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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Unveils Biggest War Drone Named ‘The Gaza’ That Carries Deadly 13-Bombs by hatchy: 9:57pm On Jan 27, 2025*

Boastful Iran.
With all their noise and so-called technology and military hardware they claim to develop, they still shoot down their own air plane without able to differentiate theirs from enemies'

Head Slammers are troublesome people.

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Yenagoa, The Bayelsa State Capital by hatchy: 8:13am On Jan 27, 2025

Even with the oil allocation, the place still looks like a ghetto

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Politics › Re: Mixed Reactions Trail Proposed $500 Tourism Tax For Nigerians In Diaspora by hatchy: 7:12am On Jan 26, 2025

Mynd44:
Note that NIDCOM has rejected this idea which was brought up by a Y**uba man because his brother who is the president lack the knowledge of how to make Nigeria a production and export country. Imagine if this suggestions had come during Jonathan's presidency.

Crime › Re: Detectives Arrest Kenyan Man For Defrauding Nigerian National Of N150m by hatchy: 8:04pm On Jan 25, 2025

GOFRONT:
Wonderful......Kenyan defraud Nigerian

Very surprised. Are you guys sure that it not Nigeriens they defrauded?

I strongly believe that they are trying to report Nigeriens, Not Nigerians.

Career › Re: I Became Happier Immediately After I Left My Banking Job – Nigerian Man by hatchy: 1:54pm On Jan 24, 2025*

That's good decision you made..

Meanwhile, I hope you have made alternative arrangements to cover the gap of the bank salaries because your wife may be happy now but give her four weeks, she would sing a different tone.
Women are in love with money, not in love with Man

No Money, No Honey.

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Education › Re: Maduka University Resumes Academic Activities, Says Admission Is Still Ongoing by hatchy: 6:22am On Jan 23, 2025

Melagros:
COMRADES, the school looks fine, but unfortunately the fees are beyond the rich of many Nigerians

What a shame

It's too early, Oga.

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Family › Re: Parents Gift Daughter Million Naira Fashion House For Her First Birthday (Pics) by hatchy: 5:56am On Jan 23, 2025

Kobicove:
It would have made more sense to open an education endowment fund for her

Even if he opened that educational endowment fund for her you would said, ahhhh! Oga you did wrong. Why don't you open a football academy in her name or mechanic workshop. Nothing would please everybody in the world.
He did what pleases him. When you give birth to yours, open a Catapiller house for the child if you like.

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Education › Re: NUC Upgrades Pharmacy, Physiotherapy, Optometry Degrees To Doctor Status by hatchy: 8:54pm On Jan 22, 2025

localbreed:
3 years ago, I bagged Doctor of pharmacy from Uniben

Thank God for your life.
Please try and carry Hell-Anus along, ok. Get him a cleaner job wherever you're working.
The young man is wasting.

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Education › Re: NUC Upgrades Pharmacy, Physiotherapy, Optometry Degrees To Doctor Status by hatchy: 8:49pm On Jan 22, 2025

helinues:
Good

Have we been having president in the past?

You again!

Rest na, Rest.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Deportation: Trump Authorises Immigration To Raid Hospitals, Churches, Schools by hatchy: 6:17pm On Jan 22, 2025

Hemanwel:
I don't understand Trump's crackdown on immigrants. I am sure this operation is targeted at blacks majorly. Is it that the blacks in the US didn't vote Trump or what? Don't just get it!

Not majorly blacks, but Latinos. He doesn't like Latinos.
He hates Mexico like he hates Africa.

Politics › Re: Can You Name One Thing Nigerians Are Benefitting From This Government? by hatchy: 12:51pm On Jan 22, 2025

YoungLionken:
A lot actually;tribalism, suffering and smiling, hike in food, transportation, etc prices, dwindling economy, to mention a few...

Politics › Re: Can You Name One Thing Nigerians Are Benefitting From This Government? by hatchy: 12:50pm On Jan 22, 2025

Pains and suffering

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Crime › Re: So-Safe Corps Apprehends Ex-Convict With Human Skull In Ogun by hatchy: 10:31pm On Jan 21, 2025

The man himself looks like a dead man already.

Ogun, HEAD-QUARTERS of the Skullars

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Romance › Re: Onlyfans Star Azra Ay Vandan Arrested Over Plan To Sleep With 100 Men In A Day by hatchy: 9:32pm On Jan 21, 2025

This is a welcome development. If nothing is done, it would definitely set a bad precedent.
That was how this LGBTOPXYZ nonsense started. If the government had arrested the situation on time, it wouldn't degenerate to be a norm in the society.

Thank you, Moralis de Policia `en Tùrkiye da Islamica Aradùm.
Tĥè Foŕnitica da Population èn mèss.

School na scam geng won't understand the last paragraph.
grin

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Politics › Re: Residents Rush To Scoop Groundnut Oil As Tanker Overturns In Niger State by hatchy: 7:31pm On Jan 21, 2025

Nazgul:
Even if it was fuel, they'll still rush to scoop it. Nigerians are annoyingly stubborn and never learn from past mistakes.

That was the reason they s(elected) Tinubu, even though we suffered so much under Buhari.
Nigerians never learn from the past.

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Politics › Re: $32 Million "Nigeria House" In Manhattan Built In 1993 by hatchy: 2:58pm On Jan 21, 2025

KenghisKhan:
E fine Sha, but why them no replicate this kind building for Nigeria?

