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RomanceRe: Lady Asks A Man To Send His Account Details For A Full Refund After A Date (pix) by hatchy: 11:32pm On Dec 13, 2025
Racheal45:
This girl na glutton if na she actually
See Watin person chop na 😂😂😂😂
She's paying for what both of them consumed..
The young man should know that going out on a date doesn't mean that you're in a relationship.

However, any girl going on such journey should minimise what you take that day because not everyone will take that, after spending.
PoliticsRe: Tech Expert Challenges Minister’s Claims Of Bandits Using ‘call Bouncers’ by hatchy: 10:11pm On Dec 13, 2025
madridguy:
Anyone with just common sense will know what Bosun said is nothing but nonsense.
Is he not part of what your demigod who is a drug baron assembled as his team, why are you saying this?

Shameful for already disgraced country
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Senior Hamas Official, Raed Saad In Deadly Gaza Strike by hatchy: 9:57pm On Dec 13, 2025
The Muslim fanatical Jihadists are mad but the cure of that madness is a greater madness by the Jews on them.

Only Israel have the antidote to this Jihadists blood letting.

The picture below says a thousand words. If you know you know!

PoliticsRe: Turaki, Ex-Governors, PDP Leaders, Obasanjo In Closed-Door Meeting by hatchy: 5:24pm On Dec 13, 2025
yarimo:
Former this former that in makinde dead PDP, babangida aliyu can't win any polling unit anywhere in Niger state, turaki can't win any polling unit in kebbi state.
Don't mind them, lazy politicians. They can't even win elections if conducted in their homes.

Please tell your 30k people in your WhatsApp group not to bother themselves because these men have no electoral values and have nothing to offer. They're all failures.

E go dey clear soonest, don't worry.
PoliticsRe: Turaki, Ex-Governors, PDP Leaders, Obasanjo In Closed-Door Meeting by hatchy: 5:20pm On Dec 13, 2025
madridguy:
PDP members should stop wasting their time thinking they can bounce back. PDP era is gone for good.
See who is talking. Fear don kee una. What's making you guys to tremble....ordinary meeting?

Any mention of PDP, Peter Obi, ADC, you all will run back to your WhatsApp group to get update on what propaganda you're gonna spin.

Don't be afraid, they wont take Bola's seat from him. They're all wasting their time, OK.
PoliticsRe: 2027: No Automatic Ticket For Peter Obi – Labour Party by hatchy: 4:43pm On Dec 13, 2025
SonOfDSoil01:
🤣🤣🤣PDP? Which fraction of the pdp?
One doesn't need a suit sayer to know that almost all the people defending Tinubu for 30k stipend are uneducated and failures in whatever endeavours they find themselves.

Just imagine the kind of person that we'll engage in a national discourse.

It's really a shame.
PoliticsRe: 2027: No Automatic Ticket For Peter Obi – Labour Party by hatchy: 4:34pm On Dec 13, 2025
Jayhome24:
Obi nor get party na.

Pls L dash obi your ticket again we show him some senses make buddy tel am.

We wan make sure say Sowore, imomulen, apga man beat him to a 6th position and that is what we are going to do and still follow him to Florida or Paris or Supreme court and still beat him blue black as we did in 202e.

Pls bring him on we are happiy waiting for him.
I wonder why kids like you do engage in matters that are way beyond your comprehension and mental capacity. From what you wrote here it's obvious that you're still in junior secondary school. You are one of those who have access to your mother's phone with Internet, come here to debate with adults way older to be your parents. I blame you not but Seun who wouldn't make Nairaland 18 years minimum entry platform.
PoliticsRe: 2027: No Automatic Ticket For Peter Obi – Labour Party by hatchy: 4:19pm On Dec 13, 2025
duro4chang:
Why is he even looking for automatic ticket? A very lazy man. Obi is empty . He is not confident of himself
Everybody is entitled to his opinion. It's only the man himself who knows what his mind is, his plans and target. He may dump the party tomorrow and move to another one that isn't hostile.
Afterall LP was little known before he joined them and brought them to limelight. There are many smaller unknown parties in Nigeria today that will gladly welcome him and boooom their visibility increases overnight.
RomanceRe: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by hatchy: 10:44am On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
Long story cut✂ down, it was her husband that first returns home hmmmmmm
hmmmmmm I have to fly back to school (PH) the following morning

I only told my cousin that I get serious test to write that morning 9am and I must be in ph by 7.45am
Your English is very terrible. I can't believe I'm reading what a supposed undergraduate wrote.
PoliticsRe: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by hatchy: 10:18am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday
58 but looking 78 because of too much alcohol and troublesome blood in his veins.

