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Crime › Re: Guns, Cash Recovered As Gunmen Abandon Their Vehicle After Accident In Anambra by hatchy: 9:51pm On Dec 17, 2025

Ndi Porice, una weldone. Na una do this one.

However, I can bet my left scrotum that the money declared there isn't the real amount. The 600 and something thousands they declared was millions recovered.

Ndi oshi ndi oshi.

Politics › Re: Wale Edun Contradicts Tinubu, Says FG Didn’t Meet 2025 Revenue Target by hatchy: 9:42pm On Dec 17, 2025

Mrfixitt:
Propaganda and lies are the things Tinubu is so good at. Very pathetic failure

Propaganda, TRIBALISM, lies, and intimidation are the bedrock of this regime.

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Politics › Re: People Take Photos With Peter Obi At Lagos Airport by hatchy: 9:37pm On Dec 17, 2025

Who posted this news here?

Do you want to trigger some people high blood pressure this night?
Laptop boys and Agbadorians will be shaking with so much bitterness inside them this very moment.

Whatever the person that brought this news here caused should be on the person's head. If you cause many people's untimely death here this night you will answer for it.

My hand no dey o!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Designate Venezuelan Government As A "Foreign Terrorist Organization" by hatchy: 3:56pm On Dec 17, 2025

I still believe that man get small sku sku for brain.

Also, why is it that Trump and Buhari have the same character. There's nothing he will say or do without blaming it on Biden and Democrats, same way Buhari blamed PDP and Jonathan till he exited the planet.

Bitter Kola people.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria ‘Dangerously Sliding’ Into One-Party State Under APC - Babangida Aliyu by hatchy: 7:35am On Dec 17, 2025

myhotbrain:
No amount of defection to APC will make PBAT to win 2nd term. God have already decreased!

We the citizens of this great country say a bigger Amen to your prayers.

This incompetent man will never come back 2027.

Celebrities › Re: Police Arrests Tiktoker, Peller For Attempted Suicide, Reckless Driving by hatchy: 7:12am On Dec 17, 2025

He was not actually trying to commit suicide because if he did, he would have done it the easiest way - run opposite a speeding trailer head on collision.

He was just chasing clout....all for the gram nothing more.
He shouldn't just be arrested, he should spend time in jail to serve as deterrent to other would be copy cats.

Travel › Re: Cessna 172 Aircraft Crashes At Owerri Airport by hatchy: 7:03am On Dec 17, 2025

olaiya2007:
Hope no life was lost. Safety measures poor in this country

You didn't read, only rushing to commentum.

Thank God it ended that way with no casualty. Aircraft critical moments is taking off and landing period.

Politics › Re: Is Dangote Attacking NMDPRA Boss, Farouk Ahmed For Refusing 15% Petrol Levy? by hatchy: 9:39pm On Dec 16, 2025

Tinubu is the cause of all this r@bish. Man is incompetent and surrounds himself with his likes.

Beginning from January 1st 2026 all the online laptop boys will either resign or campaign against their principal in 2027 election because the suffer they will encounter will increase by power 80.

Hunger na ya mate?

Politics › Re: President Mahama of Ghana Wearing Abeti Aja Cap & Matching Aṣọ Oke by hatchy: 9:33pm On Dec 16, 2025

Tinubu will look like a pin inside this kind of clothes.

He better stick to that his night gown he wears all around the world.

Crime › Re: Why I Killed Delta Chief Judge, Justice Ifeoma Okogwu - Suspect (Video) by hatchy: 9:21pm On Dec 16, 2025

If I say this crime was as a result of Tinubu’s bad governance now all his laptop supporters resident here 24/7 will attack me like hungry lions.

The man is bereft of ideas on how to govern a complex country like Nigeria and have no business staying there beyond 2027. Nigeria is owing what the whole of Africa's debt is put together.

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Politics › Re: Promotion Of Tinubu’s ADC Suspended Over ‘Bad Precedent’ Concerns by hatchy: 7:28pm On Dec 16, 2025

Wickedtruths:
Na NSA write that letter. Why would he recommend something like this?

No be policeman him be.
Have you forgotten how anyhowness the Nigerian Police is.

IG of Police will give order and Police in the station and road block will tell you to the IG to come there and do the work. Very stupid and useless corrupt institution

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Politics › Re: Promotion Of Tinubu’s ADC Suspended Over ‘Bad Precedent’ Concerns by hatchy: 7:16pm On Dec 16, 2025

This issue of Tinubu bribing everyone and everything just for his selfish interest is worrisome to Nigerians. This incompetent man in his desperation to get a second tenure by crook or by hook will backfire, surely.

He is destroying everything and even institutions to keep him in power beyond 2027.
Let his supporters see what a clueless man who doesn't have capacity to govern have turned a highly respected and disciplined institution like the army just to buy them over.

The so-called master strategist doesn't even know his right from left. Everything to him is politics. No wonder many are languishing in terrorists den, our military men and air asset confiscated by another country for over two weeks now, yet the docile mannequin is doing nothing.

