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Olosho man

Neimar:
I sabi toast online oooo
But face to face 4 I nr fit

Everybody sabi online toasting

Deluxe16:
I had called my guy to call the babe, I wasn't bold to even look at her face then, it was after school hours.... everyone had gone home.. Just as I saw her physique my heart began to race. She came to meet me in my class, she sat down... my friends were outside at the window hoping their guy would use the opportunity well. The only thing I remembered saying was Hi, Hi Hi. The girl still waited for some minutes I was just staring at her with no words coming out of my mouth. She stood up, Off the fan and the bulbs and shut the door and went. Come see laugh from the window, she ridiculed me that day. My friends started calling me I, II, iii, iv for like eternity...

You for just say something na, even if it means going straight to the point

omoburuku:
Swearz,
the thing be say,Ore Ófè na ebony beauty personified, if u see this babe bros,which makes me wonder why she dey fall for Ju boy like me...till date I still dey pray make she never marry till our part cross...

Na so e dey be. Even though the girl was also very beautiful i didn't regret my decision.
I liked her as friend but she no just want know sotey she come begin vex for me o

sugacoatedmouth:
Lasu? What her name and what department

Will she be the only one with the name in that department?

GreaterDC:
i dey tell u bro, atleast i for gada courage go meet ha. Though i xpectd us mak we start virtual relationshp but e no work

Since the distance no far e no go fit work like that na

Liposure:
and u no report 2 police.

I no be woman na. Na them de carry things for head

DaddyRochie1642:
Its "Concern" ... Not "Consine" according to you

U would have just wakka pass since you understood him

omoburuku:
Ore Òfe,wherever u r,I love u....She gave me yellow light, Blue light, love light and every other light u can think of for abt 8yrs,b4 dem later pack comot for my street,but still man no get liver, she was and still my first love till date.
I wish I could see her again.

T.b.h i also f up like that for one of my neighbor that year o. She nearly rape me for my own room sef but guy man run leave her for house

GreaterDC:
Actually, this has really posed a problem to me, even till now as I am typing thing. Being shy as always being a partner me, I've tried several times to stop it but to no-avail. So during my year 2, There is this particular girl in a neighbouring department, as in, to me this girl is cute, so I decided to make a move in professing my feelings to her. I wanted to go physical to her, but the shyness no gree me, so I send it virtually, through facebook, even when typing my hands were shaking. After sending her that I love her, bla bla bla, she replied' 'when you're free tomorrow call me' omo, immediately I hear that one, I just kukuma tell her, she shouldn't worry again, I was actually joking, and deep within me I love that girl, na so i take miss that girl o, since then I'vnt made any move to woo any girl because of being shy.

You own case hard o. She already said yes to you and then you ended it immidiately. I'm speechless

Prinsola:
My Shyness won't even let me walk up to a girl talk less of toasting her. I'm 26+ now and I'm still battling with that. My life is even becoming boring day by day.

I'm seriously regretting it but wetin I go do when there's no one to help

No worry, when e reach time for you to marry village people go help you settle that matter

MichaelBlake40:

Wait you actually told her "I don't know what to say" ?

Head burn

Dicktion:
Well i couldn't go to her because my legs were already shaking with a beating heart for just no reason.


@bolded is how a simp is birthed


The hormones the brain releases when a simp sees a lady he's attracted to is dangerously dicey to the body system hence, the shaky legs and soul. Just imagine your predicament culminated into some hypertension and you collapsed. How would you have explained that the whole shit was induced by just sighting a lady

Common toast girl you can't but If na your fellow man now you go get liver follow am talk anyhow
Nonsensical simp

I understand your pain man. I am now a new man, i was just a young teenage boy then....

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roybanjo100:
very funny scene, i ask my friend to help me talk to her, i was standing few steps away from them, na so her head enter gear 4, con ask me to come n talk myself, she send my friend away, suddenly every where became black, i was sweating, my legs was vibrating, she was staring straight into my eyes, remain small for me to just start crying, i was looking on the floor shaking, i just told her, "i dont know what to say" she smiles and said we will see on monday....It was on friday, after she left, i was so happy and then was crying inside for fuvking up, our love story was so sweet after until i grew wings and broke her heart

Wow!

Faithful4real:
Nooo is city hunter.

No wonder i can't recognize him. He is not as handsome as this guy i am talking about

I don't fully recognize him here but if this is the guy that acted "a man called God" then he is truly handsome. I'm a guy but i just loved his looks and that of his girlfriend too in the movie.

Wanted watching till the end just because of them

paulolee:
na e be things oo..i de cum

You just spoke like someone who have experienced a lot of it

Brandonx:
Nigerian girl don't call. So I guess it's all your fault

They can also lose each others contact one way or the other.

div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

Your own worst sha

majamajic:
It's normal for some teens, especially if u didn't grow up in a crowded environment.

You maybe right though

majamajic:
I still wonder how some one shy to toast a girl , in fact toasting is my hobby , I do it for fun .
Toasting a girl inside a group of girls is not cool , but u want to, first start playing with the ugliest among them , then u can switch to the one u like
Instead of u to run , u for go ask her ' pls I want join a group in this church, pls recommend for me a group ,
Whatever answer she gave u , say thanks ago . Then perfect everything next Sunday

I was only a young teenager then. I've gotten over being shy long ago, but i just can't stop wondering what causes the anxiety then

Mine was very shameful sha. I couldn't approach her myself as i was a little bit nervous.

Stepping out of the church compound with my friend and i saw her discussing just in front of the gate with her female friend. I took a step back and told my friend to go call her for me.

He did, but she said i must come myself if i want to talk to her. Well i couldn't go to her because my legs were already shaking with a beating heart for just no reason.

I and my friend decided to use the back gate as i didn't have the courage to pass through where she was standing with her friend.

Anyway, my guys for area use me entertain themselves for complete one week after the incident

lammylam:
Then he will have to make up for it in his sense of humor

hmmm

Preshieben:
sorry about that Be careful next time

I hear you

lammylam:
First thing
Hair, dress, butt (I like guys with strong butt)

What if it is a flat one?

womenareapes:
useless girls coming here and be talking handsome, good humor, must be intelligent blablabla

if you check there background carefully, you will notice that many of these piece of shiit (Naija women) came from a poverty background

many of this piece of shit lack common sense and can't even hold a conversation! all they know is big brother Nigeria, my cloth my hair, my husband must be this and that.

the common truth is that you attract what you are! if you are a piece of shit, you also attract piece of shiit.

fish brain Republic coming here and writing what they can never get in life.

Take it easy man

teemotee:
Ladies just dry jump this thread pass. Guys don really spoil nairaland.

How do you mean

Dfynboi:
lyk ur crushing on ds bae,tell us d truth

Could be o

Petyprincess:
Exactly! Especially the first guy that commented
He will always want to find a way to lay his frustration on every thread as if Nigerian girls are the cause of is situation that makes me wonder if they have life outside nairaland
The thread clearly stated "ladies".

See as you fine even from side..... Please don't mind anybody just say your own