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festwiz:
Yeah, Cancer, malaria, world hunger, starvation, corruption, war, natural disasters and countless more. What more can god do for us??

His blessings are abound everyday. Tiri gbosa for god.
cc. hopefuLandlord, Hardmirror

you just balanced it up.

LuciferChristi:
See oh! See our moin-moin.

They just chook small small leaves inside & changed the name to kwashiokor bible.

These people are thieves.

lol

ChiefAzubuike:
Take it directly and eat it with the seeds. Note that's its not an instant result like drugs or sex enhancers will give you. Its a gradual process and its lifelong and permanent unlike drugs that are just temporary. I started seeing results like 2 months after and I've been enjoying my sexual life since then..

you are very correct. You are a mature man. Not those who take drugs. Nature has all we need

Image123:
Here's what the Bible says concerning dreams irregardless of whatever any ignorant group may think or practice.

Ecc 5:3 For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool's voice is known by multitude of words.

So the bulk of dreams are really meaningless and to be taken lightly. But we do not rule out the FACT that the spirit realm do communicate through dreams. The spirit realm meaning both devil and God as they are both spirit. So many dreams come from the devil, some from God, much from your imagination.

are u sure? Have u had any dream from the devil?

Image123:
It's unfortunate for you then if you don't know the drill. It shows you'd make a poor student. After all your years as a mini school pastor, you should know that people prefer private after service 'counsel'. What folks would not confess or discuss openly, they'll discuss freely in private. I'm sure you're aware of that but you choose to have amnesia.
My pastors are busy with spiritual work blessing lives, not manipulating lives like your models.

knew u were daft. So how am i to provide private services when i dont share my contacts? How am i to provide private services when i am not what i am doing here is to demystify dreams. How exactly wld anyone pay someone who tells them their dreams has nothing to do with their future? You need to get beyond your hate and think clearly. Does this even look like a psychic service to you?

CAPSLOCKED:
SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THEIR GOD IS TRYING TO TELL THEM THINGS WHEN THEY DREAM. SOME BELIEVE DEAD RELATIVES ARE TRYING TO TELL THEM THINGS OR GIVE INSTRUCTIONS THROUGH DREAMS. SOME EVEN CLAIM THE DEAD REVEALED THEIR KILLERS THROUGH DREAMS AND MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THEM.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT PRAYING PREVENTS ONE FROM HAVING BAD DREAMS, AND MORE PRAYERS EITHER PREVENT BAD DREAMS FROM COMING TO PASS, OR ENABLE GOOD DREAMS COME TRUE.
I BELIEVE THE HUMAN BRAIN AND FEELINGS ARE BEHIND ALL DREAMS, AND DREAMS ARE NOT REALITY.

dreams can be important though. I mean VERY IMPORTANT! It is a window to the state of our subconscious. Eg dreaming that someone wants to kill you, is an indication of you distrust for that person probably caused by an experience with the person. Sometimes the person is not even one you have had issues with, it could based on subtle suggestions to you subconscious from what people say about that person or the way the person even looks.

ogyunging:
HardMirror

That was interesting.

Gracias.

you are welcome

CAPSLOCKED:

ONE OF THE MOST MEANINGLESS DREAMS OUT THERE. YOU CAN OVERTAKE A VEHICLE YES, BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE WALKING. AND YOU CAN'T FLY LIKE A BIRD.. THE HUMAN BODY DOESN'T COME WITH FLIGHT WINGS.
ONLY EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL / DRUGS CAN MAKE ONE HAVE DIRECTIONLESS DREAMS LIKE THAT. SO YOU NEED TO CUT DOWN YOUR INTAKE, AND GET RID OF THAT TENANT.

not true bro. Dreaming itself is very much like being in a drunken state. Infact a drunk man can make out more sense than your mind does when you are asleep. Scientists dont fully understand the process the mind uses in creating dreams. But be sure than dreams are product of your memories, it could all be mushed up out of control, but they are all based on things you have seen and heard.

Image123:
I'm not waiting for you to ask people for money, i hope you're not that foolish. Like i said, you know the drill. The path is for them to see you in camera for the real deal. My pastors don't go about providing psychic services, they're not that jobless.

i dont know the drill. You can share with us what you mean. I am very sure many others are as lost as i am here.

