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gift0123:
Cool

just dont mind dialing my number when youre less fixed up so we talk better

gift0123:
Wahala me sef don't need the one that is bigger and stronger i want the one that is not bigger nor smaller, not stronger or weaker.

lol, anyways everywhere good. its so nice having you around

gift0123:
How naa

you dont know since all this years when e don dey burst your bubbles abi

gift0123:
I found out he has a tiny dick this afternoon shaaa. I am in pains just wanna tell you because you care to know

[quote author=gift0123 post=109683641]lol na u go kill me

gift0123:

oya clear me whats wrong

Any deviation in a baby's sleep schedule can cause worry in a parent. However, there is often a good reason
why your baby is sleeping more than usual . Sleeping or napping more can be strong indicators of a perfectly healthy baby. They may be growing at a typical rate experiencing due growth spurts, recovering from illness, or merely teething.
Infants grow at a rapid pace, and rest is an imperative component to getting what children need to fuel their changes. Please continue reading for an overview of common reasons why small children occasionally need a few more zzz's at specific points in their youth.
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Why Is Your Baby Suddenly Sleeping So Much?
Witnessing changes in your little munchkin can be tremendous sources of joy. On the other hand, noticing shifts can also bring about concern when you're left questioning the cause.
Learn more about baby sleep:
Parent's Guide to a Child's Sleep
How Much Sleep Do Kids Need? Recommendations by Age
·Teething Babies May Sleep More
There are a lot of misconceptions about teething out there, and many people attribute fevers, runny noses, excessive crying, and sickness to it. Although it does cause some mild discomfort in the gums, you can give them a chilled washcloth to gnaw on to reduce any swelling. Some doctors will recommend pain relievers or anti-inflammatories, but discuss that at length with your pediatrician before giving them to your child.
Any growth can cause a need for extra rest, so it’s no surprise that teething sometimes causes your little one to be more tired than average. Talk to your doctor if it seems particularly bad or if your child is inconsolable; because many people falsely associate symptoms to teething, illnesses can go unnoticed and untreated, which is especially uncomfortable for your little guy or gal (and can make your nights much longer).
·They Could Be Experiencing A Growth Spurt
Growing pains are real. As an adult, we've naturally forgotten what that feels like since it was likely over 20 years ago that we endured that experience ourselves. As our children go through these short bursts in growth, they need extra consideration to supplement these changes.
If your baby is eating more, sleeping longer, or taking more naps over a few days, this is entirely common. In fact, you'll likely see it again from time to time. With a little growing bean, growth spurts can be expected.
It's quite all right to let them sleep more, nurse more, or eat more solid foods if they're at that stage. However, if you think your little one is sleeping or eating more than is healthy, it never hurts to seek advice from a health professional.
·Fighting off An Illness
With children being much smaller than adults, the effort their bodies exert to fight off a virus can be extraordinary. Fighting off a cold or flu is exhausting, and understandably, they'll need more sleep to combat illness. Let your little munchkin sleep as long as necessary so their body is strong and healthy to tackle foreign germs.
You may notice a loss in appetite as well. This is normal when getting over a cold, especially if your wee one has a considerable amount of mucus or a running nose. Your kiddo may be hungry but seems less so due to slower eating to accommodate nasal congestion.
If this persists longer than a week, it's wise to consult a pediatrician.
Recent Vaccination
Immediately following vaccination, it's common for a child to exhibit symptoms similar to that of illness. Some vaccines are effective due to small traces of the germs they're protecting against, so mild effects can sometimes be seen.
However, the process to accommodate this injection can be exhausting for little ones. While your tiny trooper's body is developing immunity, they'll probably feel sleepy and act as if they were sick while they exert this energy to adapt.
While they're recovering, make sure they're extra well cared for, just as you would for a sick adult. Take extra care that they're comfortable and not too warm, dressed in lightweight, breathable clothes.
It's a good idea to nurse often to stock up on essential nutrients. They may need some extra snuggles and affection to feel safe and secure amid their run-down bodily sensations.
·Blood Sugar Could Be Fluctuating
If you develop gestational diabetes during pregnancy, this could affect your baby in a few ways if not adequately controlled. Unfortunately, doctors still don't understand why some women get gestational diabetes, but obesity can play a role. Your doctor should counsel you on simple methods to combat this, like diet and exercise. However, if it goes ignored, it can lead to babies being over nine pounds, increased injuries during birth, or needing a c-section.
Sometimes babies who are born to women with gestational diabetes will develop low blood sugar shortly after birth. Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) is often resolved within a few months but in some cases can persist longer.
Children born with hypoglycemia can struggle with respiratory distress syndrome, which makes breathing difficult. Hypoglycemia can also cause seizures, obesity, and type 2 diabetes later in life.
When to Be Concerned
It's challenging to know the difference between normal baby behavior and abnormal cause for alarm. We’ll explain a few instances where a medical professional might be necessary.
It's Difficult to Rouse Baby
Small babies need to eat frequently, usually every few hours. However, if you go to wake your tiny angel in the middle of the night for a feeding and they take a bit of time to wake up, this isn't unusual. As their circadian rhythms are still developing, they may not have a regular schedule yet. Additionally, they go through many growth spurts when they're infants, leading them to need a considerable amount of rest.
However, sometimes babies can be harder to rouse when paired with respiratory issues, like wheezing, loud breathing, fever, or sinking ribs when they breathe. If your baby seems unreasonably slow to wake up, it's always smart to consult a doctor.
·Baby Isn't Eating Well
Newborns need frequent feedings as they grow continuously. If your little munchkin misses a feeding or two, this could be due to a few reasons. However, if they're not interested at mealtime, which is not uncommon, they'll likely make up for it later in the day.
If your infant is eating considerably less than normal, they could be ill, have been recently vaccinated, or teething, which can make eating a little more uncomfortable. One way to check if your little one is eating enough is to do a diaper check. If they're going through 8 to 10 diapers a day, that's a positive indicator they're receiving the proper amount of nutrients.
Fever or Other Symptoms Present
While it's always wise to get your information from a medical professional, it's not exactly convenient to make the trip. If we can decipher which issues need special attention and which don't, it can make our lives less stressful.
If your youngster is less than three months old, it's wise to consult a doctor about anything fever-related. A three- to six-month-old child who has a temperature also warrants a doctor visit. Once they're six months old, you can relax a bit; however, if they reach a fever of 102 and it lasts longer than a day, it would be wise to consult a medical professional.

