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Hagm0nd:
If nothing is greater than god,i choose to believe in that nothing
at least am seving the greater one

Lol
You know one thing I love? I love telling christains to Bleep off. I enjoy the shock on their face that a human is not afraid of their silllly god.

Scholar8200:
Jesus Restored My Amputated Leg
by miracles on Nov.23, 2006, under Divine

Intervention, Healing Miracles Stories
I was driving to the supermarket one after noon with my wife. It was the usual shopping day and we were on our way to the supermarket. Neither my wife nor I saw the truck ahead of us and we plowed straight into it.
When I awoke I was in the hospital with my wife by my side. When the doctors came to speak to me they said I had been in a coma for 3 months and that they had to amputate a leg and that I had to stay in hospital for another week for examination.
After that week when I arrived home I went straight to bed to get some rest as it wasn’t very easy to get to sleep in the hospital as it was too noisy there.
Although I was still shocked that I had lost a leg, I was glad I was still alive. A strange thing happened a few days after. I witnessed Jesus Christ at the foot of my bed one morning. I wasn’t scared of him, rather I was more in shock at seeing such a miracle in my home. He approached the side of my bed and told me that I shall walk again.
I went to sleep thinking of what Jesus had said. I awoke later on that day and swung my self to the side of the bed to get into my wheel chair but to my disbelief I had my leg back, exactly as it was before the accident. I tried to stand, but I was still a little shaky from the discovery and didn’t know if I had the strength to stand. So rested thinking of what Jesus had said to me.
When I found the strength to walk down the stairs I walked into my front room and spotted my wife watching the TV. I called her, and she spun around. Then I saw the shocked look on her face. She jumped up and asked me how, but I didn’t have an answer for her.
I told her that Jesus had visited me before the healing and that this truly was a miracle.
A few days later while I was in my front room Jesus visited again and told me that a miracle has been performed and to spread the wonder.
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Hahahaha !!!
Blessed hillybilly!!!
What mockery of intelligence is this?
What do you take me for? A 2 year old kid?

God healed a whole amputation and the so called testifier has no name?
He did not mention the name of the hospital that did the amputation.
Did not mention any doctor
No pictures
Nothings!
Just a cooked up story.

I can as well write a story on nairaland and say Jagojago retored me back after my head was cut off and people like you would believe!


I have said it before christians don't use their brains at all!!!

And some kids are already happy and liking his post
These people are just so gullible. Didn't even stop for a minute to think what type of story with such gravity won't come with a single verifiable evidence

Who wants to worship a god that can't heal common amputation? Yet he claims to have created the whole universe?
Hahahahaha

A god that can't make a single finger grow back, yet he is promising you eternal life
Hahahaha!!!

How dumb can people be?

If I promise you a car, won't you first check to see if I can afford it?

I can't afford a N100 spanner yet I am promising you a N30 million Range rover! That is christainity and religion for you!

Hagm0nd:
Dont say that bro they may send you to hell

Oh! Hell!
One of those lies the religion has used to keep people from using their brains. Lol
Hahahahaha

Go tell that to a kid!

Scholar8200:
Prove that factually.

Where is the amputee that god heal? Where?

If you are a christian or what ever and u go about advising people to trust god for healings and the likes, YOU ARE MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL you are a lier, you are pure evil!

Judas2013:
God healed amputees in the bible tho. That's enough evidence

Men of god are worse than yahoo boys. They prey on the hopes and sorrow of people. They have nothing to offer but lies.

God has never healed any amputee. Bible is nothing but stories

Hagm0nd:
You will be suprised at the this people argue
they will boastfully say those in such predicament has no faith.
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Religion is outdated philosophy
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Of course there is always an evasive answer. Religion is just the perfect scam. Yet it is so glaring that it's all lies. People fail to see it.

I am a proud atheist.

I am writing a book on immortality presently. In some years to come science would give eternal life to living thing especially humans.

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Shollyps:
please... just wake me up when a Christian post a comment on this thread?...sadly...I may not wake up again...lol

You won't see anyone of them here. Christianity is for people who can't think. It is for weaklings. It is for people who can't take the challenge of life heads-on and fight for survival. Christianity and most religion are for those who can be manipulated and live in fear of the unknown. It is for those who don't ask questions. It is for those who are programmable. It is for those who don't know what to do with their lives. It is for those who have to be told everything.

Is anything too difficult for god? People will say no. Lol. Oh yes! Everything is difficult for god. God can't do sh!t.

Fmartin:
Question fr my pastor. Bible study loading....

The answer is simple. It does not matter what you pray to, the results are the same.
Religion is a scam!

Hagm0nd:
He still learning that trick from professor peller

Hehehehe
Don't mind them
You won't see any Christian here.
The are only good at quoting "only a fool says there is no god" when they are the actual foools.
They never stop to wonder if god actually does anything for them.

I am an atheist. I have my house, have cars, get contracts. For mess's sake what is the usefulness of religion?

Don't good christians die in accidents? Don't good christians fail? Something good happens to a christian by chance just has it happens to an atheist and the christian would say it is god.

I repeat. If you know your god is alive take up this challenge!

