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Laveda:
How do you encounter all these guys madam?
What do you do for a living?

Hehehe
I swear I love this question. But no need to ask nau, she does not need to work, she is a hunter, soon hunter go enter bush e no go return insha allah

chericleo:
Dear it's not gud to generalise things. Not every banker is broke, u only met d bad 1. Besides u might not rili understand a banker until ur 1. because Wat u call stingy might b seen as economy and efficiency in d business field. And most tyms dai practice Wat dai are taught. But Not rili saying Wat he did was gud or bad, But dear not all bankers are bad. Sorry abt Wat happened.

Why are you telling her sorry? Because the guy collected his 100 naira change? Or because he loves asun so much he eat more than her. Abeg let us be real here. They guy could just be a tight fisted person based on poor background and upbringing not because all bankers are fake. Why is she weeping over such a trivial issue. Sorry ko, sorry ni.

duality:
You need Jesus christ in your life.

I already have satan in my life and I am happy.

Laveda:
I made you type all that?
Dumb bítch

I'm here for you

You know what I am happy about? I have seen the op's pictures and have a fair idea of who she is and her life. I pray she falls into my trap someday. I know her type. All they need is a guy with a good business, good house and good rides. They are easy to get just be sweet and spend a little.

dayojags10:
I'm commenting not cause of your write up(cos I know all nah exaggeration) but because I know you have a point. Bankers are damn broke, forget dose their starchy shirts, them no get money. My elder sis used to be a banker and I remembered dose her lamentations, always complaining of how broke she is, she go they tax me. Tank God for her life now, there's one again, he is a street neighbor.... The debt wey that bros they owe my mama just from buying roasted fish from her ehn.... Nah if month don end e go they GARA they pay him outstanding small small, by on the 8th, another credit don start










NB; I heard the debt wey dem dy owe no be here ooh

Asslickers
Some guys have no shame. So what is wrong with the guy being broke, or eating his asun? At least he has an honest job. This same op is in support of yahoo boys being in relationship while she sees no reason why honest guys who don't meet her lavish expectations to date. Call a spade a spade she is only lamenting because the guy was not lavish in spending. What is bad in collecting 100 naira change?
Can't you read between the lines and see why she is lamenting here?

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Only a fool would not know you are one of those hungry common girls. You can be bought with money. Pray tell us where you work?

I sincerely don't know why people make a fuse about masturbation and pornography.
I discovered masturbation when I was about 22 yrs old. Read something about it online and I tried it and I have Never regretted the discovery.

I keep seeing threads on how to stop masturbation and pornography. For what? You are feeling guilty? Really why do you want to stop masturbation and watching porn?

Some would say it has adverse effects on their health. I laugh out loud. Even common food seasoning, sugar, water, salt all have effect on the health when not taken in moderation.

Some say it affects their relationship with the opposite sex. WHAT?! How?! It even makes it easier for me to approach ladies. Masturbation and porn has increased my sexual abilities beyond my imagination. This has mad me very confident in relating with the opposite sex.

Some say it makes them have premature ejaculation. Well this is totally untrue. You should check your self you have other diseases. Masturbation has given me and many other great control.

Watching porn has helped me control my erections. Now I don't get "attention" anyhow. Those who don't watch porn easily get aroused. Which can be embarrassing. Some guys can't shake hands with a lady or hold a lady or even talk with a lady without their "chairman" raising.

Check online and see the benefits of masturbation and porn. You will realize that the major reason people condemn it is because of guilt due to their religion.

Masturbation has saved me from falling for so many ladies.
How?
Some times I would be chatting with a lady on phone and I begin to feel the orge to get closer to her. Once I masturbate I get back to my senses and I realize that it was my hormones that was making me over nice to her. She becomes like any other person and I don't feel the orge to impress her any more.

To avoid damage to your penile organ abeg use lots of lube. And I mean good lube not oil or vaseline. Dry masturbation is what damages the organ.

Just be moderate and do everything with sense.

amokeme:
Lol, you certainly don't know the meaning of a "Mummy's boy" HardMirror
@ Kalushaiyke you right, I'm wondering where the OP got his own defination from. And why will any girl stop her "bf" from caring for his mum. If you want to know a caring man, find out how he treats and talks to his mum and sisters.

And "Mummy's boys" are guys that depend solely on their mum for everything.
Some of them don't work, infact I have a family friend that is 31 and still collects pocket money from his mummy while his sister that is just 25(the last born) is working and buying stuff for the parents o, the brother is waiting for inheritance. now I personally can never date someone like him.
Mummy's boy depend on their mum for fuel, to buy them cars, to pay their house rents (if atall they are not leaving with her) seek her opinion in everything, some grown men even seek the opinion of thie mum for something as little as what to wear! Please I don't need that kind of person in my life, what happens if mummy dies? What happen if the family business he depends on crumbles? And even if it doesn't , how can someone who doesn't know how to manage his life manage a business??
How will he find his feet when all the money he hoped on disappear??
I can't deal with such "men"

bf

vizkiz:
This one can turn someone's back against his mother. Guys be careful she is evil...

