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Christianity EtcRe: Why It Is Wrong To Ban Jehovahs Witnesses by harmless(m): 2:07pm On Mar 19, 2017
Very interesting point, unfortunately God does not exist by your rules or expectations...E.g he destroyed the world in Noah's time, contrary to your human speculation. Hell is real, you have been given a choice, choose wisely.
chichichilolo1:
would you burn your child or cut off his/her hand because he/she disobeyed you or did something bad? If you cannot do that as an imperfect human how much more Jehovah God.
He can never or will never burn bad people in hell fire because he is a God of love
Christianity EtcRe: Why It Is Wrong To Ban Jehovahs Witnesses by harmless(m): 2:02pm On Mar 19, 2017
Hahahah...Chai ...I no fit laugh finish. Okay, as you don read come dey sweat so tey your eye wan commot. Abeg summarise for us
elsmartEcash:
i don read everything
BusinessRe: Dangote Now Wealthier Than Oprah And Trump Combined – Forbes by harmless(m): 7:06pm On Mar 18, 2017
Like seriously...You just posted this...How old are you pls
noziz:
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RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: Can You Date Without Sex? by harmless(m): 11:33am On Mar 18, 2017
Most guys will say NO and most girls we say yes. because guys usually pay the bills and expect something intangible from the girls
klassykute:
Most people make empty promises before going into a relationship saying sex is not thw main thing in a relationship that all they want is love and time, But on the long run after about 6months or more the urg begines to take its cost which may lead to Cheating and possibly Break up.
Statistics shows that 2 out of 5 girls who embark in a NO SEX relationship tend to cheat on their partner. And 1 out of 5 girls tend to break up cos they are sex starved.
With this i put a question before you fellow nairalanders CAN YOU DATE SOMEONE AND NOT HAVE SEX?
EducationRe: 4 Habits That Silently Kill You by harmless(m): 1:51pm On Mar 17, 2017
3 habits that will surely destroy you and 2 that will make you great.

Destructive habits
1. Sexual lust.
2. Negative addictions
3. Fear

Habits for Greatness
1. Discipline/Self accountability
2. Positive social connect


Thepasserby:
Habits are characters or traits acquired over time. They are either inherited from parents or learned over time. The human body is a little child which always strives to be attuned with the dictates of the body in order to keep it in shape. The body adapts to these habits and once it gets acquainted with them, it becomes almost impossible to break away from.

There are habits we acquire that silently kill us. They also reduce the quality of the original life we are supposed to live here on earth. When these habits are not checked on time, they can lead us to an early grave. Death in the context of this article is not limited to the absence of breathe but also the absence of vision and passion which are the necessary drives for a fulfilled life.

Here are some of the habits that silently kill us without our knowledge.

1. PRIDE

What do you think you own that is worth being proud of? People who are fond of moving with a chip over their shoulders eventually end up becoming deformed. You have absolutely nothing to be proud of. Pride has succeeded in reducing men to nothing and has sent lots of dreams to the gutters. Many have missed lots of opportunities to become great just because of their pride.

Pride is a ride to the side of failure, reject it. No matter how small or big the person in question is, learn all you can from the person and move on.

2. PROCRASTINATION

This is the major killer of dreams and visions. If you can do it later, you can definitely do it now. What we always fail to understand is that our plans, dreams and visions have an expiry date. Take Bill Gates for example. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if he had delayed in pursuing his vision when he did?

There is no abomination greater than doing something out of fashion and style, presenting services and commodities that are no longer needed. The stupidest act of man is to do the right thing at the wrong time. Today is the day to do it because it may go out of style if you hesitate and let procrastination get a better part of you.

Tomorrow’s market may not need the dreams and visions of today. Never let procrastination take hold of your life, if you can do it later, you can do it now.

3. ADDICTIONS

Addiction is gradually taking over the whole world. The number of people with addiction cases increases with the break of each day. It is now believed that 4 out of every ten people are battling with an addiction. People are now addicted to phones, books, the internet, sex, drugs, food and the list is endless.

