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Orikinla:
Having sex with their clothes on and the girl looking at the camera?
This is Kenyawood.

Lmao...call it KENNYWOOD.

Now i dont get it, did the wife know they ll do it in d sitting room?

Orisirisi...

LastMumu:
On the importance of dressing properly before taking pictures and why she needs to give a guy like me a taste of her fresh laps.

I see...

LastMumu:
Anyone knows how I can get in touch with the one at the extreme right, I mean the one wearing that mini-gown? I'd like to counsel her.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3684164_goodluckjonathan_jpeg4dbaae06a29ac7e6eec7847ce00cb4fb

on what?

Jakumo:
Twerking to sell phone handsets is a welcome development, however better selectivity must be applied to the dancers, so that women with over-sized gluteus-maximus (yansh, to you ), would be required to re-apply after losing some weight.

It is not pleasant at all to be confronted with a violently twerking yansh that is so big as to pose an imminent threat to unsuspecting bystanders.

Kaabo...u re welcome

When you talk too much...you tend to implicate yourself...Fayose, continue to push yourself towards your self-dug dungeon.

For me, i ll prefer to make more mark in Nigeria and remain a champion( even if its a local champion), than to try to go international and lose focus and fans...as far as it brings more money...local rapper all d way!

Prospero01:
Well my opinion though, are you sure they are not trying to introduce him into the gay world and the guy refused. There's more to this than meets the eye.

If that were to be the case, he (abdulai) wud av written it in his message...and u wanna introduce sm1 to a community, wud u start by asking him to learn a trade?

Op abeg, dream abt fuel price...i wan knw wen we go dey buy N20 per litre.

The owner should contact saraki, he might be interested.

Billiondoe:
I'm Buhari's bae o. Don't let him come after you with EFCC for woman corruption o.

PMB na old man...na young guys like us fit treat u well....EFCC sef go tell baba make he sempe

Billiondoe:
You mean we should always open our honeypot for you guys? Hmmm I don't know about that one.

I ddnt suggest that o...just say yes.
Buh babe...u fyn o... will u be my bae?

Ok...b4 OP wakes up...time for questions....
Summary.
1. In one word, describe the processes men go through to woo a lady.
2. How do u refer to 'woo' in your language?

rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

And always say yes...it will encourage us...

scopusng:
Fooo. May God answer your prayer. You will never see a man to get married to.

[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color]AMEN!

kolubo:
Mange dis mtn N750, 66752 32220 47563.

Na #200 we agree...750 too much

kolubo:
Hw many times did you flash it?

5 times na

kolubo:
Please help me flash this no 08167187412 it has been flashing me seriously for a week now when I call back d the person won't pick up, flash it 5times and get mtn N200.

Jus finished flashing, my mtn pls

She shd start with sharing her unclad pics first, finding someone to retweet is d easiest, she go taya sef...omo ale jatijati

How did dis post even make FP, ordinary pictures?...how dat one epp us...mtshteeew

Nice drawings, cool, creative and beautiful. Buh why does he enjoy drawing scary things?

I must say these to make u beta not to discourage u.....

My best music genre is rap, but d one u jus did isnt rap, all i cud hear is d beat and some murmuring behind it, nufin sensible.
U were not singing to key, and d concurent 'emi loba se' is annoying too.
It was just a waste of my mb, i expected somerin doper.
Ur next tym shd be beta, put in more work, and lets hear ur voice, dats wat sells.

See his head sef....

A fruit orchard owner in Malaysia was in his home, dozing off to sleep, when he heard weird noises coming from the second floor of the house. They sounded similar to rabbits and tigers. He ran upstairs and a saw a creature with two horns and a long mustache. The man pulled out a shotgun and fired eight shots until he assured the creature was dead.
He surveyed the creation and was shocked to find out it was a dragon with fluffy, white rabbit-like fur. He told reporters, he didn't think the animal was a White Dragon. According to Chinese belief, when a dragon enters the home, it will bring luck. Also, the horns are worth millions of dollars. However, he is not planning to sell any body parts. Rather, he will preserve the animal for public viewing.

project50:
how is it great where i use 3.5gb for 1000 etisalat

How?...wats d code?

They don dey come down...jus wait, we go dey browse for free soon, sha load, dats all.

Well, i dont think any should be banned, since most ppl here are old enuf to decide for themselves on wateva they want to do. moreso, there are many useless posts that are not worthy of the front page but are there, whereas some good and useful post are kept hidden. i think dat shd be attended to too.

Randyblincks:
Bro, y u hating on mah comment, got any beef with me or wizzy? Besides, i was born in1999, what has dat go 2 do wit me calling wizzy 'Baba nla'?

not hating on ur comment bro, jus dont like it wen ppl idolise dis guys...dats why they misbehave. dats all....no beef bro

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"The joker of the team would be
Diego Costa," Very funny guy.
"The angel would be Pato – he's
an angel! Willian would be Mr.
Cool. He likes his clothes and his
fashion. Branislav [Ivanovic] is
the strongest.
"Gaz Cahill and Loic Remy [are
the scaredy cats], but they keep
threatening to get me back [for
pranking them] so that could be
me in a few weeks!"

*On club best payer this season.

"Willlian has been our best player, Kurt Zouma was doing well up until his injury but Willian has been the standout player for us, this year.

*On Lazy payer.

"No one's the lazy one but Obi
Mikel sleeps everywhere we go
on the coach. It could be a five
minute journey and you look
round and he's asleep. He sleeps
everywhere!"

Odunsco01:
.... Lipstick...
Lol...just kidding
have a nice day bro

Lolz...u too bro