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Mehn! PHCN or IBDEC whatever made me miss alot!!!
Alhamdulillah im back sha!!
Wow, Mattkent love, I'm so speechless..Never see this coming! This update is dah bomb! U are the Boss jooorr!! E-hugs and kisses for you..
Thanks for featuring me too..To some of you who don't know, my name is Raheemah.
Happy earth strong to my charming bae, Calmdove..May God bless your new age..MHR+LLNP+GGMUB! Age with grace love..Send my cake and food pls..
Dandypearl, donkross1, Sageez, demmy66, Afz9095, how far nah?? Anything for me??
least I fgt, somebody help me warn damyem that my boo boo kitty, the No 1 Boss on this thread (Mattkent) is TAKEN!! He doesn't double date either...Pls pick any single guy of your choice on this thread and I'll stamp it for you..Donkross1 is a no go area too...As for you .Donkross1 , better be careful with the way u are booing all these ladies..Face dandypearl squarely...It's one man, one woman..
Tooor! The elders yaf spoken...
bartender, serve me chilled Hollandia yoghurt plss

Damyem:
Can u imagine! Me v bin readin dis post since wen its stil @ 22 n he is not app me?! Heemah pls warn ur boo boo o.

What we do oooo? Oya pele.. Chop kiss...

Congrats to DVmtuppence and helenbee.. Good morning to the Human and Non human on this thread... Blissful day ahead

Im here donkross1. Welcome back..Safest trip and all the best to my darling Mattkent...
Goodnyt house..don't catch cold my darling dandypearl

DandyPearl:
Hemmm....Mattkent its high time you update for us. Unless u wanna face our wrath like donkross1 said as I siddon since morning na how I go take deal with you I dey think. I no know wia the bartender went, even heemah darling went out cuz I saw her somewia along tanke/post ofice. Btw I suppose you went to a conference concerning sadiq matter Abi

sweedie I'm back...why is Mattkent starving us of update nah?? Donkross1, any news??
Damyem darl. Pls bikonu jejely leave my boo boo kitty.. Take Sageez....

Good morning all...Waiting anxiously Mattkent hon.

Damyem:
Proud to b d janelle of mattkent cus i dnt wana snd heemah packing

Madam, welcome on board but I dnt joke with my Mattkent oo.. Don't let what happened to Sageez, Calmdove and other boo snatcher happen to u.ask them..You can have whoever u want buh Mattkent and donkross are untouchable....Dandypearl dearie, shey I lie??

ysadiq:
Matt please i hope u're working on how to publish this book coz it shouldnt jst be within nairaland forum, let the world know u've got sometin May God help you. Ur last update was really touching, though i no be lyk heemah and co. wey dey cry o. I sha know that sadiq never die whether na magic or anytin Am coming back 4 zeenat. Kudos to my oga at the top.............

How about you explain your whereabouts to us? Btw, who's that girl you saved?

I have this belief that Sadiq isn't dead...No..He can't just die like that...gudnyt dandypearl darling! Sleep tight Mattkent Hon. Gerrarahia donkross1 and Sageez

Didnt k w when tears rolled down my cheek! Thats touching! Oh my!! I still cant believe Sadiq is dead! The pain of losing a loved one!! Hmmnn!!!
Mattkent, plss!!! Biko! Do Allah! Dakun!!! Come and update more...

Calmdove:
case no close oo. ah!!! Who wil cum to my aid oo? Dis na conspiracy of d highest order... I no gree at all heemah**see bestie of nowaday dey give advise,dandypearls U wan use me hook ur 1st boo boo so dat u will hav sumtin 2 say when donkross1 ask u.

better go siddon! We r supposed to punish you for crushing on and plotting to snatch my boo's boo but out of our generosity, we decided to fix you with another girlfriend snatcher, you are still not grateful.. Don't let me invite Jennifer into this matter oo...Take henz24 jejely and boo each other...The elders have spoken!!!

DandyPearl:
Heemah bia bia abeg. Come n see sumthing Ooo this is serz

Don't stress yourself too much Bestie.. let's join Henz24 and Calmdove together. Case closed!!!

donkross1:
As you no dey here to cook for me like that Heemah girl dey cook for Mattkent na hin I say make I go chop Pizza.




Zo yarinya. Menene? Wetin I collect for your hand sef sotey na only sansan you dey pour for my custard

Until you make dandypearl your Zeenat, I won't stop badmouthing you....Hello Sageez, Mr MTN. Lmaooo. You sef stay in one place nah..

DandyPearl:
Mattkent you really don't want me summoning janelle for you Do you Well lemme chill small . Btw I haven't seen your zeenat(heemah) and my kross(donkross1). Sageez though! The guy be MTN - every thread I go na hin I dey see him

sweedie, I'm here....Just finish fixing lunch for my darling Mattkent... Your cross, Sorry donkross is busy chasing a fair girl like thAt. I saw him on my way here...

..It can't be...No! No!! No!!!!