Addiction is a form of slavery. It enslaves the addict and unless freed, the addict who is now a slave continues to remain under the shackles or his/her desires and dances to the tunes dictated by these addictions.

Addictions lead to loss of quality time and visions. Give addictions a break and invest that time into your life.

4. OVER EATING

As humans we cannot do without food. We eat to live and not the other way round. Excessive eating of junks has been the major cause of cancer and other diet related health complications. To live a healthy life, we need to watch what goes into our mouth all in the name of food. Everything is permissible by the body but not all things are profitable.

Why should we live a life of mediocre when we can live a perfect life? Watch your life and live right.
YOLO (You only live once)

Copied from www.palmchatnow.com
CrimeRe: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by harmless(m): 8:30am On Mar 17, 2017
Must you comment on every story....U get time ooo
Ashleydolls:
Gbam! Smart woman, smart move. #250m damages. She wants to enrich her generation to come from the beating grin grin Pray she wins the case. Those guys need to learn their lesson
TV/MoviesRe: Kemen's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub (Video) by harmless(m): 8:26am On Mar 11, 2017
Note that the interviewer had to even remind kemen of the gravity of the offence before he started attempting to defend himself. I believe he was to told to try and refute the claim since the viral video was not soo explicit.



harmless:
Am completely dissapointed at kemen in this interview, i had thought he had a slight chance of being innocent. But from this interview, i am more convinced he commited an offence and he is attempting to escape through a tight hole.

Look at this, you were accused for indecently molesting a lady on live tv, you are being painted as a pervet and its viral and the first chance you get to defend yourself, what do you do.

1. You sit on the fence explaining that in perception you did it, but in reality you did not. Your arguement is not convincing and agressive.
2. You are negatively trending on social media because bbnaija accused of molesting a lady on live tv, you don't seem disturbed or upset, you are smiling sheepishly and not making categorical statements, but apolgising to nigerians for something you claimed you did not do.
3. Your first comment is to apologise to one of your accusers tboss for something you are trying to claim you did not do.

Kemen's carriage, persona and comments show guilt all over. If he was not guilty, this is what would happen in the interview

1. I want to categorically state that i did not molest anybody on live tv, the video is misleading and i stand here to challenge anybody who has evidence to the contrary. I am pained and upset about this issue, i have reputation at stake and i am completely outraged at this situation.

2. I demand that bbnaija should reevaluate there assesment an revert to me with a public apology. I only came to bbnaija because i have something good to offer...this is ridicoulous.... start to cry profiiously embarassed embarassed embarassed...God bear me withness i did not do it. Bb naija has a moral duty to vindictae me from this false accusation...tears.
TV/MoviesRe: Kemen's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub (Video) by harmless(m): 8:20am On Mar 11, 2017
Am completely dissapointed at kemen in this interview, i had thought he had a slight chance of being innocent. But from this interview, i am more convinced he commited an offence and he is attempting to escape through a tight hole.

Look at this, you were accused for indecently molesting a lady on live tv, you are being painted as a pervet and its viral and the first chance you get to defend yourself, what do you do.

1. You sit on the fence explaining that in perception you did it, but in reality you did not. Your arguement is not convincing and agressive.
2. You are negatively trending on social media because bbnaija accused of molesting a lady on live tv, you don't seem disturbed or upset, you are smiling sheepishly and not making categorical statements, but apolgising to nigerians for something you claimed you did not do.
3. Your first comment is to apologise to one of your accusers tboss for something you are trying to claim you did not do.

Kemen's carriage, persona and comments show guilt all over. If he was not guilty, this is what would happen in the interview

1. I want to categorically state that i did not molest anybody on live tv, the video is misleading and i stand here to challenge anybody who has evidence to the contrary. I am pained and upset about this issue, i have reputation at stake and i am completely outraged at this situation.

