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benueguy:
Zero time(s). Only irresponsible men (boys) have skeleton in their cupboards. Collect a person's phone, WhatsApp locked, gallery, locked, everything locked. As if they're in cult. Mtchewww

well that's my type buh I'm not in a cult

thunder need s to fire that man

Omo Nigerians no dey hear oh
See bashing

Tell 'em joor

Akeelahtunez:
hehe
and one foolish mother fuvker is condemning Nigerian men
we too much

This is Umuahia War Muesuem......Waht did u say Biafrans are producing again kwa?

[color=#000099][/color]Op ya dab sha, e be as e get

As i don make FTC, na God win

whoa

DrIkB:
I remember when I was still a kid, I would swallow orange seed and sometimes cherry (africa star apple) seed and eat plenty of sand and drink. if they ask me why,I would say I want the tree to grow from my stomach.
Also I used think Ram is for muslims, while chicken is for Christians since thats what is slaughtered for salaah and Chrismas respectively.

lmfao

MadCow1:
Accuser of the Brethren..

well that' s what the post said so I'm no accuser

just2okworld:
This is very urgent

I need 2000$ cash urgently in my dollar account or via Western Union or money gram

comment better thing

MadCow1:
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Question: In what Position where their dead bodies found?



Who says they were not praying all Night?

Maybe the Officer is an Evangelist or something like that?

Just because a married Man and a Married woman were found in the same room does not mean they were having an affair.



R.I.P to the dead.. They must have died happy..

the woman lied duh[color=#990000][/color]

lilmizwierd:
The baby in my house doesn't behave like one at Nine months you won't believe the things he does You need to hear him singing Frank Edward Okaka :O :O :O . Today my mother was counting money He just crawled close and took #1000 from her, normally when he takes money he returns it but today the nigga started running. It took combined effort to collect the money . Since he was wailing I decided to give him #50 He refused and kept demanding for the #1000 . I just couldnt believe my eyes
He's an Ibo boy sha

LMAO

ojay2053:
Bros, you shouldn't have given her a dime. I came to buy perfume , okay I'm waiting for you in th car, that would have solve the ish. Naija girls and craze for money, jeez!!!

seriously man I don't know whats going on

donofdons:
guys i heard that obama, jays and don jazzy sold their souls to the devil for money and i have been looking for a place to sell mine for 2 years now without success. I have visited asaba to look for nwanyi asaba to suck her breasts, i have slept in graveyards invoking the devil to come and take my soul for just money and fame without success. please brothers and sister help my if you sabi where i fit sell am sharp sharp. I have already rehoused christ and i don't want to lose her and lose when i die. to show you that i am serious.


[b]Satan, prince of Hell, I invite you into my body and take my soul in exchange for money and fame. I acknowledge that I will spend forever in hell and I humbly accept this consequence. Please hear my calling and accept my invitation.
I relinquish the ownership of my immortal soul into the keeping of Satan, the Master of Evil Demons, Commander of all Ungodly Forces and Unclean Spirits, Inventor of the Sin, Eater of Souls, and Chief Torturer of all dead Heathens and Damned Christians. I furthermore give to him and his subservient creatures the rights and privileges and freedoms entitled to me by the Creator of the Universe, whose name I flout. I understand fully that I will live as a creature of sin and an artist of villainy and corruption in this world, and become a slave of evil in the next; property of the diabolic in both. I shall spurn and debase all things worthy and pure, and I shall make ruin my cause and calling. I shall indulge in joyous cruelties from the pettiest to the most maleficent. I swear that I shall curse the names of all the angels of the host of heaven; and with the aid of my Liege, they shall hear me and be tormented thereby. I shall endeveor to commit all kinds of sin and crimes against the Enemy-who-yet-rules, succeed and blacken the soul of the earth. I am a blasphemy. I am one accursed. I am among the host of the damned.
This Pact, binds me to the Eternal Darkness that is Satan in a manner as irrevocable as his fall into the realms of perdition. There, with my new master, I shall remain in torment and unforgiven until the end of the world.

In return for this sacrifice and for my denial of all that is good and redeeming, I will possess money in substantial quantities, the fulfillment of all of my lusts, and the destruction and degradation of all that opposes my whims. I shall overcome with blackness, succeed in monstrosity, vindicate all scorn, by breaking the Whole. In return for the additional corruption of other people, for every one damned and dead that I am responsible for directly, I shall have my life prolonged in health for another two years and a day.

I fully understand the consequences of the signing of this most unholy pact; I proceed willfully, cognizant of my coming privileges and debts. I furthermore promise to fulfill my debt punctually and without resistance, nor will I pray nor plead for my soul in any way, nor attempt to have others plead in my behalf. I confirm this in this covenant more tightly knit than the bonds of life and death. May the Prince of Darkness take pleasure in my gift and my betrayal, and use such to spread his reign further throughout the phenomenal world by annihilating the spiritual.
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seriously man how does that affect us
please these kind of posts are not on point

Femiwilli:
[size=14pt]Why wont he support PDP when Buhari is [/size]
https://i.imgur.com/Xrv3ZRs.jpg?1

thats right hot got that one right

HBD Frank
I'm not surprised that he is in his 20s i mean he looks young

I mean how will teens be doing this
anyway nothing is actually impossible as the Bible says

Atmmachine:
They should be taken to court for killing innocent cows and i hope they get 60 years prison sentence.

What did the innocent cows do to deserve this brutal death.
R.I.P innocent cows

cows and human life, which is better?

RichYoungNigger:
This woman should be given an award.
Look how creative she is.

SHE REALLY DESERVES AN AWARD [color=#006600][/color]

STFUareyouGod:
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Atleast we've all finally seen number 1

not all of us

The true life of a Nigerian[color=#000099][/color]