I use to live in the fantasy of muscular till I dated one I was like ewwwwwww on the bed but henceforth I go thick mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

haba this guy is handsome naaaaaaaa can't we behave civilized for once? I am yet to see the foreigners respond to things the way we do

all of unable just details talk anyhow one of my friends happened to be o e of the 1st class, the guy is something else when it comes to answering questions regarding his course

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a box contains 1red,1blue,1green. if 2 balls are drawn out, construct a table of possible outcome and what is the probability for each outcome

ikombe:
LMAO . Lekwa mama 30 dey claim 19







The nyash in dis pix looks like Stone code steve austin head

bros han han you are so wicked lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

gbaskiboy:
Jesus fed over 5,000 and no public show of it. He should imitate Jesus

he did Mojave rinse public show of it, miracles testify themselves

Nokia sef don send peeps go their house ooooooo.this buhari better act fast on our economy

samocholi:

Greetings to u all,please I need a candid advise because am fed up and confused at same time.It all started in 2011 when I met my wife through my collegue in the bank. I used to work in operations and hardly have time to truly search for a wife that is what I thought back then.so I had this collegue of mind who appears responsible and is also a church worker in a responsible church,not all these money making churchs.so I confided in him , so one day he came to me that he has this lady where he normally goes to worship atimes that he will take me to meet her ,that she is God fearing ,a church worker and her father is a pastor in one of the northern states,which he did and introduced us and gradually we started dating,


I even took her to see my parent.to their amazement she woke up around 4am and swept and cleaned the house before we could even wake up for morning prayers.when my Dad saw this he was really please and was like this truly is wife material.but my Mum was like don’t conclude oh as per girls of nowadays that we should keep praying.at first I wanted us to do our traditional marriage in April 2012 and after that white wedding but she started indirectly pressuring me that we should do trad in August and white in November,2011.i thot about it,and with my naïve mind said to myself that since she seems nice and am ready to marry.


I agreed and we got married in 2011.we did both court and church marriage.immediatly we came back from honey moon my life has been one hell of a life or another.it began when my former collegue in the bank sent her sister to bring her cv to me incase we are recruiting so that I can submit for her.so the lady called later to thank me for the assistance and my wife was with me in the sitting room.it was around 7-8pm.after the call my wife started quarreling,that who is that lady calling me that am cheating on her,she went inside the room and brought out our wedding cert.that she will tear it and that we should go our separate ways.i became shocked ,I then told her that she can take the lady’s number or I can call the lady in her presence.that I don’t even know the lady. I did not even have the lady number in my phone,the lady collected my number to follow up and that is all.



I left her with my phones and entered the room.this was happening barely a month and a half after our wedding.as the days go by she started bringing different quarrels and problem.after like a year two month into the marriage,one faithful Friday night after I came back from work and I was fast asleep she woke me up around 11pm that we should talk.and I told her that if we can leave it till morning knowing fully well that the next day was satuday unless if the matter is btw life and death then I can wait.she said it is not btw life and death and was insisting that we talk before I knew it she brought out a knife and wanted to stab me so I manage to collect the knife and threw it into the wordrobe.


By then the sleep in my eyes cleared immediately and I was like what is the matter what is wrong or what wrong have I done to her,my people up till tofday she has not given me an answer.so she stood there speechless so I assume all is well then as I was going tom bed she took one of her high heel and struck me behind my head I fell down and went blank.after a while I woke up and saw her looking at me.so I got up and entered my car with blood all over me to her uncle’s house and showed them and told them what happened.before I continue we live in Abj,so the uncle called her parent and her mum came to Abj the next day.before then I had written and taken my divorce letter to the pastor that am not doing again.


After that the pastor and her people intervened and talked to her. I went to that my colleague that introduced her to me that what does he know about her that I may not know so he said she told him in confidence that she was in cult in the university and that her boyfriend then was the capon.she also told him that the boy friend was shot in school then and died in her arms.when I confronted her she down played everything and wanted to pick a quarrel,so that one died down.


Before I continue,am a banker ,and my wife has a boutique that she sells men wears in Abj. She hardly laughs but b4 we got married she was always laughing.i havs severally asked her what the matter is but she will say it is nothing. Before now I did not know that my wife is a runs girl,after our baby’s birth in Dec 2012 my wife went and did family planning without my consent,it was in the evening when the stuf started disturbing her that I got to know. In August last year that is 2014,I was watching news when she came back by 9:30pm,she started making it a habit of coming late in 2014 and that has caused serious quarrel btw us. So when she came in she droped her phone on the center table and went inside to take her shower.as I was watching the television I now said let me go through her gallery because she likes taking pictures.after that I now checked her messages.i was shocked what I saw.

