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Romance › Re: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by Haydens: 7:15pm On Jan 02, 2025
She captioned …



Yes you look bad because of your age.

Men hardly marry old women.
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by Haydens: 7:13pm On Jan 02, 2025
Her tears will be creamy and tasty.

Reminds me of hollandia yoghurt.
Crime › Re: Catholic Priest Shoots Boy Dead For Setting Fireworks On Church Grounds In Imo by Haydens: 7:11pm On Jan 02, 2025
Jango(Hanks Anuku) in the making.

Why will an ordained man be wielding a weapon ?
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 6 Travellers, Set Vehicles Ablaze In Zamfara by Haydens: 7:50pm On Jan 01, 2025
Thinubu's legacy.
Politics › Re: First Lady Welcomes First Baby Of The Year by Haydens: 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2025
Gigantic shame on her. Will those babies continue to eat those peanuts she handed to them till 2027 ?

She can't convince her cocaine sniffing, alien-looking, pharoah and bitter gall hearted husband to reform the economy all she does is to be going around and be sharing people change and peanuts.

Thunder fire their nyash.
Food › Re: How To Bleach Palm Oil Safely Without Causing Air Pollution (Photos, Video) by Haydens: 4:27pm On Nov 28, 2024
gloryhomemaker:
grin grin grin

Nne, we are wearing ndidi clothes for them.

Happy weekend ooooo.
grin grin this comment is very funny.
Sports › Re: Leicester City To Announce Ruud Van Nistelrooy As New Manager by Haydens: 9:01am On Nov 28, 2024
Tbh, man u should have kept this man, he's a good coach.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Launches A Line Of Wines Matching His Status by Haydens: 8:55am On Nov 28, 2024
Always trying sooo hard to copy Cristiano Odumeje Ronaldo.

The only person we know with number status is GOATNALDO 7 i.e Prestigious and Great CR7. Anywhere you see 7 just know is Ronaldo's brand.

I can't even call Messi goat maybe he is a goat(animal) that is ewu, ewure but not G.O.A.T.

If you quote me just know that you are an idiot and very stupid.
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery: Tinubu Is A Jinx Breaker, Says Mayor Akpodoro by Haydens: 8:00am On Nov 28, 2024
He's still a zombie.

A lifeless and mindless one.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Farmers Beg Trump To Spare Their Workers From Deportation by Haydens: 6:11pm On Nov 26, 2024
🥳🥳

I dedicate this F.T.C to Donald Chukwumereije John Trump.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Haydens: 4:51pm On Nov 24, 2024
RedpillAdviser:
With women's Lust the biggest problem is that men can't read the clues. Lust can't be negotiated. It's either you turn a woman on or you don't. Most men are clueless as to the signs when they DO turn a woman on.
And women will be turned on by the craziest most insignificant thing. Especially the least thing a man expects women to be turned on by.

What needs to be explained is the difference between attraction and Lust. A neatly dressed handsome man is attractive. But doesn't mean he turns a woman on. The things that usually turn women on are the raw things of biology, divested from the artificial like clothes etc. Women have been made wet by a man's voice. His walk. His look. His body. Rarely does a man's face or Money turn a woman on. But these two will draw many women to a man. But it's only a surface attraction. That's why during sex the stylishly dressed man and the Rich man will still find the woman's pussy dry and they have to lick on it for ages to get the juices flowing. Meanwhile, all it takes is for someone to give that lady just a call, and by his voice alone, make the woman's pussy cream and drip like a tap.

Then there's that guilty look that turns women on. It has been mentioned a lot online by women as something that turns them on. You know that look that a guy has when he knows he has done something bad. That look of shame. IT MAKES PUSSIES GUSH OUT WATER. men need to master it. But it's hard because most men were designed to mask and hide that look.

And then there's that sneaky look. Where you look at a woman by the side of your eye. It's another thing that makes women's juices flow. Here the look signifies to women that a man is a scumbag who likes to do socially unacceptable things hence he's used to checking out women secretly. Hence the side eye glance. Women like it a lot because they've been using it for ages to check out men they like.
Cc. Ubunja
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Picks Dr. Oz To Run Medicare And Medicaid by Haydens: 8:01am On Nov 20, 2024
Trump Trumper Trumpest.
Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Now Owes About N620,000 According To Debt Per Capita Report by Haydens: 8:02pm On Nov 11, 2024
Hiohiohiohiohio hahahahaha bobobobobob lolololololo kikikikikiki.

Ogun punish Thinubu plus the past leaders and their generations.
Foreign Affairs › Re: BRICS: Russia Says It Won’t Ditch US Dollar After Trump’s Victory by Haydens: 7:59pm On Nov 08, 2024
Uhk
Business › Re: What Happens To All The Unclaimed Failed Transactions In Nigerian Banks by Haydens: 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2024
Hopez456:
You're right about Kuda, I have had series of failed transactions with them without refund. I have finally dumped them for Opay.
That bank is a pure definition of WHACK.
Health › Re: Batteries, Blades Among 56 Metal Objects Removed From Indian Boy's Stomach by Haydens: 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2024
Omo, his belly juice will be more concentrated than tetraoxosulphate(vi) acid. cool grin
Business › Re: What Happens To All The Unclaimed Failed Transactions In Nigerian Banks by Haydens: 5:08pm On Nov 08, 2024
Every establishment done in Nigeria be it physically, online e.t.c always have penchant for kleptomania.

