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Romance › Re: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by hatchy: 10:44am On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
Long story cut✂ down, it was her husband that first returns home hmmmmmm
hmmmmmm I have to fly back to school (PH) the following morning

I only told my cousin that I get serious test to write that morning 9am and I must be in ph by 7.45am
Your English is very terrible. I can't believe I'm reading what a supposed undergraduate wrote.
Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by hatchy: 10:18am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday
58 but looking 78 because of too much alcohol and troublesome blood in his veins.

Nothing to celebrate here please.
Politics › Re: ADC: We Are Concerned Obi, Atiku Not Working Together Ahead Of 2027 by hatchy: 7:17am On Dec 13, 2025
IJAYA001:
Don't expect Peter Obi if automatic ticket is not available, the man doesn't like to contest primary. Anytime he sees primary he runs like bolt.
Agbadorian spotted.


Peter Obi is not like every other Nigerian politicians that you know. He is a shift of the regular people you have in Nigerian politics who don't have shame and principles who will go all out to spend billions of Naira and dollars to bribe delegates to win primary election.He wont do that.

If the Primaries will not be conducted in a free and fair process, then make una carry una party go. Give it to Atiku, no issues.
Politics › Re: ADC: We Are Concerned Obi, Atiku Not Working Together Ahead Of 2027 by hatchy: 7:00am On Dec 13, 2025
Obi cannot deputise Atiku, never
Politics › Re: Nigeria Maritime Authority Denies Registration Of Supertanker Seized By U.S.A by hatchy: 6:59am On Dec 13, 2025
Since 2015, anything the government come out to deny turns out to be truth.
The US should know better that the Oil tanker belongs to Nigerian politicians and traditional rulers from the North, in collaboration with men of the Armed forces.
It is not a hidden fact that the security forces in collaboration with politicians and traditional rulers and politicians from the North are majorly involved in this oil thievery.
Politics › Re: No Christian Or Muslim Genocide In Nigeria, President Tinubu Insists by hatchy: 6:47am On Dec 13, 2025
This Man is not fit to be president and does not have the capacity to govern a complex entity like Nigeria.

In the face of all the targeted killings of a Christians and sacking of people from their ancestrial homeland, yet a leader who is supposed to protect is denying it so that he will be reappointed in 2027, and also not to come in collision with the Muslim North
Investment › Re: Is This Financial Blunder Or Wise Decision? by hatchy: 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2025
Wrong decision because the organisation can go bankrupt and wind up. They're protected by law.

Collect one million dollars, invest and reap much more than that money you'll collect in a lifetime in ten years or even less.
Politics › Re: I'm Number 1 In Rivers APC, 2027 Election Will Be Smooth Ride For Tinubu -Fubara by hatchy: 9:13pm On Dec 12, 2025
Nteogwuija:
Comrade, 2090 is too soon. Tinubu till year 3000.

We'll teach them politics 101 until they learn the hard way. grin grin
Too many kids in this forum. You guys don't sleep?
Kids, it's time for you to go to bed, ok.
Politics › Re: I'm Number 1 In Rivers APC, 2027 Election Will Be Smooth Ride For Tinubu -Fubara by hatchy: 9:11pm On Dec 12, 2025
Heffalump:
I pity you and your generation if you think this is the way to practice democracy in a civilized world.
Too much pain lies ahead for you. The Americans we copy as leaders of democracy don't reduce themselves to this animalistic behavior we call politics in Nigeria. How can a president who calls himself Democrat, decide to plant stooges and hand twist governors to decamp to his party so as to rig the election for him. Does he even know that God can call him home tomorrow, while plotting all these dirty games.

Spits and walk away!
I understand your pains, take it easy man.....just take it easy. Everything will be fine las las.

I am anti APC too but I don't allow any of these things they're doing here in Nigeria in the name of politics to hurt me the way you're going. Just take care of yourself and your family, that's all.
Politics › Re: I'm Number 1 In Rivers APC, 2027 Election Will Be Smooth Ride For Tinubu -Fubara by hatchy: 9:04pm On Dec 12, 2025
Fubara should assert his political prowess now or never. He should plan and work underground with the party national chairman and displace Wike's camp and impeach the current speaker of the house so as to stamp his authority. He should be ready to grease palms and load their babanriga for such show.