She sent a text to a married man,saying that she cursed him with the sperm he pured inside her and the man said it was mutual that she is the one came to his house to collect money for the shoes and shirts he bought,he also said he will curse her with his children’s life that she is not the only one that has a child and insisted that it was mutual.at that point my hands started shaking and before I know I she jumped out of the bathroom with soap on her body to take her phone.immediatly she came to the sitting room and saw me with her phone she frozed for like 15seconds not knowing what to say after that I asked her who is the man and she said that I was one of her friends from owerri that used her phone to chat the man.

when I checked the chat history it was not just one day chat it spans four days becos the chat was very lengthy. So I was pissed off, I reported the issue to the pastor where we got married and he down play it that she cannot do such a thing..
My wife has quarreled with all my neighbours in my compound of 8 flat,she has also quarreled with our security guards at the gate to the extent that they have refused to wash her car.On 25 of dec 2014 after returning from the church my wife spreed her cloth under the sun and my neighbour’s puppy came and played with the cloth and tore part of it.the next day she went to tell then but she did not grt a good response so she went behind and boiled hot water and pured on the puppy. My neighbor’s wife went and call police for her the next day being Sunday.but their aim is to keep her in cell till Monday to teach her a lesson.unknown to them my uncle is a top police officer so I called him and we were able to bail her putting Monday date.since then small thing my wife will start saying things that she is suspecting me , that am having am affair.i now told her how,she now said a man that does not drink alcohol and does not smoke will surely womanise.i then asure her that I have done nothing of such.and truly since I married her four years ago I have never looked at any woman aside her.

To cut a long stry short,February this year as usual during valentine I to her to a shop and asked her to pick whatever she wants.then she picked cloths and shoes worth 70k and I paid. After that February ending I usually give her 50k for upkeep so tha day I had keep the 50k but there was a plumbing problem that I had to take 5k out of it to solve so I gave her 45k promising to bring the balance home or I credit her,and that faithful morning we were having a meeting in which a top official is coming from head office and my head of operations was nor around so I was sitting in for her.

so I asked my wife to help me take our daughter to sch that day as I have to rush to the office b4 time. After giving my wife the 45k she threw it on the floor that it is not enough and started insulting me that what kind of useless job is that ,unknown to me she had gone and locked the entrance door and taken the key,as I was about to go out I discovered that the door was lock,so I called her aunte to talk to her,as she was on the phone with the aunt I went through the back door. As I was about to drive out I saw my wife rushing to close the gate with only pant and singlet,I mean pant and singlet not bump hort or rapper.i was surprise,but before she could close the gate I had already passed she now took a big stone and stared running after the car.
she threw the stone at my suv ,it sounded like a bomb very loud.at first I did not know what happened untill I saw her running towards the car so I stoped,she now came held my side mirrow and started breaking it so I had to drive off. I was devasted and could not make it to work,so I called someone in the office that I won’st be able to make it to the office that am having some issues at home.


She went back to the house and called my Dad that if I come back she will kill me.so my Dad called me and I explained to him immediately what happened. so he said I should not go back home that day, I went and slept in a hotel In town .so the next day her mum came and I went home.Now it is not that am afraid of her but because I respect women and will not want to beat ofr fight her,I am far biger and taller than her if I decide to cough she will vanish so is not that am afraid of her am only respecting the marriage institution. When I got home the second day to resume work the third day I discovered that she had tore all my cloths,my shirt both office and casuals,all my suit including my wedding suit,.so I had nothing to wear the next day.so I missed work wednesdy,Thursday and Friday,during all these happening I have been in touch with my office and told them am having some family issues and could not make it to work.



I resumed the next Monday to work and everything seem to be going well, then on Tuesday I got a sack letter from human resources of the bank.unkonwn to me. the new manager that was posted to my branch got a querry for myself and the head of operations not being around for the initial meeting. so he was angry and he wrote to the bank’s human resources and when they checked that I was not logged on for the three days I was sacked,all because of my wife.most times she sends abusive texts messages to me while in the office.For instance if am attending to customers and she is calling and I did not pick on time she will now send a nasty text that I delibertly don”t want to pick her calls.i have even told her to come and see how we work in my office.so since march am yet to get any serious thing to do.
I January I had 2.5m I paid our rent 1m and part pay for a land 1m and the remaining 500k lasted us from march till june.as usual with banks I was not paid anything.so when my savings finished in june the major financial burden fell on her,with little coming from me now.Since then my wife has made my life a living hell with all sorts of insult. For example in November,there was nothing in the house so she went to southern fries and bought rice and chicken for herself,then bought a watery oha soup with out meat that I should make garri and eat with it.it was when I wanted to microwave it that I discovered that it was watery and has no meat.i did not say anything.