Your pastors are not as jobless as phychics? You mean your pastors are actually making better use of their time than phychics? Lol. This is comedy at it's best. They are busy speaking in tongues right? Or doing what exactly?

Image123:
Don't be ridiculous, you know the drill. Like barjesus who gave off himself to be someone.

lol. Smh this thread is to demystify dream interpretations. To help people realize dreams are a function of their fears, expectations and memories. I am not here to provide psychic services. I am not one of your pastors. There are no spiritually gifted people, only frauds and that is the essence of this thread. Keep waiting for me to ask people for money like your church leaders.

festwiz:
Can the theists prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist?

NB: Whatever reason you cook up in your head, replace it with your god and maybe we'll be heading somewhere.

op answer this?
Or can you prove that gwagwa does not exist, cos i can tell you gwagwa created god and yeah gwagwa told me this or can you also prove gwagwa did not tell me this?

MsBliss:
Thank You Very much. This helped.

finally! The birth of a zombie! Religion = dont ask questions = dont think = just follow! Applies to all, samething keeping muslims in islam. You start asking questions, there start wishy washing you with stories to keep you a dummy. What a pity

JideAmuGiaka:
A lady went to the Pastor and said... I won't be attending Church anymore..

He said, may I ask why??

She said, I see people on their cell phones during the service, some are gossiping, some just ain't living right, they are all just hypocrites...

The Pastor got silent, and he said, OK... But can I ask you to do something for me before you make your final decision?

She said, what's that?

He said, take a glass of water and walk around the Church 2 times and don't let any water fall out the glass.

She said, yes I can do that!

She came back and said it's done.

He asked her 3 questions:

1. Did you see anybody on their phone?

2. Did you see anybody gossiping?

3. Was anybody living wrong?

She said, I didn't see anything because I was so focused on this glass, so the water wouldn't fall.

He told her, when you come to Church , you should be just that focused on God , so that YOU don't fall.

THAT'S WHY JESUS SAID "FOLLOW ME,"!!!

He did not say follow Christians.

Don't let your relationship with God be determined by how others relate with God. Let it be determined by how focused you are with God.

same advice can be given to muslims. You guys keep yourself in bondage with petty stories like this. Keep focused even when it is all a lie, justt be focused, dont ask questions, just keep at it! It is by force! Stvpidity.

thorpido:
You do not understand the ways of God.The gifts and calling of God is without repentance.
He is a vessel.God's anointing is on him.God chooses to still bless his people through him even though he may not be living perfect.
It doesn't mean God condones iniquity,it just means God's ways are beyond comprehension.

story story... usual excuses that keeps people in religious bondage. The real reason is cos there is no such thing as anointing. He is just a talented performer. He puts up a good show. Lies everywhere!

MsBliss:
I just Found out that My Mentor/Spiritual Father Whom I love, Respect and Admire so much is Into Pornography. This is the third time I am seeing the deleted Videos on his phone Recycle Bin. His Phone happens to have a folder in the Gallery where Deleted Pictures and Videos are stored Incase you Change your Mind. I am seeing it for the third time. I couldn't believe my eyes until I went to his Opera History and found out he downloaded them himself.

This Just Shattered me. I am beginning to think that this whole Christianity thing is just a facade and its Happening now that I have made up my mind to follow Christ fully. Its making me look at him in a completely different light now and I'm confused at the moment. Please what will you do if you are in my shoes??

Matured Comments Pls.

so cos ur pastor watches porn u now conclude xtianity is a facade? What happens when you actually study the history of christianity and realize it was created just to control people? All religions are man made. Start thinking, use your head.

aniete:
The last dream I remember is seeing myself overtake a vehicle, and later flew like a bird.
I then saw my tenant who asked if I had rashes and I replied "no".

you wld be told you are having a major break through soon. Rapid progress. All bullshit. This is just a memory mush up.

Image123:
Here's what we call chop-chop pastor, or jeun jeun prophet. It seems this fellow is looking for extra cash, multiple streams of income.

how wld i make money when i dont give me contact or allow people to contact me? You see what we mean when we say you guys dont think.

