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HornyTave:
do you mean intelligent conversation by the chat like interview you girls initiate?? few Nigerian girls can actually keep an interesting conversation, most of them don't know what to say or type.

#fact. Oil dey your head

PIMPAR:
Thunder does not fire innocent people. Thunder only fires people that carry fake news and majorly the enemies of the nation.You should be now concerned, if you fall within these categories

But don't you think buhari didn't keep to most of his promises, and that makes him the bad guy and enemy of the nation?

Buhari have many enemies and at same time many supporters....


While this enemies are praying and invoking his death, the supporters are also there praying and revoking his death.
The enemies will always try but the forces already protecting him from his supporters will just be too much for one person to handle.

Yes, i said one person because that is what it is. One person can only try at a time since the enemies of buhari doesn't know themselves. But you see the supporters? Even if they don't know themselves the forces of protection for buhari will still be stronger than the enemies own since it is all channeled towards him alone.



I don't know how to explain this so you guys will understand better but i believe the smart ones already grasp everything....


Ask questions if you have any, and you can as well contribute to the topic.

Thanks for your time.

Just this morning i saw a thread on FP on how thunder struck bandits abi kidnappers to death.


The news on the thread also said it was as a result of the herbalist in the village consulted that the thunder was sent to them and it worked.



I saw people on the thread also saying the thunder should have been directed to Aso rock instead.


You guys should know that even if this thunder is directed towards buhari or any other top politician it wouldn't have been effective. Do you know the amount of enemies buhari have? You think if it works that way buhari wouldn't have been struck dead by now?


TO BE CONTINUED...

BeauBragner:
This one na small.
Onyi22 go still fvck am without condom as long as him get money.
Even milleniumlady sef.

Let's learn to do without this two please.

telkevog:
Wait o, 'bulge in the middle' are you talking about the third leg? At least with that I ...

Naughty you

Rgade:
I lost commitment. I was never committed anyway.
She just got tired and walked away.
I couldn't commit to a relationship to save my life...'

To save your life how?

donbachi:
Make i go look at my wife again.

Are you being serious?

Hisimperialmaje:
For hygene: i check teeth,face,lips,clothes how clean etc.. Facial feature: i check for a special kind of oval, shape not the FAT face.. Bodily feat: tall, i love girls with height,legs that sit well,boobs,,younger girls then to get the best looking boobs,then i like ass being a certain type of way,not too big not too small, and let the ass suit your frame.. Intellect: just be a 5/10 and am good.. Age:22-27 only, for now.. Independent ladies, action ladies, generally ladies who got they shit together and want a relationship just because of say, companionship,friendship,ally,partner in crime,bestfriend.etc..

It remains for you to create your own kind of girl

falcon01:
Immidiately I'm captured by the facial beauty, I check the teeth to detect her hygiene, then i checkout the body shape (even if it ain't the perfect, it wont stop me from proceding) To how she Reasons and think.

What if her teeth isn't all that white? Should it be her fault? Some people are naturally born with milk colour teeth i think

tobby20:
You mean honey abi which celeb jare

Anyone. Celeb na Celeb

GOFRONT:
Her feet.

If she has no dirty feet like @Onyi22's......Then she is good to go..

Onyi is a celebrity in nairaland sha. I think everybody must have come across her name one way or the other

Davash222:
These two shouldn't bother you much. One Nairaland girl once created a thread to complain how her brother in-law is dragging her pot of soup with her.. Funny thing, the thread made front page. Onyi22 and Millenniumlady still dey learn work sha.

Ok, but i ended up not understanding you sha. Or are you trying to say one of these two girls created the thread?.... I mean, what brought about the thread?

Onyi22:
O shut up, have you seen me in your entire miserable life before?
Nairaland is a faceless forum, u don't know who is who

I will just correct you and move on like nothing happened


correction: "Sorry I DON'T HAVE A MISERABLE LIFE"

luscioustrish:
Personality, vibes, bulge in the middle

Hmmm

Davash222:
Let's ask Onyi22 and Millenniumlady.

That's why i said some girls, and who knows? Onyi22 and Millenniumlady might be guys acting to be girls because i don't see how girls can come out in a public forum like this and be disgracing themselves anyhow.....

Shuggaa:
She didn't wanna give me head..

By head you mean nodding?

luminouz:
Damn!!! Sorry bro. Men dony usually love but when they do,the feelings go deep. Some women see that as a weakness and use it against the guy, taking him for granted.

Take your time to heal bro. Dont rush into any relationship but you can have friends. When the time is right, your heart will know.

N.B: Dont carry hate in your heart for her oh. The bad blood hurts only U!!

Thanks bro. I don't have time to start hating anybody

Davash222:
The size of your wallet. Any other thing is inconsequential to them.

Some girls don't care about your money bro

dingbang:
Her sense

Lol. Something else must have attracted you to her in the first place

If your leg is straight and clean then i proceed to checking other things....
Guys SHARE what you check first on a girl.
GIRLS take note....

luminouz:
Tears for you?

Honestly my man, the girl just use me finish dump me.
It was really a hard thing for me but i thank God for life. She will later come to realise she missed a rare gem and it would have been too late by then

What's the first thing you girls check out on we guys on our first approach?
For the guys that love to impress, take note o

Onyi22:
All those guys trying so hard to send me mail, what exactly is their intention,

You yourself what do you want? You can't tell me you ain't looking for something and be snapping in that position

Preshieben:
I just got tired and ended the whole stuff
I don't fall in love deeply.

I fell for your type and it ended in tears....
If you don't love someone just let them be in peace biko. Not after everything u still end up falling their hands.

Kingdray123:
were you over emotionally attached to her? Did you show your emotions entirely too her? We'll follow naijadatingtips.com for dating tips

I did o. And most nairalanders said that was where my problem came from. Thank God i'm over her sha. It wasn't funny at all

Walking dead

Paulolee, was the sweetness of the p.h pu*sy more than your bae's own? I mean why do some of we men cheat sef?

lankka:
lol
mine was standing like a non-living thing while being flogged.
u can give me 24 strokes and i wont shift.
students are always happy seeing me flogged or commit offence cuz they know i'll 'bone' d cane
it gave me the name 'sukaata'.
this name became very popular that teachers, mumsy nd popc folo de call.

I can imagine.
But you never jam flogging. If gbagi commando flog you and you no shake, expect the next stroke for your ear, head or face.
I fear who no fear the man that year. I do challenge him most of the times sha because my head sef burn that year. Do sme sme them go finish you with flogging

OffsahBoye:
I enjoyed it while in school then,but it didn't later end well.....I don't even bet again

Lol. Gambling never ends well.
You are lucky to have been able to stop it atall sef

edward1106:
He was used to dragging himself on his seat or other seats. You those command words, "SHIFT" or "Dress"

Exactly

Vyzz:
Me I no dey baff anybody sef

Why