₦airaland Forum

Jollyjoy:
note,you are not alone,my sister is suffering the same fate,all her papers are HELD!! So take heart eeeh,pele.

any possibility of them releasing it? my brother really studied hard for that waec. oooooo

Melons:
guy... you have no idea what the chinese are capable of. it would do you like feem trick.

what are they capable off than lies and fake.

ShaiMalika:
LMAO,, haba na. tecno isnt that bad na. kai.

it is joor even the way they do branding. in computer village and abuja bannex is annoying

bigiyaro:
hehhehehe, comparing yeye tecno dat has not even been lunched wit iphone. Una smooke weed?

the way people do comparison is so annoying sef imagine techno with iPhone 6, dem. never beat gionee in night. images na Samsung dem go beat? not to talk of iphone

after one coach go say he no dey fit That's y he no dey start am for under 20 **********smh for nff

adeowo84:
you know me somewhere ni?

Welcome to Telecom jobs, ready to be on your toes

the edges I love sharp edges That's y am considering Lexus

Ibangap:
This is too harsh.
Answer this one.
Money has different names !!! In church its called
(offering), in school its (fee), in marriage it's
called (dowry), in divorce (alimony), when u owe
someone its (debt ), when u pay the government
(tax), in court (fines), civil servant retirees
(pension) boss to workers (salary), master to
subordinates (wages), when u borrow from bank
(loan), when u offer after a service (tip), to
kidnappers (ransom), illegally received in d name
of service (bribe).
The question is "when a Guy gives it to his girl
friend, what do we call it??
Answer __________?

dash hehehehehehehehe

omenka:
The thing is, those cars have been in the old Government House for very long time, including a lot of Helux vans meant for the police. They are up to 20 in that compound.

then icpc should b after his bleeping asse

unikazzy:
if u hv not seen ur name yet on d shortlisted list....check ur mail for this letter


Presidential Committee to Assist In Immigration Recruitment Office Of The Secretary to the Government of the Federation Shehu Shagari Complex, Three Arms Zone, Abuja. FCT, Nigeria

3 Apr 2015

B******, K*******, R******

k***********@gmail.com 23480364518****

RE: NIS-2015-028-0001-000000****, submitted on 10/02/15

Dear B******, K*******, R********,

This letter is in response to your application for the position of CATEGORY A: SUPREINTENDENT CADRE - Assistant Superintendent II (ASI II) CONPASS 08 in the Nigeria Immigration Service. After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that you have not stage of the recruitment exercise. been short-listed for the next Thank you for your interest and we wish you success in your future career.

Signed Secretary to Presidential Committee to Assist in Immigration Recruitment

For: Honourable Chairman

does this mean that Anyone who received this mail have no hope of been shortlisted? what of those who have no receive the mail and yet have not seen their name on the list?

FrancisTony:
Who should I campaign for? Buhari or GEJ

Biko, i'm not that jobless

smh na una go first abuse pej oooo

Reiyvinn:
At Ejigbo, Lagos State, as we speak. At Polling Unit: Ward 022, the Acreditation has been done, and now, being the time for voting, the Corpers and Policemen were OPENLY bribed and the Balot Box is no longer at the Polling Unit.

The Corpers have been taken to a nearby hotel and we the voters have been barred.

People are now leaving out of fear and frustration.

I will stay here, under this rain, and see to the end of it even if it means being gunned down in the process.

#EJIGBO_RIGGING

your blood is more precious than their ambition biko

190theclown:
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remmembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

better luck next time
meanwhile na wa oooo this election is tough gan

Ict Nigeria is a joke

soe:
Liars..this pic is from the common entrance exam into the almajiri school in kasuchi

I hail ur lying spirit

can't you see the inec logo

freeboy604:
Please I do not think you and I has an issue on pm, just that I felt you should be more serious on other things that will be more beneficial to your future.

whistling away

freeboy604:
If Nairaland is not accessible for just one will you be able to stay? Because its like here is where you earn a living. No day without post!

now i remember where i know you. is it a crime not to reply your pm? abeg free me and stop stalking me

ki lo buru nbe have done it b4 and it paid off

adewasco2k:
Most people want the best phones in the market but because of financial constraints they go for a cheaper phone but still want the best of the cheap once. So if you are looking for the best cheapest android phone in Nigeria then you are on the right page as I will list out the top 10 best low budget android phones available In Nigeria and their prices. This will be balancing best features, built, maker etc with the price so you can still get the best android phone even with low budget.