quintessence007:
Nawa o. That's sleep part got me o. Fake people sleep alot that means babies are fake too. Nice one op

i no talk that one o. babies matter na another trabaye

gift0123:
My dear nothing is upoo, they are all down.

wetin happen, your boyfriend say e no do again？

It’s nice to think you’re living your most authentic life, but that’s not always true. So many people live a fake life and miss out of the fullness of existence.
An authentic life is the opposite of fake life, of course. When you live authentically, you live to your fullest potential, and you present yourself as you truly are. It’s not the same as living a fake version of life. It’s almost as if we’re actors playing parts in a strange movie.
Authentic or fake?
I grew up in the southern region of the U.S., and I know I might offend some people when I say this, but there are many fake people around here. I learned this early in school. My best friend told me it would get better after high school, but it didn’t really change all that much with most of the people I meet. You see, I try to be as real as possible in my life, but I’m sure I’ve picked up a few of those toxic traits.
But regardless, living a fake life will basically never lead you to your purpose in life.
How to tell if you’re living a fake life?
1. You wear masks
When I say “masks”, I don’t mean for Halloween. No, I mean, when you live a fake life, you tend to pretend to be something you’re not. This starts with your face. Some people cannot catch a fake smile, but I can. I’ve been trained to see that quick smile turn into a smirk, and it lets me know I’m dealing with someone whose life is on a fake schedule, so to speak. Then their body language follows with fake hugs etc.
Wearing masks allows these people to pretend to like you when they rather judge and criticize your differences. You cannot live an authentic life as long as you’re wearing those masks and throwing around those fake compliments.
You will know them by their overly-generous and cheerful nature. Watch closely, and they will take those masks off for you. If this is you behind the mask, stop! Just stop doing this and let everyone know what you really think. It might not be a positive statement, but at least it’s real.
2. You say you’re “okay” all the time
Maybe you are okay. I don’t really know. But so many of you aren’t okay, both physically and mentally, and you need serious help. Maybe you’re telling your husband, children, and your friends that you’re okay, and the truth is, you’re falling apart inside. Maybe you’re in pain from chronic illness but just get tired of complaining to others.
So many times, depression and illness can get such a hold on you that you cannot explain what you’re really feeling, and all you can do is say you’re okay. If you’re doing this, try once to be strong and say, “No, I’m not okay, and I am not happy .” This could be your road to a real breakthrough.
3. You’re sleeping too much
If you’ve noticed that you’re sleeping much more than you used to, you could be living a fake life. Trying to be strong when you don’t want to fake it will make you crawl into hibernation mode. While awake, you fake happiness.
When you’re sleeping, you don’t have to deal with the negative things in life, those things that you don’t want to face. Maybe you have relationship problems, and the only thing you can do is sleep to avoid fixing the problems. This is especially true is you haven’t had any luck with communication in the past. If it didn’t work with the last discussion, you figure it won’t work in another, and so you sleep to find peace.
4. Fake social media posts
Often when someone is living a fake life, they will post pictures of their loving families. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just the worst cases will post these pictures every day, several times a day. It’s as if they are lying to the world and to themselves at the same time.
If you’re faking your life, you will also be pretty obsessed with selfies as well, and make statements like, “Living the good life!” Let’s face it, you’re not.
5. Friends aren’t loyal