Which electricity do you want to use to power the building? The lift will constantly get people trapped and killed whenever Nepa takes their light, and the alternative generator power will never work because of poor maintenance due to corruption. A snake would have swallowed the money meant for the maintenance.

Politics › Re: FG Approves Bola Ahmed Tinubu Polytechnic In Abuja by hatchy: 12:45pm On Jan 21, 2025*

EmperorCaesar:

We should even rename 1/3 of our monuments after him

PBAT, father of New Nigeria

BATeria, Is that what you people discussed in that your WhatsApp group?

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Girl And Her Boyfriend Over Murder Of Her 10 Years Old Sister by hatchy: 10:15pm On Jan 20, 2025

We have lost the humanity in us.

Meanwhile, January alone has recorded so many deaths than last six months combined.
What is happening?

Travel › Re: What I learnt About The Airport Water Salute by hatchy: 8:57pm On Jan 20, 2025

jjbest123:
Anyways,I am happy you learnt something,it's not new to us though.

Have you been to the airport before?

BATeria!

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Politics › Re: Suspended Edo LG Chairmen: Abuja Court Declines Jurisdiction by hatchy: 2:59pm On Jan 20, 2025

Wike in the mud. The case of the defected members of Rivers State house of Assembly who have lost their seat will be returned to Federal High Court in PH.
There and then, Fubara will stone the judges with amout of money they cannot resist.
That same coin Wike used in paying others will be used to pay him.

Wike and the 20 Committee of friends, Otilo

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Politics › Re: NLC Faults Fresh Petrol Price Hike, Says FG Insensitive by hatchy: 5:47am On Jan 20, 2025

He is not known as T-Pain for nothing.
I have told my family and friends to brace up because this year will be toughest. All the propaganda aren't working and their lies are being exposed one after the other.

Between Tuesday and Friday last week, the Federal government thru the CBN have decimated over 460 million dollars of our reserves to support the Naira. The Naira is being supported but for how long?
They lied to us in 2014, they continue lying to us till this 2025.

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Politics › Re: Soludo Removes Obi Of Onitsha As Chairman, Anambra Traditional Rulers Council by hatchy: 9:38pm On Jan 19, 2025

Hellinus:
Shut up for once

Did you sniff "Solution" too?

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Politics › Re: Soludo Removes Obi Of Onitsha As Chairman, Anambra Traditional Rulers Council by hatchy: 9:33pm On Jan 19, 2025

franchasofficia:
Charles Soludo - Sniff Solution
Hopeless Uzodinma - UGM sponsor
Okezie Ikpeazu - Mumu Man. Likes food and looks foolish
Theodore Orji - Dibia man. Doesn't look like politician
Ikedi Ohakim - Fraudstar
Rochas Okorocha - Very idiotic and foolish at the same time.

These are the most useless Governors to ever emerge from the Southeast.

Soludo's case is heartbreaking because we Igbos expected him do better than this.

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Education › Re: Help A Brother Transition From Engineering To Radiography by hatchy: 9:19pm On Jan 19, 2025

lahify:
Good evening everyone, I am a graduate of civil engineering with a (2.2) Hons, please how do I transition from engineering to a masters degree in radiography. Thank you in anticipation of your helpful insights and responses

Rediography is a branch of medical science. You'll start all over again, or at most from 2nd year.
That's my thoughts, I may be wrong though.

Politics › Re: 'That I Supported It before doesn't Make It Right' - Wike opposes State Police by hatchy: 8:54pm On Jan 19, 2025

yarimo:
Well said Mr WIKE, state police is no no for nigeria system where governor sees themselves as another God, With state police the state governor will determine who will laugh and who will not in the state or you will be arrested by the Governor apponted police commissioner in the state

See your life?

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Travel › Re: First Rain Of The Year: Did It Rain In Your Area Today? by hatchy: 8:49pm On Jan 19, 2025

JAOS:
Yes it did rain 🙂

Over 2 hours in PH.
Information from Enugu indicates that there was rain fall too.

The beginning of the starting of Heat Waves.

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Politics › Re: Soludo Removes Obi Of Onitsha As Chairman, Anambra Traditional Rulers Council by hatchy: 8:43pm On Jan 19, 2025

Soludo must be sniffing a very strong "Solution" which is never good for his mental health.
Man haven't achieved much since he became governor. Anambra is worse than he met it, and yet, man talks too much.
Professor Ayade and Soludo are on the same level. Failures in governance.

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Politics › Re: Despite Row With Niger, FG Forges Ahead With Kano-maradi Rail Project by hatchy: 7:10pm On Jan 19, 2025

Typing:
T

...For T-Pain

Politics › Re: Despite Row With Niger, FG Forges Ahead With Kano-maradi Rail Project by hatchy: 7:09pm On Jan 19, 2025

PressMyButton:
My foolishness in supporting this wicked Tinubu administration is out of this world. I am so foolish such that I am beyond redemption, even though i am working hard herr on Nairaland for my 30k monthly salary and 3k data, yet I remain stupid.

Politics › Re: Governor Soludo Unveils Anambra Homeland Security Law 2025 by hatchy: 5:31pm On Jan 19, 2025*

Confused Governor. Too much talk with very little on ground to show. Speak big big grammar like that past Cross River state Governor, Ayade.
All his budgets were tagged with big big names like, Budget of Quantum Leap, Budget of Kinetic Infinito, Budget of Gigantic Eruption, Budget of the Big bang gravitational pull.
He is also a professor like Soludo.
They know nothing about politicking and governance, which are two distinct areas of endeavours.

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