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Christianity EtcRe: The Right Time To Have Your First Sexual Intercourse by happney65: 10:11am On Feb 01
As long as you are not a minor. 18 and above

E dobo looo

E sha ti lo condom

QED!
PoliticsRe: Petrol To Hit ₦1,000/litre As Crude Crosses $70 — Marketers by happney65: 7:26am On Feb 01
oshkoach:
Majority is Nigerians are happy to be oppressed.
They take whatever the government throw at them.
Our civil society organizations have become an arm of the government and too fragmented to challenge government policies.
Most of the so called civil societies are actually sponsored by the people in power now. When they leave government,they will find their voices

But for now,they can't talk.

Shey you get it?if you don't get it,forget about it..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria External Reserve From 1999 To Date By Different Administrations by happney65: 2:55pm On Jan 31
Brendaniel:
When I tell Tinubu supporters that though OBJ jad his faults he is by far better than Tinubu and Tinubu has no excuse to blame previous governments for his failure.

How do you measure performance, it is based on what you met and what you left, just take a look at the chart up there for OBJ, imagine if it was Tinubu who met such in 1999 when he became president, just think about the manner of excuses he would have been giving.


And still OBJ paid subsidy throughout his tenure and cleared Nigeria's debts of about 38 billion dollars, and still opened an excess crude oil account and saved over 30 billion dollars within a space of 8 years which was separate from external reserve he grew from 4 billion dollars to 43 billion dollars...

Now I ask them again, What exactly is Tinubu"s excuse? The bad part is a lot of his people hate OBJ and like Tinubu and will tell you that Tinubu is better, why? Tribalism, OBJ is a nationalist, Tinubu is an ethnic supremacist leader
Say no more my bro. That has always been my analogy all these while. If they had taken over Nigeria in 1999. It would have been excuses upon excuses and sold off Nigeria to the Chinese patapata

And also they hate OBJ because baba was a Nationalist and doest play their nonesense ethnic politics the current Tinubu APC gang plays

And that is why they still can't lace Obasanjo's shoes.
BusinessRe: I Run A Business And I Still Don’t Understand How The Tax System Works by happney65: 2:35pm On Jan 31
Namaster:
First of all, there is tax increment. But NOT for everyone.

Secondly if you are running a business, you need to REGISTER a Private Limited Liability COMPANY.
NOT a Business Name.
A COMPANY.

That way, you'll be able to take advantage of the TAX EXEMPTION threshold available to Small Companies.

Small Company is if your business is doing #100M or LESS per annum in Total REVENUE with a Total Fixed Asset that is less than #250M.

Also, it's NOT a percentage of your bank transfers that's taken as tax. It's a percentage of PROFIT.

That means after you've deducted the COST OF GOODS sold and other BUSINESS EXPENSES, including Salary and Shop Rent.

And even after that, you may NOT need to pay taxes IF your revenue and assets qualify you as a SMALL COMPANY.

Understand that this EXEMPTION for small companies does NOT apply to Sole Proprietors and people who operate under JUST a business name WITHOUT a company registration.

Those ones will be taxed like a salary earner after deductions of relevant expenses.

Your best bet is still to consult an ACCOUNTANT.

They'll give you more clarifications.

Meantime, Google Nigerian Tax Act 2025, Nigerian Tax Administration Act 2025 and download the PDFs and read at your own pace.

You will NOT understand everything.
Don't sweat it.
Use AI to break it down.

AI will not always be accurate so take additional questions you might have with you to your meeting with the Accountant.
And how does the government know that which is my profit. That is a one million dollar question none of you have been able to answer

Not to worry,na this 2027. Oju gbogbo wa ma boo on top this tax issue

Shior
PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi Flags Off ₦500 Million Micro Business Support Initiative In Oyo by happney65: 6:38pm On Jan 30
always247:
after he milked us dry to the extent that even water to drink I cannot afford

mchewww
He force you make you bet? I dont understand
PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi Flags Off ₦500 Million Micro Business Support Initiative In Oyo by happney65: 6:38pm On Jan 30
gistray:
After scamming youths worldwide with his betting platforms.

He decided to share beans money lol.

What will anyone do with 500m Nigerian Naira in this economy.... Did anyone tell him we're in 2015 or what?
What will anyone do with 500M naira?

Are you sure you are okay sha?

As in?
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Rain Floods Lagos Road, Causes Gridlock by happney65: 4:49pm On Jan 30
Eko a ro mi sa legbe legbe.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Economy May Be Back From The Brink - The Economist by happney65: 8:13am On Jan 30
seunmsg:
It’s a cautious word that signifies possibility of what can happen. Tinubu cannot realistically solve all of Nigerias problems in less than three years. They are simply telling you that the president is going in the right direction and if we stay the course, the golden years are about to come.

