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kim kardasian is getting boring and i so hate jerry springer

sheffyUTD: Some user names on this forum make me giggle and always want to make me puke! From professional looking, to neutral, and to very naughty ones.

Is your name influenced by the job you do, your tribe, attitude, religion, Eureka moment or just out of nothing?

With due respect to Truckpusher (Seriously? Na ur profession be dt?), yeyenatu (ehn ehn, as in ?), Wizeboy (Yinmu ! Hw Wize? U be Einstein? ), Jarus (jarule incarnate? Gangster tins? ), Kulikuli26 (Wetin, u dey sell or consume ?), rattlesnake ( ?? ), LEFULEFU ( you mean ?) . . . If I fit ask oga Seun self how he take be dt name, lols . . . Others, spacegoat, doroND, bitterpenis (ah !), eightsin, heatmeup, . . . ...BORN2FUCK () . . . you know yourself, Please share.

what is it now this thing is bcoming embarrassing oga seun pls change my name to It's normal state ooooo it is tinuolababe abeg. now back to the matter y are u mentioning me u see MADCOW U dnt talk oooo

chocknolis: Any cartoon done on NTA network

then u dnt watch video and fragile rock those cartoons on nta rocked bak in the 90's.for me cartoons are just boring nowadays

bitter kola? my grandma for village don make am b dat

englishmart: abi o.
It's time to form patriotism

imagine. now it will b i love my father's land, before when u ask him he will say i don't know

course of. before nko? when south africa don announce dier coach

macsika: *and on her way out she had an epiphany and realised that it wasn't the pot belly she wanted... She just wanted to suck my hammer, so, shed entered apologise for being rude, and said ''can i see your pipe first'' when i oblige and removed my boxers, what she saw got her breath taking, she screamed halleluyah in excitement went down on her knees and start preying on my golden rod all at the same saying my name and mmoanningm

lolzzzz 20yr old boy talking smh dis are the things that causes masturbation u need deliverance

bablononi: oya come and pass again now.

i smell cheats

tosag: I needed to make an important call so I used the last cash on me (N200) to buy a recharge card. I hard barely finished loading the card when I received a text saying that I have successfully subsribed for cnn weekly subscription and N50 was deducted from my balance. This is making it the third time that I have been fraudulently charged by mtn. If it were at a time when I have enough cash, I wouldnt have bothered. The thing pained me so much that I called their c/care. The chap who answered couldnt give me a cogent answer. He was just stammering and apologising at the same time. Sometimes I begin to ask myself wether we have a government at all. NCC has got no channel through which members of the public can lay their complaints and they are just there collecting free salary at the and of every month. This is daylight robbery and nobody is saying anything. Imagine if they collect N50 from 1 million people that would amount to N50 million. Inshort, only God can save this country.

take heart

LEXYCOM: hmmm, jamb question

these ones use runs enter university we can see it in u

hmmmmm naija and scammers sha

EMMAACHILE: This is Tecno’s third tablet and is in my opinion way better than the first. The Tecno Phantom Pad II also known as Tecno G9 is now available in Nigeria and I just got one from a dealer N32,000 in Lokoja, Kogi State.

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First of all, the specs
Display: 7.85 inch
Dimension:
1.3ghz Quad-core mediatek 8382 processor
Camera: 5mp at the front and back with format at 2592*1944
Android 4.2.2 operating system
Sim: Single Sim
Battery Capacity: 4200 mAh
Data: Support up to H+ (3.75g)
Wifi: Yes
Bluetooth: v4
Microusb port
Storage: 16gb
Ram: 1gb DDr3
Flash light: yes
Video Recording: 720p
Charger: Input: 100-240v, 500ma; Output: 2amp,5v

Check link for review http://www.platinumdigital.biz/2014/07/tecno-phantom-pad-ii-g9-review-and-price.html

what's the difference btw pad mini and dis one

i just recieved this msg dat i won certain amount of money and i should send my name and phone no to ukbbonline
.............pls has anyone received dis on his or her bb b4 tell us what it is about

LEXYCOM: God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob...pls let the rumors be true....I need a break from schooling activities...say like 4month strike....In Jesus name I pray..can I get an Amen?

how old are u?

Chanchit: He can always sign the contract as a minor, then sign an improved contract when he turns 18, abi 17yrs old no dey play for premiership..?

tell me one dats not a foreigner

macsika: *runs to my bedroom takes off my clothes and waiting to get flogged by Heatmeup* *she came in, looks at me in awe and blushed, 30 seconds later she stripped* Bro it's On... The naked man works.

sees and says ew, gross u look disgusting with your potbelly.runs out

macsika: *runs to my bedroom takes off my clothes and waiting to get flogged by Heatmeup* *she came in, looks at me in awe and blushed, 30 seconds later she stripped* Bro it's On... The naked man works.

sees and says ew, gross u look disgusting with your potbelly

mourinho will be scared no because his boss is here

temigracie: ....ha,babe...wetin i wan talk now??....ayam tongue-tied

lo0lzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lolzzzz see messi ooooo

temigracie: ....ayam here ooo.....wat i do??

ans them now

cjpass: It’s no secret that Bosnia International Edin Dzeko has been linked with a move away from the Etihad for the past two seasons but unlike the previous times when City will stand in his way- they are prepared to let him leave and take their chances with 17-year-old sensation Kelechi Iheanacho. - See more at: http://.com/iheanacho-may-force-edin-dzeko-out-of-man-city#sthash.j1Ppflns.dpuf

he is still on pre contract

just wondering if nairaland does this spamming things or not

macsika: Age is nothing... Cos the beautiful ones are not yet born.. I'm waiting for my soulmate and maybe she's 1 because i'm 20

******takes cane and pursues him and wonder what he his looking for in romance section

temi where are u

Tallesty1: wetin e mean?

yimu

abeg nothing wrong in it,charly boy's wife proposed orlando julius's wife did so no biggie

nickz: we've signed more spanish players this year than the past 3years i guess

kk

ITbomb: Someone is losing his job

LIKE SERIOUSLY

nickz: ManUtd becoming Spanish

Chelsea becoming Brazilian

Arsenal becoming German

Liverpool becoming Southampton

This will be a great season!!

how is man utd spanish