You’re probably living a life that’s fake if your friends aren’t loyal. And how do you figure out if your friends are loyal? That’s easy. Pay attention to who is there for you in the good times and who is there for you in the bad times as well. If you notice all your friends disappearing when something negative happens to you, then guess what,
those aren’t your friends. You’ve been living in a fake social circle.
6. Stuck in the past
Here’s the one you’ve probably never thought of before. You know how you sit around and reminisce about days gone by, yeah, that’s okay. Sometimes, however, you can get stuck thinking about loved ones that you’ve lost. The life you have now can turn into a dismal existence of pining for those you cannot get back.
Did you hear me? You cannot get back those you have lost to death. It’s nice to think back on holidays and adventures, but it’s normal to only allow yourself to dwell there for a certain amount of time. If you find yourself living in the past from day to day, then you are living a fake life…a life that isn’t yours anymore. It also belongs to the past.
Please take off the mask
I’ve lived decades of my life wearing a mask…or, at least I tried. The smile on that thing grew bigger as my heart and soul grew smaller. Until I was able to break it in half and throw it away, I never really lived at all. I lived a fake life, but I don’t want you to do the same.
Living a real life, life based on truth and loyalty, helps you develop a goal or purpose. Living your true purpose can hence help you to live a longer life as well. So, here’s what you do:
Find out who you are, and never be anyone else. Trust me, it’s not worth the lost time.

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.learning-mind.com/fake-life-signs/amp/

Thats a sign you are a strong, efficient man but you rarely bleep so go get a great girl and empty yourself inside her first. do this thrice a week and see wonders

gift0123:
Men with tiny dick too dey make mouth before sex... But when dey do start dem go dey hideam like palliative....... Last last naa you go dey ask oga you put anything?? within 1 minute oga don releaseooo

whats up gift

KingMack:
To the lady..the guy Dvck is small while to the man the toto is wide like basket when doing the thing

hahahahaha

KingMack:
To the lady..the guy Dvck is small while to the man the toto is wide like basket when doing the thing

hahahahaha

i off

:Pomo this thread off me

run for your dear life

FERNANDEZISBACK:
That's the best way to put it..

he go don dey cry now

Sleekfingers:
What are they selling please?

indomie and fried fufu

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You can say that when you make it in life
For now keep parading as an online warrior..
When is mummy preparing breakfast for you?
Keep enjoying her rice and stew..

When you grow up your mind go dey..

Modified:all those insulting her are too dense abeg... do something with your own life instead of making unnecessary noise here..I love women that are proud of their daughter..call her a h*e she's doing very fine..
What have your own m*omm@ achieved for you?
You only come to nairaland to insult a woman that's doing great..you better start preparing grounds for your future so your kids won't come over to nairaland to take over your legacy...

You no get money you dey insult women..who you wan impress?

haba, u no suppose talk am like that. that one too much to digest

i get sure babalawo for you if you wan run jazz matter for your business and incognito trance

ah TAO, she never know as e dey sup

Walkee:
If you are short of blood, squeeze the leaves and drink. That was our blood tonic when we were smaller.

its very good for removing pimples, acne, rashes and eczema

this one touch me o

i come in peace

OluwakemiRN:
Thanks @hardquy
Do you wish to join a group for accountability check if you are also on No Soda this year?

yes sure

this is impressive。good work op

WildPrimate:
Hahahahah, they wear tight clothes and underwear for more than 20 hours straight and most of them only bathe once. Yet some guys give them head during sex all because of konji.

lol, God no go shame us

Mjanee:
Love matter up and down
Lets just Bleep and cum

lets do it, make it snappy cos i cant wait