Nyesom Wike is now a partyless man who is neither here or there. He is at his low now and this is the time for Fubara to strike before Wike finally join APC.
Politics › Re: Residents Cry Out As Insecurity Spreads To South-west, Slam Tinubu’s Silence by hatchy: 4:32pm On Dec 12, 2025
dederocs:
Governors arm your hunters and employ more forests guards,stop waiting for the docile president.
You have said it all
Politics › Re: If We Enforce Anti-Corruption Laws, 90% Of Nigerians Will Be In Jail - EFCC by hatchy: 4:22pm On Dec 12, 2025
Who made this statement, EFCC or ICPC?
The heading is saying something different from the main body of the news.

But come to think of it, why would an agency responsible for fighting corruption come out to make such statement. You were set up to send corrupt people to jail, not pampering them. Do your job or give way for someone to do it.
Politics › Re: I Saw Victims Of Genocide With My Own Eyes While In Nigeria - US Congressman by hatchy: 4:05pm On Dec 12, 2025
cr7lomo:
Lol. Ribadu been think say as the main de smile with am , e go give report wey go favour am... Tinubu and his aggressive family should kiss 2927 goodbye
You can imagine how Ribadu and Tinubu deployed multiple fighter jets to Benin Republic to bomb coup platters to smitten but will refuse to send same when Christian communities are attacked by Fulani Jihadists. They will send few Fulani soldiers, same people who killed the people after hours the attack is over.

A disgraced country indeed.
Politics › Re: I Saw Victims Of Genocide With My Own Eyes While In Nigeria - US Congressman by hatchy: 3:54pm On Dec 12, 2025
ERockson:
I heard a Bishop that is supposed to defend his people with his voice said genocide cannot be determined by the numbers of people killed but by the intention of the killers
We never knew why he was vocal during the last administration was for his personal gains, now that Tinubu has given him appointment he changed his mouth.

Bishop Kuka have eaten Agbado so he can't say Christian Genocide anymore. His mouth have suddenly become heavy to mention that word.

Shameful.
Politics › Re: I Saw Victims Of Genocide With My Own Eyes While In Nigeria - US Congressman by hatchy: 3:50pm On Dec 12, 2025
shortgun:
My own take is that I don't still understand why Christians will fold their hands and watch uncircumcised bastards subject them to these levels of wickedness.
So if America didn't react that's how they will all be killed?
All the pastors and leaders of the body of Christ are doing is to collect tithe and offerings to enrich themselves, none is defending the church. The Lagos, PH, Abuja and Western billionaire pastors are fake, thieves and criminals.

A disgraced country indeed
Politics › Re: Dangote Refinery Slashes Petrol Price To ₦699 Per Litre by hatchy: 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2025
PDPdestroyer:
Some so-called lovers of Nigeria will be very sad about this grin
Hausa boys have taken over your region. They have even blocked Lagos-Ibadan express way.
Stay online here looking for who to abuse, don't go and rescue your people from your masters.
Islam › Re: Countries With Largest Muslim Population (see List) by hatchy: 10:37am On Dec 12, 2025
Population of trouble and suicide bombers.
Travel › Re: Man Laments As Hausa Boys Block The Lagos–ibadan Expressway (Photos/Video) by hatchy: 9:18am On Dec 12, 2025
mariovito:
Oduduwa is a conquered territory
Reason such babarity can be witnessed in broad daylight.
No, you will not see any of the online bandits talk here anymore. All the Yoruba Muslims supporters of Tinubu administration will avoid this thread because they know that it has to do with their masters.

Indeed, Yorubaland is a conquered territory. You cannot try this in the South South despite how multi ethnic people they are but the fight together over things like this.
Politics › Re: Speaker Amaewhule To Gov Fubara: Be Mature, Stop Throwing Tantrums At Wike by hatchy: 9:05am On Dec 12, 2025
I already said it in previous thread that they will continue the fight, however, this time they will fight themselves since they're won't be the Odilis, Austin Oparas, Celestine Omehias and the rest to bring to the fight.

Nyesom Wike is power drunk and a confusionist who surrounds himself with his likes.
It's unfortunate that Rivers people allow a man like Wike to hold the State like his personal belongings, made worse by the docile governor who betray his people just to retain his position.

Please let no Yoruba Muslim quote me when I'm talking about my State. Talk about yours and how your governor should provide portable water and toilets to your citizens.
Business › Re: Cubana Protecting Our Interest — Amakaeze Siblings Disown Brother’s Claims by hatchy: 7:33am On Dec 12, 2025
tillaman:
Beats my imagination how siblings fight dirty over property!
Once siblings starts getting married ehn the same siblings that once grew up together raised with love and all
Starts showing taliban tendency
Gutted at one another over properties their parent(s) left behind
That is the more reason why a man doesn't need to leave any landed assets or estate for his children, it usually set fire in the family. Better still share everything you have to everyone while alive.