Nothing to celebrate here please.
PoliticsRe: ADC: We Are Concerned Obi, Atiku Not Working Together Ahead Of 2027 by hatchy: 7:17am On Dec 13, 2025
IJAYA001:
Don't expect Peter Obi if automatic ticket is not available, the man doesn't like to contest primary. Anytime he sees primary he runs like bolt.
Agbadorian spotted.


Peter Obi is not like every other Nigerian politicians that you know. He is a shift of the regular people you have in Nigerian politics who don't have shame and principles who will go all out to spend billions of Naira and dollars to bribe delegates to win primary election.He wont do that.

If the Primaries will not be conducted in a free and fair process, then make una carry una party go. Give it to Atiku, no issues.
PoliticsRe: ADC: We Are Concerned Obi, Atiku Not Working Together Ahead Of 2027 by hatchy: 7:00am On Dec 13, 2025
Obi cannot deputise Atiku, never
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Maritime Authority Denies Registration Of Supertanker Seized By U.S.A by hatchy: 6:59am On Dec 13, 2025
Since 2015, anything the government come out to deny turns out to be truth.
The US should know better that the Oil tanker belongs to Nigerian politicians and traditional rulers from the North, in collaboration with men of the Armed forces.
It is not a hidden fact that the security forces in collaboration with politicians and traditional rulers and politicians from the North are majorly involved in this oil thievery.
PoliticsRe: No Christian Or Muslim Genocide In Nigeria, President Tinubu Insists by hatchy: 6:47am On Dec 13, 2025
This Man is not fit to be president and does not have the capacity to govern a complex entity like Nigeria.

In the face of all the targeted killings of a Christians and sacking of people from their ancestrial homeland, yet a leader who is supposed to protect is denying it so that he will be reappointed in 2027, and also not to come in collision with the Muslim North
InvestmentRe: Is This Financial Blunder Or Wise Decision? by hatchy: 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2025
Wrong decision because the organisation can go bankrupt and wind up. They're protected by law.

Collect one million dollars, invest and reap much more than that money you'll collect in a lifetime in ten years or even less.
PoliticsRe: I'm Number 1 In Rivers APC, 2027 Election Will Be Smooth Ride For Tinubu -Fubara by hatchy: 9:13pm On Dec 12, 2025
Nteogwuija:
Comrade, 2090 is too soon. Tinubu till year 3000.

We'll teach them politics 101 until they learn the hard way. grin grin
Too many kids in this forum. You guys don't sleep?
Kids, it's time for you to go to bed, ok.
PoliticsRe: I'm Number 1 In Rivers APC, 2027 Election Will Be Smooth Ride For Tinubu -Fubara by hatchy: 9:11pm On Dec 12, 2025
Heffalump:
I pity you and your generation if you think this is the way to practice democracy in a civilized world.
Too much pain lies ahead for you. The Americans we copy as leaders of democracy don't reduce themselves to this animalistic behavior we call politics in Nigeria. How can a president who calls himself Democrat, decide to plant stooges and hand twist governors to decamp to his party so as to rig the election for him. Does he even know that God can call him home tomorrow, while plotting all these dirty games.

Spits and walk away!
I understand your pains, take it easy man.....just take it easy. Everything will be fine las las.

I am anti APC too but I don't allow any of these things they're doing here in Nigeria in the name of politics to hurt me the way you're going. Just take care of yourself and your family, that's all.
PoliticsRe: I'm Number 1 In Rivers APC, 2027 Election Will Be Smooth Ride For Tinubu -Fubara by hatchy: 9:04pm On Dec 12, 2025
Fubara should assert his political prowess now or never. He should plan and work underground with the party national chairman and displace Wike's camp and impeach the current speaker of the house so as to stamp his authority. He should be ready to grease palms and load their babanriga for such show.

Nyesom Wike is now a partyless man who is neither here or there. He is at his low now and this is the time for Fubara to strike before Wike finally join APC.
PoliticsRe: Residents Cry Out As Insecurity Spreads To South-west, Slam Tinubu’s Silence by hatchy: 4:32pm On Dec 12, 2025
dederocs:
Governors arm your hunters and employ more forests guards,stop waiting for the docile president.
You have said it all
PoliticsRe: If We Enforce Anti-Corruption Laws, 90% Of Nigerians Will Be In Jail - EFCC by hatchy: 4:22pm On Dec 12, 2025
Who made this statement, EFCC or ICPC?
The heading is saying something different from the main body of the news.

