₦airaland Forum

Samtenjor:
Hello house the swearing in was sweet in zamfara tsafe camp although the female soldeirs had to cut my bracelets and collect my wrist watch from me.

mlanreh:
I was actually thinking GL was going to hit 2,000 Post's but now I don't see that coming and also I guess the other thread that was created for 16/B/S2 caused it. But bro u know hw bad some people felt when it finally dawned on them that they have to wait extra month nd DJ Kaza and his team have just decided to leave everyone in the dark.

chiefojiji:
teetommie, 888com, phunmz. with 3 ghosts .

Graceland turns dryland.

but how people forgot their foundation so soon irony of life

GiggsTk:
True
You still fit sow new cloth with that money

Dotman2210:
Good evening fellow gentlemen corp member
Dotman reporting from Ekiti,Had a great time at NCCF today,the service was awesome.
Here in Ekiti our Soldiers are kinda friendly now regarding how many photocopies of documents one should do,the truth is several misinformation are flying around the highest no of photocopies I did was 10,some 5,7 like that at registration point only my original documents were checked and they were given back to,for have only use one photocopy of my call-up letter and ID card for account opening,
It was 8passport that was on the call-up letter though its okay to have more,so far ve used four out mine and its not compulsory is red background,its no news that things are expensive in mammy so get all the necessities before going,
Goodnight beautiful people

guruvicawelt:
so woke up d normal time i wake @home because ah dint hear d trumpet means there wasnt any morning drill so i went to catholic church(not ma church tho) coming back i continued ma sleep and woke up arund 2pm still no afternoon drills so ah became complacent with d day like twas a holiday. was in d hostel and d heat was much so decided to take an afternoon shower, was in d bathroom wen i started hearing d trupmet, wtf i was shocked i had tot der wasnt gonna b any drills. omehn i rushed back to d hostel to quickly wear ma kit by then i was already 20mins late. omehn dey made me sit in d sun without cap for 30mins before i went to join ma mates for rehearsals thats when i remembered, them go swear for us 2moro(swearing in iz 2moro) omehn i neva shape ma agbada trousers.. hmmm plz guyz try and buy like 3whites and shorts.. u will need it.. u wear kit everywere.. and it gets dirty easilily

habbyy03:
not really....
but man go survive na

GiggsTk:
@haychay, na so we see am o. It's the shirt and trousers together.

chiefojiji:
can't we lodge for hotel ni and be coming from dere inside camp for drilling


that boy that laminated his statement of result need a cane!


Haychay, what's the name of the boy sef?

guruvicawelt:
hehehe choi which kian person u b ur own done pass king solo o, anyhow sha u go buy anoda big bag of cd when u wan leave... omehn those man o war guyz dem badt gan.. wen i been they come back to hostel yesternite arund dah kian 1pm naim i see one of them dey come out from one corner wit one babe oboy i no fit provoke ni.. them dey take wetin belong to us..

habbyy03:
u sound like an ajebutter.....

guruvicawelt:
omehn no b only u o.. it feels like ma toes wanna pull off.. in our camp they made it compulsory to always be on ur full white kit even when u want to fetch water, mehn i just try to minimize ma going out o cus i cant keep wearing shoe each time i wanna go out even to just go buy water. this soldiers there rules are too much self, ordinary forgetting to wear tag is a crime o, this fvcktard just kept me till 1am yesternite o for just forgetting to were tag wen i went to fetch water for bathing since arund 10:30pm and they were enjoying their day with drilling us. d most annoying rule is "u must remove ur cap wenever u want to eat,drink,sit.. i tire for them.. aside that i think ur rite people should go buy a comfortable shoe esp rubber shoe.. i would have prefered an oversized shoe, mayb the pains will reduced..

promise044:
Pls wot date is stream 2?

