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PoliticsRe: Osun LG Election: Voting Commences by hatchy: 11:17am On Feb 22, 2025
From this peaceful even just like the one conducted in Rivers State last year in same manner and conditions that Police are not present, we can now conclude that election violence, rigging and atrocities are perpetrated by the security agencies in Nigeria particularly the Nigeria Police FORCE. That institution is cursed and filled with 98.9% criminals and armed robbers.

States can now rest from the hands of the criminal Police force and use their own internal and efficient security systems to conduct election.

APC is a Cancer that must be cut off.
PoliticsRe: Osun LG Election: Security Operatives Take Over OSSIEC Headquarters by hatchy: 10:30am On Feb 22, 2025
tishbite43:
Operation Wetie
Wild Wild West
History is repeating itself
Awolowo versus Akintola.

Afonj.a please you people should not plunge this country into chaos, please.
You can do that when I finish harvesting my cassava next year.
CrimeRe: 70 Christians Beheaded In Church In Congo by hatchy: 10:25am On Feb 22, 2025
Christians are Idiots. Where are their leaders that collect tithes and offerings.....criminals.
Christians deserve what they get from these Islamic Jihadists barbarians.

They can't fight back. Big time idiots.
CultureRe: Ilorin Agog As Alhaji Yakubu Gobir Is Turbaned 10th Sarkin Gobir by hatchy: 10:16am On Feb 22, 2025
Greenlandz:
I am proud to be an indigene of Ilorin
We have ye highest number of professors living in the state
We have the highest number of Muslim clerics in the country
👋
...yet the most poverty stricken state. Ilorin that looks like a 1957 village in West Africa.

There is nothing to be proud about Kwara State. A state that have been in existence almost half a century but is not developed, except for religious fanatics and extremists, killing and maiming other people practicing their own religion.

Shame on you.
CultureRe: Ilorin Agog As Alhaji Yakubu Gobir Is Turbaned 10th Sarkin Gobir by hatchy: 10:05am On Feb 22, 2025
This is furtherance of the Jihadists enslavement of the aboriginal Yoruba people. They have subjugated them, enslaved them and annihilated them using Islam. Yorubas who owned the land before Afonj.a betrayer sold his people to the invading Jihadists from Futa Jalon.

Islam, religion of Piss indeed.
PoliticsRe: PDP NWC Never Approved NE, SW Zonal Congresses Tomorrow - Bature by hatchy: 3:43pm On Feb 21, 2025
These are the people who have vowed to kill and bury PDP because of EscoBAT. They continue to create chaos, no matter the efforts put in resolving internal issues in the party.

Posterity will judge Nyesom Wike for all his actions. I know that it will never end well because it has never ended well in such contexts.
PoliticsRe: FG Denies Approving Lagos-abuja Bullet Train Project by hatchy:
All these projects being sighted either in the North and West, leaving out the South East and South South geo political zone is unfair. Even though this particular one is a private partnership, but we know those in government from these regions are the ones pushing it from behind.

We in the SS, the ones that feed the whole country with our resources are left out.
One be one day, Monkey will go to the market but will not return.



Off~ Topica` Commentum'
HBD to GOAT, Dr Dre.
You are a real genius.

HealthRe: These 5 Everyday Habits Are Secretly Damaging Your Kidneys! by hatchy: 3:30pm On Feb 20, 2025
Lalami3232:
cheesy
I sincerely agree with you O.P, you're very correct. But don't you think that not conducting a DNA test when you know that you met her as a non-virgin a.k.a borehole won't just damage the kidney alone but also damage the entire body and spirit. Once again, kudos to you on this comprehensive list. But adding "not conducting DNA test" would have made it a perfect list.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news
Oga please carry this your trashy words out of our way. This is stale.
BusinessRe: Ex-Skye Bank Chair Ayeni Rejects Ex-Mistress’ Daughter by hatchy: 7:17am On Feb 20, 2025
Killerofpigs:
Why the GUY dey fear Paternity Test!!!!

When asked by Alagwu’s lawyer, T. G. Okechukwu, if he would agree to take another test since he rejected the one earlier taken, Ayeni answered in the negative.

This is where it shows that the first Test showed that the slowpoke Ayeni is the father of the child.

Why is he saying the Second test is not required?

Why is he asking that her other lovers come forth? Is that an issue?

If she likes let her sleep with 39billion men..what DNA test will determine..is WHO IS THE FATHER.

Why is Ayeni afraid of a DNA test..to determine who the child belongs to..

The guy is a bloody idiot and must do the needful in the life of the child.

As regards your ethnic baiting . because it's an IGBO woman and a Yoruba man..you want to tag it ethnically abi?

