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Autos › Re: Lexus Rx330 Nigerian Used 2.3m SOLD by heffem(m): 4:38pm On Jan 18, 2021
hello bro... what's the Lexus going for last pls?
Autos › Re: Fastest Fingers.... Registered,firstbody 2008 Toyota Camry Le..1.7m by heffem(m): 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2021
I guess the car has been sold.....
Autos › Re: Foreign Used 2004 Toyota Camry For Sale!!! by heffem(m): 8:26am On Jan 05, 2021
Op, irrespective of exchange rate.... I'd suggest you guys know the current market value of these vehicles before coming to embarrass us here...thanks
Autos › Re: Clean 03 Toyota Camry Lagos Cleared (#1.7m) by heffem(m): 8:20am On Jan 05, 2021
this is camry 05/06 and not 03
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Faces Sound System In Direction Of Church That Always 'disturbs' Him by heffem(m): 7:04am On Nov 25, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He should not incur the wrath of God by doing this; how can anyone say the sound of the gospel is noise to him?
Shebi, if God makes his next 4 generations to suffer from irreversible deafness they will say that God has started.

But the devil can sha give us ingenious ways of shutting out the word of God.
Back in the days when I was an unbeliever before I eventually gave my life to Christ and finally backslided, there was this Jehovah Witness couple that would never let me be.

Every Sunday they'd stroll into my parlor to share the goodnews. Out of civility, I'd listen to them and even offer them refreshments till the day one lady who had just been recently widowed finally agreed to visit me after 2months of non-stop follow-up. We were just about to start "egwu jigida" when my JW friends knocked.

I mumuishly opened the door and they ended up making my new convert their new convert.
That was the begining of my sworn enmity with the JW sect and till this day, whenever they come visiting, I ensure I have porn playing on the TV.

It hasn't always had the scarecrow effect on them because it has helped me convert at least eight JW ladies to my bedmates.

It was after tasting a Jehovah Witness woman that I understood why they say that paradise is here on earth.

You see eh, sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.
Is this the real nigga? If yes, welcome back my brother.. 600years of .....for the busuru that banned you. Nairaland had been boring without you my gee
Romance › Re: RE: My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex by heffem(m): 9:43am On Nov 14, 2020
Shortyy:
Instead of coming here everyday to take advice from people that can't last a week in a relationship

Ask yourself, if your ex gives you a loan will you accept or not?
That's where your answer lies.
Op, this is it!
Politics › Re: #UnbanNwaAmaikpe by heffem(m): 6:59am On Nov 11, 2020
Of a truth, I must say nairaland has lost it. I use to rely on news and intelligent contributions here around 2008/2009, but now you see needless topics making front pages here and there. I keep wondering what could have led to NwaAmaikpe been ban this long...not surprising, NL mods keep acting like demigods and Seun on his own part is not even helping matters. I'd suggest you guys tell yourselves the truth and stop these sortings on this great platform. Good morning guys
Politics › Re: Why FG Exempted Dangote, BUA From Border Closure Policy by heffem(m): 3:45pm On Nov 10, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
You talking about what your daft ogogoro and looting Jonathan and Baba Obj did for 16 long years right? Hypocrites on Nairaland are something else
You are so disgusting...even after changing your moniker from the "rotten meat seller"? I thought your initiatives too would have been affected positively but I was wrong... Now, I know what 30k every month end can do to someone like you...all you do is keep comparing white and black... Continue
Celebrities › Re: "Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Sex A Woman" - Actress Blows Hot (pictures) by heffem(m): 8:03am On Nov 03, 2020
that's her new strategy.... looking for investors ( customers).
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Palliatives Looted From My House Were To Be Distributed On My Birthday by heffem(m): 8:00pm On Oct 24, 2020
Jeez!!!!...Oga, I fear who no fear you....and this one use confidence dey lie, share palliatives on your Birthday?....aswear Satan no sabi work for where this bro dey
Politics › Re: Laolu Akande Denies Liking Tweet Insulting Buhari, Cites “Touch Error” by heffem(m): 9:12am On Oct 24, 2020
DamZik:
It seems he has deactivated his moniker. It has been a long time I've seen him on Nairaland.
I guess he changed it to something "love Manna"... not too sure, but he still lurks around
Romance › Re: Fuckmate Needed Urgently In Asaba by heffem(m): 11:26am On Oct 23, 2020
Sirfemisky:
. Baba h how far you now
Lag bro
Romance › Re: Fuckmate Needed Urgently In Asaba by heffem(m): 11:16am On Oct 23, 2020
Sirfemisky:
.
Baba h body no be wood.
Konji wan kill me
no problem bro...just look well before you cross that express, because everybody na rough drivers
Romance › Re: Fuckmate Needed Urgently In Asaba by heffem(m): 10:35am On Oct 23, 2020
with all these wahala wey full ground....your prick still dey change gear?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On EndSARS Protests (Live Updates) by heffem(m): 7:14pm On Oct 22, 2020
Upon the editing and reading from the prepared script....hmmm, I just wasted 11 precious minutes listening to these jargons
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Joe Biden To Buhari & Military, "Stop Violent Crackdown On Protesters" by heffem(m): 9:04am On Oct 21, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
It's only when this Nonsense that's happening in Nigeria starts to affect my Daily "Three Square Meal", that's when I'll React.