This is what should interest all Nigerians as we access the performance of Mr. President and make up our minds on who should lead us from 2027-2031. Recovering from the economic mess that Tinubu inherited in 2023 won’t be a sprint. It’s a long marathon that entails rigorous economic reforms and policies. All indices are now showing we are on course to full recovery and economic prosperity. It is left for us to ensure this is not derailed.
"Recovering from the economic mess that Tinubu inherited in 2023 won’t be a sprint"

Wasnt that what you people said in that Buhari's 8years? Followed him all about like a sheep claiming PDP has done this and that, yet now you want to blame Buhari and claim Tinubu meet an economic mess

Walahi e ni shey ori re.
SportsRe: Joshua Fights Back Tears, Promises ‘To Do Right’ By Families Of Late Friends by happney65: 8:03am On Jan 30
mactoni91:
Who dey even draft these questions sef?

If we no arrest one use set as Example, other people no go learn.
Walahi. The questions are so funny,I just look them pass. angry
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by happney65: 5:07pm On Jan 29
cool

PoliticsRe: NNPC Increases Petrol Price To N835/litre In Lagos, N839/litre In Abuja by happney65: 2:39pm On Jan 28
E ni shey ori re

Jesu ngbo
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Government To Recruit 5,000 Teachers To Boost Education Sector by happney65: 8:34pm On Jan 27
anonimi:
Any idea how many teachers Wike recruited in his eight years?

What of the four progressive governors of Lagos State since 1999? Did they recruit as many as Makinde recruited in just five years without having the kind of trillions Lagos has each year in budget huh
I'm not talking about Lagos here. Talking about Rivers that has much more money than Oyo. I believe Rivers should do better and stop celebrating 5K

It doesn't make any sense. We shall talk about Lagos in another scenerio. But here,we are talking about Rivers and I mean they can do better than this when "lesser state" did more than this
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Government To Recruit 5,000 Teachers To Boost Education Sector by happney65: 8:04pm On Jan 27
press9jatv:
Great effort from Governor Fubara here.
Nothing great there. He should do more as an oil producing state.

Oyo did 20,000 at a goal. I expect Rivers to do 50,000 not celebrating 5K. 5K that s'eyi did in his first term and did 20K in his second term
PoliticsRe: 35 Military Officers Including 33 Northerners Detained Over Alleged Coup Plot by happney65: 10:41am On Jan 27
Where are those people who shout Igbo this,Igbo that every now and then,where is your smelly faces

Northerners want to kill Tinubu. Want to truncate democracy but we haven't heard you say PIM. Are you that afraid of the North?

As in,you people that get triggered over online abuse,cannot say a word about those who wanted to destroy Democracy? Isn't that high class cowardice? grin grin

I have told you people to face the North,but you can't. Why? It is nothing but cowardice

Let's imagine it is Military officers from the East that were involved in this,SM won't contain anybody óò.. grin grin

People that linked the US bombing to a screwdriver seller would have been everywhere shouting here and there

Oshi
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Jokes About How S.L. Akintola’s ‘magic Ring’ Failed Him During 1966 Coup by happney65: 10:13pm On Jan 26
SixSeven:
That's the part that is of concern to me here. The way he died is not something that should be revised into a joke.

Once he died there, that place should have been preserved. That's how we recollect history. I just updated my post you quoted to include the video of where Tafawa Balewa's body was found. Do you know what that site is today?
I have no idea where Balewa's was. I only know of that of Aguyi Ironsi and Adekunle Fajuyi. Both were killed somewhere at Lalupon on the outskirts of Ibadan

However some few years ago,on the very land they were killed,their statues have been erected side by side which still stands there till date
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Jokes About How S.L. Akintola’s ‘magic Ring’ Failed Him During 1966 Coup by happney65: 9:24pm On Jan 26
SixSeven:
Governor of Lagos at the time, please who killed Funsho Williamshuh


This is the reason we should write our history. Is it the same SL Akintola that fought before he died and did not die like a chicken? He did not go down without a fight so what's this all about? About writing our history, there are books about SL Akintola and they can tell story about this man but if Tinubu can tell the story of Akintola, I want him to tell his own life story, let's check something. Starting from his parents 🤡 We should ban those who don't have a clear history from telling history please. It's an insult to our collective intelligence. The b is ggest mistake the government made, and so many of our politicians do this was to turn Akintola's residence to a Court of Appeal. We no de preserve history, we will just destroy things and be building new things.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQCzQ6RzeNQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jK5AZKS1z8

One of his sons wrote a book about him where he described his father's death. You may find that in libraries abroad and in some archives but the title of the book was Akintola, the man and the legend: A biography
by Akintola, Victor Ladipo
.
The house didn't belong to Akintola. It was one of the houses abandoned by the British when they left. Fani Power was staying at Agodi,while Akintola lived at the house which still stands there till date

In as much as I'm indifferent towards Akintola. But the fact that he died like a Man deserves some respect. He died fighting

P.S. But if he didn't shoot back at the soldiers,he might have lived just like Fani Kayode lived too. But Akintola was already prepared.

