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It is always fun to attend an African party in the western world when you are an African, especially a wedding party because each party is always trying to outshine the last. So at this particular one, dude had all the works! Limo, Hummer, etc,  People came from far and near, beautiful people I must say and the after party was off the chains. Over four hundred people dancing drinking and having fun till early hours of the morning.  At about 2am Sam has had enough fun and ready to go home and sleep because the wedding actually started since 2pm. But his girlfriend/live-in –partner Sandra still wants to party,
so the tired Sam left Sandra with his close friend Dennis and asked him to drop her off at his place on his way home. Sandra and Dennis continued drinking and partying till 4am and finally left when the party was almost over. By this time both Sandra and Dennis were drunk, so Dennis took her home. Sandra later woke up to find herself on Dennis’s bed. Surprised, she asked why he didn’t take her home. He replied that he was too drunk and could barely make it to his own place. So Sandra went to the bathroom to freshen up, and there she found Fluid all over her Private Part. She rushed out screaming, asking Dennis what he had done. Even as she was screaming and cursing, Dennis denied ever touching or doing anything to her. She phoned Sam her boyfriend, crying over the phone. When Sam arrived, it didn’t take long for Dennis to finally admit that he had intercourse with Sandra while she was half asleep (She obviously must have thought it was Sam)

After punching and hitting Dennis as hard as he could, Sam called more people to alert them of what was going on and before you know it the place was jam packed. Really enraged by this, Sam wanted the case reported to the police, because he is not about to allow the violation go away easily. But then his African brothers started begging him not to alert the police.  They did all they could to persuade him not to report this to the police. Why are they doing this you ask? Well the surprising thing about all this is Dennis is illegal! And his country men don’t want him jailed and later deported. So apart from Sam and his girlfriend Sandra it seems like every other person there was against alerting the police because they kept on begging the couple. Finally the couple reluctantly agrees to let go till they all meet again at their monthly “Meeting” where most of their country men would be present to trash this thing because Sam is not about to let this matter  go easily.
Exactly one month after the incident Sam and Sandra discovered she is PREGNANT! (From the violation!) What are they going to do? 
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Rioters sentenced in crown courts have received jail terms that are much more severe than usual, replicating the punitive response by magistrates, the Guardian can reveal.
An exclusive analysis of crown court cases against those convicted of involvement in last months riots shows some sentences are nearly three times the average jail terms handed down for the same offences.
The data, part of a Guardian database covering more than 70% of the defendants processed through English courts for offences linked to the disorder, indicates that crown court judges have been even more willing to treat involvement in the riots as an aggravating factor than their counterparts in magistrates courts.
The database of 1,100 riot-related defendants will form part of a landmark study announced on Monday into the causes and consequences of the riots. The Guardian and the London School of Economics have launched Reading the Riots, for which researchers will interview hundreds of people involved in the disturbances in London, Manchester, Birmingham, Liverpool and Gloucester. The first empirical study into the widespread rioting and looting is supported by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation and the Open Society Foundations.
As well as surveys of those who took part in the disorder, the research will include interviews with residents, police and the judiciary, and an advanced analysis of more than 2.5m riot-related Twitter messages.

The project is based on a groundbreaking survey conducted in the aftermath of the Detroit riots in 1967 by the Detroit Free Press newspaper and Michigan Institute for Social Research. The professor who led the Detroit study, Phil Meyer, is advising the research into the disturbances in England. LSE’s involvement will be led by Professor Tim Newburn, head of the universitys social policy department.
A month after the disturbances began in Tottenham, north London, the Guardian can also reveal:
• More than 90% of the cases being sentenced at crown court are resulting in jail terms, compared with an average rate for custodial sentences of 46%. Data previously released by the Ministry of Justice revealed that 44.6% of rioters sentenced at magistrate courts were sent to prison, almost four times the typical custody rate of 12.3%.</p>
• A YouGov poll has found Britons have become more fearful since the rioting took place. The survey, which was commissioned by Nottingham University and compares attitudes before and after the riots, found people felt that their safety and wider society were under threat. Those polled were also more likely to express prejudiced views against minority groups, although they did not blame them for the disorder.
• An investigation into the Tottenham riots, which sparked copycat rioting across England, has found local police were alerted to rising tensions long before a protest over the killing of Mark Duggan by police descended into a riot. An email warning from a senior community adviser to police was sent to the borough commander 24 hours before the protest took place. She went on holiday the following day.
The average crown court sentence for individuals engaging in theft or handling stolen goods so far is 13.6 months, about three times the average 4.1-month sentence handed down in 2010 – equivalent to a sentence 231% longer than the 2010 average.
Magistrates courts have been delivering sentences about 25% longer than average, according to the Guardian data. The difference reflects the greater sentencing powers of crown courts, and potentially also the severity of riot-related cases transferred to the higher courts.
The most severe sentences relating to the riots were handed to Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan and Jordan Blackshaw, both from Chester, who received four years for inciting riots in their home towns of Warrington and Northwich on Facebook. None of the messages posted by either individual led to a riot. Blackshaw is appealing against his sentence
The next most severe penalty was handed to 18-year-old Amed Pelle, given a 33-month prison term, also for posting Facebook messages. This was equal to the sentence passed on Dwaine Spence, who led a gang of 30 to 40 youths on a rampage through Wolverhampton town centre and hurled a 3ft plank of wood at a police car.
Other cases contained in the crown court data include Anderson Fernandes, 22, sentenced to 16 months for stealing ice cream, and 19-year-old Fabrice Bembo-Leta, who turned himself in to police after identifying himself from a published photo, and who was sentenced to 32 months in prison for burglary.
The shortest prison sentence issued so far to a riot-related offender in crown courts went to Steven Frear, 20, who received six weeks for possession of an offensive weapon.
The average sentence for the cases so far is 14.7 months. Many of the most serious cases, including charges of murder and attempted murder, are unlikely to be heard in court for several months. Only two of the 72 completed crown court cases to date resulted in non-custodial sentences.

