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Negro_Ntns:
@POST,

When I walk up and talk to a girl, more likely than not she is going to say to me "I have a boyfriend". As far as I'm concerned, if she's not married, then she is "available". Its the "hide & seek" hunting game. She is evasive, I am tenacious.

I am not dissuaded by the other guy, in fact as far as I'm concerned, he's in trouble from that moment on. On our meeting she had made it clear that I'm not number 1 , so its in my interest to elevate my position to number 1. That's what competition is, displacing the other guy and becoming the one that wins her heart and love. Not every relationship start at the number 1 position. You must understand where you are and what goals you want to accomplish. Some guys can be cool and wait their turns to be elevated, some guys are hot headed and cannot. To the girl that I want If i'm not number 1, nobody else is going to be.

cool talk! I can digg it.

RichyBlacK:
If the guy being used as "stand by generator" doesn't realize his inferior second-fiddle position, then he's a worthless tool! _{Same goes for the "stand by" woman.}

Precisely!

gabrywyl:
Well baba, because you make the angry expression just now thats why I ask. . . . Na waaaa oooo. . . see yourself.

why you choose to stereotype me at 71?  mind you i manage to look very fit.  no need for viagra but i am still virgin



my mat is calling. those darn mosquitos can't wait to suck my blood. i must go rest my head now gabriel. oganjo oru don knack!

my friend talk say virginity is a crime.  reproduction is the koko of human existence.

why are you asking me? i am only 71.

Caliente:
[size=13pt]Yes I pray that their corpse never lack teeming hungry maggots[/size]

you need the blood of Jesus!

not done sex at 25 grandma? congratulations. me too i never do sex at 71.

no be juju. wetin worry you sef.  i dey talk of operation-make baby.   
even too short no dey my dictionary. no be rapper they call too short?

abeg go siddon somewhere yeye pikin

gabrywyl:
EH Watch your mouth ooo bobo. I only meet my guy for 1 year. Too soon to get married don't you think?

EH? "too soon" is not in my dictionary. i hope you no allow him do something
know whatta mean?

gabrywyl:
That one different ooo. . . . I see with ma own eyes on other threads. You are a number 1 FLIRTERER! HAAA

why you dey lie me like this?  you mean the FLAT where i live?

for how long you don marry? at 25 you be grandma
how many pikin (children) you get?

WAts? i don tell you say i no flirt. i be good guy. you no see?

gabrywyl:
yes, I still stick to my stand. I no fit lie. But I fit for white lie only

even white lie na lie. silly girl.

no be toast like toast bread o.


your brothers dey one kain o.  black nigerian dey play band dey play hockey?  that one weird o
next thing you go tell me dey sing opera

gabrywyl:
Uhm. . . ok, me sef don't understand this sentence. Explanation please. Abeg.

hmm. tried toasting her but she refused my advances.

HAHAHA! Amadioha god of thunder!!!!!

you no fit lie? every persin dey lie. you just lied.

gabrwyl i take style toast that small girl acidrop one time like that
she form like say she too fine

gabrywyl:
Besides, he is white and I'm yellow. How to be blodd related?

brown and yellow, pink and white - could be one of those freaky situations na




why do you call them your "brothers"?

acidrop:
this will be intresting

welcome to our little mansion.  how bodi?

she don lie tell me say na her brother be that

oh ok.  is he your blood brother or an adopted family member?

xplain this:

"BABYYYYYYYYYY I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

why you dey lie to me like this?

answer my question.

i dey try.

your boyfriend, why was he begging you to take him back the other day?

true talk

wey your brothers tonight?

17 ? says who? why are you reading backwards. 25? you be grandma oooo

gabrywyl:
How old are you nna?

71. you?

thru with socializin.  had enough fun for the summer, dear.  party time is over.

gabriel, being single is the healtiest choice for me as of now
until God directs a blossoming flower my way

gabrywyl:
Why don't you go out to socialize in the real world than you can find your girl?

girls? let mama ngozi catch you corrupting me. i'm still a minor, biko.

_{just kidding}