The listed phones are android phones with prices ‘mostly’ below 20,000 Naira and has 1GB of RAM.

Note: This listing is in no order

1. Gionee P4

Android v4.2 (Jelly Bean)
4.5 Inch, 480×854 px display, TFT
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
5 MP Primary Camera, 2 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
8 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
1800 mAh, Li-Polymer battery
Price is ₦20,600

2. Tecno R5
Operating System: Android 4.4.2 KitKat
Camera: 5MP
Screen: 4-inch Capacitive Touchscreen
Memory: 1GB RAM, 8GB ROM
Battery: 1800mAh Li-Ion battery
CPU: Quad Core 1.3 GHz
Connectivity: GPS navigation, Bluetooth WI-FI, HotKnot and USB
Dual SIM, Dual Standby
Price is ₦18,000

3. Infinix Hot X507
5 Inches display size
Quad Core Processor ( for your understanding, that’s 4-in-1 engine :p )
5MP Camera, 2MP Front cam
Dual Sim functionality
Android 4.4.2 (KitKat)
RAM – 1GB & ROM – 16GB (expandable upto 32GB via Memory card slot)
2000 mAh battery
3G For Super fast browsing.
WiFi and Hotspot enabled.
Price is ₦16,000

4. Jiayu G2f
OS: Android 4.2.2
CPU: Mediatek MTK6582 1.3Ghz Quad-core
GPU: Mali400
Memory: 1 GB RAM / 4 GB Storage
External Storage: MicroSD up to 64GB
Screen:4.3” (800×480) display – GorillaGlass2
Notification LED
Rear-facing Camera: 8MP with 1080p video at 30fps
Front-facing Camera: 2 MP
Wireless: Bluetooth 4.0, 802.11 a/b/g/n
Battery: 2200 mAh (removable)
Price is ₦19,000

5. Opsson Genesis S7
Android v4.2.2 (Jelly Bean)
4.7 Inch, 720×1280 px display, IPS LCD
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
8 MP Primary Camera, 2 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
4 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
1700 mAh, Li-Ion battery
Price is ₦22,600

6. Innjo i1s
Android v4.4 (Kitkat)
5.0 Inch, 480×854 px display, IPS LCD
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
5 MP Primary Camera, 0.3 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
8 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
1900 mAh, Li-Ion battery
Price is ₦ 16,699

7. Nokia X2 Dual SIM
Operating System: Nokia Windows + Android Apps
Camera sensor: 5 MP
Screen: 10.92cm,ClearBlack, LCD
Memory: 1 GB RAM/4GB Internal
Free cloud storage: 7GB
Processor: 1.2GHz/Qualcomm Snapdragon 200
SIM: Dual/Micro SIM
Price is ₦ 24,000


8. SamsungGalaxy Ace 4 Lite G313H
Technology: GSM / HSPA / LTE
BODY: Dimensions 121.4 x 62.9 x 11 mm (4.78 x 2.48 x 0.43 in)
Weight: 130.3 g (4.59 oz)
SIM : Micro-SIM
CPU: Dual-core 1.2 GHz
MEMORY: Card slot microSD, up to 64 GB
Internal: 4 GB, 1 GB RAM
CAMERA Primary 5 MP, 2592 х 1944 pixels, autofocus, LED flash
Price is ₦ 18,200

9. Lenovo A328
Android v4.4 (KitKat)
4.8 Inch, 480×854 px display, LCD
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
5 MP Primary Camera, 2 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
4 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
2000 mAh, Li-Polymer battery
Price is ₦ 21,000


10. Huawei Y330
Android v4.2 (Jelly Bean)
4.0 Inch, 480×800 px display, TFT
Dual core 1300 MHz processor
3 MP Primary Camera
3G, WiFi, DLNA
4 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
512 MB RAM
1500 mAh, Li-Polymer battery
Price is ₦ 16,000

Source Top 10 Best Cheap 2015 Android Phones and Prices in Nigeria

seems you don't know itel 1502 It's cost just 15300 not to talk of itel 1353 it costs 6000 now dats the cheapest android mobile

deejayz:
Please, I hope you're not trying to sell past questions you saw for free on the internet. You should share the link and let others enjoy what you stumbled upon.

Here, http://www.ngscholars.com/2014/03/nigeria-immigration-aptitude-test-past-questions-answers-format/ all the questions are available here but the answers are not all correct but we can know what to expect.

