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obiorathesubtle:
hmmm. Let's see how it turns out in 5 months time

I ll make a mental note my brother

obiorathesubtle:
Yea. I don't write stories, I'll just list everything out
1. I love her
2. We're in a no-sex relationship
3. I've been faithful, 1 year and 5 months without sex. It's hard! I need a damn medal!
4. I had sex with another girl(I didn't cheat, we never agreed I won't have sex with someone else.)
5. It was mind blowing. I just remembered what the fûck it feels like, the waist pain, the pleasure! Fûck! That shît was good!
6. The girl I had sex with is ready for a relationship, she says she'll wait for me, she loves me and all. I don't love her, but I can manage, as long as I'm getting the kpomo
7. I want to break up with my girlfriend


Question: how do I do it without making it look like it's because of the sex?
Question 2: uuuh. If I just tell her, I'm breaking up with you, she'll ask questions and I hate answering her questions. So, how do I do it on stealth mode?? So she won't overreact and all.

Yes! Oya. Keep em answers coming!

Point 1 and 7 are contradictory. You can't have both in this ur story.

4. You actually cheated (agreement or not. unless ur gf was with u and happily watching while u were banging the side chic).

6. The side chic is a ho. Knowing fully well u have a relationship and still having sex with u. (better don't start a relationship with this one or u will regret it in future)

Bros, simply say you just want advice on how to break up. No need bringing up the sex issue.

BTW she can't overreact as you didn't touch her cookie. If she does, call the cops.

Estharfabian:
MoRAL LeSSON to The Ladies Out There:- Don't Get into A Relationship If You don't wanna have sex...Platonic Relationship doesn't exist!!! Hold The cookie tight...


These Niggaz Ain't Loyal....

I'm currently in one. Almost a year now. So?

Estharfabian:
Oh! We've got lots of 'em...I could mention some Names if You want...

Don't Mention
List them

pickabeau1:
Why do u think Wenger is beefed by Mou

The constant attacks over the years....

Especially this one while he his under pressure at Chelsea.

"In this country, only one manager is not under pressure. Every other manager is... He can not achieve, keep his job, still be the king... "

4llerbuntu:
Because the money belongs to Wenger and he can do as he likes with it.


You don't happen to also believe that Arsenal is named after Arsene, do you?


Somehow e get where u go whine reach u go begin dey disgrace yourself. Wenger, an employee, employed by a club and paid salary every month, has carte blanche to blow the Club's money as he likes in your mind?


Isn't it obvious that Wenger's actions or in-actions, which you can neither confirm or prove, are only those sanctioned by the club?


Anyway i have a Bridge and Airport to sell, to u sha

I don't see Wenger as just an employee as you put it. If na so dem for don sack am since for lack of major productivity over the years.

Wenger na deity for Arsenal. That's why Mou dey beef am

No one is asking him to blow money but saying player no dey na capital scam oga mi. We know we have injury prone players but no backup plan.

To say players no dey... In fact na unpardonable sin.


U sell bridges and airports? Hope they're not made in China.

VanjoshIII:
I tot if pesin dey cry pesin dey see ni o... So cos chelsea get problem now dem no knw d right player for 'em... Mahrez ko Ramires ni

LMAO

proudlysports:
Actually, I have read in the past how an insider revealed many players at Barcelona would love to play at Arsenal. So that Messi link isn't surprising.

Money is an issue and I won't pretend I understand how these things work but don't you guys think Usmanov could offset some of Messi's wages?

Just asking

Gazidis and Co are not ready sell their shares. Usmanov's money is useless at the moment. Arsenal are making a whole lot of money for them. No point in selling off their shares.

sod09:
bro
U can't win argument here
Arsene knows best
Just sit nd enjoy or suffer in silence

That's what I'm doing o.

Patiently waiting for le prof 's retirement letter

Oya drop pishure


Dem don sleep

Spy360:
Simple, if you are right that Messi was available then he would be with Man City since they are able and willing to spend. That he didn't move meant he wasn't available.

The argument I expect from you is to prove that among all the players that changed clubs last summer if any could have made a huge impact with Arsenal. I dare you to point one, ONE.