Happy birthday bro. Cheers!!!

LuciferChristi:
HELP ME!!!


I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt I was very happy for no reason. I found myself grinning anyhow. Then I heard a scream in the distance so I ran in the general direction of the noise. On getting there, I saw a mirror.

When I looked at the mirror, I saw a grizzly bear. Obese & haughty looking. It was a female grizzly. She had hair running down her chest, she had jowls, millipedes were crawling all over her dirty strewn hair, stretchmarks on her forehead, wide nostrils with pubic hair sticking out of them, eyebags, boils on her lips, saliva drooped down her mouth freely whilst flies buzzed around it, burn marks on her shoulders, cracked skin & bandy legs with knocked knees.

She was so fat, she had no waist. Her whole backside seemed to melt into a fatty lump.

I was disgusted but something prompted me to reach over & touch the mirror. As I did this, the ugly grizzly bear smiled widely and revealed the yellowest set of teeth I've ever seen in my life.

My heart trembled.

I pulled my hand away fast but she got aggressive & tried to grab me with arms that could easily pass for a tuber of yam. As she made this sudden movement, the smell of rotten fish hit me hard & I almost passed out. She was almost jumping out of the mirror after me when a loud voice screamed "pocohantas!".

Upon hearing this, the ugly grizzly bear shouted "ma" & galloped away fast on all fours, a blood moon in the horizon.


Then I woke up sweating profusely...


What does this dream mean?

what movies have you been watching of late? Think deep and you would see where your dream came from

ogyunging:
Okay Mr Hard Mirror

Seriously, I dream of old times, like the time before colonialism and all. I usually end up finding myself in scenes that seem familiar but do not make sense compared to this present times. I dream of clan meetings, early discoveries and lots of wars that seemed as the right thing. They have been consistent thats why I remember the details.

Got others that probably will make no sense to you. But hit me with the interpretation of this first.

Thank you.

do not attach too much meaning to this dreams. As i said earlier, dreams are product of our subconscious. The way our minds work is more complex than we acknowledge. You have ability to see things without seeing them.

This dreams you have is a reflection of your person rather than a sign.

I can deduce you grew up loving books from an early stage of your life. You have a great quest for knowledge and high artistic taste.

You are presently not living to full expectations for yourself and not satisfied with your environment.

Dboy55:
Sir harnmirror,as an atheist why do you believe in dream ,and now you are claiming you can intepreate dreams ?

trust me i am serious here. I have good dream interpretation technique and wld use them for anyone that i know is serious and sincere. All dreams have interpretations, does not mean they are from God. Dreams are from your subconscious, but could be good pointers to your subconscious state

Ioannes:
C'est fini

Lobatan.

Chiommy123 and SureBozz please invite us when everything set o

E don tay wey I chop party rice.

lol! Abi nau

[quote author=samysmoothfresh post=69872792][/quote]lol! Nice reply!

Sly2boy:
There are several health issues that can be responsible for your problem:
1. High sugar level
2. Enlarged Prostrate etc.
So I advise you see a Doctor ASAP.

op listen to this guy. He is on point

CAPSLOCKED:
AH, SIMPLE DREAM.
THE 2K REPRESENTS YOUR LAST CARD (HOME & ABROAD).
EFCC REPRESENTS BET9JA VIRTUAL FOOTBALL GAME THAT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO. IF YOU DON'T BUY A TIN OF GARRI, PALM OIL AND KEROSENE WITH THAT 2K TO BE MANAGING YOUR DEPLETING LIFE... BET9JA WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE. GOOD BYE.

NEXT PERSON PLEASE.

thanks for giving him the details.

Azmodan:
Okay interpret this

I dreamt you hadn't eaten for 2 good days and out of hunger you started thinking of how you can earn 2k to survive for the next couple.of hours , hence you came.up with this

I now dreamt further that efcc arrested you

Interpret that for me please

this dream is trying to warn you of your stvpidity. Beware for destruction is never far from the foolish. Dont take this dream for granted

chiommy123:
but I had someplace in Nigeria practice this too

in the past, i doubt they still do.

I would interpret any dream that is troubling you.

Most interpreters are fraudsters.

I would give you an accurate meaning of your dreams here.


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