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Funny enough someone knows this girl who resides in states but a jamaican. If I reveal more about this girl for u all to confirm, you would be amazed how pipo lie on nairaland just to mk fp.

Well I hv learnt that this world is a very small one room self-contained; by this post. Advice: at a certain time in our lives, we all just hv to delete all our pictures on facebook n make it look like nairaland. You can never imagine how far our pics can go and what acts its used for just as this post.

Run to stanbic and thank me latterm

Pardon my errors in grammar n semantics. I typed from a phone while on the move.

Let me state it clearly from albinitio, what informs this narrative. I am seriously motivated to write this for two reasons:

1. StanbicIbtc pension's unbelievable service delivery.
2. My dad encouraged me to always share some of my stories for it may be someone's last hope.

I started out as a contract staff in one of the main IOCs in Nigeria as contract staff, worked for 7years as a contract staff. The experiences as a CS in O/G industry begs for another thread. So, I got a better job in Angola(permanent job) five months after my contract was terminated. Of course it put an end to my pension contribution with my PFA(stanbic pensions). After 7months of leaving that contract job, one day I was arranging my document box, I carelessly stumbled on my pension documents, there I dioscovered that I can actually withdraw 25% of my total RSA(savings). So simple a step!

I pieced together the documents needed, and threw in my application. The next day, I got an sms acknowledging the receipt of my application. In the sms was a catchy phrase that says "stanbic ibtc pension requires u not to give any gift or recharge card for the processing of ur application" (permit my urban writing). Hmm! I was like, in this country? Is this for real or one of those image-saving auto responder texts? I was already eulogizing them; rhapsodizing about their straight-forwardness more than their marketers though bellied with bouts of doubts and skepticism.

I got an sms-friendly format to check the status of my application. It is: Status of Benefit Appl: eg: text "APP PEN11100000 to 30388. (The PEN** is ur PIN). I tried it first, th immediate reply was "ur application is being processed for submission to Pencom for payment approval". Wow! I screamed. Early days of the Second week, I checked my application status by texting the above to 30388, the immediate reply said "ur application has been submitted to pencom for approval, u will be notified of the outcome once out". Unbelievable!

Tuesday of the 3rd week, I got an sms from stanbicIbtc pension saying, "ur application has been approved for payment by pencom, u will receive your fund in the next 24hrs, check with ur bank" -it is a lie! I screamed. In same week on thursday morning by 10:42am dot(I saved the time). I got a Gtb sms alert. Hurray! It was my 25%. From my calculation I was expecting 2.1ml+ but I saw an extra 25k. I was miscalculating I guess. All happened under 3weeks. I was monitoring my application status via my phone. No need to go visit any office or lobby any jack. From the day I dropped that application till payment, I was a doubting thomas. So such a thing does happens in a firm in Nigeria? Just wanna shout out to StanbicIbtc, u guys rock! So u don't need to wait till u are 50years of age. Enjoy ur 25% for now, at least future will sort itself out esp in naija. Lolz!

I hear a lot of people complaing of their PFAs; please you administrators, stop frustrating we poor masses over our meager life savings. We toiled for it. Stop putting us under undue stress to lay hands on the evidence of our sweats(pension etc). Thanks!

I have a job too BHI Angola is following me uup on. Am on interview stage. They will call back or I can gv him the contact of who called him so that he can follow up. quote author=Tranquill post=19729522]Please I have someone that applied to baker hughes. They called him 2 days ago from Angola for a 5 mins chat but the timing wasnt right as he was in a meeting and requested that they call back in 2 hours time which the caller agreed but never called again. His status changed from "application under review" to "completed" which seem strange. Does anyone know what this 'completed' mean? Many thanks.[/quote]

;DYou mean the Doktor homosexuals?

Hiploko:
Onitsha homosexual musicians bleaching since 1900...

If yoruba men fills key positions, he benefits filling station and padlock.

francizy:
So it's all about filling key positions to you and not about performance?

If I may ask, what do you benefit if Yoruba men fills key positions?

Nigerian mentality tho..

Already Identifying with people Tinubu and Oyegun dread n distrust in APC. Identifying with real unpocketable titans (old PDP hardnuts); I mean pipo wey sell the hen (mother) to those day-old-chicks tinubu carry dey go market.

Especially when served cold.

U2ice:
Revenge is sweet...

Now I see where ur problem is coming from. The anguish, pain and killing u cause pipo via yahoo yahoo has come to roost with karma. Your karma is wearing soccer pant. Better go pray to God and ask forgiveness

The sacked boy should buy anoda dog(ekukeh) and an empathy gift card for his ex-boss. Submit both to him on a monday morning. Ekukeh dog or Lampi no go cost pass 1500naira. I have 5 of them roaming around my street looking for shit to eat. Thank me after!

But she will spread her legs for poly boys in Total and Mobil.

Why is there huge ovation for pacman than weather?

Jamie killed it. P.diddy and the other guy bet 250000USD on the fight, with diddy rooting for money boy. Eee don be oh! How much is this fight worth for the winner?

I recalll wen I wore this oud wood by Tom ford to an event. Mehn!I smelled like a forest undergoing massive deforestation in dry season. Dudes were like "oboy this perf is da bomb". I felt great but I personally liked hugo boss more.

jemype:
sorry I meant oud wood by tom ford. encre noir too is very good compared to d price.