Most times I stay back at home unless I have an appointment or an interview just not to spend unnecessary .so I was checking one of the cupboard in our room and I saw somethings she got from a native doctor,they include a bottle of concosion with the label witches and wizards destroying oil,the second one was two of her bathing soap with burnt candle on it when I looked at the soap closely I saw small cross buried inside,the third thing I saw was the complimentary card of the native doctor.All these things I just mentioned are real and I have their pictures that I snapped.i picked them and went to her uncle’S place to show him and he was mad,he immediately called her parent to come to Abj immediately and I called my parent to come becos I told them I don’t want the marriage again. Both parties came and the meeting lasted from 5pm to 12 mid nite and continued again the next day.

she could not defend her sellf and I said am not doing again and everyone started beging that I should give her one more chance.and it seems the issues was resolved.i started my investigation and discovered that unknown to me my wife is a runs girl even b4 I married her and after marriage she continued .that is why she went and did family planning without my knowledge so that she can be sleeping with me with out condom.and this days she dresses sugestivly.i have reported to the pastor ,her parent about her dressing but she has not changed.presently she is fighting with a lady in her former church the lady is a leader in the church.she said the lady has been attacking her in the dream and anytime they lady sees her the lady calls her prostitute.She told me that the lady is sleeping with her pastor.My wife has bad mouth and insult at every provocation,she hadly laughs always moody but when some kind of men call her she will be laughing as if tomorrow no dey.

Today being Christmas as we were preparing to go to church,she was noW feeding our daughter who just turned 3 last week.becos the baby was being slow to eat she started shouting that if the baby does not eat quikly that she will injure her.when I heard that I came and told her that such statement to a baby is not good,I have cautioned her severally not to be telling the baby that she will injure her.because there was a day I was playing with our baby and the baby was telling me that she will injure me.so becos of that I cautioned her.that was all,instead of her to take corrections she started insulting me.that am useless,that the whole burden is on her that she regrets marrying me.that she will surprise me one of these days.


My dear brothers and sisters in the house especially the married ones I frankly need ur candid advise as I am tired of her ,her bad and unrepentant character and her evil ways but am only looking at the term Christian marriage in terms of divorce as I ultimately want to make heaven just as every one.

Thank u for taking ur time to go through my ordeal.

pls and pls run for your life if you die GOD will even be angry

what is all these tecno pple saying check gfk report na
in Nigeria Samsung is the highest selling brand followed by infinix before tecno. tecno is only good at making noise,i won't be surprised if the person who opened the thread works for tecno

y is everything about you fake

Sholzbankz:
18k. Call or watsapp 08171139023

12k

ebrahym:
How much, I am interested

I just pity you Can't you see not for sale at the back of the device? moreover this is a live display unit (ldu ) don't dash someone your money

dry

ollah1:


HTC One max was released 3 years ago when the tech wasn't really superb. Everybody know Apple over prices their phones but do you wanna compare Tecno to them? I don't understand you peeps agreeing with the 70k price of that piece of rod. Tecno is not even known in its home country or neighboring countries.

P5 is obviously overpriced, simple and straight. Its only those that knows nothing would proudly buy it at that price all in the name of premium when there are far more premium and capable devices available at cheaper prices.

thats the funniest thing even in China tecno is not known

kazzonline:
Op pls dont gey mad at tecno !! Be mad the the stupid hypocrites paid to hype the the phones on nairaland..they know dem selves i fit start dey mention names sef some of dem even do videos to run multitaks test and upload iphone and tecno pictures all in the name of a stupid and biased phone review!!

If na so gsmareana,phone arena and andriodcentral dey always review phones based on biased and been paid how do u think they wud all attain the level they are

But nigeria phonw reviews are filled with lies cos of the stupid stipend they recieve

but y must you compare to sell? and do you know what other brand is using to kill them? It's just the psychological battle,no matter how much they place their phone peeps still see as "is it tecno? " mtewwww

TechRez:


Samsung knows how to market anything like the end of the world.

They tried the same thing with the Galaxy S5 but it was an embarrassing flop.