Happy new month

For where?
Mummy's boy until I get married. As long as you are just gf know that mum would come before you.

amokeme:
Lol, you certainly don't know the meaning of a "Mummy's boy" HardMirror

You ladies are the ones that keep twisting the definition to suit your selfish interest. You think by calling a guy mummy's boy you can make him do what you want and slow down on making his mum a priority. So abeg park well jare. I don't care what you call mummy's boy. Those with sense already understand me

kalushaiyke:
Nicely written but I think boys that are called mummy's boys are those who seek consent from mum every time before they do something.

Nothing wrong in seeking mum's consent on some things BUT the final decision must always be yours. And you don't discourse trivial family issues or your wife with her except critical. But ladies would call you mummy's boy because you tell them you can't do some things for them because you have not even done it for your mum. How will my mum be using kpalasa phone and one bae is asking for iphone and I told her I have not even bought Infinix for my mum how I go buy iphone of samsung galaxy for you and she no talk to me again, latter start calling you mummy's boy, or saying go marry your mama

SAINTSAMURAI:
TEAM MOMMY'S BOY ANYDAY, ANYTIME. INFACT MY OWN IS STRONG, IM NT ONLY MOMMY'S BOY, IM AUNTY'S BOY. my sisters and aunts pet me like there is no tommorow.

Na so.
Me I don't give a bleep about impressing any girl. Believe it or not I am very generous but not stup!d. I give you enough as my gf but don't expect my life to revolve round you as if loving you is my life mission. Girls be using you to advance their own life and not care that you have other things to do. How can a girl expect me to call her morning afternoon and night EVERYDAY! Haba! I no get job?

You read that right. Real men are those that people mock as "mummy's boy"

It is a big shame that many have forgotten their mums. You see them in clubs spending millions while they have never given their mum common N50,000.

Oh! You think you are better than those irresponsible spenders? Well it is not all about money. When last did you call your mum. Oh! You called her today, but that was after you did not speak with her for 3 months.

Yet you call your girl friend on phone every hour and your mum is their with diabetes or high blood pressure at home, she needs more of your attention but you don't check up on her everyday.


Shocker: do you know that those same girls that mock guys and call them mummy's boy, those same girls call their own mums at least once a day. Do you know those girls buy more things for their mums than you their mugu.


Don't be ashamed to openly show how much you love your mum.

I don't believe in god yet I believe you are blessed when you care for your mum. There is no heavenly blessing for taking care of your girlfriend.


Hence forth, do those same things you would do for your mum. She won't be with you for long. When she is gone you did more for her.

Your mum has never stepped outside nigeria yet it is a girl some guys would spend money to take abroad.

some fools would buy a car for a mere gf when they have not bought shoes for their mums.

Again I repeat, those girls take good care of their own mums, so why are you the foool that give more attention to a girl even if you would marry her.

When you marry her all that you have is also hers so she should not be jealous you do so much for your mum. She should wait till she is your wife.

Girls keep opening useless threads her demanding so much from guys and some silly guys would support them thinking that is what makes them real men.
Real men don't use money to buy love!

Lovelynature:
lol... I meant celebrity.

Yeah, we know her type. Their look is their only asset and priority, hence they brag with their beauty and body structures. Men lie a lot to them and shower fake praises on them just to get what they want.

I pray they heed your advice bro. Her type is the majority of young women in the present day Nigeria

I feel the way you type bro. Smooth.

Lovelynature:
The babe don draw attention to herself today no be small.

Mission accomplished. She must be feeling gaga already like a celeb

No be celeb na caleb.
She is just one of the millions of mumus we have. Just lie to them and fvck. They are not useful for anything else

By the way
Guys like emmahunk and shotgun22. Keep deceiving her likes. Na una dey make ugly girls feel like cinderella. Obviously you guys lack confidence to approach pretty ladies so you resort to lying to the ugly ones to gain cheap friendship

Just saw one of the most ridiculous threads I guess I will ever see in my life (so sure of it). Glad the mods moved it to front page because I really enjoyed the comments of my co landers. #thumbsUpniggars

Now to gagaqueen and other ladies like her out there. Here is my sincere advice to you all.

GET A LIFE!

Yeah. I am not writing all these because of gagaqueen, but just using her as a reference because she is a typical example of an average girl, no class, but so many men and boys over hyping her to the extent she thinks she is the most beautiful creature men have ever seen

Many ladies have made a good living off their pvssy, but it in no way makes them achievers.

Only low lifes celebrate the likes of Ini Edo, Nadia Buhari, cossy and their elks as successes.

Why not rather be a JK Rowling who just from righting not only made over 2 Billion Dollars, but also set records that will forever be in history of mankind with her books.

