₦airaland Forum

litaninja:
Lord knows the current state government has cotton between the ears.
Here's a solution, albeit temporary. Put a bloody bar across the bridge to prevent high COG vehicles from going accroas the bridge & have them take the normal road past the roundabout.

*crying in poor governance*

They know my brother.

Thing is most of them have friends and relatives who own high stakes in these trailers and trucks. So they ll pretend as though nothing is wrong with their dangerous passage through the bridge.

AdeLaNa1:
But seriously tho. Wats wit Arsenal and Injuries?? Even Welbeck that hardly got injured at United and hasn't even played up to two yrs for u pple probably hasn't kicked a ball in 5 months...

Our medical team is the cheapest in Europe.

Won't be surprised if dem be undergraduate and interns
sef

4llerbuntu:
th point is that you should answer the question and put up a defence for your pathetic moans in light of the cold hard facts

What facts exactly?

Why so feisty?
Didn't know my moans are giving you labour pains...

Stick close to my mentions uncle.

More wailing to come

4llerbuntu:
How many players are in the Arsenal First Team squad this year?

How many players are in your rival first team?

Its time to start backing up your moans with stats and facts

Your point being?

Is there a new law in town regarding how to buy fuel?

In my area recently, I noticed the filling stations here have stopped selling fuel in kegs.

Trust Nigerians to adjust and improvise accordingly by detaching the fuel tanks of their generator sets and using it as substitution for Kegs.

I reasoned this was going to happen several years back and thought it to be ridiculous. Now I know better.

Kindly confirm if it's the same in your location.

Is there a new law in town regarding how to buy fuel?

In my area recently, I noticed the filling stations here have stopped selling fuel in kegs.

Trust Nigerians to adjust and improvise accordingly by detaching the fuel tanks of their generator sets and using it as substitution for Kegs.

I reasoned this was going to happen several years back and thought it to be ridiculous. Now I know better.

Kindly confirm if it's the same in your location.

Walcott is back in training

What are you guys being interviewed for?

justin4real:
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Time: 9am

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Who is wit me and who knw coy

I am

She's a virgin na. All you had to do was sit her down and talk to her not freak out like a pu.ci

I was in this same situation before several months back. Spoke to her about it, gave her the necessary assurances and that was that. She never brought up the ish again.

Bros, u need grow up o.

tearoses:
Good efning o!

Please can someone tell me the name of a wine that I cant remember what its called.

Lemme describe it

Red wine
South African
In a very unusual bottle - bottle is brown and covered in something that looks like woodchips (rough bottle)
Costs about N1700 in supermarkets
I think it begins with M

Thanks

One red wine I know of like that...
Kagor?

Exactly why I want Wenger out.

He's aware we have a fragile bunch of players yet will still fold his arms and do nothing. The thing now is morale has dropped. Most of the players are now trying to play carefully to avoid getting injured. That's why it was easy for Norwich to nullify our few feeble attempts at attacking their goal.

This was how we managed the likes of Van Persie and Diaby for over 8 seasons of consistent injuries costing us countless points as a result.

Can't wait for Le Prof's retirement abeg!!!

Sanchez injured.

Finally that title bid is doomed

Happily ironing my agbada for today's party

Spy360:
If we beat Norwich 5-0 tomorrow, we go top. But the score is not important for now, we should just get the win.

This was how Liverpool lost the league 2 seasons ago trying to over-score crystal palace in order to go top. They ended up drawing after going 3 goals up.

Let's focus on winning and getting 3 points. The pressure will get to whoever is on top and make them drop points.

Bugatie:
Bros just play along and let her know you don't earn so much and you have no car, maybe a single room face me I face you apartment and watch what her response will be

Wisest idea so far. I can't believe no one noticed this post.

OP kindly go ahead with this and give us feedback on her actions afterwards

Saw this on Instagram

Rukkydelta:
but it's not good for two individuals that have a trait of shortness to partake in reproduction cause there is a probability that some or most of their offspring will be short. My dream man is 6.0ft and above

OK. What makes it "not good"?

Rukkydelta:
Yeah it is, one or two of your grandparents may be tall which will make your parents to possess the trait for height Tt and Tt(T=tall,t=short)when this is cross breed a result of TT,Tt,Tt,tt offspring is being produced you may possess the gene of TT or Tt OR your parents may possess Tt & tt gene which when cross breed gives a result of Tt,tt,tt,tt you may luckily possess Tt too. Satisfied ?

Hope u now see that short spouses don't necessarily produce short offsprings

Rukkydelta:
I learnt it from biology. Short individuals mostly possess that trait of shortness which is being transfer through their genes to their offspring

That's sec school biology. Real life biology gives u more options.

Isn't it same biology that makes one inherit traits of the grandparents or even ancestors?

You need to step out more often and see things for urself tho.

What happens to the rose afterwards?

Rukkydelta:
weren't you taught biology in sec sch ?

Of course.

So now that I ended up taller than both of my parents...

Is ur formula still applicable?

Rukkydelta:
short kids are not bad? Abeg pity your future children

Why?

Who told u short spouses only produce short children?

Estharfabian:
1572*76=

LoL...OfCourse You can...

Cutehector:
finds my ultra high fast calculator.......




119472... U see... Very easy gosh my brain is super....

Then it's settled.


I now pronounce u both man and... E-wife

Some of the best footballers in the world were short...


Having short kids isn't that bad tho

Hope someone will open a thread for me too if I post an instagram pic of myself wrapped in my apartment's curtains

Be an heir to Dangote

Estharfabian:
Pls do....we'd Support You every step of the way..

From nairaland with pride

slimzypink:
i have my car and i love taking pictures in them... so park well .. am sure the poster doesnt even have a car

Taking it personal?

edoyad:
I no mention any names o, but I believe it's better to play Olympiacos away than a team like, let's say Wolfsburg

Hehehehehe


It's better but e no sure for us sef. They need to win by any margin.

We need 2 goal margin.

Odds?