If madam "Jesus" catch you my hand no dey oo.

According to the Guys Code when another
party is entering the picture, there are 2 things to do:

1. If you love her, sit with her on a one-on-one and tell her gently but firmly u want third party to disappear ASAP (immediately) or you disappear.

2. Activate standby mode. I repeat, activate standby mode.

Guys, free the OP already na. Abeg. Hahan! Una just gather the OP like ALUU community. I'm sure she originally meant the thread to be fun but you 'Holier than thou' types have put paid to that lofty intention. She didn't drop names or usernames na, did she? Una just come wear the OP matter for head like head-tie.

Btw, its a forum and people are entitled to their opinions/threads they open.

Hian!

Sometimes.........reading
Most of the time............nothing.

As an Arsenal fan, I find it very ridiculous that people are doubting Arsenal's ability to lift the Premier League this season. Even Liverpool (ordinary Liverpool) are regarded as capable of lifting the trophy ahead of Arsenal. Isn't that ridiculous? The same Liverpool who have not made the top 4 in the last couple of years?
One thing people are forgetting is that it has been really long since Arsenal occupied the top spot on the standings going into the second half of the season, but this time around they are up there.
Besides, there has never been a time in recent years that the title race is as open as it is currently. With the January transfer window coming up in a matter of days, and Arsenal being able to spend money again, I think other clubs should be afraid. They should be very afraid.
So what do you think? Why do people expect Arsenal to fail come the end of the season?

I believe age is just a number on one's birth certificate. It doesn't really matter. What really matters is understanding.

Why all the cleavage revealing dresses nau? She's trying too hard to convince people she's a woman. No need oo cos Boys Are Not Smiling. The only thing she needs is between her legs, a few feminine charms, and she's ready to go.

Show me too much cleavage and I get turned off. Instantly.

vickyO:

Na Adam suppose fall youR hand pass.
If he hadn't acted the follow follow part, things would have been different.

He clearly loved his wife hence, he didn't argue with her before taking a bite of the fruit.

By the way, I'm not sure Adam was there when Eve was eating the fruit. It was only after having eaten out of the fruit that she sought out Adam to share in her 'iniquity'.

Eve fall my hand gan, I swear.

Your future husband will come with Jesus during his second coming, just be patient and wait for him.

Sorry, just kidding. This your "man of God" ish though may just be the reason 'men' will put you at arms length.

Lower your demands.

Geeeeeeeez! I can't believe the comments I'm seeing from you guys. You don't love yourselves, you don't love your country, yet anytime another national spit trash about Nigeria, you are quick to arms. And now that a foreigner is loving Nigeria, you are also not happy.

Nigerians sha!

Once in Mecca, always an Alhaji. Once in Jerusalem always a JP.

Decode that @Op.

If she can't fart in front of me I'd start wondering about the other secrets she is keeping from me.

vickyO:

I know he isn't...
It because it's has been a while I posted on NL.

Understandable. Happens to the best of us all the time.

vickyO: You're home alone?
Amuwo ododfin, where's that


Grab a book and read, go out and have fun, its Xmas, watch a movie, play music, post on NL, chat with friends, call old time pals.


One can only be bored if one chooses to.
There are loads of never ending activities you can indulge in.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and others i don't subscribe to.

Lol Vicky, cut the guy some slack. I don't think the OP is interested in all of the above things you mentioned.

Luxiana19:

Brilliant!!!!! Thankyou We had not thought this far.. smh for us..

Glad to be of help.

How about telling her to PM her bf's dad and apologise without revealing her identity. Then become friends with him and later reveal her identity.

Give me this kinda girl and a part of my dreams is fulfilled.

Geeeeez! The girlfie is a real spoilsport. She wants to reap Tricia but doesn't want guy to pluck some of the same fruit. This is one fvck triangle gone horribly wrong.

In other news, OP can u continue the story?