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RomanceRe: Ladies! Does Keeping Your Virginity Till Marriage Make You A Better Person?? by Hautside(m): 7:37pm On Aug 23, 2017
supersystemsng:
Many ladies are virgins o..way many..
No doubt but what percentage of these ladies are virgins? Even some of the virgins sef are virgin prostitutes!!! hahahaha
RomanceRe: How Involved Should A Guy Be In Taking Care Of His Girlfriend's Financial Needs? by Hautside(m): 7:33pm On Aug 23, 2017
All na luck!!! If you like take care of her 100% and if you like no give am shishi, If she go like you, she go like you.

Relationship takes 2. You should both take care of each other.If she needs financial support, support her with what you have and when its your turn, she should support you too. Dont take responsibility of anything,before marriage, because everything na luck. Even life and love!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies! Does Keeping Your Virginity Till Marriage Make You A Better Person?? by Hautside(m): 7:24pm On Aug 23, 2017
In an insane society where promiscuity makes you famous, I doubt!!!
RomanceRe: What Parts Of A Man's Body Does A Lady Like To Touch? by Hautside(m): 7:23pm On Aug 23, 2017
I think the part the babes like differ with the individuals. Dont be surprised a lady can fall for you just because of your nose! They are very funny!!!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Finds Love On Facebook, About To Get Married (Photos) by Hautside(m): 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2017
Congrats jare. Love can be found anywhere even during burial ceremony. cheesy
RomanceRe: 8 People Who Died During Sex by Hautside(m): 7:19pm On Aug 23, 2017
baronchuks:
Always afonjas....they love honey pot like kilode....RIP to they honey poters
We no be mumu nah!! Na una "Igbos" get money. Make una dey show boss on una babes and we go dey help una knack them!

#simple!
#Lobatan
RomanceRe: 8 People Who Died During Sex by Hautside(m): 7:17pm On Aug 23, 2017
They ought to be remembered!!
RomanceRe: se by Hautside(m): 7:11pm On Aug 23, 2017
MaxkidOFFICIAL:
Actually I had sex for the first time ... And I didn't even last for up to 3 minutes .. now I want to ask does it mean I have premature ejaculation ? Or is it normal not to last long on the first time.. and what can I do to be able to last longer in times to come ... advise oo let me start now to find solutions
It is called "first time syndrome".... Infact, your 3 minutes na exaggeration. Am sure you no pass 5 "jacking"....Its just normal bro. Next time, you need to start with fore-play(learn to remove your mind from the act during this,else u go pour for body)...U must make sure the babes enjoyment is of priority. U must learn to get her weak point first, ensure she gets so high and beg for u to insert. Then, trust me, you dont have to do much work.

Keys:1: Ensure she cums first or tells you she is tired before you think of cuming
2..Desist from too much beer and minerals
3: Try plastic origin and energy drink. No take am too much o else, you go sleep ontop o!
4: Try to determine if she likes it hard or "slow and steady"
5: Learn to ask her if she is enjoying it.( Communicate. it is called fun!)
6: Always do delay tactics.remove ur joystick when u feel ure coming. go back to pre-intimacy and then change style.

I don try!! lol
RomanceRe: $100m Not To Have Sex Ever Again In Your Life, Would You ACCEPT? by Hautside(m): 6:56pm On Aug 23, 2017
Lalas247:
100million if £ I will think about it
But for dollars nah it's not worth it grin
I doubt because wetin u go do with the 100 million pounds sef?
RomanceRe: $100m Not To Have Sex Ever Again In Your Life, Would You ACCEPT? by Hautside(m): 6:55pm On Aug 23, 2017
Amarabae:
100% YES.
Cucumber will be used as susbtitude,
the money is too much,
lols
If he no be panadol, e no fit be like panadol. E fit just be the same white "melecine"
RomanceRe: Do Girls “cum" By Mere Looking At Guys by Hautside(m): 6:53pm On Aug 23, 2017
I doubt because even with marathon sex sef, most girls no dey cum!!!
RomanceRe: How To Get Married On A 20k Salary! by Hautside(m): 6:52pm On Aug 23, 2017
Op, do you mean 20k dollars?