GOD bless you. Nigerians always looking for ways to milk peeps dry

scammer oshi the thunder dat will fire you is doing jumpology

angrybird007:
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p for pancakes

ifeojobas:
Our Client is the number one PC company and a leader in personal technology, striving to be one of the world’s most respected and admired companies.

Serving customers in more than 160 countries, we are a global Fortune 500 company building strong strategic execution, innovative products, an efficient business model and a strong, diverse global team.

We seek the services of young, tech savvy, target driven individuals to become our Brand Promoters in the following regions in Nigeria –

    Lagos - Apapa, Victoria Island, Ajah, Ikeja, Alaba and Ikorodu

·    South West - Osun, Oyo, Ogun, Ekiti, Ondo and Kwara State
·    South South - Edo, Delta, Rivers, Cross-River, Akwa-Ibom and Bayelsa State
·    South East - Abia, Anambra, Imo, Enugu and Ebonyi State
·    North Central - Abuja, Benue, Kogi, Nassarawa , Niger and Plateau State
·       North West - Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Sokoto and Zamfara State
 
Job Description
Ensure accurate customer profiling
Knowledgeable in company’s products and services
Sell products proactively to new/ prospective customers
Identify and understand customers’ needs
Set up customers’ devices
Install necessary applications on devices
Upsell and Cross Sell to customers
Monitor customer queries and ensure timely response to issues
Ensure proper time management and efficient turn around in sales activity
Ensure assigned sales targets are met
Participate in sales/marketing activities
Maintain accurate records of all sales activities
Ensure timely submission of daily/ weekly sales activity reports to team leader
Participate in sales performance review meetings
Perform other duties as assigned
 
Educational Qualification
HND, BSc
 
Required Skills
Tech Savvy
Sales skills
Customer centric
Good knowledge of operating systems for smart phones, tablets and PCs
Ability to setup systems & mobile devices
Ability to trouble shoot extensively
Good Listening skills
Good Communication skills
Willing to learn
Target driven
Sales experience will be an advantage
 
Method of Application
·         Interested candidates should send updated CV to info@tamy.co using the job position and desired location as subject (e.g. Brand Promoter- Lagos ; Brand Promoter-Kano). Please note that the email ends with .co and NOT .com
·         Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted

how much una dey pay promoting no easy oooooooo.

princepee:
Agbani darego was the most beautiful girl on earth. She was dark skined. Beauty isnt about colour.

help me tell them oooooo agbani's smile is a killer Beyonce sef no match am

rattlesnake:
I went to gtb today a half caste girl came and all heads turned

Let's stop deceiving ourselves

see dats d difference they get attention. pls do survey and you'll see most unmarried late women are fair

condralbede:
GoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaL

Saleem sakeem!...one more boys plz

and dat was d end of your sakem

if you con b Madrid or Barcelona fan nko how much you go pay to watch ronaldo and messi

Rexnegro:
But not when barca catch man united....no need to tell u what will happen u already no. Lolz

not when a bayern catches Barcelona you know what will happen lolzzz everyone has Its own nightmare

jiggar:
Nice advice @iamtheprincipal, but on the issue of wole soyinka, he graduated with a 2:1. He confirmed that sometime last year, when he was addressing some school children.
And to the girl that graduated with a 3rd class, if it's possible apply for another program, and more importantly, know the particular subjects you are good at, so that you don't follow others into a particular field of study, because it looks lucrative in the future. Although, with God, nothing is impossible, but then it doesn't mean we should not strive to be the best in everything we do in life.
Please dear, don't take your life, the agony your parents will go through over your death, will be too unbearable for them. And, worse still, it could make them loose their own life because of you negative and dangerous decision. I know it's not going to be an easy task telling them, but, just pray to God and ask Him for courage and wisdom, and then pass the message to them.

don't mind wole soyinka oooo he is just trying to cover up for his flaws because he said it does not mean It's tru the certificates don't lie what is there is what you got

godsveryown:
she studied chemistry

i know a Prof. of chemistry who graduated with third class infact she is the first female professor in d department at that school, if you doubt me ask of Prof. ogunlade mrs at university of ado ekiti chemistry department

freeboy604:
You are always here day and nigh posting, do you still have time for other more meaningful things?

you are always here day and night monitoring me do you still have time for other more meaningful things? meanwhile blame it on my office Wi-Fi

the most annoying thing about these politicians is that let Jonathan enter, you will see Apc members now moving to Pdp. either PDP. OR APC oooooooo none of them is born to change Nigeria for now as long as we still have the same old wine in new skin