Imagine banks withdrawing 20 naira from your bank and they will still do it to other thousands of people that opened account with them, imagine how much they are making on our head. If you want to get peace of mind go and open opay, Kuda is the worst online bank I have ever opened, many of my money that was debited twice that I didn't go after I know say na them chop am.
Romance › Re: What Lesson Did You Learn From Equatorial Guinea Scandal? by Haydens: 7:25pm On Nov 06, 2024
No woman is worthy of any single trust even my mother.

Guys, remember always do DNA test to all your children, I repeat no woman is worthy of any single trust, their love is fleeting and evaporating.

THERE IS NO HONOUR IN WOMAN'S LOVE. Live by thia mantra and see yourself leading a peaceful and paxful life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Now That Trump Has Won, What Are Implications To FG And Nigeria? by Haydens: 7:19pm On Nov 06, 2024
He will call Thinubu a shit because he's a ruler of a shit hole country.

Piss piss president.
Politics › Re: Atiku Should Sacrifice, Support Peter Obi For President – Lere Olayinka by Haydens: 8:32am On Nov 03, 2024
Atiku is a vulture, he cannot do that.
Crime › Re: Woman Slumps, Dies During Fight With Ex-Husband In Ogun by Haydens: 8:31am On Nov 03, 2024
Badnews Barret
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Election: Washington Governor Activates National Guard In Case Of Violence by Haydens: 8:19am On Nov 03, 2024
So Americans can be so desperate like this ?

Fear of Trump.
Business › Re: Urgent N2k Has Lost Its Value In Nigeria by Haydens: 7:59pm On Oct 31, 2024
August post making headline on November?

Nairaland is dead.

Meanwhile, thanks to Ebola Thinubu for making it so atleast all those urgent tu Kay girls will rest.

Thinubu na you ooo. grin grin

✋🏻😂🤚🏻
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Haydens: 8:56am On Oct 27, 2024
pansophist:
I don't think these men are not redpilled. I can tell you they are. These are men that understand the game and are playing it right. What's the point being outspokenly redpilled in an industry that thrives on the blue pill? Celebrity culture is driven by women, money, fame, and red pill truth is like a pin punching a balloon, it would blow up, and they will be thrown to the wolves. You can't listen to their musical lyrics, and call them beta. Really? The proof is in the details.

One rule in business is to never talk against the point of view of your customer/base. You expect dominos to tell you that their pizza is junk and will make you fat? Or coca cola to tell you that the sugar in coke caused diabetes and obesity? Come on. They won't. It is not your responsibility to save anyone. Save yourself, reap bountifully and move on. Also, people do not want to be saved. Ever heard of Stockholm syndrome? Suffering is addictive, and becomes bittersweet ultimately.

I run my own business and I'm as blue pill as it gets in relation with my customer. I appeal to their emotions, to patronize impulsively, and customer retention techniques, but at the core of my business philosophy, it is as red pill as it gets, that's how the world works. A man should control his emotions, and stuffing in redpill in everything is lack of emotional control. In simple terms, navigate the world with a red pill mindset, but relate with people in a blue pill one.

Blue pill = big money �
Christianity Etc › Re: Forgive Someone Today by Haydens: 8:18am On Oct 27, 2024
Not Thinubu.

He doesn't deserve it for once.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Mocks Verydarkman, Verydarkman Responds! (video) by Haydens: 3:55pm On Oct 18, 2024
Meanwhile this is

KEE DEM YONG OF NIGERIA.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Mocks Verydarkman, Verydarkman Responds! (video) by Haydens: 3:55pm On Oct 18, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
dis 2 ppl shld leave us alone abeg! angry


meanwhile, aaaah get update oo!
grin
Lol
Fashion › Re: Beauty Queen, Ebere Chukwujekwu Makes List Of Top Performers At Face Of Nigeria by Haydens: 11:29am On Oct 18, 2024
As standard of living is declining in Nigerian so is standard of beauty declining too.

She less average if I am to rate her beauty. What makeup cannot do doesn't exist.

Why can't girls leave themselves to be natural ?

Make up has really shown that men are more beautiful or handsome and confident than girls. If you can't compete without makeup like guys do that shows that you are nothing but ugly and grotesque.
Health › Re: Man Dies After Alleged Marathon Sex In Niger by Haydens: 5:32pm On Oct 17, 2024
Rust in piece.

Give man pleasure and he'll turn into a full blown fool.
Health › Re: Ani Chisom: Man Commits Suicide Over Refusal Of His Boss To Settle Him by Haydens: 1:16pm On Oct 16, 2024
vanbonattel:
Guys should toughen up, don't hope on anyone.
You have said it all. Nothing to remove and nothing to add
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Carpenter Gets Traditional Turbaning, Disburses Millions In Grants by Haydens: 10:17pm On Oct 12, 2024
Privatepart00:
shocked shocked shocked

The rain that fell today was on another level

From morning till 3:15pm

Enugu got it cold this Saturday
Benin own worse, e come be like say we na June, July we still dey.
Romance › Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Haydens: 1:54pm On Oct 12, 2024
If you want to make women's both pvssy and eyes wet bring out a topic or talks that makes them emotional.

Them more emotional the topic the wetter their pvssy and eyes.

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