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Here are some funny quotes you all need to see..

Read below:-


1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”

12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
All by Robert Mugabe


Which of the Quote do you like most?

The answer is 3
Piece of cake

Guys, I bet you know the answer to this.
What disappears immediately you say its name?
I thought you guys are gurus, prove it!

ever811:
chisoss.. may there soul rest in peace... its sad to see promising young people that would have contribute positively to the society leave too soon while .....politicians,APC members,boko haram members, Fulani herdsmen, alaye ,gay members, atheist,Niger Delta avengers ,drugs pushers,child traffickers, pick pockets, some body from Daura...etc.who has been a course of pain to mankind last to see there grand children...

Hmm. True talk

ThemiDhayor:
Na list of dead entertainers this mumu dey post in the midnight.


Berra go find work to do...

Lwkmd. When sleep no gree come nko


Wetin u sef dey do for midnight

10. Zara Gretti
Like the others on the list, popular singer, Zara died in her prime after a battle with multiple scesclerosis. Born Margret Oluwatoyin Ejiro Joseph, Zara died at the age of 28.



11. Ireti
Adebimpe Adekola popularly known as Ireti was a popular 90s actress who was the leading female in the Yoruba sector of the Nigerian movie industry. She died on Friday, September 27, 2002. Ireti was in her early 30s.


May their Soul rest in peace!!! Which Entertainers on this list did you miss?

8. Muna Obiekwe
The year 2015 was started on sad not for Nigerian entertainment when popular Nollywood actor, Muna Obiekwe lost his battle with Kidney disease. Muna died on Sunday, January 18, 2015. He died at the age of 36.



9. Lukuluku Bantashi
A popular comic actor in the early 90s, Lukuluku died in the mid-90s. He was quite famous among movie revelers. He died before the age of 40.

6. Sunny T Popular Fuji musician, Sunny T also makes the list of entertainers who died before the age of 40. The veteran music act, who made record as the first Igbo man to sing Fuji (which is predominantly a Yoruba genre) died on July 1, 2012.



7. Bisi Komolafe It was indeed another dim moment for the Nigerian entertainment industry after the death of budding actress, Bisi Komolafe was confirmed.
The pretty actress who was a product of Lagos State University died on December 31, 2012 at the University Teaching Hospital, Ibadan. She died at the age of 27.

4. Fada U-Turn

Born Olufemi Mayomi, Fada U-Turn is best remembered for his popular reggae inspires songs especially ‘Yetunde’ which rocked the Nigerian music scene in the 90s.

He died on Sunday, November 17, 2013 due to a kidney
related disease. Fada U-Turn was buried on the same day in Badagry, Lagos. He’s survived by a wife and 3 kids. He died at the age of 36.



5. MC Loph
His career was on the rise, his song was already becoming a fan favorite across the country but his dream of getting to his peak dwarfed by death. MC Loph died in an auto
accident on Benin-Ore expressway on September 14, 2011.

2. Dagrin
Promising rapper, Olaitan Olanipekun better known as Dagrin left his family, fans and colleagues devastated when he gave up the ghost on April 22, 2010, 8 days after he was involved in a ghastly car accident in front of Alakara Police Station, off Agege motor road, Mushin, Lagos.
Dagrin left behind a blossoming career and heartbroken parents. A biopic titled Ghetto Dreamz has since been produced to celebrate the Ogun state born rapper. Dagrin was barely 23 at the time of his death.


3. Goldie
Born Susan Oluwabimpe Harvey, Goldie had a budding career and had established herself as one of the buzzing female musicians in Nigeria before she died.
The singer died as a result of complications emerging from a lung failure. She died on February 14, 2013, 8 months before her 30th.

1. Kefee

It was indeed a sad period for the Nigerian entertainment
industry after the demise of top gospel act, Kefee was
announced. Kefee Obareki died of lung failure in a Los
Angeles hospital on Thursday, June 12, 2014.
She was married to popular OAP, Esosa Don Momoh at the
time of her death. Kefee died at the age of 34.

Nigerian superstar singer, 2face Idibia is 40 years Some
months Ago. While the Hypertek boss is aging gracefully,
some other entertainers were not so lucky to have seen 4
decades alive.


Scroll Below to See The very 11 Nigerian entertainers who
died before the age of 40. Their Deaths Shook The
Entertainment Industry. So Sad!!

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Cc: lalasticala

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raumdeuter:
I doubt the Shaqiri one because he didnt win at Stoke and didnt win at Inter

Hmm maybe

Kruzilano:
lolz... He has.... Against Hangzhou Greentown in 2009..... Buh na for pre season.. Lolz.. Aside da.. Omor giggs!!!!

Ehn ehn
Didn't know sha

Kruzilano:
No-20! Lil wonder why both failed.. Hian.
No-16 touching
No-2 zlatan has been wonderful from d start, too bad he wasn't opportune to lay his hands on d ballon d'or
No-5 alex papa na player o, him already get 1st nd 2nd eleven with subs o... Chai!!!!
No-15.... Mourinho. I have noting to say
No-18...lwkm....




