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Yomieluv: So? Make we fry egg give them,afta all dem no go invite us come the naming na.

celebrate with the celebrant so that urs too will come...
Eba onire yo ki re yin le te yin lowo.

Help join mouth welcome ALINGO
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ALIONA sorry

Help join much welcome ALINGO
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ALIONA sorry

I declared myself a die hard fan of Chelsea which i am,Chelsea isn't my country team but lose, win, or tie, i still support the team, so y can't i do the same for my country. Countries that have even worse record that Nigeria, thier fans are still strong and believe they can do it even at the brink of loss.

The fact that I'm a Nigerian,live in Nigeria, eat nd drink in Nigeria, I will forever support them win,tie,or lose... NAIJA 4 LIFE!!!

Money sweet o...
God punish devil

koastar: Nice posts!
The seahorse is the only animal that both the male and female can give birth to their offsprings.
A blue whale weighs about 50 elephants added together.

: yeeeeepa!!!

tombeh: Pls i don't see cassava as a dangerious food o

no mater how much they try to convince me on that, i won't change my mind cos its already running in my blood.

wendys: Walai na that crocodile go kill am

ahn ahn... Wetin nah,sebi he like am ni y u come dey pray day make wetin he like kill am. E no good o

abi u get clash with him before

tlaret24: Horses and cows sleep while standing up.

I dis agree with this.

No just carry that one about cassava come meet me, if it is true how come i still dey alive Tell me.
See i dey chop eba,amala,bread,especially garri OMG i dey drink am die.

And still i strong pass caterpillar sef.

[quote author=Chuck D.]@Op,where the head? I no de see the head o.[/quote]dat one get special work wey OP dey take am do

OP sebi i lie...

ferhyntorlah: It doesn't mean. Yes! you paid for the food but there's nothing wrong in thanking her for the service she rendered to you. The koko be say, let's appreciate people.

anyway i was forced to say thank you when i was young so that i Will be appreciative. And now i am.

Thank you too for the little adv...

tee234: Am a single mother wiv 3 kid for diff fathers. Am search for a single guy we neva born b4 like age 27. I bear all d cost.it is competitive oo

In Nigerian movie when someone runs mad the next thing u will see him/her singing and many children backing the song and dancing joyously after him/her

SCHOOL: A place where Papa
pays and Son plays
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows
a lot about soooo little
LECTURE: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through
"the minds of either"
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her
masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of
Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of
one man
multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM : A place
where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and
everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of
dividinga
cake in such a way that
everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where
success
comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by
nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the
rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early
when you
are late and late when you are
early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand
before elections and your
Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by
pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot
of
things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can
relax
after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some
married
men ever get to open their
mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can
do
nothing individually and sit to
decide
that nothing can be done
together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to
their mistakes
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe
that you know more than you
actually
do.

Yoruba movies ehn...

obisage: jusk killed one today...

Oga o,u really mean dis business

I count and count and count and count at last i saw 15 faces

whats the price correct answer?

Who is invincible... Mtcheew

Dindin lo make sense ju joor...
Fry am chop am u go no say baba na father, i tell u

Julieccentric: U no know? U fit join am too

show me the way pls... But first am i going to write application letter, cos

Julieccentric: As your I.D suggests, you be real baby! Kindly move to the kid's section.

kid section dey

Psylas: garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri!

if na song me sef don join the chorus...
Garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri garri...

before it expires

JOYCEOUS: r u JARKATA?

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I don't know what it means sef but as the name take sound i sure i no be JAKARTA

lee007: PATHOGINI?, THAT'S WHY MORE PEOPLE DIE OF GENETICALLY MODIFIED CHINESE FOOD THESE DAYS , ONCE YOU COOK THE THING WELLA, ITS CURES MALARIA SEF

pheeeeeeew i hear new thing

Monkey no fine, but....

JOYCEOUS: no wonda u b JARKATA

i see u want to chop knoku

slimyem: I don't get what this is about...

u get boyfriend

Means u can talk as u like today cos nobody is going to ban u

I use to say it when i was in primary school nd even in secondary school, that was to my guidian then, but now i eat mostly outside so everything don go commot as i no go fit tell the food seller thank you cos na money i go pay.

No even see the meat sef