Veeque:

Google is a good start

Alright. Thanks

udoka55555:
Cool

I recently acquired a digital marketing certificate from Google.

I am currently looking out for a firm that will accept me for 6months or 1 year internship.

Please, where did you take the course?

Veeque:
Hmm.
Very good list. There are other skills tho out there.

Digital marketing has been my thing for some time now. Got certified for it. I've had lectures, read and practiced it. Though, it's really broad, some of its components (especially SEO, Content marketing) can be mastered.

Delved into Programming/Coding and it's absolutely wonderful. Graphics is also good..

This lockdown was a blessing

But animation is something I'm aiming to conquer before next year.

Use your time wisely. No skill is useless. The world is evolving into a tech-world. Everyone needs to be tech-savvy. No time to waste.

Please, did you take your digital marketing course online? If yes, what platform?

fuwaski:

Bros give her the leading role wen u chat her. Eg: Tell me about ur day to day activities nah... Or what exactly did someone say.. How do u know if a friend is telling the truth... Etc...
I remembered logging in my girlfriend's Facebook account to see her chats with guys but got angry cus ... Her replies was... Ok.. hmm... Beta... Gud... No.... Yes... Even wen those guys wrote a comprehensive text of Akpabio..
She doesn't do dat with me wen we chat cus i always involve her in the whole thing... Sometimes, i go tell her on call to jist me on how she grew up if weneva we chat again.. Stuffs... Na me sef dey reply with wow.. ok... Really...
Thanks

thanks so much for this. I'll work on that

fuwaski:
Adding to what i wrote earlier.. Op, i don meet idiots that u will simply ask them to brief things about themselves but ... Hmmm... The will reply with a useless thing like ASK I WILL REPLY... Na dat one weak me pass

ask I'll reply, that response Ehn

Gaggii:


May be she is not good with spelling

ah jeez!
She's good with spelling

Drella:
Are you and his babe having a beef before?

But sincerely,a lot of guys do not know how to chat well too.They often ask boring questions

I don't understand too

well, I can say quite well that I'm not boring

laluski:


And your still dating someone who replies you with "hmmm.. Yeah", "well", "true" etc

The way you young men ask some stupid questions and expect answers you already know is appalling

Old man, it's not that she is not interested in talking with me
I guess she's just poor with chatting

peterangelo:


Some of dem don't like u to talk about sex

Lolzzx this post is making me to reminisce my own bae too

She b small girl

Alexaonfleek:
Why can't you call her instead?
You don't need to be chatting with her often,maybe you should try doing more of calling or maybe you're just in a mumu relationship.

Alright. I get

eazzzy1:
Start calling then. She’s not a chatty type. Another way is to ask open ended questions. Not questions she can say yes or no to. E.g how was your day should be replaced with tell me how your day went.

Hmm.. Yeah
Thanks

YngDenzel1:
I don't gist on phone, i only use it to know whatsupp. If i miss u, i visit u. SIMPLE!

I can maybe manage video call. But I will always prefer physical conversation.

This generation problems sef too much

I see..
Former generation

okikiosibodu:
Op... Let me share what helps
Google "conversation starters", and try to copy some of the examples there, and paste after fine tuning it in yours words. If you try like 20 of them and e no work, Google "funny conversation starter". If it still doesn't work, you two might just not be syncing together. It's best you both call it off before it's too late

Wow.. I never thought of that tho
Thanks bro

Tolex4real9:
There are babes like that that doesn't honestly know how to keep conversation even with a guy they are genuinely interested in. Yh, it happens

If you are sure you ain't doing it intentionally, make you sef no dey too chat her for greeting except you've got a vital message to pass across to her. Try calling her instead if you fares better in talking. Anything to sha build the bond of your relationship if you indeed love.

And ignore her complaints too, overtime, she will adjust

Yeah..
I noticed that too

Thank you very much

nickvanilla:


One of the cons of dating a Naija babe.

You get babe for us? Make I switch

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If your name no day there, sorry o

Wawu
I dey blush o

cruxgemmata:
Your GF after reading this
One pointed at u, the other to the people who dnt support her

Nahh.. She won't see this

meobizy:
Since you’re on the Internet, find other more interesting females to fill the gap. Chat with your girl from time to time. You’re already doing something right if not she would have blocked you a long time ago. All these “hmm”, “right“ and “k” females used to bother me a lot as a young man. Now I leave them in their lane. Anytime they want to chat, na them know — I will entertain them well, but they are not my number one options for intellectual yarns. I have guys and other more exposed females in my chat list for that.