We got Cech from Chelsea, see what impact he has made so far.

I doubt you clicked any of the links.

Like we agreed earlier, football is not 2 + 2. So no point arguing what could have been if we bought any outfield player. But in terms of performances, vidal and Douglas Costa are doing well at Bayern. Weren't we linked with one or both of them few months ago?

Even Cech has his shaky periods despite his impact. Ospina has been very woeful so making it look as if Cech is a saint.

Spy360:
Don't get it twisted, you are comparing players who had one year left of their contracts with one that had three. Different situations.

Secondly, no one claimed there are no good players out there, rather they were not available. Example, Man Utd got Martial, Chelsea got Pedro, Liverpool got Firmino, Man City got maybe Sterling. The question is what difference have they made to their respective teams compared to ours?

If you talk of good players then talk of the likes of Lewandoski, Muller, Benzema, Neymar, Ronaldo, Messi etc. Obviously these lots are not available. This is simple enough for you to understand unless you really want to argue.

Sir, I beg to differ

Most of these players you listed didn't come up from the academy of their present club. They were purchased at one time or the other. Most of them in top form before they were snapped up. Surely their former clubs never wanted them sold but since the money package was juciy, off they left their clubs.


Players are available sir... How much is Wenger willing to part with? That's the question. Even Messi is willing to join Arsenal. Its all about the money sir.

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/hot-football-transfer-gossip--lionel-messi-open-to-premier-league-move-094430256.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/lionel-messi-wants-600000-wages-6839165

LordOfTheWeed:
Oga, go sleep jhoor.. .. .. Why you sef dey distribute nudes upandan? Na so you send me nudes the dey wey i PM you with this moniker unto say i change my gender to (f)

Them use am swear for you?

Ghen Ghen

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]My yoruba no strong o [/color]

JJC

dmcdad:
She open am show me live! She bin tell me but me no believe say na wash. She comot her top and bra for me to see. I see am come feel am. No be say i press am oooooo. As in, I just weigh am. It was really firm and strong. No kidding.

Obviously she doesn't get turned on by pressing her boobs. She get another switch somewhere

Kolade354:
You use to write as if you have ever screw only one diick in your life!!!
No be nl babe and married ones coogar dey fvuck anyhow.
Gerraria here

Bros I tire for am o. In fact the last 48 hours have already stated the obvious nl yanshing that has been going round. Na which kind dumb defense she con dey give so?

naijaboiy:
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"Boobal touches"?

Abeg I dey cemetry...no let me wake this dead people from the grave abeg.

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E funny me too... Na so so bobi and puna dem dey yarn for this thread... No pishure

dmcdad:
It can be erect for as long as... If it can be well taken care of. I had someone in the past, she doesn't allow touches on her boobs. The things stand die!

How u take know since she doesn't allow boobal touches?

I think these posts did justice to the OP's question

PunkyVeer:
Man, just do it whenever you feel like doing it is my take. All these rules are for people who can't think for themselves. Period.

STFUareyouGod:
When a lady gives the cookie has nothing to do with relationship. A cheat will always cheat.
Every dude's got his plans and mission before going into any relationship. A dude who's mission is to eat the cookie will leave immediately after getting what he wants even if he had to wait for months while a dude who's in for serious relationship will stay even if he ate the cookie As soon as the relationship kicked off (bar some other difficulties). So this hypothesis is just fallacy
#MPO

grad2012:
I think a gal can do it within two days and d relationship will last a life time even leading to marriage some can wait and end up doing it with the wrong person.A gal just has to be careful and know that it not just the time its done but the person its done with.

Louboutin:
[email]Your stupidity is appalling[/email]. I'm 100% sure you look like a monkey.

Ahan?

Why na?

Chestar5:
God forgive all u pics sender and email receiver...

P**erts

Hate us or love us... Men will be men

Spy360:
Suarez's agent told AW a lie about the player's release clause that prompted that bid. And because the player had 3years more in his contract, Liverpool knew they were on the advantage.

Torres' case was different, he had one year left on his contract, Chelsea came with £50mil, Liverpool couldn't keep an unhappy player and lose him for nothing the following year.

