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glitest: Absolutely true.

Hmm!

Roles of a wife!

dimples2: I can do some not afraid of heights

Please o! What do you want me to tell my Mother in-law? Biko

Tallesty1: Naija gals no get time for some of the fights you listed there.

Haba....9ja girls dey do am oo...u never encounter one with serious p na y!

farano: A guy paid for my transport fare and he didn't request for my phone number. Wow guys are becoming nice and sensitive these days

I do that! But I offer them lift mostly!

Ladystewie: na so
it's breasst, yansh and face
'pitch of voice' ko

You're kinda right! Buh I think it differs wrt diff.. guys tho.....me for example (I look for straight aπϑ spotless legs) her body size, then prolly her Breasst (love that thing) + other things!

Atmmachine: I need a girl i will give 600k for an hour sex..

But her destiny will be gone.


We guys are evil,so girls continue begging

Some will never learn, after ol dem sh*t, dey will be searching for God fearing men! E dey fall from heaven?

Pls I can't find my toothbrush!

Kachisbarbie: Lol. Please don't generalize, but why she go do like that na?
She for spread am, collect 5h from u...
Then 5h from 3 other niggas.
I've made some responsible friends online...
I love people that know their boundaries.

Are you married?

MrsBreezy: I need an experienced man. Just to make sure I'm not missing out on anything.

Its not by sleeping around you'd̶̲̥̅̊‎​ know he's experienced!

MrsBreezy: Nah I wouldn't marry a virgin

Reason?

SMALLPENIS: F. take my turn with the woman he is using to cheat

With your small kpekus Hahaha

How old are you?

Hi all, just got this from a dude who was busy arguing with me o....... "WHO IS THE REAL MENACE TO THE SOCIETY? THE PROSTITUTES OR THEIR CLIENTS?"
Your respective comments would be appreciated.

jnrbayano: But it's true

Please stay discouraged

Okay bro...

jnrbayano: 1. If not for your big brother you won't know the girl in question and her family.

2. If not that the girl's elder sister/your big brother's wife accepted to marry your big brother, you also won't have known the girl in question.

3. If not that your mum hadn't given birth to your elder brother, No 1 and No 2 above won't be possible.

So, as the three (your big brother, your big brother's wife AKA your sister inlaw and your mother) did not approve your marriage move for the girl in question (your sister inlaw 2) mellow down and look for another lady.

It is their divine right to disapprove. They are well within their rights to do that.

All these analysis sef don discourage me! Thanks though

You are prolly right! But it takes more than talents to be noticed hun!

rickkid: Please keep your rubbish to yourself. I didn't graduate from a Nigerian institution so your enforced mediocrity did not catch me. I clearly said "Hyundai" as in "Hyundai Motor Corporation of South Korea", which you would have understood if you had even a basic understanding of context. See a half literate like you now trying to lecture his superior on comprehension and grammar. Bat pretending to be a bird. Mmmtchewww

Dude relax....tony didn't include "Nigerian High school" nobody gives a phuck bout the school you attended! So kindly read again pls!
aπϑ btw - I kinda like this line of yours - ......mediocrity did not catch me......- really cool!

sexylogan: Haba guy, me wey dey root for you...?
Are you sure you want to marry her or u just wanna get in btw her legs?
You fall my hand oh...

hmm.. just asking though...

polymathic: Tis not right to do that, wen ur bro married her sis, u guys become family... So u see her as ur sister, not as just any kind of gal n learn to treat her as ur sis too.. So forget 'bout marrying her

Can I touch her at least?

I recently approached my BIG brother and his wife
to inform them about my decision to marry the wife's younger sister,
they were both against it.

I rushed to inform my mum, she was also against it.
Why can't i marry my sister in law?

rattlesnake: I know the girl you are talking about

wikiman: she says that to at least 10 other guys.....so Ur journey is yet to begin with her

thought so too

whizqueen: Why can't i? Provided i can see for myself that the dude isn't ready to take it to the next level, and i cant force him or pressurize him. Then just friends wuld do.

Do you have one now?? Have you ever had one?? its not easy babe......

whizqueen: Now listen, FRIENDZONE is when a guy likes a girl initially and with the impression of making a girl a girlfriend. Girl turns guy down but wants to keep him close even WITHOUT benefits. The guy stupidly agrees to be a friend just because he hopes one day her feelings would evolve from friendship to a romantic one

The period in which he plays this role with hopes of being more than a friend is what we refer to as FRIENDZONE

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Ok i get u. But what if the lady is not ready for such relations and she has made that clearly known to you. Then why the cry thereafter of been friendzoned? If she accepts to be with him without loving him back thats anoda issue again...

If you could just answer this question; can you be just friends with someone you are madly in love with?

publicenemy: She doesnt LOVE you yet,but she likes you and has a tendency to fall in love with you.you just need to show her a personality that she can fall in love with.

Ok bro! Should I wrap the whole thing up in 2weeks before I become t☺☺ sweet for her and enter friend zone?

johnwizey: .

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theplanmaker: haha bro, u ll neva knw until u try to ..........

Thanks bro...

Don't get it twisted- This is a confession
I no read am sef....