So for now, Buhari and Nigeria can go to Hell for all I care.
Slowly and carefully read what you just typed again.....any sense in it?
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Edo Youths Takeover Police Station, Patrol With Police Hilux by heffem(m): 6:52am On Oct 21, 2020
princeade86:
IT GETTING OUT OF HAND. PRESIDENT SHOULD ADDRESS THE NATION NA.
Address the nation how? what's he gonna say? the guy is empty upstairs na....try to understand
Politics › Re: #ENDSARS: If Buhari Is Serious, Heads Should Have Started Rolling By Now. by heffem(m): 4:53pm On Oct 19, 2020
In a democratic settings?
Crime › Re: Bounty Placed On CSP James Nwafor: Wanted For Crimes Against Humanity. by heffem(m): 9:57pm On Oct 18, 2020
even Satan sef dey look for the man.....oloriburuku
Crime › Re: The Armageddon Called The Awkuzu Sars Under Csp James Nwafor by heffem(m): 11:24pm On Oct 14, 2020
Only if the mods would move this to front page for more eye opening..
Crime › Re: GOBE!! Man In Big Trouble After Trying To Bribe FRSC Officer by heffem(m): 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
Stupid set of people..
Sports › Re: Worrying Stats Of Some Manchester United Players by heffem(m): 10:11pm On Oct 05, 2020
Ehiscotch:
Please, please. Just because we lost 6-1 you don't have to come up with false stats.

Paul Pogba scored Aston Villa at the end of last season.

Lingard scored in the Europa League, quarter finals.
bro, no mind that yeye Op...those stats them no correct at all...Lingard scored the last goal of last season and since then how many matches him don play again? rashord scored against Brighton last weekend....
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Files House Motion To Dissolve SARS by heffem(m): 3:59pm On Oct 05, 2020
kingthreat:
The SARS problem has been there since decades in Nigeria. Then there was no SARS, the problem was simply the Nigerian Police.
Lets face it, there are a lot of criminal elements in the Nigerian police and these idle minds use the opportunity to harass and rob and kill innocent citizens.
Banning SARS will encourage robbers and kidnappers to have a field day. What is best that can happen is a complete re-orientation of the police force and a watch dog within the police system that deals ruthlessly with erring officers.
...and you think allowing armed robbers and kidnappers doing their thing is not preferable to these SARS guys misbehaviour?....enter their trap, you go know say your bank account don carry virus, no matter how clean you be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea V Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 3rd October 2020 by heffem(m): 11:53am On Oct 03, 2020
barnny:
Will you just stop shaking your head like agama lizard huh
Common sense should tell you is a win win for Chelsea grin cool
bro...since the restart of the PL, every early kick off match had been won by the away teams.....just a reminder. #icomeinpeace
Autos › Why Use Badagry? by heffem(op): 8:38am On Sep 23, 2020
Good morning guys,... I live at Badagry, infact I've been living here as far back as 1990, meaning I know one or two things about this place. Badagry is a historical town close to Seme which shares same border with Republic of Benin, and its Capital is Port Novo. I'm a car dealer, and before the closure of the border of the 1st of January 2017, I am used to crossing the border to buy vehicles meaning I know virtually every nooks and crannies of Badagry. The annoying part of the whole thing is how Scammers use Badagry as a point of scamming unsuspecting clients of their hard earned money. We at Badagry are good people and we deserve to be treated as such. Yesterday, being the 22nd of September I had the first hand experience of what is really happening. A particular 2007 model Toyota corolla was posted here on NL, and somewhere around Lagos (not Badagry). I called the number attached to the post and the person on the other end told me the car is at Badagry not knowing that I live there. I got to the address given to me on the phone even thou it wasn't a direct and genuine address. A lot really happened and one of the things I picked was one of them asking me on the phone if I had made any payment before coming to check on their vehicle and the other one telling me I have to come alone and not with any one that its an auction car thing. Guys, there is nothing like auctioning going on and there won't be. I'd suggest NL should do more to protect Nairalanders from lazy and dubious people here, even thou I don't have any idea how that could be done. So, I'm writing this to change you guys perspective about Badagry... thanks for reading
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Corolla 2007 @ 1.450m by heffem(m): 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2020
Guys, I'd advice you avoid this particular posts/car because its a scam.... you guys should trust me on this
Crime › Re: Buhari’s Former Press Secretary, Wada Maida Is Dead by heffem(m): 3:51am On Aug 18, 2020
everybody around this man just dey kpai, but...............if you know, you know. Good morning guys
Christianity Etc › Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by heffem(m): 11:00pm On Jul 31, 2020
Which enemy? Ogbeni, that's a stray bat.

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