You dey craze..

Nonsense
You are asking why is he afraid, as if you don't know them.....fear fear tribe.
They will only make mouth.

E dey sweet you when you dey nack Ibo woman "thing" not realising that they are powerful with their "nkpong"

Ibo too get sense. Na them fit Yo roba people sef.

Ayeni come and carry your pikin o.
Oloshi!
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Raises Alarm Over ‘City-killer’ Asteroid 2024 YR4 With Lagos In Its Path by hatchy: 12:00am On Feb 20, 2025
Akinboboz:
Why Lagos ?
Because it was built by EscoBAT, an engineer without certification.

Ragos will fall.
Tinubu will go....
Going! going!! Gone!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Oyedepo Jnr And Wife Show Us How To Dress To The Gym As Pastors ! by hatchy: 5:24pm On Feb 19, 2025
Yoruba people and envy. Because that of that other Ibo man, pastor Jerry that is cutting from the church business cake they went to post his pictures online blasting him for dressing in shorts in a gym just to rubbish him.

This people sef.

God bless SS and Not, but punish all Agbadorians
CelebritiesRe: Police Declare Singer Portable Wanted Over Assault On Ogun Officials by hatchy: 8:10am On Feb 18, 2025
This boy is foolish honestly.
PoliticsRe: Sacked Irewole LG Chairman, Remi Abass, Shot Dead In Osun (Photo) by hatchy:
Western Nigeria, 1964
A replay.

Awolowo and Akintola.
It's about to get down.

Rivers State loading.....
Tinubu going
Nigeria gone!
PoliticsRe: Access To Aid Over: Okonjo-Iweala Asks African Leaders To Be Innovative by hatchy: 7:49am On Feb 17, 2025
They need no Aid or Loan, tell that to Tinubu and APC borrow borrow government.

EscoBAT came to power without a blueprint. Just arrogantly opened his smelly mouth wahhhhh like Hippo on his inauguration day and announced "Subsidy is gone" without sitting down in the office to know how the machinery of the Federal government works. All his policies are never well thought out before announcement.

This country is in a big mess. Note that from March and April the Naira will begin it's slide, food inflation will begin to skyrocket.
People should brace for impact. Their lies and propaganda isn't working anymore.

Nigerians are suffering a lot.
Christianity EtcRe: Jerry Eze Wearing Singlet And Small Shorts Like Boxers In Public Is Wrong! by hatchy: 6:18am On Feb 17, 2025
Yorubas hate competitors. They want to drag this Omo Igbo down because he is cutting part of the church cake.
This clothing would have been God's approved it was worn by Adeboye, Oyedepo or Adefarasin.

They are very envious tribe. Yorubas should leave Igbo matters and focus on their Sad Waste and build toilets in their communities.

God bless SS and Ndi Not
CrimeRe: Anambra: Catholic Priest Allegedly Flogs Widow For Asking For Salary Increment by hatchy: 5:51am On Feb 17, 2025
This State sef!
There is no passing week that the State doesn't make news headlines for the wrong reason. I would have suggested that the Elders in the State should meet and discuss, but I just realised that such things doesn't exist in Igbo land, everybody here is independent and behaving as they liked, which is wrong for a society.
A Priest flogging a woman and a teacher in his employ is a criminal offence. The government should step in, get the Priest arrested and prosecuted so as to serve as deterrent to others who would see it as a norm if nothing is done.
PoliticsRe: Probe Weighty Claim USAID Funded Boko Haram, Ndume Tells FG (Video) by hatchy: 5:46am On Feb 17, 2025
Ok
PoliticsRe: Atiku Greets Sowore At 54 by hatchy: 11:11pm On Feb 16, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
Sowore go still tackle you if you like wish him one million birthday
It's not about that, Idiat!
I am not a fan of Atiku but what he did is not about whether he will be attacked by the mad dog or not.

Agbadorian try and get sense it's free.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Nigerians In UK Announce Over Voting Results by hatchy: 11:07pm On Feb 16, 2025
The news headlines is deceptive. It should rather be "Yorubas living in the UK"

Those names there are not a true reflection of Nigerians living in the UK.

As for the election, I won't fault it. Charity they say begins at home.
EscoBAT already set a pace, others follow.

Over to you Mahmood, switch off the server.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal: No Politician With Conscience Will Join APC by hatchy: 12:08pm On Feb 16, 2025
seunmsg:
Under Tambuwal, Sokoto became the poorest state in Nigeria with the highest numbers of people living in multidimensional poverty. Sokoto under him also had the highest percentage of out of school children in Nigeria.