2. I demand that bbnaija should reevaluate there assesment an revert to me with a public apology. I only came to bbnaija because i have something good to offer...this is ridicoulous.... start to cry profiiously embarassed embarassed embarassed...God bear me withness i did not do it. Bb naija has a moral duty to vindictae me from this false accusation...tears.


ovokooo:
Why I Got Disqualified From Big Brother Naija - Kemen (video)

Kemen has come out to tell his own side to the story about what went down that led to his disqualification from the Big Brother Naija house after he was accused of molesting a fellow housemate sexually. Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLI37fzaoak

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/kemen-bbnaija-tells-side-story-video/
TV/MoviesRe: Efe Will Win Big Brother Naija - Uriel by harmless(m): 4:29pm On Mar 09, 2017
Nairalanders are so mean ... Haba, na celebrity u dey yab like this...chai
nerovito:
NAWA O.. see as breast don weak like say hin do 7days fasting and prayer... uriel better go unclad for the next post because she need husban, 32 with this old mama stature is not a 'shildish'
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by harmless(m): 5:59pm On Mar 08, 2017
This is why BBnaija and payporte quickly put this out. To avoid this embarrassment...

PoliticsRe: Air Force Destroys Another Boko Haram Terrorist Logistics Base. Photos/Video by harmless(m): 10:34am On Mar 08, 2017
They say they are bombing BH and we keep hearing suicide BH bombers killing innocent people in the north, abeg which one we go believe. Please less noise and more conclusive action.
informant001:
The Nigerian Air Force (NAF) has successfully destroyed a logistics base concealed by fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists (BHTs) in Sambisa. Two fleeing terrorists were tracked by NAF Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance (ISR) aircraft to the concealed location where they had gone to retrieve some items before fighter aircraft were called-in for strike.

The coordinated attack was carried out by a formation of two Alpha Jet and an F-7Ni fighter aircraft while the ISR aircraft remained overhead the target location to guide the attacking aircraft as well as provide battle damage assessment.

The huge inferno generated by the attack suggests that the target location was either a fuel or ammunition dump as can be seen from the declassified footage of the air strike.

The latest air strike is another major feat in the renewed air effort by the NAF to neutralise the fleeing terrorists as well as decimate their capability to regroup for attack on own surface forces and people within the nearby communities.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/air-force-destroys-another-boko-haram.html

Watch Video Below;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNQd6Iy-w7M
TV/MoviesKemen Is Set To Take Big Brother Naija To Court For Defamation Of His Character by harmless(op): 10:27am On Mar 08, 2017
Disqualified big-brother housemate popularly referred to as Kemen is set to take Big Brother Naija to court for defamation of his character. To be included in the suit are also the organisers of the show.

Kemen would be requesting for N500million in damages and a public apology from BBNaija.

The main premise of his suit is that, there was no clear evidence that he indecently molested Tboss as publicly accused. It seemed the whole process of his disqualification was rushed and not thoroughly investigated. Morever, Tboss did not make any formal complaint at the first instance.

The public embarrassment would cost him all his expected endorsements and loss of clients from his fitness business totaling an expected sum of N500m minimum.

They say every dissapointment is a blessing in disguise. Behind every dark cloud there is a silver lining. If his suit sails through, Kemen is poised to get far more than the big brother naija cash price of N25m and probably become the biggest beneficiary of the big brother franchise



(c) seun, mynnd44, lalastica
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Ignored Goodluck Jonathan’s Call – Femi Fani-Kayode Reveals by harmless(m): 6:37am On Feb 23, 2017
This is not a fair and appropriate comment, you don't need to bring his father into this, why do Nigerians reason like this.

Chief Remilekun Fani-Kayode played a major role in the struggle for Nigeria's Independence. In 1952 he, together with Rotimi Williams, Bode Thomas and a number of others, were all detained by the British colonial authorities for the very active and passionate role that they played in the struggle against the British.[2] He was elected the leader of the Action Group youth wing in 1954.

