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Benalfa:
This thread is so funny,I dun laff tire, shyness na bad tin oh

PericomaNwankwo:
Lol you have really nice friends

Allaboutkatiee:
This statement just means your still shy,not shy long ago Lol

dotunibrahim7:
How did you over come it?

4gunners:
H I really laughed reading this. And guys fit shame their guys ooo

dotunibrahim7:
How did you over come it?

Fortyinaminute:
You should just change your name

ebohstepn:
Hahahahaha I get you.. maybe he gets the ladies because of his words, attitude and attention he gives them.

I wanted him to just remove the handsome part of it from his mind. it's better he heard it from us his follow guy than a lady, it will really affect his emotions. and kill his esteem

OneKinGuy:
Una no get brotherly heart oo

ebohstepn:
he is not good looking at all. 100%

IbrahimSkiba:
Yes, I do

callmeRichie:
You don offend 1 of the mods bah, bring live python lemme appease lalasticlala and co for u

Descortes:
Stop wasting your time. It's impossible

The only way is to deactivate and register again with the moniker you want

BadRadio:
Harzardman please let's exchange. Take BadRadio, give me harzardMan

callmeRichie:
the name is hazardous she? big hazardous man

morinto:
Dey is a lot of curses oh. Now so I met one beautiful fair girl for nysc camp. After much toasting she come accept. Thank God say we discuss wide because now true that process she tell me say she don marry. I just jakpa leave the babe oh

Thermodynamics:
You don't need to tell me, so you don smash married woman, you get mind oh. Thanks God say you don wise up sha.

Thermodynamics:
That is in the past, women are no longer a problem for me, there is even a married woman who desperately wants me to fuçk her. I met her during my Nysc and since then this woman has been on my neck.

Osek:
Nooo I don't do those kind of toasting oo, it sounds somehow sef

Jimbadly:
Like fvcking seriously?! You think you're good looking? With that face I'm seeing in your profile?

CosmicJames:
Did you just say you have a foolish mind?
Why will you say such a thing like that concerning yourself?
I mean there are too many ways to construct the comment to pass your message without having to say such a horrible word on yourself.

Your mind is Extraordinary! It can achieve nearly anything.
Pls stop calling it mumu

Thermodynamics:
If you see the babe now eh, babe don turn runs girl/Instagram model with lot of followers and twerking videos if you see how she fresh and soft eh. A times I look at her and say to myself, Chai, see wetin I miss. I still believe say if I press my button now the babe go look my way.

But I have to respect God's law of no fornication till marriage, no matter how painful it is.

Thermodynamics:
The worse thing about your fuçk up be say, your guys go laugh you die. Them go mock you forever.

andrewtosin:
I no dey beat anything, not to talk of around the bush

Na person like you I wan open floor for

andrewtosin:
Lol. Bros na you get the floor oh

Degrezhaa:
Mehnn mine was years ago....

I was still a simp then, It was on Sunday evening i was with my guys strolling around the area, we were talking about girls and there issues bla bla bla...

As for me i couldn't say anything cos i never had any girlfriend and had never approached one before... Naso i chook mouth for d matter oh, my guys began yabbing me say i no know anything about girls..

I dared them, saying i go block one babe dat day for their presence make them see. Like say devil been they hear us oh, My crush appeared, chai see wahala oh.. Mehnn i go meet her oh. Make i talk i begin the shiver, the shake like one epileptic goat... I mutter Say excuse me My Uncle is looking for you. Then i come say Oh my lord.. She said what, mehnn i felt like entering ground oh and woret thing be say the girl come d shout am...Jemimah e no go better for you...

Sha that event helped built the confidence i have now...

andrewtosin:
I'm 6ft 1 inch

kalufelix:
W33d will Only disconnect you further and give you more reasons not to woo her... Try alcohol Instead

Thermodynamics:
Well, lemme share my first experience, we went to the village for my grandmother's burial, then I saw one clean looking babe, big yanch, green earrings, green top, green skirt, green scarf everything green. I immediately went to ask a relatively of mine about her and I was told that she is from my village but she lives in Abuja and only visits from time to time, omor na so I ginger go meet the babe, as I was talking to her my voice was shaking and I was looking very nervous though I was flowing, at the end, she told me to give her my phone so she can key in her number, as I was given her the phone my hands were shaking, lawd, it was so obvious, I felt very ashame that I didn't even bother to call her that evening because in my mind I felt like there is no way this girl will want anything to do with me after seeing how my hands were shaking while giving her my phone, I thought to myself that she probably gave me a

fattprince:
As in his own case is irredeemable. They need to tesele bo for him.



Mine was when I just graduated from sec school. I schooled in a boarding school. So I saw this lady very fine, I told my niggers at home that I like her but everyone was telling me she is older than me with like 4 years I no gree because she short. One day an older cousin came to visit us. So she asked me to follow her to by pampers for her child. On our way back to the house I saw this same lady. I told my cousin I liked her, as per women things she asked me to follow the girl talk. I ginger go meet her, I greeted her she greeted me back. As I looked into her eyes like this omo my mind cut finish. She was very fine oh but she was truly older than me. She was now asking me why I wanted to see her, I was just looking praying in my mind that she should just go even if it's to insult me small let's everything just end. After like 10 minutes as I was not saying anything she