I doubt if even a single man can thrive in Nigeria with 20k naira monthly. You even added tithe . hahahahahaha

No beer
No internet subscription
No babes subscription
Feeding go be 0 1 hmmm(hmm can be "dundun" for night)
Infact, the money no reach coppers sef.
Haba! You are wicked!
RomanceRe: If Your Spouse Ex Brings This Range-Rover On Your Wedding Day (Photo) by Hautside(m): 1:36am On Feb 23, 2016
This one wey "dollar don cost"!!!! we will sell it, buy 2 Toyota Camry(2010) and use the rest money for better thing. If i hear say I vex grin grin
PoliticsRe: What The NewYork Times Said About Nigerians. Photo Attached. by Hautside(m): 12:50am On Feb 12, 2016
If you can score an "A" in "O level chemistry" while studying in Nigeria (where they only tell you in class that Cu is blue in colour and Aluminium doesnt react with Trioxonitrate v acid), What will you score in Newyork? (where you get to see Cu yourself and also witness these reactions in the laboratory). Its easier to remember what you see than what you are taught.

Whites cant attend our public schools here and pass the way we do.

We are more intelligent. The problem is just that the play ground is not leveled...LOL
FashionRe: Rate This My Picture And The Tailor That Sewed the cloth? by Hautside(m): 12:28am On Feb 12, 2016
The Op looks like my barber in Ihiala (where I did my NYSC).

That town has very good tailors!!!

#Missingtheirswagz#
EducationRe: Picture Of Examination Hall In Saudi Arabia by Hautside(m): 2:32am On Dec 30, 2015
Trust Nigerians to come with take-away plastics.
Politics2015.... by Hautside(op): 2:13am On Dec 30, 2015
Having done a small survey and comparison with the previous year among my network and peeps, I "think" 2015 has been more fruitful in terms of finance, achievements etc... I am not saying the economy is better or things are cheaper. It seems things got tough but people got tougher in their approach to succeed.

Whats your side on this? How is it at your end?


"Make them sell fuel for #500/litre and cement for #3000 per bag, I will be a landlord in 2016 and some people will buy more expensive cars"
Stay positive and Believe in God.

Happy new year in advance.
PoliticsRe: Media Giving Oxygen To Boko Haram, Says Lai by Hautside(m): 1:58am On Dec 30, 2015
If they are giving them oxygen why don't you give them carbon-dioxide? #Cluelessness#

Only God can change Nigeria. Not a party!
RomanceRe: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by Hautside(m): 1:47am On Dec 30, 2015
Who are these people?Are they in the new 10,000 naira note?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Will This Affect Me When Searching For A Job? by Hautside(m): 1:42am On Dec 30, 2015
No. Your name! When you have God and a very strong link, you class of degree is irrelevant!!!

asiwaju87:
In nigeria today, the only thinga an employer want to see is ur class of degree bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Will This Affect Me When Searching For A Job? by Hautside(m): 1:41am On Dec 30, 2015
Where is the job sef?
RomanceRe: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Hautside(m):
"Can I be your assistant boyfriend"? If the lady says she has a boyfriend...lol
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by Hautside(m): 1:24am On Dec 30, 2015
Let their female friends teach them or they stick to adult films.

MzzTega:
Nobody wants a Virgin.
They are all looking for the experienced ones.
Who will now teach the virgins?
Christianity EtcDelay Is Not Denial!!! by Hautside(op):
Delay is a situation in which something happens later than it should.It brings dejection when it is at the extreme! Perhaps you are worried because most of your childhood friends have achieved more success and it still looks like you are stagnant or moving at a very slow pace? All your mates are married and blessed with kids but you are still single? You have no Job after several years of graduating from the institution? Everybody else in your office has been promoted but the company will not just look at your side? Whatever the delay is,It is normal to be worried and human to be bothered but I will reacquaint you with this phrase "DELAY IS NOT DENIAL"

I ask myself these questions: (IN THE BIBLE) Why did God wait for 38 years before healing that man beside the pool of Bethesda when He knew he will be healed? Where was Jesus all those years? Why was his healing delayed? Why did God decide to bless Job's latter end than his former? Why was his blessing delayed? No one dare question Gods timings! there are Gods timings for everything.When your time comes,it will be worth the wait.God has a way of compensating for those wasted years. Dont relent,now is not the time to give up,your time has come! You just need to push a little further.Stay focused,Persevere, hold on to God,pray and ‪#‎JUSTBELIEVE‬#


"Lifting souls and strengthening the weak"

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