Cc:lalasticala

Lol.
Na giggs own surprise me pass.

SOME STRANGE BUT TRUE AND AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS....
1. When Barcelona's Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan. His father gave his "yes" to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!"
2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich's youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.
3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea.
4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league titles in every year of his professional career.
5. Alex Song has 27 siblings - 17 sisters and 10 brothers.
6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat- trick.
7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan.
8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Man United player . 9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 - 0. He scored all 23 goals.
10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the English league.
11. The difference in Messi's age and Ronaldo's age is 869 days, the same difference as between Messi's son and Ronaldo's son.
12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught in offside position in his whole career.
13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they didn't lose any match.
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, 4 goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals on an occasion.
15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can't make his team at the present.
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family's financial status.
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable to do so for 6 months.
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one season.
19. In January 2003, Louis Van Gaal was SACKED by Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above the relegation zone.
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.
21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry, Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri all together for £42 million. Then sold them for £206 million.
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana Premier League but they couldn't clinch the league title.
Which one of them do you find interesting;;!
#Haydeeywashere

Stanleywaxy:
Why is it that stories like this never pop up during the news hour on AIT/NTA/CHANNELS/SILVERBIRD or even on the radio ... I tire oohh .
Let them start forwarding names to schools asap na , am tired of this school issue tbh .

I don't know oooooo.
It tire me self

Minister of Education, Malam Adamu Adamu has directed all tertiary institutions that have conducted post-UTME examination to immediately refund money taken from candidates.

The minister has also declared that post-UTME examinations already taken are null and void; threatening that any institution caught still conducting the examination under any guise would be sanctioned.

The minister made this position known yesterday, in a press statement issued by Deputy Director Press and Public Relations, Ben Bem Goong. The strong-worded statement reiterated the Ministry’s position that post-UTME examinations have been cancelled with immediate effect and no institution should conduct such examinations. The minister warned that once the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has certified a candidate worthy of admission into any of the tertiary institutions, that candidate must be deemed fit by the institution.

According to the statement, students who have already been offered admission by JAMB may be screened by the institutions but this must not involve the conduct of any other entry examination. The candidates can be screened by verifying their certificates but not through the conduct of examinations.

The minister stated that it is unnecessary to subject students to further examinations when they have been offered examinations by JAMB since they will still have to go through between eight or 12-semester examinations throughout their four to six years study in the institutions.

The minister, therefore, directed the National Universities Commission (NUC) and appropriate departments in the Ministry to communicate the directive to relevant agencies and institutions to ensure strict compliance.

“Those who have already advertised for the conduct of the Post-UTME under any guise should stop the exercise immediately as any university caught conducting Post-UTMNE will face appropriate sanctions. If any tertiary Institution has already conducted Post-UTME, such an exercise stands annulled and money taken from such candidates must be refunded immediately”, the Minister said.


The directive to stop the post-UTME examinations was given by the minister nearly a month ago. The minister said through the statement that it was important to emphasise the directive in order to ensure that no stakeholder is left in doubt as to government’s position on the matter.

He affirmed that the responsibility for admission into public tertiary institutions lies solely with JAMB and under no circumstance whatsoever, should anybody or institution take over that responsibility by proxy.

“The ban is with immediate effect, and under no circumstance should any institution violate the directive”.

“Any educational institution after secondary education is regarded as a tertiary institution. Therefore all tertiary institutions, Polytechnics, Colleges of Education, Universities or by whatever name it is called after secondary education must be subjected to admission through the JAMB. At the end of probationary admission by JAMB, the candidates can be cleared (screened) for final admission. For any institution with a shortfall in admission, such institution can revert to JAMB for supplementary admission”.

“Clearing in this case (screening) entails only the verification of certificates of the candidates, JAMB scores, and any other physical examination to ensure that such candidates are not cultists. After this, the candidates are qualified for matriculation. Such screening should be at no cost to the parents or students and should be done upon resumption in order to avoid unnecessary travels in search of admission”, the minister said,

For secondary school leavers who are seeking admission into the tertiary institutions, Malam Adamu said that subjecting them to too many examinations all in one year, is traumatic, exploitative and absolutely unnecessary. This is besides the cost of travelling, hotel accommodation and examination fees that parents have to incur in their bid to secure admission for their wards.



Source: Naij

It is written in the bible that God created Adam and Eve.

They both gave birth to Cain and Abel.

Cain and Abel offered sacrifice to God.
Abel's sacrifice was accepted while cain's wasn't.
So out of anger/jealousy Cain killed Abel.
God now punished Cain by making him a wanderer, and he now put a mark on him so that if anybody finds him, he/she will not kill him
.

So my Question is;
Who are the other people that will kill cain if they were the first people on earth?
And who did Cain get married to that brought forth the remaining generations?

I need answers please