Out of all the key government officials and senior military figures that were attacked in their homes and that were apprehended by the mutineers and coup plotters that night, including Sir Ahmadu Bello (the Premier of the Northern Region), Sir Tafawa Balewa (the Prime Minister), Chief Okotie-Eboh (the Minister of Finance), General Maimalari (the Chief of Army Staff), Brigadier Ademulegun(Commander of the Northern Garrison) and so many others, Chief Remi Fani-Kayode, together with Sir Kashim Ibrahim (the Governor of the Northern Region) were the only ones that were not killed.


sarrki:
He will end up like his father

His father is a traitor

He will end up like his father

They want to tarnish osinbajos image
TV/MoviesRe: The Fantastic 4 Of The Big Brother Naija: One Likely To Win by harmless(m): 2:38pm On Feb 20, 2017
Nice joke, I wonder how many pple will get it grin
yinkzzboy:
Hit like if you don't ve fvcks to give.. Share if you got some fvcks left


Btw

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629 cheesy
BusinessRe: 5 Reasons Why The Igbo Man Succeeds In Business by harmless(m): 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2017
But the most successful business in Nigeria is a Hausa man #aliko dangote...The average hause man is a trader in his own space I.e fruits seller, suya seller, etc
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Financialslot:
Source: http://www.financialslot.com/2017/02/08/reasons-igbo-mans-impressive-successes-entrepreneurship/


I did not witness the Nigerian Civil war (1968-1970) because I was not born by that time, but I have read a lot about it in addition to listening to eye witness accounts from those who were there and even fought on different sides.

The Igbos lost almost everything during the war. They abandoned their businesses and properties outside Igbo land and moved home for safety as they became easy targets for mischief makers. These assets were mostly forfeited, confiscated or hijacked. This was the era when the term “Abandoned Property” became popular and real.

After the war, they were further subjected to financial and economic hardship, as their bank accounts were credited with a flat rate of 20 pounds irrespective of the volume of Biafra pounds in those accounts, effectively rendering them penniless.

This happened almost fifty years ago, as today the Igbos have moved on with their lives conquering the Nigerian business environment and building large business empires for themselves. Everywhere in Nigeria today, you will find very successful Igbo business men and women making the country proud in their various entrepreneurial pursuits.

How did they do it despite all the setback and challenges?. These should be some of the reasons why they have become a phenomenon in entrepreneurship.

Courage: The average Igbo is very courageous and ready to surmount every challenge in the pursuit of anything he sets out to accomplish. They are also very adventurous and ready to relocate to new places despite the inherent risks, as long as they can see opportunities. There is probably at least one Igbo man or woman in every country in the world.

Resilience: They focus on opportunities and ignore challenges, this makes them very tough and flexible. The Igbo man will nurture his small business painstakingly taking risks and experimenting and innovating with different strategies until the business begins to boom and flourish.

Creativity: I read accounts of how the Igbos improvised and created their tanks and refineries during the civil war. Today the likes of Innocent Chukwuma of Innoson Industries are building cars and fabricating spare parts for the Nigerian Air force. If you still have doubts about the Igboman’s creativity then visit Nnewi and Aba to see how all types of machinery are fabricated.

Support system: The have a way of rallying round each other to ensure that their successes are multiplied. You will find all types of Igbo unions, clubs and associations in every city in this country; and even in most countries of the world. They have gone a step further to install Igbo traditional rulers outside their ancestral homes (eg. Eze Ndigbo of Lagos), who will govern their affairs and mediate in crises situations.

Apprentice System: Success in Entrepreneurship requires knowledge, mentorship and capital. The Igbos developed their own home grown system of entrepreneurship. This unique form of apprenticeship allows a male family member or community member to spend time and work with another family. During this period, the apprentice will learn the trade of his master and would also receive mentorship. At the end of the agreed period, the master will establish his apprentice; either by setting up a separate business for him, or giving him money or tools to earn a living. This system has helped to spread wealth from the rich to poor in Igbo communities; and many of the big Igbo business men of today went through this system. The likes of Mr Innocent Chukwumma of Innoson Motors, Mr Cosmas Maduka of Coscharis Motors and Chief Alex Chika Okafor of A-Z petroleum are all beneficiaries of this system.