Thank you o
There are more than enough people on the internet to chat with..
Her replies doesn't bother..
My issue is her coming to complain to me that I don't chat well, meanwhile. Tis her fault

lindywane:
it is in her. you can't do anything to change that. it is either u go with the flow or you quit.

pls check my signature for your flight bookings

Alright thanks..

donbachi:
Start using lackadaisical words...e.g,"u mean am,eyah and u chat me I chat u"

Exactly, I started doing that..
But na complain wan kee me

Anuoluwa1234:
That your last statement though.. "prefer to chat with those on my level" as how . I no get hoo

She said I think she's not in my level, that I prefer flowing well with the Ladies I think are in my level

Before we started dating, we did less chatting cos we see each other more..

But during this whole lockdown of a thing, I realized she doesn't even know how to flow well in chats

That's not even my problem, my problem is that she keeps complaining I don't chat with her well, I don't communicate with her.. Bla bla..

But what would i say to someone that replies with monosyllabic words.. Even when I try to crack a joke, she just sends laughing emojis, if I try to start up a reasonable conversation.. All she replies is with "hmmm.. Yeah", "well", "true" etc

And she keeps chatting me up

NB: I've talked to her about this
Since I talked to her about it, she has been saying.. Ehn, I prefer to chat with "those I think are in my level"

I don't even know what to do to her

PatrickOkunima:
I NEED A VERY GOOD WRITER.

I HAVE ADVERTISED FOR WRITERS SEVERALLY ON THIS FORUM, BUT ALL I'VE BEEN GETTING ARE PEOPLE WHO I HAVE TO EDIT AND REWRITE THEIR WORK. I AM TIRED OF DOING THAT. I NEED REAL WRITERS.

I DON'T NEED AN ARTICLE WRITER, BUT SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE ON ANYTHING.

PLEASE, IF YOU'RE THAT PERSON, SEND A SAMPLE OF YOUR WORK TO INFO(AT)PATRICKOKUNIMA.COM

Please, can you be more specific on the kind of writer you need?

lexdany:
1). learned more about forex and crypto currencies.

2). watched more than a hundred movies ( i'm a movie freak). i watch everything from series to single movies but i don't fo nigerian movies tho.

3). i was scammed online by some of those read news and get paid sites( i've learnt my lesson sha).

4). learnt video editing and text animation.

5). i also found some legit sites where i earn free bitcoin( one of the major achievement of the lockdown) free money
6). i also started some body building exercises (we need to look sexy yeah

What site is that

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Alexk2:

You're obviously ignorant of what is going on behind bars. She should thank her God that she's out so soon even as her family disown her. Some won't even be taken to court let alone been tried.

ohh! then maybe you're talking from personal experience

Alexk2:

she was arrested and reminded in prison and later charged to court and convicted. What does that tell you about how long she must have stayed behind bars with this our justice system?

lol.... *reminded* indeed....
I don't believe a case of something not worth more than 5 to 10 thousand should last as long as you're thinking... and besides. the post didn't say which month out of the 12 months she spent in prison she gave birth... so??

Alexk2:
Who impregnated her inside the prison? Too many absurdity in this country and nobody seems to care. The gory story from inside Nigeria prisons is a revelation every sensible Nigerians must care to find out. We are not animals for crying out loud!

I don't know why Nigerians can't calm down and read... it wasn't stated there that she got pregnant in the prison, it was said that she delivered the baby in the prison... what if she was pregnant before her arrest... common sense

The police in Delta state has arrested two suspected members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) for allegedly shooting and killing four persons in Abraka Market, Asaba on Friday, September 15.


The Delta state commissioner of police Zanna Ibrahim said the suspects – Abraham Ndudi, 24, from Kwale, and Okereke Ifeanyi, 21, from Kwale and Ogbaru in Delta and Anambra states – were arrested in their hiding place.

Ibrahim in a statement signed by the Delta state police command spokesperson Andrew Ania said the suspects were allegedly involved in the killing of four people in the state.

He said Ndudi and Ifeanyi were arrested while they were hiding in the ceiling of a major hotel in Abraka.

He said they were trying to escape when some police officers apprehended them. Ibrahim also said the police is currently working with the arrested suspects to apprehend the third suspect simply identified as Last Burial.

We earlier reported that governors from the south east had banned the activities of the IPOB in their states.

The governors ban on the group followed a proscription of the IPOB as a terrorist organization by the Nigerian military on Friday, September 15.

The spokesperson for the Defence Headquarters John Eneche in a statement on Friday said analysis by the Nigerian military has shown that the group through its activities is a terrorists organization.

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