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;DIt is called Tom-tom or multicolor. Farano you don dey get bad mouth like berem, airforce1 etc. m

farano:
Fanta face and charcoal legs

dharyour93:
It's good that Ghana did that.

Firstly, this shows that Ghana is a country with high intelligence and security consciousness

Secondly, It was impartial in doing this because it removed the billboard of both the APC & PDP

Thirdly, why should Nigeria draw Ghana into its politics? Have you ever seen any billboard belonging to Ghana in Nigeria?
if u were asked to get married at d age of last two digitz of ur phone number, wich age will yours be? mine is 81, Holy ghost fire o=D*rotfl*:p pls dnt spoil d fun... I'm sure those who erected the billboards did not follow due process. If they had done so, they would have been told beforehand.

Nigerian politicians like wasting money sha. That was how a politician approached CNN for adverts despite its been expensive. Thank God CNN didn't accept.

. See the spelling of your "fourthly". That is the effect of having an illiterate leader/family leading 160million nigerians. Education will go for doldrums.

LoveDecay:
.... You're wrong !

Nigerians blast (is correct)
Nigerians blasts (is incorrect)

Believe it or not, you can't speak English.

Think of this --

Monkeys throw
Monkeys throws

Baboons Soak
Baboons Soaks

clevvermind:
u can say that again. i'm even still searching till now.

contact oseni iyaw ABABIO

(In flavor's voice): Obidosi ona atonu 'darling' 'darling'. RIP to HML. When they start, the bring their fake love and rlship to the world on twitter, instagram and facebook. When they break up, they go underground. Fake lifestyle everywhere. Ur boo kisses u, you tweet, your mother in law comes around, you tweet. You tweet "my boo is so sweet" and u expect single girls not to come taste that sweet thing, abi? You break up, no more tweets!

PROFESSEUR OSHIGBANJE

[Point of correction it is prodesseur OSHIMGBADE. That is all.quote author=nnafather post=29845128]Osinbajo is just a professor without brain....he can't read the handwriting on the wall. Desperate old men.[/quote]

If una like, make una release Buhari sex tape, we are voting for him and nothing will stop that

Buhari is not looking healthy oh!

Hahahahhahahah! Dude u no go kill me oh! But why APC goons get all these lie lie names? I hear Lie mohamed, I hear solomon Liar! Abeg why all these lies? Lies go full their government oh!

zigger:
APC shedding aligator tears since.....

1. Asking a girl for sex on first date.

2. Bragging and hype-ingg with your fame n posessions, your father's or family's wealth and assets.

3. Begging her for money, recharge card or transport.

4. Promising her marriage in place of money and connections.

5. Telling your friends every thing that goes on between you two (kiss n tell niggar).

6. Bragging to your friends how easily it is for you to get girls laid and how they scream on bed (sexcapade).

7. Wanting her to visit you often, cook for you and wash your clothes. For God's sakes she is not your wife.

8. Becoming angrand uncomfortabley when she asks you for recharge card, transport fare or a financial help. Pls if she cannot ask u for favors or something pls kindly date animals like goats.

You are a jumping Jumping Jehoshaphat.

omenti:
I smell Advert

Time to retire General bassey enobong ukong! I fear the lives of tese dogs in his hands. So russia sold dogs to us instead of sophisticated military hardwares? Ok!

I see amm for orile bustop with tuface own. U send am message?

Feranmicharles:
Pls I dropped my boxer here d other time,now I couldn't find it,who elp me see am?

You the mind the he-goat? What did he do with 16billion dollars? Pls tell this fool to kip shut. It pains me when I complain of jonathan, pipo like this ape who has ruled nigeria the most will complain too. He saw military n civilian regime, had alll the chances in the world to mk nigeria a great place or at least set the tempo. He failed and he is here ranting. Foolish old man.

jamace:
Hope OBJ included how he used his position to take advantage of his son's wife and how his family disowned him because of his selfishness.
Did he include how he forced contractors to build him his Ota hilltop mansion?
Did he include how he forced govs to donate to his library?
Did he include how he made himself petroleum minister yet there was no fuel and fuel scarcity persisted?
Did he include how he converted govt lands meant for operation feed the nation into Obasanjo farms?
Did he tell the world that he used his EFCC to chase political opponents into line?
Did he inform the world how he forced Gov Mbadunuju to continue to bribe political godfather?
Hope he included how he used minority to impeach Gov Joshua Dariye in Plateau State.
Did he state his role in the assassination of Bola Ige, Pa Rewane, and others?
Is it in his book that instead of building universities for Nigerians, he built private university for only the children of the rich?
What about his longer throat for power to go for third term, is it there?
Hope he included how he junketed the world with Nigeria money to source for the best expatriates for his Ota farm

Only u reason before you type. Other comments are empty n innane. As for the gossip, I thought same at first glance. If not that I read well unlike many of our youths today, I would hv concluded she was the one.

