₦airaland Forum

delishpot:
The Toto?

Any nigerian artiste dey bear dat name?

Odunsco01:
......i just view your d.p..............

Wetin u see?!

I see husband snatchers at work...lol

Lilknight:
Though I'm a manu fan but leicester must win, they deserve it, I'm not just happy not to see vardy my man bags the golden boot but I'm so happy for the leicester fans and thier coach RANIERI. Go leicester!!! U did it last season (5-3) u can do it again.

If you re truly a man u fan, u would not want united to lose this match since it could affect their top 4 finish.

It will be Manchester United vs Leicester City today at Old Trafford, and the playlist is out to show that the voice of a Nigerian star is going to be heard in the prestigious Theatre of Dreams today. Isnt it a good thing?

money121:


Pasan ta fi na 'yale

onbe lori aja fun.


Asegbe kan kosi o

Asepamo lowa

Ase sile labo waba

Emi oti ku,

mo s'ile s'ise

Mo sile f'owo r'ewo

Mo sile tule mise

English please...

Too long to make any sense...abeg i wan drink garri with kulikuli...u care for some?

prettysolid:
Good old days of voltron force and tales by moonlight.
Today is just a lazy and boring one for me,any capable nairalander willing to take me out and spoil me silly without expecting anything in return. And please I don't do taxis or scrap cars

Here again?!

prettysolid:
What a thief! But the girl sef,how could she have spent a night with him.

Today is just a lazy and boring one for me,any capable nairalander willing to take me out and spoil me silly without expecting anything in return. And please I don't do taxis or scrap cars

So wat do u do?...helicopter?

This is not an exaggeration, few days ago, i asked a boy who claimed to be in Primary 4 to recite the English alphabet, i wanted to know how brilliant he is since i always see him doing all sorts of rough plays around, so i was pressed to know if he is as active in class. I would have asked him to spell a word or something more compound but i just thought i should let him recite that first , then i will know what else i would ask. To my greatest shock, he couldn't recite it fluently, he was stuttering and he actually omitted some letters.
I have met graduates who can not express themselves in English, who cant construct a simple English sentence talk less of asking them to defend the certificate they have. And yet they passed through primary school, secondary and tertiary institutions.
Since my encounter with the boy, i couldn't help but wonder why it is so, how he got promoted to his present class with the basic knowledge and he will be crossing over to secondary school next year.
Who is now to blame for this deterioration, because it seems to get worse by the year? Is it the government, the teachers or the parents?

Lmao

selfieChief:
she get nyash front and back..

Buh op take am Easy with ur lies naa.. Linus mbanugo


Op Na u stand lyk DAT? Try dey chop naa

Lolz

Am still wondering why they take dis gender inequality of a tin serious in nigeria, wat else do they want?, they av every right a man has( as far as i know), they can evn be voted in as d president. Wat else?!

Eeyah....she don dey old sef....

No judging, what i will like him to add to his predictions and prophecies are outcomes of football matches, dat will reali go a long way in helping many youth in d country....well, dats if they happen.

Randyblincks:
i don't give a damn on what anyone thinks... But, i know my WizzyBaby-Baba Nla isn't a thief. Gosh!!! Wizzy fit wake from sleep anytime begin sing.

Did i just read you call wizkid baba nla?...smh...and if we check well, u may be older dan him.

Any of una don watch mojo wey dem shoot for inside darkness?....abeg lights on jere, adun ibe

PiccoloBrunelli:
Been online just 2hrs and I'm FTC already.
Anyways....to celebrate here is something totally irrelevant:


My mum called me a son of a b¡tch. So I hit her coz no one insults my mum. Then I hit myself coz no one hits my mum. Then my mum hit me coz no one hits her son. Then my mum hit herself coz no one hits her son. Then I hit her coz no one hits my mum.

Confused? You're welcome.

U should still be hitting yourselves...

jamoscofield:
no b for Nigeria

E fit happen for naija....if she is rich...

lofty900:
I didn't know that shedding weight makes someone to be fair

Now u knw....lol

emamos:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/port-harcourt-warri-refineries-producing-7m-litres-pms-kachikwu/

I hear u...

Explorers:
27. Left testicles usually hang lower than right testicles. We’ll give you a second to check.
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I checked o...its my right testicles dat hung lower...egbami o

Explorers:
21. Women have the ability to make their voice sound “sexier” in order to entice their men when needed. Men, however, do not possess such an ability and simply have to rely on other factors.

Even after, they blame you, forgeting they started with dat voice. Smh

tbliz:
]Right Now crooner, Seyi Shay, looked absolutely smashing in white two-piece Gerda Truubon detailed dress for a performance in South Africa. The advantage of having a svelte figure like Seyi's is that you get away with looking flawless in outfits like this. See photos below:
THE DRESS IS TOO BUSY

Wahs now my own?

man utd rules, i forsee another barca-man u final, but this time,