If you pitch the Xperia Z5 against the Galaxy S6..

Three quick things the Xperia Z5 does that the S6 doesn't do..

1. 4k display (premium version)
2. Water resistance & Dust proof
3. MicroSD slot.


There is no need talking about the camera.. Because the Xperia Z5 23MP camera sensor is no match for the Galaxy S6 16MP shooter.

Where does Sony fail? Generic marketing..

you are talking about figures same thing techno is doing. have you held the two phones before and compare if you have park n shop in your area you can go there and check the quality of the camera and forget about figures, even one nokia like dat is 40.0mp yet it is not as sharp as true to life pictures like the s6 edge

Avero:



dude, they are, it's all a marketing strategy, huawei is foreordained those people that one.high quality.and class, (1st son) Techno for those interested in mid range quality (middle son) itel for people looking For cheap stuff with little and average specsspecs(last son)

I disagree you I know what am talking about

francis247:
Bro you are so right. My brother who bought the hot note pro b4 traveling abroad (USA) could not use the 3G on the phone because the phone cannot receive their 3G. These companies don't only cut coners on display, CPU, Chipset and other areas we can easily identify, they cut corners on every corner.

these are the things you tell peeps and they will be screaming I don't need it joor, most of these chinese brands are dual band networks hence,Can't work outside Nigeria

ollah1:


U are going too far, Note 4 kills it

note 4 ke? even A8 is better

TechRez:


Though we didn't get this issue on our test lab, I believe you understand what mechanical error stands for.

Even the prestigious iPhone 6S had its own share with the #bendgate issue. HTC One M9 also had fingerprint issues.

However, that's not to say Tecno should have an excuse with this issue you have raised.

They should be working on an update to fix it, if android 6.0 update is rolled out for the device, it could also boost the efficiency of the technology which they are using for the first time.

my point is why compare with the iPhone knowing fully well it Can't compete camera wise

bobo65:



I swear when I saw that picture comparison, I was very angry, apple suppose Sue tecno for even having the thought of comparing any tecno phone to any apple phone, iPhone 4s front camera is better than dat phones camera by far...

When I saw iPhone 6 camera, I screamed , in camp we were out for morning drill, my frnd took a selfie with his iPhone 6 front cam by past 5am, it was looking like he took it by 4pm...

Apple to me o, has no rival in the mobile world

apple just no even get their time,assuming it was samsung hell for don burst

Avero:


lmao, you do realize huawei and Techno are 1 company, just a trick they all playing part of a game plan

lmao, you do realize huawei and Techno are 1 company, just a trick they all playing part of a game plan

no they are not and i am very sure cos i know a brother that left techno for huawei

sats:

wollup! wollup! i say wollup! sony,htc and lg are comparable with the iphone huawei too

huawei dey even try but tecno is bullshit

I was really mad today despite all the hype about camnon c8 or wetin be the name sef? The useless phone was compared to the iPhone 6,for crying out loud iPhone 6.I got to lay my hands on it finally,decided to take a snap shot at night with the toy as it is the unique selling point of the phone,the picture quality at night is not even better than Samsung grand 1 which is a Samsung faced out phone and i can say it is far far far far better than the rubbish called c8.imagine them now comparing it with iPhone 6?abeg tecno should pls grow up, or probably go for a recess and come back strong to the market right now they are not getting it right.
note;The phantom 5 don full engineer table for market with flashing due to finger print not recognizing.if you won buy abeg no use finger print ooooo

have entered this bus b4,it is automatic and I took my time to study the mechanism of the bus and this is how it works
when he pulls what looks like a walking stick the bus accelerate and when he press it it functions as a brake. and yes he is a licensed driver. He don dey drive for about 4years now that i know off

kosplateau:

when they say don't overinvest to enable logging off easily...u guys won't listen.

badt guy

first phone 3310 first smart phone Nokia symbian current phone Samsung s5 aspiring phone Samsung s6 edge + or note 5

d1twista:


For free? but I got the phone from Paris, would they still fix it for free ?

no it is not for free you will have to pay as Samsung have stopped screen warranty although it is likely it will be back.
moreso what you have is a parallel import phone Nigeria warranty does not cover for it although it would be fixed

nkechi042:

With which car

how much is your asking price

deadZONE:
Are u Chris Brown = NO Beckam = NO Christiano Ronaldo = No
***Fetches water from the well and pours on the OP **Shouts Oboy wake up go wash plate. Nkita.

wicked

makes me wonder If Chelsea even have a scout??