These reasons may not be exhaustive and it will be nice to hear other reasons, I may have omitted.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Shamsudeen Mohammed In Court, As He Is Sent Back To Prison by harmless(m): 7:12am On Feb 04, 2017
This man you go fit pass any exam with the way you reason like this....Dem say somebody dey kuje prison ....Obviously he wud be in handcuffs...Even if he was not ...Is it 2 hands he will use to scratch....Haba u no try at all...To think u took yr time to write this
Marotzke:
Wetin this boy dey grab under his Agbada? I hope say no be him gbola im dey hold so?
These small boys sef. Just one week of detention and prick don de scratch am. Haba!
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by harmless(m): 6:48am On Feb 04, 2017
Why did you say this, is it because of her signature pm, pls trow more lite
chiefolododo:
This girl should not be taken serious due to reasons best known to me .Thanks
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by harmless(m): 6:26am On Feb 04, 2017
You needed to respond to this guy, right?....its like it excited you a bit when he talked about male scrtm....Hmmm, it seems sleep paralysis is not your only area of interest grin grin... confess
mhisbliss:
am not a guy, rolls eyes
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by harmless(m): 6:18am On Feb 04, 2017
I agree, op's explaination was not actually exhaustive on the issue. You need to hear confessions of some occultic/spiritual people to appreciate the depth of realm of "sleep". People can travel while are asleep and do stuffs, does that have mastered the concept. They leave their body and do stuff. Watch the movie Doctor Strange although it's just a movie ...You will have an idea
Bnimz:
Sleep paralysis is quite simply the gateway to Astral Projection ... And most experiences at that time are actually real...
RomanceRe: What Handsome Guys Go Through During Christmas by harmless(m): 5:02pm On Dec 24, 2016
Abeg make we see your picture first, then I go give you advise

wins18:
grin all the ladies you've known in your life, even the one you are not dating would call to tell you she will be spending the xmas with you in your village, if you find yourself in this situation, what would you do so as not to hurt their feelings....drop your opinion nairalanders.
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RomanceRe: My Experience With A 'fearfully Made' Gigolo by harmless(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2016
You write very well...story was very captivating, kept me reading for more. Consider publishing a book?

k
Naijasinglegirl:
In the 1st week of NYSC camp, I shyed away from participating in my platoon activities so I was always seated in one corner when they had a meeting or rehearsal.
There was a guy that was always coming to sit with me. I can’t even remember how we started our first conversation but later, I would nickname him as ‘The fearfully made gigolo’.

He said I’m a ‘Big Girl’
One day, he asked for my phone so he could look through my pictures and I gave him my iPhone4.
He said, ‘Hmmm…you are a big girl. I can count the number of people using apple products in this camp.”
While he was flipping through my photos, he paused to ask questions on one grey coloured bag I held.
Truth is, the bag is designers but I bless the day I found it in the bottom of an okrika bags bail in PH’s Oil Mil market. The seller who didn’t know it’s worth sold ‘the birkini bag‘ for 1K and it’s been one of my top secret to this day.
Gigolo asked how much I bought it and I said it was a gift. He said the bag looked really expensive and he liked girls that had quality taste.
Aside that, a friend of mine gifted me an original rayban glasses which I wore everywhere in NYSC camp so the gigolo probably thought I had all the qualities of a good prey.

He investigated my pockets
Then he started probing at every little opportunity he got.
-What does my parents do?
-Where are my family?
-Am I in a relationship?
-Have I travelled out before?
-Where am I spending the next Christmas?

I said Calabar. I wanted to see the carnival. He said he wanted the same too but he didn’t know where to stay. He asked if he could stay wherever I am staying. I told him there are hotels. He said he doesn’t like hotels except I invite him and sponsor his trip to Calabar. OLE!!!


[b]
[/b]He ate my money in camp
Every time I bought snacks from a hawker whenever he was with me, I always made sure I bought for him cos I am not the type to eat alone.
Once, I was having lunch in maami market when the fearfully made gigolo passed by. He said, “Shebi you are eating without me.”
I asked him to join me.
Honestly, up to this day, even the gods have not forgiven him for what he ordered. He ate as if he just got done with a 21-day fasting. Of course, I was the one that had birkini bag, Rayban glasses, Apple iPhone and apple hair cream so I wouldn’t blame him. If I was not carrying my NYSC camp savings in my waist bag, I would have probably washed plates at Maami market.
Guess what he said when I was pulling out money to pay the bills.
“I’m so mad at you for not representing our platoon in Miss NYSC. Like you don’t know you are one of the finest girls in this camp.”
And the thing with me is, once somebody calls me a fine girl. I start asking stupid questions like, “Are you sure you are okay with food you had?”