bravolyk:
To all those in camp already do they accept laminated statement of results cos i laminated mine

guruvicawelt:
thanks.. i hail o

GiggsTk:
Things are extremely expensive o
Buy the things you can from home
Your waist pouch, ID card holder, buy everything "carryable" along o...I mean it, things are expensive...most things are almost twice their original prices.
Earlier, adjusting your khaki was 2000 naira here, but I hear say e don reduce to 1000 naira now....thanks to God say I carry needle and thread come

guruvicawelt:
so today i heard d sound of d trumpet as early as 5am and ah knew twas time for morning devotion which only took 30mins buh we had to wait for Nigeria to wake up by 6:00(according to camp commandant) so from 6am the drills started while we were singing one annoying song replying them military guys question "who send u" with "na me send maself" mehn people were fainting.. in diz days i pity them aje butter babes.. so after that we went for breakfast ie sapele water(tea) with bread so i and jessica(ma new frnd, d foreign trained bae ah talked about sometime ago) werent willing to eat buh due to recesion in ma pocket i ditched d ideal of going to mami market for food buh jessy insisted and said she will pay ma bills(and guys are like gals cant pay for a guys meal) omehn u wan try ah accept o abi make hungry kee me ni .. then we did sanitation, b4 we know twas already 12pm time for afternoon drills. mehn i was freaking tired and could have fainted mehn i escaped o. and acted like i havnt done reg so basically i dint partake in 12pm drills and am glad.. so by 2pm drills were over and time for lunch, mehn i was already in d hostel @1330hr sleeping and so ah missed d lunch.. tho wouldnt have eaten it anyways twas beans(toilet factor) buh i dint show up as me and jessy agreed earlier to meet @lunch. woke up 4:00pm wen twas time for evening drills tried escaping buh i was caught and did some frog jump to d parade grown after which we went for dinner, well am just coming back... my day iz not yet tru cus welcome parry night on board.. buh aint coming back for 2day. GLanders i hail o.. u guys should chill stream 2 gonna b bera

awakeuche:
Day 2 yall, i woke up around 2:30am to prepare for the 4am drill, i have always been a fitness type of guy so it was no problem adjusting to the regimented lifestyle. Drill commences as promised and we get hosted by the liveliest camp coordinator, the soldiers here are completely different from the rough uncouth lot i am used to..... Registration still going on even now, anyhow i forcefully included myself for the SAED program as an instructor to help lecture civil engineers and architects... Tommorow is our camp welcome party and the camp coordinator has promised to bring Nigeria's biggest artiste, there's buzz about the party everywhere..... For the first time yall i kept on staring at massive asses, it was everywhere.... God, yall need to see these babes, and they surprisingly are nicer to relate with than their hotness suggests..... Anyway as promised i will keep yall updated....

paris123:
They just came there to steal their joy

paris123:
Who cares about pictures...you can take pictures once you're out

aBbiie25:
Choi Haychay, this kind passing ehn. Kindly help us confirm that all is well.

paris123:
Just saw it now, hope they are sef sha

monniyi:
aaaah Oh my God
Are the corpers okay

surpriseMe:
Ha! hope u guys are safe o?

paris123:
I didn't go, can't go to zamfara.

mcmind:
Today's moring parade was awesome

But I hardly heard what the guy was saying

We sha go knw everything one day

Rivers making sense

chumaster:
Taraba sef, Imagine a new camp barely 3 years old with horible toilets. Our space that houses 24 people can only shamefully boast of only one (onto no other choice) working bathroom that is no different from hausa-bush-bathroom

Now what I dread most is bathing inside the bathroom cos it looks like Agulu lake.

Why from 17 days to 3 weeks again

fairlyusedpant:
omalicha nwa, see as you are shinning like the moon, are you from london, because your beauty looks vewi vewi familiar, infact and inshort, let me introduce myself, i am chief otutupoyoyo 1, igwe ndi praise and worship 1, the only man that built a sky scrapper in the village, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in holland but they took light netherland, infact let me not go further, i have a JSc in carpentry, an A.Sc in shoe making, a Bsc in animal husbandry, an M.Sc in plant science, and a Ph.d in woman affairs and related women problems and applied solutions, infact i also have a professor degree in soil science, so babe you can see that i have gone far in the education sector, but your beauty is mesmerizing me.... Can i be your maga and mugu?

monniyi:
Sharap there

ufondunenye:
Hi guys today is my bday,
I thank the loord for his mersy,love and kindness towards my life,may his name be lifted high.
Pls u guys should wish me well.