Make she no worry, bloggers will soon wake up on this gist n do justice to it. I imagine her calling for press statement or help from linda ikeji to put the gist well.

MissMeiya:
This is what happens when you gossip. Look at how they put her picture front and center, magnified.

Either people who don't read will assume she is the woman in the story, and/or the actual woman in the story will know exactly who was responsible for spreading the gossip.


#passingby

Let's make use of the amunition first on bokoboys and then delve into investigation. Kai!! We need a president with balls. Whose speech in times like this would send out steam, fireballs and smokes to the Chadian governments!

My daughter is currently studying at university of Jacking, Connecticut. I know she will mk me proud like her brother who graduated from university of Papillo.

This news will US surely receive sadly and as a threat. Pls can someone help me explain how this MOU signing will lead to selling of arms to us to smoke out bokoharam? I hope is not the proverbial US giving training instead of weapons? Who can educate me here pls?

You shud know that minors are littered everywhere on this land. Don't u hear them complain about how long a post is? Don't u hear them say "u expect me to read this"? Kids forum. Reading culture is dead.

Gboliwe:
Ofcourse he didn't! Lately, I've been reading a lot of threads on nairaland and I marvel at the level of understanding of some users. I mean, is there a contest I don't know of that gives awards to the highest number of posts from a user? If not, why do many users just jump into a thread and start making a fool of themselves? I do NOT understand.

Sorry sis take heart.

justi4jesu:
Sorry bro take heart

Pharisee (far to see). Always far to see obvious blessing.
Sardusee (sad to see). Always sad to see pipo's success n blessing.

hardbody:
Pharisee....

Pls does china harass refugees?

Mikel obi is a chief, Onazi has two chieftaincy titles, Omeruo is a chief. How u go carry chiefs go play ball expecting to win?

Musa is tormentor in chief.

I prefer NokiaTorch to Blackberry Torch here in China.

Nokia before u go pls tell me why Nokia X can't transfer song via bluetooth. Biggest error in history of phone. Una battery too come dey die pass blackberry. Pls kip producing nokia torch cus its our surest dependable ally. PHCN no dey try.

God has blessed you! Please how do u advice me to get aroud this american I'd n SSN stuff? It is a huge problem I and my friend(co-traveller) is faacing.

twizzie:
So I got PMS to share my experience with Mihs.
Well, I don't have subsequent experiences with any American hospitals so I really can't compare. All in all, I feel the experience was good. The staff are genuinely concerned bout you, especially the baby. They will take their time to check d baby, you sef go dey pray make them no detain you extra day. One thing though is always ask questions and when you need something, ask. If you are not clear on something, ask as well. The docs will encourage you to ask as well.
Had my baby thru Cs. was actually there that day for my ultrasound, they noticed my aminotic fluid level was a bit low. Na so them keep me for monitoring o. From monitoring, it was decided that they had to bring d baby out cos he kept moving and changing position. Induction wasnt an option cos i had a previous CS, my hope of a VBAC flew outta d window. Then they started explaining explicitly the procedure..fear gripped me at a point. Everyone explained what they were going to do. Nurses, docs, anesthesiologists,. The procedure was over in less than two hours. Recovery in post partum was sweet. Was given ice as soon as i came out. Was adviced to walk around that evening which I did. Those pain meds can turn u to a drug addict. Lol. One thing guaranteed is your welfare is their priority.
Some nurses weren't so great but some are just angels.
As for accomodation, i would advice getting a place where there are other Naija mommas. Believe me, this place boring and moving around isnt that easy. Especially if you dont have anyone to show you arou d. Cross land moms have all left, except for one. Extended stay Oak street still have a few. Ocotillo village which is where i am have just two pple left. Its quite close to d hospital, very close to d airport as well. The only thing is u need an american id and SSN to get a place here.
OK, I think I have tried, I hereby drop my 'golden' pen. Hope this helps someone.

5000 nairalanders takes sojourn in france.

Yes! They left last night!

5000 nairalanders takes sojourn in France