Why not be a Maria Curie?
First person to win a Nobel price in 2 different fields?

Why not be an Alakija?

Why not be a Dora ?

Why not be Ngozi Okojo?

Why NOT BE YOU?

Why celebrate looks that millions of other ladies also have?
Why celebrate physic that you share with millions of other ladies?

Ladies get this into your head, BEAUTY IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT, YOU ARE JUST ONE OUT OF MILLIONS OF OTHER BEAUTIFULL GIRLS.... YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL!!!

Yes men will spend money on you and you gain a lot of benefits from your looks, but how does that make you anything?
Take your money from your magas and live your life, but know that you will amount to nothing in history of women that made a difference. You are just one of many low esteem, no achievement ladies.

Now to gagaqueen. You are not stunning. You are beautiful (I struggle to say that). When I say beautiful I don't mean beautiful. I mean at least you are not disabled or disfigured and that is where the beauty ends.
Eyes: under average
Belly: terrible
Physique: out of shape (fat that is not even well distributed)
Pose: very local
Class: smh, make I no talk
Dressing: trash
Mentality/orientation: poor

Can you win miss owerri? Absolutely YES (but not in your present fuggly shape)
Many of our so called beauty queens are ugly and dullards so there is hope for you.
All the best dear

dekung:
Bros there is a medical terminology called "photosensitive epilepsy". That definitely is the cause of the seizures, and sometime before a program is broadcast on TV, they tell you that there are scenes of flashing lights and those with photosensitive epilepsy should be careful. There is nothing demonic here.

Seems you did not see where is confessed to be "messing around".
I am only pulling the legs of ignoramoses here was not serious about all the demon bullshaht.
But parents should watch what their kids watch, don't assume because it's for kids means it good for kids

Speeechless3:
See your mouth

Like your own.

DragonReborn:
You guys are so on point. I had a nightmare the day and Master Yoda appeared to me. Instead of grabbing a bible and screaming blood of Jesus like a good christian, I just said "Interfered in my affairs for the last time you have, dance our lightsabers we shall."

I may need deliverance

Hehehhehe.
May the forces be with you

Speeechless3:
This is bad news!!!!

But seriously you still an atheist? anti logic?

O'Common i was already rejoicing for you!!!

Lol
You and this your anti logic theory. You wan corner us into accepting theists are the logical ones. E no go work

Ok ok ok
I am tired of messing arnd.
I don't believe in any demonic shit!
Monsters and other unnatural "cartoon" characters are the genius creation on the cartoonists has nothing to do with satan or whatever!
As for the flashing lights of pikachu of pokmemon making people enter epileptic seizures, well it is normal for some people to be sensitive to rapid flashing lights which can trigger an epileptic seizure (it has a medical term which I am too lazy to look up cos I can't remember what it is called )

Anyway be careful what your kids watch on tv even children programs contain a lot of profane language today!
Speeechless3 you were right after all . I never change o

joeblaze:
LOLZ. we don divorce since. Make i remove her winch picture

Abeg remove am. That dp can only attract badluck

joeblaze:
no be only fornicate... God dey view your wayward ways

I my way no dey WAYward, wetin wan be wayward again. Na your wife be that for your dp?

Speeechless3:
LOlololololol He said all that? i know him tho. We lived in the same neighbourhood one time.

Can you copy his posts?

Lol thank God if youve really changed, i doubt sha!

I no know why. People are not taking my revelation serious. Can't you see that cartoons are demonic?

joeblaze:
chei you don finish me... where your own gf?

I don vex pursue her for afternoon. She wanted to fornicate with me I am a christian!

Speeechless3:
Really? someone asked me to call? didnt see.

Looooooooool if i hear @ become christian.

Is it funny?
Are you not supposed to praise God instead?
Evil girl!
Anyway I am doing the work of my father already. Preeshing in word
So u are sayiing u did not see the niggar's post? Calling u th***a ? Claiming he is pastor chris
Me don fear say na your big brother o and he done pull ur ears drag you commot nairaland

joeblaze:
u sure? i dey ready for you o

U sef meet me for house.
Be like say u gf no dey with u this night this one wey u dey stray enter threAd anyhow. Hehehehe

joeblaze:
mtchewwwww.. waste my mb ontop una mata

You sha wan talk,, oya sip small alomo

Speeechless3:
Old things have passed away.















How you?

I dey o my sister.
I recalled that someone asked u to call him and that was the end of speechless3
Anyway glad u are still with us
I don become christian, check my latest thread.

iamdeejayscar:
Did you follow d man that was taken to heaven to see?.....
No doubt most happenings where predicted in The Simpsons cartoon
But you said you've evidence to back what you just said.... so whr are ur evidence... except you don't no d meaning... "seeing is believing "

Wetin this one dey tAlk?

Amberon:
You are very correct. About three days ago, I saw a short demon in my room, it looked like one of those cartoon characters. Everything you said is correct.

That is it. Did you check the cnn report?