Tambuwal and Atiku are both personally responsible for the problems that have plagued PDP since the 2022 Presidential primary election of the party. Still, he’s trying to lecture us about good governance. Good governance to this idiot simply means a forceful return of the country to Fulani rule and nothing else.
Defender the Defender.

APC miscreants are foolish, therefore all foolish miscreants are APC
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Ali Odefa, Udeh-Okoye Over Forgery As PDP Crisis Heighten by hatchy: 12:01pm On Feb 16, 2025
omoredia:
90 years old man. Smh
Don't mind the foolish professor.
To be educated does not guarantee someone to have common sense, same as it does not mean you'll be rich. We have foolish professors like Soyinka, Soludo, Ayade....
We also have rich illiterates like Portable, but who is foolish.

Soyinka is over rated. He is just a tribal bigoted professor who is foolish fighting Goodluck Jonathan
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Ali Odefa, Udeh-Okoye Over Forgery As PDP Crisis Heighten by hatchy: 11:49am On Feb 16, 2025
It is so shameful that one man is bigger than a political party.
Why can't this party man up and suspend Nyesom Wike is what baffles me.
Does it mean that this country cannot move forward except Wike say so.

Tinubu is using Wike to destroy the PDP to secure his second term. What they don't know is that another idea is brewing.

"While the Goat's plan is how to eat the Okra, but Okra's plan is also how to purge him to death"
TravelRe: FG Approves Kashimbila Cargo/agro-allied Airport Concessioning, Targets 4.1trn by hatchy: 12:11pm On Feb 15, 2025
helinues:
Another one

There are too many for the long time/for the first time stories under this government
24 hours spent.

What a wasted day.
CrimeRe: Girl Badly Beaten, Burnt And Starved By Her Guardian Is Rescued In Lagos(photos) by hatchy: 9:22pm On Feb 14, 2025
This was exactly same issue I and my colleague were discussing in the office earlier today because of a similar issue that happened in the estate where he lives.
After a careful checks on reported incidents like this, it was found that 99% of these wicked acts are perpetrated by Igbo women. Why?
IslamRe: League Of Yorubaland Imams Declares March 1 To Commence Ramadan, Abandons Sultan by hatchy: 8:38pm On Feb 14, 2025
phemmyfour:
A division in the camp of Satan of Sokoto grin
Jehovah punish the fool who made it mandatory for people to accept Islam first before commentum en topica`

All terrorists are Muslims, therefore all Muslims are terrorists.

Fixed!
PoliticsRe: Binance: Allegations By Tigra Gambarya Are False - Reno Omokri by hatchy: 8:29pm On Feb 14, 2025
Prophit:
cool


I didn't make it as ftc today, but I still have a message for you all.


Thunder will fire you if you keep insulting Nigeria
Thunder will fire your mama if you only say bad things about Nigeria.


Haba! Na only we get problem?
Other countries get problem but nobody go hear.

Just because una side never get light for 2 weeks u are online shouting Nigeria is cursed.


You are the one that is cursed.
Hediot! Have you finished ranting?

Oya, Ogun, Sango and Amadioha wipe you and your family...Amin!
PoliticsRe: Binance: Allegations By Tigra Gambarya Are False - Reno Omokri by hatchy: 8:26pm On Feb 14, 2025
NothingDoMe:
Wendell Simlin, don drop quote. 😄😄😄
Don't mind the "Hediot"
Wendell Rino Simlin, are you now the mouthpiece of the government?
At least wait make them announce your appointment first before you begin to act.

Walahi, Daniel Bwala won't like the way Simlin is taking over his job.
EducationRe: UNIZIK Expels female student who assaulted lecturer by hatchy: 2:36pm On Feb 14, 2025
Very prompt action.
She can now go to the brothel where she rightly belongs to be Tik Toking.
BusinessRe: Naira Down To N1,570/$ In Parallel Market by hatchy: 9:56pm On Feb 13, 2025
Angelfrost:
Naira really appreciated from what it was 6 months ago...!

I still remember when a lot of us projected 2,000 Naira to a Dollar by end of 2024.
Check the trend....this is where it was as at this time last year....
Dollar will start it's rise against the Naira from March and April. The Naira will lose much of its value this year because of Politicians buying off FX for election in 2027.

More hard and difficult times ahead.
Brace up for Impact!
BusinessRe: Naira Down To N1,570/$ In Parallel Market by hatchy: 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2025
helinues:
It go soon gbera

I really enjoyed exchanging this week. The rate was fanimorous
Who dash Monkey banana.
Except na thief you go thief that dollars, nothing for you.
You can't be spending 24 hours on Nairaland defending EscoBAT and his wicked government and expect to make money, hard currency for that matter.

O Boy, go look for work do and stop deceiving yourself.

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