Time will tell.

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Crime › Re: Man Raises Alarm Over Number Of Female Child Beggars In Kano (Photo/Video) by hatchy: 3:48pm On Dec 16, 2025

SmartPolician:
Northern Nigeria has sworn to be a big burden on this country! How can a region have this number of beggars and their leaders haven't imposed a birth control policy on the region?

Even if poor illiterates refused to think, what's stopping the educated ones from thinking for them? What's wrong with Nigerians?!

.....Northern Nigeria has sworn to be a big burden on this country.
Even if poor illiterates refused to think, what's stopping the educated ones from thinking for them? What's wrong with Nigerians?!

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Crime › Re: Man Raises Alarm Over Number Of Female Child Beggars In Kano (Photo/Video) by hatchy: 3:35pm On Dec 16, 2025

perragy:
Na them sabi why dem dey beg

Islam in Nigeria is different from the one practiced in North Africa and the Middle East.

The ones here have been deliberately enslaved by their elites who tell them that is Allah's wish where they found themselves.

Politics › Re: President Can't Suspend Governors, Legislators - Supreme Court Rules by hatchy: 3:17pm On Dec 16, 2025

Lanretoye:
Supreme Court of Aba abi which one?

Today it has favoured you and you are seeing it as something you can use to make a joke....a laughing stock.

We are talking about democratic norms and rule of law which many of you supporters of this evil government don't even understand, yet you think it's all about the opposition opposing.

2027 is near.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iragi Journalist Threw Shoes At George Bush 17 Years Ago by hatchy: 2:59pm On Dec 16, 2025

stuffs2002:
Same Israel that was crying and begging America to beg Iran when Iran was on the verge of wiping Israel of the face of the earth.

Israel is good at killing unarmed, defenceless women and children

Hahahahaaaaaa. You people console yourself with that narrative sold to you.

Israel was defeated yet, Iran lost all it's Generals and Nuclear scientists. Israel controlled Irans airspace for 12 whole days without losing even 1 aircraft and any soldier. Isreal killed Irans President in a Helicopter crash using laser beam weapon.
The list is too numerous.

What did Iran do....just see attached, then do your own research before saying what you don't know.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iragi Journalist Threw Shoes At George Bush 17 Years Ago by hatchy: 12:02pm On Dec 16, 2025

madridguy:
The guy turned to hero and the shoe treatment sweet everyone till date.

Islamist terrorists sympathisers have arrived.

Na Israel get una medicine. Do anyhow see anyhow.

Thank you Bibi.

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Politics › Re: Regina Daniels Calls "One Term Senator" Ned Nwoko A Content Creator by hatchy: 10:47am On Dec 16, 2025

Kukutente23:
Who wrote this for her
The Regina I know can't write like this

I thought same too when I read it.
However, there are good AI tools that can convert words to good sentences. All you need is to know how to prompt it.

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Politics › Re: Regina Daniels Calls "One Term Senator" Ned Nwoko A Content Creator by hatchy: 10:38am On Dec 16, 2025*

You have not started. This is just Genesis, you haven't reached the book of Lamentation....continue.

Your stubbornness, foolishness, and uncontrollable feelings that you're better off outside have brought you to this point. You little spoilt brat that was a nobody until he made you somebody can now go ahead with what you all wanted....enter the streets where you have ever belonged.

When we tell women that there's nothing out there in the streets other than fantasies that doesn't last longer. It's all fake out there where everyone puts up a smiling face but troubled heart. Where alcohol and drugs seem to solve problems temporarily but hook you up for destruction. Where everyone takes turn to have you in bed but none is ready to keep you in the house as wife. Welcome to the streets, Regina, the naive girl.

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Politics › Re: Dangote Releases Specific Details On Farouk's Ahmed 4 Children by hatchy: 10:22am On Dec 16, 2025

This is getting dirtier.
Business is Business, no friend in Business.
Dangote can fight anyone, even his kinsman if he stands on his way.

Obi Cubana was evicted from his rented Business building days ago by his Tribsman. So it doesn't matter who is standing as a barrier, just bulldoze the obstacle and move to your destiny.

Good moves by AD.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: ICC Rejects Israel Appeal, Arrest Warrants For Netanyahu,Gallant Remain In Force by hatchy: 9:02am On Dec 16, 2025

FreeStuffsNG:
The International Criminal Court in The Hague on Monday rejected Israel’s appeal regarding the principle of complementarity, leaving in place the arrest warrants issued last November against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former defense minister Yoav Gallant.

Netanyahu and Gallant are going to the Hague to answer for the genocide they committed in Gaza.

Palestine and Palestinians will get justice at last. Trump and US will not reign for ever.

The I.C.C stood up to Trump and the US and today gave a final verdict that Netanyahu has to answer for the Gaza genocide.

You created a topic and also rushed to first comment.
This clearly shows how biased you are.
Israel will never back down to what these terrorists are doing to it. No country would succumb to terrorists destroying it's people, if so Nigeria would have given up since the Islamic terrorists started their m@dness in the North.