They knew something would happen,but never even knew it could be a coup. The entire Western Region was in crisis and it was killing here and there. He got a Gun and was taught how to shoot by Lagerma and that was what ended him
CultureRe: Breaking: Alaafin Of Oyo Shuns Seyi Makinde's Invitation To Oyo State @50(pics) by happney65: 5:42pm On Jan 26
yarimo:
Only one minute statement of his removal from the governor is enough and nothing will happen.
The Govornor is far. The Local Government Chairman of Atiba Local Government will remove him and nothing will happen

His Godmother should better talk to him
PoliticsRe: Coup plot: Sixteen officers arrested, to face military panel by happney65: 5:35pm On Jan 26
Finally fhe army has confirmed the news that officers from the North wanted to kill Tinubu but everywhere is quiet

As in officers from the North wanted to trucate democracy and everywhere is silent. From those people who also shout Igbo this and that and gets angry over abuse can go quiet when a actual death threats against a southern president.

Lmao

Cowardice is that you?

grin grin
RomanceRe: Help! I Think I Have A Serious Problem With Women by happney65: 11:14am On Jan 26
You want to start sleeping with your friend's girlfriends and maybe wives and you dey look for validation

If you wan do ashawo,shey you no suppose look elsewhere? Na your friend girlfriend suppose dey enter your eye? Isn't there honour about thieves again?


Abeg comot for here
PoliticsRe: Tax Bills: We Don’t Know What Was Passed’- Gov. Makinde by happney65: 9:11am On Jan 26
AMINDA:
Contrary to what his Nairaland lackeys say, Tinubu will face very stiff opposition in 2027, even from the Southwest. The coast is still not clear yet in Lagos, Osun and now Oyo in 2027. He cannot win the Southwest in a landslide.
Please add Ondo to the equation too
PoliticsRe: Makinde Turning to Opposition spokesperson after Tinubu rebuff - Ayo Fayose by happney65: 8:38am On Jan 26
"That Seyi Makinde's derogatory comment against President Tinubu at Osinbajo's birthday "

grin grin grin. Fayose is a clown. Someone that doesn't know who's birthday occasion took place is saying otherwise.

He doesn't even know it was Samson Ajetomobi, president of The Men of Issachar who clocked 60 that was having a birthday in which Osinbajo was invited as Guest

Osinbajo birthday ko, Yemi's birthday ni
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by happney65: 7:45pm On Jan 25
"The stock market in President Donald Trump's first year back in the White House was the weakest of any president's first year of a new term since 2005, when George W. Bush started his second term."

PoliticsRe: 2027: We Are Going To War In Oyo, We Have Federal Money, PDP Must Go - Ajimobi by happney65: 5:51pm On Jan 24
Zocalite:
Lebanese dey call for war, after her man don rule for 8yrs, tulumbu give his son SSA, she don get ambassador

All this no do madam Lebanese

If economy good people will patronize grandex

Abi na seyi say make grandex no dey function again


O ti da, make war start
Grandex dey function now. Nothing do am

As for wetin she talk,she just dey jambla. If they see 100K votes in Oyo Govorship na their party primary them see am not Govornorship election

Jokers!
EducationRe: Lady Celebrates Convocation At Late Father’s Grave, Touches Hearts Online by happney65: 2:54pm On Jan 24
Boys still fit give her doggy on her father's Grave.

Bad boys them. cheesy
TravelRe: My Mum Died On Ethiopian Airlines Flight From Abuja To US - Adiele Jacqueline by happney65: 9:20am On Jan 24
LordIsaac:
Thanks. I don't think so as she didn't complain of leg pain. She got home, showered, ate, and left this world right there in the sitting room (she wasn't sick).
It might be. It has been advised that when elderly people travel long distances,they should wear a certain type of socks or when in the plane they should move their legs so their legs wont get swollen

May she rest in peace
SportsRe: Shooting Stars Vs Bendel Insurance FC (1 - 0) on 25th January 2026 by happney65: 9:18am On Jan 24
Sjv1:
I can't wait to watch the match up shooting
Up stars!
TravelRe: My Mum Died On Ethiopian Airlines Flight From Abuja To US - Adiele Jacqueline by happney65: 11:36pm On Jan 23
LordIsaac:
My mom died at same age under similar circumstances a few minutes after she arrived in December. Hmmmm...I empathize with you.
My condolences. May she rest in peace

Was it deep vein? Was her legs swollen
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Hints On Using NATO To Secure American Borders by happney65: 10:58am On Jan 23
Man doing the bid of his russian guy putin and wants to run down Nato at all costs

Man is so delusional

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