Mattkent:
Don't be sad dear. This was eventually going to happen you know.
To all....next update tomorrow.

I can't believe this..No! He's not dead! He can't be dead..Atleast not so soon...Waiting anxiously for tomorrow's update...donkross, the bar is closed till further notice..

..It can't be...No! No!! No!!!!

Dandypearl of life, missed u too....I'm patiently waiting behind curtains for d next update..

demmy66:
just allow me peep ooo..as water don pass garri... may i just sitdon dey look jejely....

Huuuuuuuh! Someone is jealous ooo...better be happy for me...djhack1 watch how you talk to my boo boo kitty ooo..Else, I'll instruct the bouncer to bounce you out. Lol! Where is donkross1 ?? I bet he is busy chasing calmdove and maggielovely, let dandypearl catch you, she 'll break your leg! Come and serve djhack1 any drink of choice..Updates will soon come..Bae is cooking it already...Goodnight!!

Djhack1:
Wow! you actually telling me indirectly your beauty is inhuman?..anyway enks for the warm welcom much better than that of karashika

Ain't talking about beauty, just emphasizing that unlike donkross1, my Mattkent isn't a womanizer..He is a one woman Man!
Dandypearl of life, I double sight you....
btw, I saw demmy66 peeping..Come in joor! Long neck!!

DandyPearl:
Boo mii of course. The official bartender of the thread my donkross1. The only meat in my soup

Bush meat or cow meat or goat meat? The only cockroach in your cupboard abi? I don't envy your relationship ooo...Djhack1, welcome on board jawe..
Lemme introduce myself to u, I'm the Zeenat in Mattkent's life..**feeling fly**

Bless u girl!! You rock!!!

safarigirl:
Let's play a game

The story has about 5-6 more years to the end, guess how it ends

Don't do this pls.....I'm not good at guessing.

Hmmmnnn! *just passing by* donkross1 matter don finally tire me.....Dandypearl love, pls be careful with this guy, he 'll soon break ur heart faaa...Good morning everyone.

donkross1:
. **thinking( what is wrong with dz one, no be only hollandia)*** See The yoghurt is not chilled oo, infact we no even get sef ....

Sageez my guy gimi alomo jaare

I'll soon dethrone you I swear! .btw, u no dey take eyes see fine girls ooo...

DandyPearl:
Fam24 my donkross1 is a very good person. He's a cheerful giver too. Loool. So don't be surprised when u want one thing nd he gives us 4 . @ sageez :-/ sebi u yaff finish buyday cake with your bae and you didna even brought some for us 'the text composer[b][/b]'. Well its good like dat sha.

Abi oooo. Don't mind him...
@ Donkross1, Mr cheerful giver, serve me a cup of chilled strawberry Hollandia yoghurt....make I dey wait for my boo to come update...

demmy66:
Faints. ..very wicked thing..... elenu rada rada

You should know I won't disappoint you!

donkross1:
Infact Mattkent u need to sack Heemah asap. Why would she take decisions behind your back She said one thing and you the oga at the top said another. She thinks she is as powerful as you are. You need to sack her ni.

Na lie...I am to Mattkent as Zeenat is to Sadiq...
**ntooor**tongue out** Better tender your resignation letter asap! dandypearl sef don desert u after u jilted her for Vanessa.. Badt guy

demmy66:
the sun doesnt have to wait for any planetary body to shine... the peacock doesnt need to dance to showcase its beautiful colors... the lion doesnt need election to be annouced the king of the jungle.. demmy66 doesnt need a p.r.o to make the house no i compose love msgs.. you dont need to make any effort to seal ur lips.. fold ur arms nor cross ur legs cos uv got me....

Its a good thing your school fees didn't waste..when u are through with the novel u copied all these quotes from, borrow me plss.. *tongue out*

With immediate effect, donkross1 has been sacked n suspended for two months...
My darling dandypearl should assume the position and Sageez should be her assistant... Oh no! Sageez is currently heartbroken, Afz9095 can be the assistant.
I pity dandypearl too sha, cuz she is already in love with donkross1..I've always known that guy is a cassanova..

Signed and Sealed by Miss Heemah...

demmy66:
The disyou'll between 2 hearts is not an obstacle,
its a beautiful reminder of just how strong true
love can be...dese r just few words i have yo say outta many on ur special day..no one deserves them bettet than you.. happy birthday love...

So you can compose love sms? Hmmnnn! Lips sealed, legs crossed and arms folded for you...
Sageez, happy B'day to ur Dewdrop.
"""Happy Earth Strong to my Sunshine, my Bestie, my ride or die. You are as loyal as you are talented and as loving as you are beautiful. The world makes sense because you are here...I pray that all your heart desires be granted..Wish u you more prosperous years ahead. MHR darl. """"

demmy66:
hmmn..many things don happen here behind me... plenty water don pass under bridge... wont mention names... but will observe closely... Gudmorning house. ..

welcome back Bae....