But come to think of it, why would an agency responsible for fighting corruption come out to make such statement. You were set up to send corrupt people to jail, not pampering them. Do your job or give way for someone to do it.
PoliticsRe: I Saw Victims Of Genocide With My Own Eyes While In Nigeria - US Congressman by hatchy: 4:05pm On Dec 12, 2025
cr7lomo:
Lol. Ribadu been think say as the main de smile with am , e go give report wey go favour am... Tinubu and his aggressive family should kiss 2927 goodbye
You can imagine how Ribadu and Tinubu deployed multiple fighter jets to Benin Republic to bomb coup platters to smitten but will refuse to send same when Christian communities are attacked by Fulani Jihadists. They will send few Fulani soldiers, same people who killed the people after hours the attack is over.

A disgraced country indeed.
PoliticsRe: I Saw Victims Of Genocide With My Own Eyes While In Nigeria - US Congressman by hatchy: 3:54pm On Dec 12, 2025
ERockson:
I heard a Bishop that is supposed to defend his people with his voice said genocide cannot be determined by the numbers of people killed but by the intention of the killers
We never knew why he was vocal during the last administration was for his personal gains, now that Tinubu has given him appointment he changed his mouth.

Bishop Kuka have eaten Agbado so he can't say Christian Genocide anymore. His mouth have suddenly become heavy to mention that word.

Shameful.
PoliticsRe: I Saw Victims Of Genocide With My Own Eyes While In Nigeria - US Congressman by hatchy: 3:50pm On Dec 12, 2025
shortgun:
My own take is that I don't still understand why Christians will fold their hands and watch uncircumcised bastards subject them to these levels of wickedness.
So if America didn't react that's how they will all be killed?
All the pastors and leaders of the body of Christ are doing is to collect tithe and offerings to enrich themselves, none is defending the church. The Lagos, PH, Abuja and Western billionaire pastors are fake, thieves and criminals.

A disgraced country indeed
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Slashes Petrol Price To ₦699 Per Litre by hatchy: 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2025
PDPdestroyer:
Some so-called lovers of Nigeria will be very sad about this grin
Hausa boys have taken over your region. They have even blocked Lagos-Ibadan express way.
Stay online here looking for who to abuse, don't go and rescue your people from your masters.
IslamRe: Countries With Largest Muslim Population (see List) by hatchy: 10:37am On Dec 12, 2025
Population of trouble and suicide bombers.
TravelRe: Man Laments As Hausa Boys Block The Lagos–ibadan Expressway (Photos/Video) by hatchy: 9:18am On Dec 12, 2025
mariovito:
Oduduwa is a conquered territory
Reason such babarity can be witnessed in broad daylight.
No, you will not see any of the online bandits talk here anymore. All the Yoruba Muslims supporters of Tinubu administration will avoid this thread because they know that it has to do with their masters.

Indeed, Yorubaland is a conquered territory. You cannot try this in the South South despite how multi ethnic people they are but the fight together over things like this.
PoliticsRe: Speaker Amaewhule To Gov Fubara: Be Mature, Stop Throwing Tantrums At Wike by hatchy: 9:05am On Dec 12, 2025
I already said it in previous thread that they will continue the fight, however, this time they will fight themselves since they're won't be the Odilis, Austin Oparas, Celestine Omehias and the rest to bring to the fight.

Nyesom Wike is power drunk and a confusionist who surrounds himself with his likes.
It's unfortunate that Rivers people allow a man like Wike to hold the State like his personal belongings, made worse by the docile governor who betray his people just to retain his position.

Please let no Yoruba Muslim quote me when I'm talking about my State. Talk about yours and how your governor should provide portable water and toilets to your citizens.
BusinessRe: Cubana Protecting Our Interest — Amakaeze Siblings Disown Brother’s Claims by hatchy: 7:33am On Dec 12, 2025
tillaman:
Beats my imagination how siblings fight dirty over property!
Once siblings starts getting married ehn the same siblings that once grew up together raised with love and all
Starts showing taliban tendency
Gutted at one another over properties their parent(s) left behind
That is the more reason why a man doesn't need to leave any landed assets or estate for his children, it usually set fire in the family. Better still share everything you have to everyone while alive.

Kola Abiola, Odumegwu Ojukwu, the Emir of Ilorin, these are prominent family battling inheritance in court day and night. It's very pathetic.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Earmarks ₦10 Billion For Phase 1 Of 135.4km Rail Project by hatchy: 7:08am On Dec 12, 2025
Weldone Governor Mba, all we pray is for you to continue to have the mindset which you inherited from PDP to work for Ndi Enugu. We also cast and bind the spirit of APC not to possess your mind, body and soul, especially now that you have joined them in the evil coven.

Back to sender to any spirit of Agbado and Balablu which you and your people have never been part of until recently that they tricked you to join them after destroying your party with Wike and his cohorts.

Let every arrow of the witches and wizards of the 30k laptops and defenders of bad governance pointed at your people, which will make them become online and offline f**lish, and irresponsible people be consumed by fire.

Holy Ghooooost Fire!

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