Sterling was also an unhappy player sold to an English rival too

Still goes down to show that Wenger had the money but wasn't willing to spend it. So the assertion that there are no good players out there is stemmed from stingy ignorance.

Spy360:
You see the problem with Wenger is that he is joint top of the league with Man City, and he has done that so far with Giroud and Walcott as his stirkers. Remember that Man Utd still has Martial and we hammered them 3-0. Chelsea has Costa and are in 16th position. Those speak volumes.

Let me leak you a secret, if we sack Wenger today Chelsea will sign him up tomorrow

He's been taking Arsenal top of the league at different occasions within the past ten years...


Bottom line is he ended each season 3rd or 4th and to make it worse, he still gets beaten by same old tactics from most teams that we lose to


I'd be glad if Chelsea snap him up tho... A trophyless campaign awaits :p

AdeLaNa1:
Which Wenger is 70 yrs
Simple Google and Wikipedia, u pple wee not use

Anyways, he's 66 yrs. Baba still get 10 more yrs to go b4 he retires. So sit down and strap in. U guys in for a loooong ride

He actually hinted on retiring at the end of his current contract 2017 in a recent interview.


Na serious prayers now make e no change hin mind

Spy360:
Football and life in general is not 2+2. If Suarez had not gone to Barca, Sanchez wouldn't be here now.

If you followed the Suarez saga, you would agree that Liverpool never wanted to sell especially to another English side. They let Suarez go to Barca for £70mil because he had lots of banning issues from FIFA.

It's not 2+2. If Suarez had not gone to Barca we never know what could have been to be honest.

Liverpool didn't want to sell him at all (English side or not) If it's by English sides didn't Torres get sold to Chelsea?

Also, Wenger's approach was met with ridicule by the Liverpool board. He met the release clause £40m and then added £1 to it as jara That was the end of bidding from le prof

Who does that?

Just came to check if anything interesting has been posted...


Since there's nothing (but agbayas throwing tantrums at each other) I ll check back in a few hours time

edoyad:
I'm a gooner too, but I don't really know if kicking Wenger out is the magic move. I for one feel like he can be forced into making those big signings by the board, but something has to trigger it. There's really no need firing Wenger, he's like 70 years old now and still smokes, I mean how much time does he have left ?
What pains me was that he failed to bring someone after Welbeck's set back was discovered. The guy actually planned to rely on Walcott, can you imagine ? Sabbatical Wally, I even mentioned it back then. Let me search through my posts

I want him out but I'm actually waiting for his retirement as I know the board won't sack him.

Elparaiso:
You mean I read 58 pages and I didn't see nothing?
No pic. No evidence.
These niggies have committed the highest fucckery.
Keeping a nigga hooked for nothing!

Thank you for this post... I for don jonze go dey read thread from the top...

edoyad:
There's no such thing as the best not being available, that's a Wenger creation and Arsenal fans are the only fans in global sports who believe that thing unequivocally.
I'm sorry but you just can't tell me that a team with the global appeal and patronage that arsenal enjoys cannot do better than Giroud. I'd prefer to dole my hard earned thousands for a Neymar Jersey right now before I consider a Giroud or Welbeck one. Do the guys factor these things into their business plan? We have to remember Arsenal is also a business apart from a football club. If we continue like this we will find ourselves in the same hole Liverpool's in a few years. Believe me that will be a far deeper hole to crawl out from

Wrong... I know a lot of Arsenal fans (including myself) who still want Wenger out even if he wins the league just because of that his lazy excuse towards getting good players.

Spy360:
We should aspire for the best but when the best is not available , we should make the best out of what we have got. We have got Giroud for now, and he is doing well- scored 6 league goals this season that's no mean feat.

This is very wrong...

There's a lot of strikers out there better than Giroud.

Not willing to spend is different from not having options of what to buy

We had the opportunity to get Suarez but Wenger blew it. Now he's scoring (what could have been our) goals and assists for fun in La Liga and champions league

Imagine a Sanchez/Suarez partnership leading our attack and compare with what we have now.

pickabeau1:
Yes that will be a better pattern
Giroud needs someone to play off

Can only happen after we get another top striker