He wouldn’t stop eating my money
Gigolo would borrow my phone to call for a minute and call for 5 minutes. He would say, “NSG inserts name, do you have 200 naira there?” And N200 debts I never got back kept piling.
Then the scales began to fall off my eyes…
When I was queuing for my first allowance in camp, gigolo happened to pass by and I stylishly sneaked out from the queue cos I knew my own had finished if he knew my account balance was being topped up. Only God knows what he did with his own money.
Even after I got the money, I went to give myself a treat at the sharwarma and chicken stall a day after when I saw the gigolo passing by. I quickly ran and hid behind the stall, rebuking and speaking in tongues.

After NYSC Camp
As God would have it, gigolo was posted inside a forest, far from civilisation while I was taken to the state capital, meaning, NYSC helped me get rid of him!
As the devil would have it, I ran into gigolo 5 months after at the state secretariat, looking starved as if he had just been released from Panti Prison.
Gigolo said he missed me.


Then he said he had a CIM seminar the next day and there was nowhere for him to stay the night. When I could no longer stand the nagging, I said “Gigolo (inserts gigolo’s name) my house is open.”
I gave him an address and he promised to come by at 7PM.
Once I got home, I took my pot of chicken I had been saving for Sunday stew and hid it in my neighbour house. I took down everything that made it appear like I lived flamboyantly and hung my machete I kept for security purposes on the wall. When I was satisfied with the primitive look of my house, I sat outside and waited for him.


The first thing gigolo mentioned when he got into my self contained apartment was hunger.
He even had the guts to start opening my pots.
Thank God all of them were empty and the look of disappointment on his face gave me multiple orgasms.
I excused him to buy indomie at the next streets. He offered to follow me. The seller said no indomie so I bought 3 packets of chikki noodles.
He said, “Is that all you are getting?”
I said, “Yes!!!”
He said, “So no eggs, sardine or drink?”



“I said, “No money. This is all I can afford”

As we strolled home, he took off his phone headset and Celine Dion’s “My heart will go on” was playing loudly on his phone.
Who does that mehnnnhuh??
I told him to please use his headset before someone sees us and think we are dating!

He wanted to eat my body
Later, both of us were sitting on my mattress and watching my bad stove struggle to cook 3 packets of chikki. The wick of my stove was bad, burning like a candle and for chikki noddles water to boil was wahala. Even camel pomo does not take that long to cook. The hungry gigolo and his intestines were just twisting and turning at me.
I had to drain the water, mixed the spices and serve him the soaked soggy noddles.
I avoided eye contact with him while he ate cos I felt kinda bad. But he didn’t complain cos he thought he had a bigger dish to eat that night.
grin
So gigolo finished bathing, wore danshiki, sprayed perfume and laid on the mattress.
Me, I went to the bathroom after him but emerged in the sort of heavy clothing they wear at Castle Black in Game of Thrones.
Gigolo was disappointed, I think.
When I laid down, Gigolo was staring at me seductively.
Since it was only ‘staring’, I kept my composure. He now started biting his lips in an awkward way thinking it was romantic. I started getting very angry cos he was looking more and more ugly as he did that. Then he suddenly drew closer and stroke my chin with his palm. I could not stomach it anymore!
I gave him a piece of mind and while I did, I never took my eyes off my machete on the wall.
He called me a freak and went to bed quietly. The following morning, he was frowning and wouldn’t even respond to my good morning.
I knew that was the end of us but I didn’t delete his number. I just renamed it to ‘The fearfully made gigolo’


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/experience-fearfully-made-gigolo/
BusinessRe: Is It Possible To Do Business Without Borrowing? by harmless(m): 7:41am On Apr 26, 2016
What a stupid question huh


Mbkite:
Can one do real business without borrowing? I decided to bring this topic to Nairaland family because a lot has been said about it. It has raised lots of arguments without any reasonable conclusion.
I want to hear your view on this.