Kola Abiola, Odumegwu Ojukwu, the Emir of Ilorin, these are prominent family battling inheritance in court day and night. It's very pathetic.
Politics › Re: Enugu Earmarks ₦10 Billion For Phase 1 Of 135.4km Rail Project by hatchy: 7:08am On Dec 12, 2025
Weldone Governor Mba, all we pray is for you to continue to have the mindset which you inherited from PDP to work for Ndi Enugu. We also cast and bind the spirit of APC not to possess your mind, body and soul, especially now that you have joined them in the evil coven.

Back to sender to any spirit of Agbado and Balablu which you and your people have never been part of until recently that they tricked you to join them after destroying your party with Wike and his cohorts.

Let every arrow of the witches and wizards of the 30k laptops and defenders of bad governance pointed at your people, which will make them become online and offline f**lish, and irresponsible people be consumed by fire.

Holy Ghooooost Fire!
Crime › Re: EFCC Set To Arraign Former Labour Minister Ngige Over Alleged ₦2.2 Billion Fraud by hatchy: 5:59am On Dec 12, 2025
While I don't support corrupt politicians in all they do to bring this country to it's knees, I however question the sincerity in the fight against corruption by this state institution which has become a tool in the hands of the government that appoints their heads to hunt down dissent voices.

Take a look at the recent arrests and prosecutions ongoing, former AGF Salami, and now former minister of Labour Ngige, hopefully with many others who disagrees with this government lined up to be bullied into submission to sing the evil "on your mandate" chorus.

One wouldn't have any problems if this fight is done holisticaly with the arrest, questioning and genuinely prosecutions of the criminal politicians from the past administration who looted the treasury and bring them to justice rather than this selective witch hunting of those perceived as political foes of Tinubu.

The one party state strategy adopted by Tinubu to hang on to power beyond 2027 is a dangerous tactics and can plunge this country into chaos. Let multi party democracy which we have practiced since 1999 thrive and let there be opposition which spices up democratic governance.
Politics › Re: Senator Natasha Surprises POP Worker With A House He Had No Idea Was His by hatchy: 11:43pm On Dec 11, 2025
bigdawg7:
I'm not impressed, she still needs to apologise to senate president akpabio
Bad belle sadist make you no go hang o.

Anyway, Incase you still want to do it, I sell rope and also do free delivery Nationwide.
Politics › Re: Senator Natasha Surprises POP Worker With A House He Had No Idea Was His by hatchy: 10:38pm On Dec 11, 2025
Akpabio left the group chat (In anger o)
Health › Re: ISRAELI Scientists Achieve 100% Survival Rate In Lymphoma Treatment by hatchy: 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2025
Good one. They're helping save humanity with scientific discoveries, while Iran funds the destruction of it.

Shame on the enemies of God. Shame on Nairaland terrorists sympathisers here. I won't dignify you by mentioning your names but you know yourselves.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole & Ndume Clash During Reno Omokri’s Ambassadorial Screening by hatchy: 8:55pm On Dec 11, 2025
Tjra:
The guy didn't mention Peter Obi. He said my irresponsible father who is a drunken master aka kai kai man.

Dont you know him?
My dear, yes I know your father who used to work in the motor park loading vehicles to Orile.
Is he still alive?
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole & Ndume Clash During Reno Omokri’s Ambassadorial Screening by hatchy: 8:43pm On Dec 11, 2025
seunmsg:
I love the way Omokri’s appointment is giving Obidients and Atiku supporters serious headache. E sweet die grin grin grin
It appears that the engine that keeps you alive depends on how many times you mentions Peter Obi's name in a day. Boy, grow up. A man who doesn't even know about your existence keeps making you behave as if you're suffering from unrecoverable ailments. It's too bad and shameful.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Deputy Governor, Lawrence Ewhrudjakpo Dies by hatchy: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2025
Elzazzi:
Nigeria politics. I think in recent times he has been having issues with his boss. The state house of assembly almost impeached him for not defecting to the APC. He sued them to court and the court halted the process. If not he would have been impeached. It’s well.
Now that he's dead they should carry the office na.
Anywhere APC enters peace disappears. This devilish coven is now going to bring division and hate between brothers in this monolithic state and destroy it if care is not taken.

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