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Foreign Affairs › Re: A White Man Learns The Meaning Of "Maga" In Nigeria, Blasts Americans by heendrix(m): 2:53pm On Mar 02, 2018

krissconnect:
Any American who falls prey to my maga trap,i must suck him or her dry

you go fall prey to person to now wey go suck you to skeleton. that how the world spin and I trust karma never to delay or overlook. your free to suck dry ur own suck till skeleton is on the way travelling at 20km/hr it gonna reach safely

#peace

Politics › Re: US Secretary Of State, Rex Tillerson To Visit Nigeria March 6 by heendrix(m): 2:45pm On Mar 02, 2018

Austinoiz:
Even though you've long shown us how senseless you are, I believe you can prove us wrong, even if its for once.
Why are you doing this to those who still believe you have so.ethonh left in your head?

Dont mind the fool Nairalanddist why do he think China has no choice but to impose sanctions on North Korea. NK that people believed to be China brother cause they trade mostly on everything cause even after UN order China were still doing some undercover trade with them until trump had to threaten to sanction China to before they hands up.

the simple truth is there's no country that would say I will boycott USA that country's name is sorry. Hence, people keep saying why cant Nigerian government boycott USA millitary hardware and buy from China or Russia. only people who are good in politics will understand why Nigeria really cant

Also, why did you think Russia had to tamper with the election to install trump that cause the beef between US and Russia during Obama's time was on the rise and Clinton wanted to continue from where Obama stopped. another truth is even US contribute majorly to Russia's economy.

So mr Nairalanddist always get your facts right before coming to spill thrash outta ignorance

Crime › Re: Should I Return The Phone To The Owner? by heendrix(m): 1:20pm On Mar 01, 2018

olafunny:
Ahh I can't ooo lol. I don't think that's appropriate

lol I just hate rude girls with passion anyway read my prev comments

Crime › Re: Should I Return The Phone To The Owner? by heendrix(m): 1:12pm On Mar 01, 2018

destroy or throw the dang phone away like ERockson said I really hate people who lack manners

I would just text her with the sim in the phone "I wanted returning the phone but becos ur rude bye to your phone forever" coz at that level of rudeness if you wana return how are you sure you'd be safe that if you give her and she shout thief on ur head or even involve dangerous guys or police" huh

Op use ur head o you dont have two

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Crime › Re: Navy Man Beats Two Brothers To Coma (pic) by heendrix(m): 1:08pm On Mar 01, 2018

Damn

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Nairaland General › Re: See This Thing I Killed In My Room That Looks Like A Snake by heendrix(m): 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2018

Willexmania:
God Forbid Oh... Snakes Dont Come Even 2000 Metres Close To My House. Do You Know Why? I Have A Special Plant That I Planted In My House. It's A Snake Repellant. Snakes Hate The Scent Of The Plant.

abeg what the name?

Travel › Re: 10 Of The Most Powerful Passports In The World by heendrix(m): 12:54pm On Mar 01, 2018

akinfestusexcel:
THE PHOTO IN MY OWN PASSPORT... WHERE CAN I ENTER??

Hell even without ticket

Car Talk › Re: Quiz: Can You Tell Us The Names Of These Cars Using Their Headlights? by heendrix(m): 11:26am On Mar 01, 2018

1. VW beetle new model
2. Audi A8
3. innoson G-wegun grin

4. Benz E-350 2010
5. Bentley wizy
6. Nissan

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TV/Movies › Re: Angry Road Users Plant Trees Inside Pot Holes In The Middle Of The Road by heendrix(m): 10:27am On Mar 01, 2018

Lol

Romance › Re: Man Prints Picture Of His Girlfriend Cheating On His Shirt & Wore It To Her Work by heendrix(m): 10:17am On Mar 01, 2018

mistel:
why would an able non 2 minuteman cum via Mouth Gig! if u like sing my mic till dawn, no akamu dey show up!

Lol

Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She May Woo Me by heendrix(m): 1:21am On Mar 01, 2018

Jogunomi1:
Sex will be no 1 thing in my marriage.

mtcheww something that after a year you'd be tired of it....keep deceiving yourself yuhia you dey do yourself

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Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She May Woo Me by heendrix(m): 1:16am On Mar 01, 2018

Safiaaa:
So why is she not sexy to you?

eleha go and sit down ah...tew

Family › Re: Why Nigerian Men Hardly Forgive A Cheating Woman by heendrix(m): 1:14am On Mar 01, 2018

kamsibabylove:
i dont think it works on some men coz i cheated on my bf 3 times and he forgave me now we have a daughter and wil be getting married in oct.

it's still in you lady

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Agriculture › Re: Anambra To Begin Exportation Of Rice by heendrix(m): 1:09am On Mar 01, 2018

export? as the rice finish circulating all round the country? huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: Teacher In Custody After Shooting At Dalton High School In Georgia by heendrix(m): 1:07am On Mar 01, 2018

nawa o is kids or youth now the target huh

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Lebanese At Ghana Zenith Bank, Steal His N16M (Graphic Pics) by heendrix(m): 1:02am On Mar 01, 2018