Cc: Lalasticlala
PhonesRe: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by harmless(m): 6:25am On Apr 19, 2016
Pls add me 07080232272
PhonesRe: Has Anyone Bought Ntel Simcard? by harmless(m): 5:41pm On Apr 16, 2016
They have not launched yet...
onoerime:
that is the beginng of their failures. unable to storm the market
PhonesRe: Why Do People Still Spend Alot Of Money On so called High End Phones by harmless(m): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2016
Op I believe you have gotten answers, maybe most are not what you expected.

But you must understand that there are reasons why these cheap phones dont sell in advanced countries like US, Canada, UK...think about it and figure it out. Do you think you are smarter than the people dr.

Having said that I presently have an iPhone, Samsung and a cheap Itel phone. I dumped the others and am using my itel prime 2 cos the specs I was looking for in a phone is ONLY available in the itel prime 2. I actually searched for it in various brands of iPhone and Samsung but was not available.
FamilyMy Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up. by harmless(op): 8:00pm On Feb 07, 2016
We have been married for four years now but I have come to the conclusion that I have made a terrible mistake marrying my wife.Despite her good family background and good education, she has a problem keeping her volatile temper in check. Love At the drop of a hat, she blows up and levels all sorts of accusations against me. Apart from her verbal abuse, she’s recently resorted to being physical, but I soon tried to curb that.The first time she raised her hands to me, I really beat some common sense into her. She’s tried it a couple of times since then and I’ve given her the beating she deserves. I am not a violent person but some women really bring out the violence in you.Surprisingly, I’ve also discovered that my wife is more sexually responsive after I have roughened her up. This has excited me a bit and encouraged me to beat her more, though not to the extent that I would harm her. Do you think she is one of these type of women who like violent sex?
TV/Movies5 Interesting Programmes You Can Watch Through Youtube by harmless(op): 5:59pm On Apr 29, 2015
Most people access youtube to watch video clips and music videos. It would however interest you to know that there is so much more you can get out of youtube.

Below are 5 interesting programmes you can watch through youtube.

1. Live football matches:- yes you heard it right, you can watch EPL, La Liga, Friendlies and other premium football matches live on youtube.
2. Blockbuster Movies:- you can watch some of the latest movies as well as old classic movies through youtube.
3. Award winning Series: you can also watch most popular series through youtube.
4. Training on almost anything:- you can get video training materials on youtube for almost any kind of skill you require. Some of these training videos are worth thousands of dollars.
5. You can watch live premium and local channels like ; sky news, channels tv, silver bird tv and host of others through youtube.

The only snag involved in using youtube is the internet data required to stream videos on youtube.
RomanceRe: 10 Annoying Habits Guys Develop After You Become Their Girlfriend by harmless(m): 3:52pm On Jan 31, 2015
miztola:
He stopped 'forming' after he got the cheese. grin
What's the cheese
RomanceRe: Negative Effect Of Sleeping With A Prostitute. by harmless(m): 1:49pm On Jan 28, 2015
omonnakoda:
But this is untrue hundreds of people break habits daily who don't believe in God. It is wrong to propagate the idea that you can't break habits by your own strength and that God or gods must be involved.That would be believed by people with simple minds. Thankfully we have Google. Whether it is porn or gambling or gluttony or whatever people break habits daily some believe in God many do not.Some are Christian others Muslims.Some Buddhist others atheist.
Let us not accept ideas without criticism. Some minds need to tell themselves that God is involved.That is fine but there are many that don't . You can kick habits without subscribing to religion which as far as I am concerned is JUST ANOTHER BAD HABIT!!
Your write up was soo on-point, but yr last statement just spoilt everything. I know it's just an opinion, but the beauty about telling people the truth is being objective and remaining intelligently mysterious. Now, everybody just feels, what does he know, after all he is just another atheist who always finds an excuse to criticise religion.

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