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Legit1: By the time they/she are done with you, you will have a very vivid,battered emblazoned picture perfect slide show of how it works in your frontal lobe.

Falls from the palm tree. , hahaha I don die. lwkmd

[quote author=Crown Prince]So is it by coincidence we are on the same thread or a pre-arranged meeting by the goddess of love?

Whichever way I am glad to be a host to this heavenly encounter. Be my GUEST[/quote)

Guy you don start abi? E no go work o . Gree-die, you had better start running

Yvete: That lady has become the breadwinner. See how gayish the guy looks! Hehe

Chai, you get bad mouth o

[quote author=val_dubem]Just four? Mtschewwww![/quote]Oloshi

so wetin happen?

habscare: Am a guy ,,fresh graduate of OOU waiting for NYSC and am single not that am desperate to have a girl but am jus lonely need someone to shear my love with,,,

Pls this is real and one of the reason I had to log in into this room,,,I stay in ikorodu...any guy in my situation can also post

Bros free the matter, channel the loneliness into positive energy and work hard, work smart, make the cheddars, na you go dey select, the problem then will be finding 'the one', as everyone will be on your neck. H-G has spoken

Please do her for me, then tell your friend afterwards. Of course if he is indeed your friend, he will attempt to do your GF in return.

It's an eye for an eye man

Yvete: Imperiouxx, you know that we love to be chased. Very seldom do you find ladies doing the chase. There should be many single ones on Nairaland, but too shy to look for eligible guys like Imperiouxx, Kpolli and Havard-Grad .

I have disqualified myself for the time being and I am no longer eligible until further notice, or until such a time that I will be swept off my chair (I don't do the 'feet' thingy) by a worthy woman. please take note. All other credentials remain valid.

Imperiouxx over to you buddy.

imperiouxx: Who ever is lucky, I marry and since many of them love to be chased by guys, they loss. All animals are equal, [b]ladies should learn to show first intention too[/b].https://serve.mysmiley.net/rolleye/rolleye0012.gif

Seconded, time no dey o. Yvete tell them o!

Jeez!!! like WTF!.

I've found someone -that track is out of this world, big ups to LKT

, Oga inspired how much in total to order this?

kpolli: Nothing classy about alcohol? Pls don't fall my hand.... You ca mix vodka but ur not a drinker.... I see

You can mix vodka, and maybe some alomo somewhere in between, yet you are a teetotaler. Make we hear word madam, if you are tired oya go room go sleep. which one be 'drinker' again?
Naija babes no go kill person o. now you go tell us say you be virgin but only have inter.course occasionally.

Abeg all that one na story, I don't drink my foot

Its not a leadership conference, it's an African Business Conference. I wonder what madam Iweala has to tell us about the poor in Nigeria and how her policies and the perfidy of the present government has improved their lot..nonsense.

You lost cool points of course. No wonder you were talking about apple juice

Yvete: Are you serious? Like is the prayer thing for real??

before nko, I am sure you were not expecting a 'NO'

Yvete: hehe Don't push-it-to-the-limit - RickRoss. No thanks for the Kunu and Zobo. I'd do palm wine and blame it on the Alcohol ...
(I'm just messing with you) I don't drink.

, babe you dey fall my hand. How can you not drink from the spring of life? Your GPA just dropped by 0.5points

Yvete: Haven't you seen the eligible people here?

Notice: I will be ineligible for the next 10days. this is due to a prayer and fasting session organized by my church for bachelors. This does not mean that I am trying to shirk the Valentine responsibility . please take note

Yvete: Lol Havard-Grad ... Reading these comments with a glass of apple juice!

Apple juice? lailai. How about some kunnu and zobo to make it worth your time. #In rick ross's voice# - That is how we roll

CFCfan: Harvard-Grad, I go be CSUSM grad

Bros wetin concern me for the matter now?, just chilling and seeing how all this unfolds. By the way Tashamania and Candygosh, God is watching you like Superbowl o

ferdimako: You can do the TOEFL to polish your grammar....it's good and show a little sign that you're ok financially and academically to face the CO.

Don't waste your money joor, if your school doesn't require it explicity. Most will waive it if you attended a university in which the language of instruction was in English.

#strolling past with a bottle of La casera#

Bolushalom: hello! Check the education section for this thread. Btw nice to meet u. Im an Idiate.

Nice to meet you too

thareta: X queenite

Haha all of una wey dey form die. I had a crush on a queenite back then , God bless Idia and Awo girls o, boys for suffer die.

Great Belloite reporting for duty.

Una no go kill person for NL...Mr Stiltouchy no mind them

mrkels: Dude but you graduated from havard na OMG...Another liar

that was part of the deception, and I didn't lie. I have never said I graduated from Harvard, its just my NL handle.

masterpiecer: prove it

I don't have to prove to you that I am the meat seller in question. If you insist though, meet me at oshodi

Sitex: For those who care to knw...I'm the meat seller question
Am tired of living a fake life so am out nw on nairaland as a renown MEAT SELLER.
How many of you nairaland gals gbadu me nw None am guessin
so you see why i had to project a false image of myself rght!
Life of unequal opportunities... *mtcheeeew*

I appreciate you taking the fall for me Sitex, but you really don't have to do this. I am the Meat seller

Now that you all know, you all can bite me

How can we be sure its really gold? will you submit samples for a lab assay and verification?

FXKing2012: He looks like d devil so I wldnt vote for him.

How? because he coloured himself black? you should take a look at the mirror