Shollyps:
bro...why now..... miracle get limit now.... lol

I always feel like slapping people who pray for the sick or those in bad situations. god that has no power. All the so called miracles are either placebo effects or faked

Oyedepo, adeboye, kumuyi, sulaiman, tb joshua are all fakes. NONE of them can minister to an amputee and get his limbs to grow back. NONE! So why do you believe in them or their powerless god?
Science is giving functioning prosthetic limbs to the handicap. Does it mean science is ahead of god?
You don't need faith for drugs to work on you. You don't need faith for you to click your light switch and your light bulbs come on. Does it mean science is more reliable than god?

I laugh at people who preach god, they have nothing to offer anyone?

How many times have you seen ships built with wood traveling from coast to coast in the modern time?
We humans only stick to what works. If god truely heals or exists, there would be no need for hospitals.
People would have learnt to put their trust in god. But reverse is the case. Only impoverished backward nations like nigeria still gather enmass for god's healings.
Even then we can't do without hospitals. How many of you would have cancer and choose not to go to the hospital?
Why not just trust god alone?

Churches always advertise healings, people testify to healings all the time. But god has never made the limbs of an amputee grow back. Why? Why is this impossible? At least we only need just ONE of this miracle. Just one please.

Conclusion. Miracles based on faith healings are not real. They are as good as placebo healings.

We can shout all day, have all the faith even as big as coconut, yet god would never grant us this simple miracle.

You can only help yourself. Science is the hope of mankind not god or religion.

God has never healed anyone else we would have at least seen cases of amputees being restored at least one in a year.

Wake up my people

Where is god! Oh! Where is god!
Where is the god of elijah that made water to burn! Can any man of god take up the challenge just like elijah challenged the prophets of baal? PM me if you are ready to challenge me

namedonfinish:
guy wetin sef!!! very time "who u epp, who u epp" .. stop am if na joke oo... haha, you kip trolling every section ...

Congratulations. You just gave him the attention he has been seeking

Smellymouth:
Let's not lie.. we all did this one time in our lives

Not true. At least I know I never did

layla129:
Really? School me pls

There is something called ero.tic lactation. Google it up.

layla129:
Key word "THINGS"

Na u turn "Thing" so.

layla129:
Really? School me pls

There are 2 ways:
1.taking hormone pills
2. Physical stimulation; sucking and using the hands to stimulate the nipples and breast.
Read more here m.wikihow.com/Lactate

I had a girlfriend that really loved me sucking her boobs. I mean she loved it like craze. She can kiss a guys lips off. And the way she always begs to be sucked was something else.
Well I also love sucking all suckables so I always obliged her.

One day she started lactation while I was sucking. I switched to the other and the other one was also producing milk. Well I had to suck and swallow even tho it did not tase good.

The next day, the milk did not flow freely like before and I was careful not to suck too much lest I have to swallow again.

Read more on it online

4C2215131:
Good ladies? A good woman just don't turn bad all of a sudden. An upright nature just doesn't get comporomised easily.

The circumstance doesn't make the man, it reveals the man to his true self. A good woman won't just up and cheat on you irrespective of distance. Worst case scenario, she'd call off the relationship.

You must understand that the true reason folks fear distant relationships is because they fear their partners would cheat on them (we can deny this all we want but it is the primal truth...we can deceive ourselves that's its about needing company, security and whatnot, but in our hearts we know the truth). So if one really trust one's partner, that fear won't be there.

Unfortunately in our climes, I must agree with you that this very vital ingredient (arguably more vital than love itself, though both are siamese twins) is lacking. All we see are brothers with hard-ons by default and sistas on a mission to wreck a man via depleting his financial base via offering up on an alter of satin sheets their dripping kittykats.

So, I'd say play it safe and avoid the long distance thingy if you can't trust your partner.

I never said the ladies turned bad. The relationship did not work out.

layla129:
Seriously? Single girls lactate?

Yes. Even a virgin can lactate under certain conditions.

KashyBaby:
Tats y they keep it "secret" boo...



Oohh I'm juz lucky I'm fvcking single... I'm an anti-cheating...

Welldone

4C2215131:
It can and does work even though a lot of evidence points to the contrary.

Like I mentioned in some other post, it's all about trust period! It is aslo important for folks involved in such a relationship to know what they really have going on.

Trust and love you based your points on are the very reasons why long distance relationships can be very painful. I have had several long distance relationships with good ladies and it did not end well. It would most likely work if they get married within a short time, but not a relationship that would run into years.

KashyBaby:
I trust no one boo boo... even ur best friend can kill u if the prize is ryt ...

True talk there. If all secrets could be revealed. Many would be shocked what their bf/gf does behind them.

Maxi112:
can I buy u a drink for this

Cold Orijin pls.

MoneypassGod:
Jadekitana, did u just write something reasonable?? D guys will always cheat, and d women will always get tired of d long distance thingy.

Not a good experience at all

I agree 100%
Seems the ban has given you little sense.

Farano you are not doing your job. Why have you left such a disgusting thread running?

And this is what small girls and ashewos like. See them commenting so guys would notice them.

SAINTSAMURAI:
LOL just watch and c

So it is by giving torres red card u people want to win. God will not gree una.

Cutehector:
hardmirror let's be fair in our deeds pls.. if u can comfortably suck a woman's boobs and her kitty without complaining, gulping down every last drop of salty cum and milk in ur mouth, I dnt see any reason why she wouldn't Wana reciprocate the awesome gesture...


So my answer is yes dey will swallow, if u too can swallow

Well got girls who can. But my baby girls can't o. Na me "corrupt" them sef, maybe with time I will add Cum to their diet