Sagamite:
Fcking dumb, reetarded, useless kids our education system is churning out!

so sorry bro I ain't responsible for your misfortune. so easy on me abeg

Romance › Re: Man Prints Picture Of His Girlfriend Cheating On His Shirt & Wore It To Her Work by heendrix(m): 10:44pm On Feb 28, 2018

VenomousTruth:
before person go cum from bllowjob eeh... that thing too hard to cum through. I can have it forever! its overhyped.

probably your penis is curved and enclosed by the cap

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Crime › Re: Check Out The Graphic Picture Of A Man Butchered With Machete (graphic Pics) by heendrix(m): 10:41pm On Feb 28, 2018

nothing more than cultism initiation

Celebrities › Re: 2019: I Am Considering Serving My People In The House Of Reps – ‘paw Paw’ Reveal by heendrix(m): 10:36pm On Feb 28, 2018

congrat

Crime › Re: Bike Riders Beat Policeman Who Fell While Fleeing After A Raid, In Ikeja (video) by heendrix(m): 10:31pm On Feb 28, 2018

fake this video came out in a movie I watched last night angry

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Lebanese At Ghana Zenith Bank, Steal His N16M (Graphic Pics) by heendrix(m): 10:25pm On Feb 28, 2018

marvin906:
why can't you just knock the guy out.. and collect the money. must you kill..

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Education › Re: Treasures Olawunmi Bayo To Break 113 Hours Reading Marathon World Record by heendrix(m): 10:13pm On Feb 28, 2018

marvin906:
thank you am honored.. buh your still a mad man

Lool

you try 1-1

Travel › Re: American Street Filled With Potholes You Don't See On TV (Photos & Video) by heendrix(m): 9:42pm On Feb 28, 2018

murphy02:
bro it's not so, some part of indian polis is like that

you sef don say it all *Indian* the only Nigeria in Asia grin

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Lebanese At Ghana Zenith Bank, Steal His N16M (Graphic Pics) by heendrix(m): 7:12pm On Feb 28, 2018*

65 years? you died a fulfilled man atleast you gave to the poor n the needy before dying embarassed

as for me ayam still looking for the graphics

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Education › Re: Treasures Olawunmi Bayo To Break 113 Hours Reading Marathon World Record by heendrix(m): 6:45pm On Feb 28, 2018*

I dedicate this FTC to marvin906 my PIC (partner in crime) grin

back to the topic:

Nigerians always making us proud atimes. anyway good one bro for waisting your time as this dosent add to our Economy angry

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Crime › Re: Young Man Caught Sleeping Unclad In A Mosque While Using Quran As Pillow. Photo by heendrix(m): 6:42pm On Feb 28, 2018*

I know they beat him right inside the mosque until blood came out and tomorrow by 5am this same people will come there to pray to one Mohammed that died long ago in medina

if Islam preach peace then an Islamic lexicon needs to be invented probably understood my Muslims alone like wtf huh

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US President Vs UK Prime Minister’s Motorcade (photo) by heendrix(m): 6:11pm On Feb 28, 2018

marvin906:
all for one nigga..
abeg who one kill am go still do am..
no matter the security

you think say na like your own shithole sęikurity

over there it's called security very intact and sophisticated. so better go n learn or keep your rotten mouth shut

miserable rifraf angry

wo I dey beef you big time

shey you sabi look for trouble yesterday huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: US President Vs UK Prime Minister’s Motorcade (photo) by heendrix(m): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2018

adextetoo:
Shogun laye ni?

o su wa o

Politics › Re: US Treasury Slams Sanctions On Nigeria, Others For Terrorism by heendrix(m): 4:39pm On Feb 28, 2018

izaray:
Ah! Smart guy, that's why i like you

Lol thanks sweetie kiss

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Phones › Re: See What Happened To My S8+ Screen Of 115k by heendrix(m): 4:37pm On Feb 28, 2018

talk2dboss:
From my experience with Samsung Phones, Your screen is dead. You will have to get a new screen. Sad truth is that the cost of a new screen + your cost price of 170k = A new note 8 and some change.

Its quite sad that this happened to you. I am sure the seller had seen signs of this screen which was what made him sell the phone at that price to you.

My advice, since he said the phone comes with warranty, then go to his place with either a soldier or a policeman let him replace the phone (REPLACE THE PHONE OOOO, NOT CHANGE THE SCREEN).. Always run from fixing the phone, cos getting an original screen is very difficult. 10% chances.

Now you will spend money, maybe close to 50k for the police or soldier. But it is worth it if you are getting another phone

so because of a phone now he should put an innocent soilder in problem ehn? or when did soilder start involving themselves in civil matters? huh

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