₦airaland Forum

Bobotic:
As if Buhari can define what he has just created

Romanoff:
How's she 21 with hands like that?

NwaAmaikpe:





I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.

alphaNomega:
There could be someone in a Nigerian university breaking this record right now and we would never know.

Kajaard:
Cocaine production is far cheaper in these countries like Colombia, Chile, Venezuela, Peru etc. They grow the coca leaves and a finished 1kg of cocaine costs like $500 in these countries but the price jumps to over $50,000 per kilo once it successfully gets to the US. That's why it's big business in South America because they stand to make so much money from the trade.

ethicallyright:
This wouldn't happen if Tiwa Savage didn't divorce the one man who really loved her. There would be no sextape if she remained with the father of her only son who almost ended his life when he realized he wouldn't get the opportunity to be by her side anymore.

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Till the end of time, Queen B (Beyonce) will always be praised. When Jay-Z cheated on her with a woman she's prettier than, Queen Beyonce fought the lady and warned her to stay off her legally married husband.

The weeks that followed Jay-Z's infidelity scandal were terrible. Feminist organizations on Twitter , millions of her female followers on Instagram and those who couldn't preserve their Hollywood marriages unanimously encouraged her to dump Mr. Carter.

Queen Beyonce went underground. The next we saw her was by her husband's side. She'd get pregnant with her twins within few months.

Beyonce is finer and more famous than Tiwa but she understood one thing: Men are biologically polygamous and she remains a happy woman today.

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If Tiwa was with her ex-husband, the broke gold digger, whose second motive in the relationship is to brag that he's the one making Tiwa moan, wouldn't be in the picture.

The duty of mothers is to teach their daughters how to be feminine. Submission is the first characteristic of femininity. No virtuous mother on Earth would advise her daughter to leave a good man whose only weakness is cheating. She'd rather her daughter encourages the man to protect himself to avoid STDs.

May God Almighty bless me with more wisdom and give all the men on this forum rich , strong and independent wives who will forgive their shortcomings.

May the Good Lord also give ladies who will quote me the grace to be submissive wives who will forgive their caring husbands who only cheat.

obembet:
Let me look for una trouble

This is kind of clean guy I want, not all this hungry Nairalanders.

Gsauce:
How much

Mysticwebb:
Chelsea should stop this nonsense o, leave him for Man U, otherwise make Newcastle buy am if he must come England. Who do Chelsea want to terrorise? We must compete on equal ground, no excessive threat in any team, else we protest.

Gsauce:
Instagram account with less than 2k followers needed.
EMAIL Adebowhales@Gmail.c0m

justscorchone:
1m per month with the way everything don cost.

justscorchone:
1m per month with the way everything don cost.

yanabasee2:
Tinubu will never graze the presidency.....



If you're rich and influential.... You don't need to become a president to complete your mission on earth....


A man who could command and move bullion vans around Lagos has everything accomplished in life....


He's old and should retire from politics....


We shouldn't make another mistake to elect a vegetable and a senile old man that will drag us backward again...


We're yet to recover from the dullard we have right now...

murmee:
The question to ask yourself is whether Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram has only one T-shirt!

Emmadoc:
Poor is an understatement.

All pensioner in Benue are sick with no money for treatment. In my street especially the retired teachers, they die on a daily basis.

I will gladly have a buhari as a governor than to vote for that nicompoop called Ortom.

Danjikanbauchi:
what is the difference , you are among those who clean outside the cup while the inside smells badly. That's hypocrisy.

Danjikanbauchi:
99% of those abusing and threatening her have done worst things than she did. Just that Nigeria we are hypocrite just like my people will say every dog eat shit but the one with the stain on it mouth is a suspect.