₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




I can only wish him well.
Except a man is lucky to have genital warts or skin lesions round his preek to help optimal vaginal stimulation, I will not advice someone this old to venture into a relationship with someone this young; because,
She will cheat on him, it is not her fault.
He will not satisfy her, it is not his fault either.




Welcome back bro! Nairaland misses you. Meanwhile, na God go punish person wey ban you in the first place. The person dey jealous your doings

Anyone who has been unfortunately lucky to have shagged a lady not older than 62, older than 35 but not younger than 19 will have noticed a fundamental flaw; that it is almost impossible for them to achieve orgasm from the thrusting of a preek due to the use and abuse of sex toýs and female masturbation in recent years.

While a preek in action can only produce linear motion, the linear, oscillatory, circular and accelerated motion that can only be achieved from sex toyś, proximal digits and oraI sex has rewired and irredeemably altered the presypnaptic terminals inside women's kpekus due to an overload of impulse and the female brain was not originally designed to withstand such arousal overload.

Now, just thrusting a preek in and out of them is totally inadequate to trigger kpekus axons to relay any neurotransmitters to the brain, therefore the brain gets no message to release the hormone dopamine responsible for orgasms.

This is the reason why 74% of all sexually active women between 58 and 18years have not attained orgasm more than thrice in five years from only penetrative sex.
Same reason why 39.76% of Nigerian women are bisexual.

It is also why it seems women lose interest in sex after marriage and childbirth; simply because, there is nothing for them in it again!
If only men knew what's on women's mind as we hump them, we wouldn't even bother.

This sad discovery made scientists around the world brainstorm for exactly 8years, 6months, 23days and 9hours on how to assist men in bringing pleasure to women during sex. This birthed dotted and ribbed condoms.

Ever asked yourself why most ladies hate condoms yet all ladies love dotted and ribbed ones?

Because, while the man does his routine back-and-forth, in-and-out, the ribs and dots on the condom helps with a 360° stimulation of the kpekus; sadly this additional stimulation will not still bring about orgasm in many due to extreme impairment of vaginal axons and sensory nerve fibers but may only increase arousal due to production of acetylcholine.

Women now crave more for external attention, and their propensity for cheating is higher; because that thrill from a novel attention also releases acetylcholone and dopamine.

Reason why, even though she knows it may not be, women will always think the sex is better almost every time she cheats on her husband; because technically, a woman can "climax" just from receiving constant compliments from a new man.

The moral of this warped write-up is that,
cheating will never stop.
He may have to mess up his bedspread with KY jelly, but a text from a new admirer she fancies will get her wet.

If you doubt me; ask your woman.

augustine77:
President of Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) Comrade Joe Ajaero was on Monday morning arrested by officers of the Department of State Services (DSS) because he failed to honour an invitation by the agency sources have revealed.

DSS sources said that they had invited Ajaero last week. The invitation, it was gathered, had to do with a petition by some top NLC leaders against Ajaero, and that certain aspects of the petition bordered on national security.

"You know that our new DG (Director-General), Mr. Oluwatosin Ajayi resumed duty less than two weeks ago. This was one of the petitions he inherited. He insisted that we invite the NLC president to clear the air on some of the allegations.," explained the source.

"Last week, we invited him (Ajaero) through the normal channel, which is on the telephone. A very senior director extended the invitation, and was mandated to handle the investigation.

"Ajaero promised to come today, Monday. The next thing we heard was that Ajaero was sighted at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, trying to board an international flight.


"No responsible security organization will fold its hands in the face of such contempt. The law setting up the DSS empowers us to defend Nigeria against domestic threats, to uphold and enforce the criminal laws of Nigeria, and to provide leadership and criminal justice services to federal and state law-enforcement organs.

"This, we have done over the decades without fear or favour. We often praise the CIA in the United States for operating without fear or favour. See the way former President Donald Trump is being dragged around, even though he has the chances of returning as president.

"We must learn to live within the ambit of the law, including honouring invitation by security agencies. I'm sure he'll be released after he clears the air on the allegations against him by some of his colleague-officers in the NLC," assured the officer.

moscobabs:
I celebrated when I was 29 and 40. I celebrated my birthday just twice

moscobabs:
Rich man kid bi dat, I celebrate my first birthday when I was 29 and second one when I clocked 40. 😊

trutharena:
Kemi is a clown.

Meedon:
But the Holy books says so

Meedon:
Grant him access to heaven.

Meedon:
God bless the dead

vanbonattel:
Onitsha to Enugu express security checkpoints

1. Awkuzu Junction army
2. Awkuzu Junction FRSC
2. Dunukofia LG hqts police
3. Enugu ukwu Junction police
4. Amawbia Junction police
5. Unizik Junction army
6. Mopol base Awka Junction police
7. Prince and Princess hostel front army

8. Amansea boundary police
9. Ugwuoba boundary police
10. Ugwuoba bridge police team
11. Ugwuoba Junction army
12. Ugwuoba Junction NDLEA
13. Ugwuoba Junction FRSC
14. Ugwuoba Central army
15. Oji river Junction army 1
16. Oji River Junction army 2
17. Ezeagu express army
18. Near Nkwo ezeagu police
19. Near tiles factory police
20. Umumba Ndiuno express police 1
21. Umumba Ndiuno express police 2
22. Nsude express (approach to ninth mile) police
23. Ngwo express army
24. Ngwo express anti terror squad
25. Onyeama Hill (near refuse dump) army
26. Onyeama Hill (near coal mine) army
27. Abakpa interchange police
28. Abakpa Junction FRSC

This is what a traveller moving just 105 KM from Onitsha to Enugu will endure. A checkpoint after ever 3.7 km.

Are we at war?

Absuchat:

Prayers answered instantly.
Straight to heaven

CluelessOMOnile:
Mad people

stacyadams:
Yeah he is....always supporting dead non livng things reason y he grills dead vultures,dead rats and dead rabbits

stacyadams:
master and apprentice



Same old story

They go blame apprentice coach

As usual that clown that grills dead rabbit always supporting failures

Bonarotti22:
If you think things will change for the better in Nigeria, gather here make I pray for you.

santaclaws:
But it's not the same in the Christian section... People would gladly comment on Christian post but Muslims are given preferential treatment on Nairaland. . .

Otamendi99:
D kind of inflation weh go happen if finally na 400k. Una no go fit carry am. Wetin go do private sector workers. Abi dia own goods go dey different.

yarimo:
It shall never be well with PDP

Mvnster:
Bail is not same as fine, know the difference. It is left to the govt to prove his offense. Till then the court cant really do anything to him.




Fela said the rot in the police is the main cause all the problems in this country. Thats the plain truth.

Joy2dworldxyz:
What's an individual doing with billions?

EngrchidiG25:
We know the party

diesel86:
Are dey planning to rob Naked Home owners too , because I don't understand this pattern again ó

Hectroy:
The have started this their cho cho cho talk again. Small time Air Peace go soon cast. Bunch of notice me.

Slizzords:
what do you think of the hyundai accent 2013 ?

Slizzords:
My dad was recently very ill in the middle of the night and I was at his place, we couldn't get Uber to take him to hospital because of car no dey, thank God he didn't die. This episode made me think of getting a car at least for mobility sake if not for anything.

Please I need help of Gurus in the house, what car can I buy that'll save fuel, good reliability and won't cost much in terms of maintenance. My budget is between 3-3.5m

I will be in the comment section thanks for your contributions.

Cc nurey, gazzuzz , weyreypey, kingreign, marpol