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[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=542902.msg7174771#msg7174771 date=1290164548]hbabe , madam, i no you no we no they no u want me, be nice & you can have me all to yo sef!!! [/quote]I will consider it.
But what will I be using you for? Enlighten me, abeg.

[quote author=Jomo-gbomo link=topic=542902.msg7174634#msg7174634 date=1290163338]You are currently the highest bidder, let's see how many chics dare try to outbid you on this!

We do hope you don't mind his normal 2 minutes episode in bed, who needs more than 2 minutes anyways ?[/quote]Let's hope he does good and long pre-intimacy; then and only then will his 2 minutes not matter. We have toys to help too.

violent:
Mr Cork again?. . whoever bought this thing should please put a leash on it!

Perhaps the owner has good reasons for allowing it to roam.

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=542902.msg7174497#msg7174497 date=1290161671]madam i have notin to be jelous of, i hav a 17inches Badonkey. he aint got it, never will (no ofeinse)!!! [/quote]Good for you, my boy. I hope you have learnt how to pack it very well.

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=542902.msg7174443#msg7174443 date=1290161137]big deal, long hisssssssss, [/quote]Jealousy!
You can hiss from here to Cairo.

Those fine eyes invite me to bid N500 for Oxone.

They look fabulous.
Congratulations to the happy couple

^^Nairaland Police!