;DLagoon president earns more without insults.

Nigerians go loot shoprite nationwide once I blow the whistle

I don't envy buhari at all. Expectations are high. He has a lot of work to do in the next 4yrs. Many stand to be proven wrong on hiis personality and ability to move nigeria forward.

cozy7:
Enough show off....Baba get to work as soon as u step into Aso Rock n right those wrongs that's been lingering since 1999

Teleport ikuru good one! 19 commissioners and 11 lawmakers joined him. Hehehe! Kitty-Cat Cat of ubima going dwn. Insultive and arogant amaechi. Mortgaging the future of rivers pipo over fulani bony ass.

When DJ was going through all that pain, I only saw one person his mum. Chai!!! If we do anything without establishing that woman, I will weep. DJ I know would so much desire his mum is helped out. Even as we talk here, that woman is facing a lot of persecution already over an unseen cash. Pls let us help that woman, set a bizness for her. She is the only person who can give DJ's kid water to drink assuming one of such kids surfaces latter. Brother and sister no send oh!! Pls pls setup business for that woman and exclusively and legally name it hers in honor of DJ, to avoid family brawls. Name the business hers! TEHN, make a legal documents stating some clauses that will protect the woman oh! The mother is the only one I speak for cus DJ spoke so much of his mum. He will be happy wherever he is if his mum is happy...

please I need your clarification. I have a job offer in Dubai, I am through with the interview and all recruitment processes. We are on immigration preps. I just want to ask. Can this salary offered which is 20,000, diram/month be enough for me to manage a family of four? I don't know the cost of living there. But the salary is $5500/month. I know this is about 1.1milion naira/month in Nigeria. But how good is this money in Dubai considering the cost of living there? I need your candid opinion on this.

[size=18pt]what is this trend of misplacing "BEEN" and "BEING" in a sentence? This trend is becoming a recurring decimal in most articles and posts i have read. Please OP check it... it is disgusting to see graduates always culpable of this grammatical incongruity.[/size]

These are the kind of coment you hear when a 72 year old is in power. This one Doroclueless! #oloburukuSomebody#

Then you must have a lucrative lundry business! Lolz

OLADD:
Not really, I was born to take sycophants and mischief makers to the cleaners!

Do u use dynamite as toothpaste? Bomb delivery! #oshe#

OLADD:
You must be crazy from the womb! Why can't you advise members of your family to enrol into the military and head for the northeast? For the sake of blockheads like you, the multinational forces who are currently assisting Nigeria had foot dragged all this while, they only agreed to assist us some days ago. Moreover, the Federal Govt had never said insurgency will be wiped out in six weeks, rather the period will be used to subdue the insurgents so that elections can take place in those places. Stop telling lies like your mentor, Lai Mohammed. You are one of the idiots who twist any information from the govt circles to peddle foolish lies on Nairaland. Fool.

This is just a home coming! Ehe! So? Do yoou expect my family members to chase me out upon my visit to our family house? Pls try another hook, this lies n strategy is stalle. Just as timipre sylva visitd boyloaf's came in the creeks on behalf of president yaradua.

PS: for those of you lying with the life circumstances of these chibok parents, thunder is real oh! Imagine you in their shoes reading this lies from chibok. Stop using their predicaments to score fictitious political points. Soon you will concuct a story of APC builds 5bedroom mansion for all chibok families plus 50million naira each to cushion the effect of hardship. APC and PDP too be very careful of what u use to blow the amber of ur campaiign. Life is in the spirit.

[size=18pt]OBJ has set the precedent. "destroy any material linking you and your former association". will pastors credit my account (return my offerings) if i change church?[/size]

[size=18pt]if the sauce is punched then i prefer eating my white yam with salty water....[/size]

Wow! Sorry about that. But the reason why he asked u to leave was because he just felt his transition from bachelor to a family man was too quick and fast. He just felt he is not in full control of this transition. Yes! He feels u re manipulating the control buttoon or situations re doing so in ur favor. Men loves to be in control of certain things about them. You giving him money to rent an apartment, means u were more into championing the marriage or live-in arranging more than him. Why do i say so? It is what I said because u lent the money to assist him rent a shelter for u both n the baby; if u were truly in to love him why LENDING? Why not give? Give to the course of you both and what u share. Well, I will just advice girls, never to allow a man feel his is on his toes to transit into a married man by any guise or means. That shock was what made him take it out on u. Really, it is usually a very sad feeling for guys who relish the boyhood single free life, or guys who would really miss their singlessness to marriage, not to talk of abrubtly weaning them of the status they relished so much. U tk force wan comot feeding bottle from imm mouth.

Solution: move on! Dnt insult him over the issue. When the dust settles, he will come for u.

;DChoi! Choi!! This is one cracked me up. Dude! U dey smoke I swear, I don laff tire. Kai! U get mouth. I pity any girlwey go wan fall ur hand.....mehn! U dey go frontal on the offensive!

Wuuworld:
I just discovered why ur Ex G family said he will not marry u....The wife material in u is not even enough to sew handkerchief....my dear,itz not about ur tribe,itz about the content of ur character....u need to upgrade