Israel have the legitimate right to defend itself. It remains the only military force in the world that warns civilians to evacuate to safe place before any action. Never have any military done that. So if you decide to stay in harms way, or allow yourself, or forcefully used as human shield by the terrorists, then Israel is not to blame.

Israel will come out victorious las las because terrorists and terrorism have no place in modern society

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Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Elder Brother Of Yagba West Council Chairman In Kogi by hatchy: 8:59am On Dec 16, 2025

Kogi and Kwara are now competing for the first place position in terrorism.

These two States are part of Y@ruba land where the Pr@sident and INEC handpicked chairman comes from.

Oya, 1 , 2, 3.......let's go:
On ur mandate we shall stand..on ur mandate...on ur mandate.....on ur mahood we shall staaaaand!!!

Politics › Re: Private Depot Owners Reduce Petrol Price To ₦710 Per Litre (₦118 Cut) by hatchy: 8:07am On Dec 16, 2025

markidoo:
Transportation go still remain the same price despite the reduction in Fuel prices

Yes because this is Nigeria where the people take advantage of every situation. A people wicked unto themselves.
Everybody is corrupt, from the politicians down to the office Clark and market woman.

Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Surges On Spotify Charts After Diddy Documentary Release by hatchy: 7:52am On Dec 16, 2025

samistry:
Is Jeffery Epstein also black?

What's the ratio?
Make a comparison then come back and tell me your result.

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Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Surges On Spotify Charts After Diddy Documentary Release by hatchy: 7:47am On Dec 16, 2025

OKOATA:
So that's why Diddy had Tupac killed. He didn't think of bringing another fellow man down.

Go and.read my comment again, but this time slowly so that you'll understand the context.

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Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Surges On Spotify Charts After Diddy Documentary Release by hatchy: 7:10am On Dec 16, 2025*

That is the one big problem with the Black Americans, always working against each other. They're always killing each other, bringing each other down.

The White supremacist will set them up and use them to bring themselves down through drugs, guns, alcohol, sex and other social vices.
All the successful Black Americans have almost been pulled down one way or the other, something you'll hardly see the whites do to each other.

The prison is highly populated by Blacks, followed by Hispanic race. They kill the ones they couldn't take to jail through drug overdose, and wreck the businesses of the ones they couldn't send to jail, kill through drugs via civil lawsuits that pay out millions in settlement.

Shameful.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Didn't Win 2023 Election, No More 3am Announcement In 2027 - Sen Abaribe by hatchy: 12:17am On Dec 16, 2025

yarimo:
And I thought senator abaribe is among the people that have sense in south east oo

Yes. He is one of those amongst others that have sense. He just spoke the truth that hurts.

2027 won't be like 2023. The opposition have learnt their lesson.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Didn't Win 2023 Election, No More 3am Announcement In 2027 - Sen Abaribe by hatchy: 12:13am On Dec 16, 2025

HgAkpobomeEr:
Abaribe's confidence is misplaced. The game is changing and the rules will be different in 2027.

You think because people let it slide for the sake of peace it will be so again, abi.
That same threats APC used in 2015 that they will form a parallel government would be used by the opposition this time.

Nobody have a monopoly of violence.
Do not rig election, just let the will of the people decide. Rigging will be a catalyst to destabilise Nigeria which is already facing many threats of instability in many fronts

Romance › Re: Female Student Declared Missing For Eight Days Found At Boyfriend’s Residence by hatchy: 8:27pm On Dec 15, 2025

Honestly many would not understand the pains she caused her parents. Their thoughts will go to different directions and on dangerous possibilities that may have happened to their daughter.

Kids of this Generation Z are just too stubborn and uncontrollable. They want freedom....that same freedom that usually lead to their untimely deaths in most cases when they fall into the wrong hands of the people they trusted, most times theirbboyfriends, just because they refuse to heed to parents advice and warnings.

This is painful, honestly.

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Politics › Re: Abia State Acquires Star Paper Mills For N2.5 Billion by hatchy: 8:19pm On Dec 15, 2025

zinaunreal:
Over night success. If all governors can emulate then imagine how Nigeria will be

Peter Mba is also working tirelessly for Enugu State.

Our only problem is the coven he chose to join. Therefore, we have joined our hands in prayers to caste the spirit of the witches and wizards coven in APC out of him. Let the spirit of his former party continue to possess him until he finishes his tenure.......

Ameeeeeeeen!!!!!

Politics › Re: Abia State Acquires Star Paper Mills For N2.5 Billion by hatchy: 8:14pm On Dec 15, 2025

unclejb2:
Otti means business. May anything that sounds like Orji, Ikpeazu or Kalu never happen to that state again ever

....And Tinubu too to Nigeria after 2027.

Aaaaaaamen!!!!

Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves New Army Depot In Abakaliki - COAS by hatchy: 7:54pm On Dec 15, 2025

madridguy:
Jagaban should also remember the people of North Central and the South-South people too.

We don't need it in the SS. Take it to your region.

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