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Big breasted Nollywood Actress, Singer and Dancer, Cossy Orjiakor, is on the news again.

The tiny-voiced and light skinned showbiz beau, a month ago, broke up with her boyfriend and has been promoting her new single, My Body’.

Few hours ago, Cossy dropped this bombshell, ‘i am like a LovePeddler on bed, a diva on TV, a chic on the streets, i am not afraid to stand alone, that makes me thick’.

Cossy, there are some guys out there willing and waiting to confirm how bad you truely are. Any chance for that? Just saying what’s in their minds.

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If information flinging into our ears is anything to go by, then the Kokomaster, Oladapo Banjo, will finally tied the knot next year.

According to what we were hinted by a close pal of D’Banj, there have been pressure from her mum to bring home a wife. Though the G.O.O.D Music Artiste had opted to concentrate on his musical career, but as it is now, he has succumb and might marry next year.

We tried to know who the lucky lady is, but our informant refused to disclose that.

D’Banj has successfully lived a scandal free (especially in terms of ladies) life since ever coming into limelight as against others. Though he was once linked with Genevieve which her mum disagree with, we only hope she would approave of whoever the Kokomaster brings home. D’Banj, we can’t wait to be at your wedding.

A religious girl i dated a while back said some mermaids told her in a dream told her that theyll never let me get married . . altho im still young a lot of my relationships have not gone well . . . could be just me tho .

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She alway tink she dat big neva knew dat one day she goin 2 break down,,, dat is life 4 u

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Since coming into the public view in 2006 after being in AMBO reality show, Tonto Dikeh has found one way of the other to stay relevant in the make-believe industry.

Tonto has been having a long battle with a twitter impostor who uses the twitter handle, tontojerrydike, to deceive people.

Yesterday evening, Tonto tweeted to this impostor, ‘i will kill you very soon’. Before now, this Petro Chemical Nollywood beau has promised to find this impostor by all means.

Our advice to Tonto is this, please don’t kill, if you do, the law will not spare you because of your celeb status. Just report to the police to help you get this impostor. A word is enough for the wise.

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my girlfriend doesnt beleive in God , its never been as issue though

Popular Nigerian rapper, Ikechukwu Onunaku, has dropped a bombshell on his relationship between himself and the Mohits crew.

Speaking on a radio show recently, the Virginia born DMX copycat said, ‘think about this, i have always been hanging out with the Mohits crew from day one, they were my boys’.

Ikechukwu, who was reported to have beaten D Banj at a club, was rumoured to have left the Don Jazzy led record label had this to say, ‘we tried working out things between us but it didn’t work out, we have now moved forward’.

Ikechukwu now runs his own record label, World Famous Academy (WFA), with some artistes signed under it.

Reports we are getting reveal that new release of Dapo Banjo, popularly called D Banj, Oliver Twist has been banned on Nigerian airwaves.

The NBC which is the broadcasting regulator in Nigeria issued the directive with immeadiate effect. The song was banned for the use of lewd lyrics in the song, hence, no media house should play Oliver Twist.

The Kokomaster mentioned in the song ‘i like Omotola because she get big yansh’.

This will surely not go down well with D Banj with the illuminati story still hanging on his head and now a ban on the same song. Dapo, pe le o, take heart.

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Arsenal midfielder has has spoken out for what he feels as an attempt to create friction with his former Arsenal.The France international made his first appearance at Manchester City during the rout at Tottenham Hotspur last weekend, following a £24million move to the Etihad Stadium.Nasri, 24, was in Arsenal for three years, after winning no trophies during his time in North London, opted to join Citys revolution.Nasri has revealed time without numbers comparing the two clubs. notably describing the quiet atmosphere inside Emirate stadium.However, Nasri has revealed time without numbers comparing the two clubs. notably describing the quiet atmosphere inside Emirate stadium. However, Nasri has now criticised the press for publishing what he did not say, saying on Twitter: stop trying to make something between me and Arsenal. I love this club and everything around it.

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this is one babe that I respect so much. rokiatu everly puts updated pix of her. Atleast we know who we are dealing with and guess what she doesnt care what y'all think. I like her fire & lovely full hair. Her and Nayah put on pix regularly. Her shape & jeans are always to die for

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