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Crime / Re: GOBE!! Man In Big Trouble After Trying To Bribe FRSC Officer by heffem(m): 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
Stupid set of people..
Sports / Re: Worrying Stats Of Some Manchester United Players by heffem(m): 10:11pm On Oct 05, 2020
Ehiscotch:
Please, please. Just because we lost 6-1 you don't have to come up with false stats.

Paul Pogba scored Aston Villa at the end of last season.

Lingard scored in the Europa League, quarter finals.
bro, no mind that yeye Op...those stats them no correct at all...Lingard scored the last goal of last season and since then how many matches him don play again? rashord scored against Brighton last weekend....
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Files House Motion To Dissolve SARS by heffem(m): 3:59pm On Oct 05, 2020
kingthreat:
The SARS problem has been there since decades in Nigeria. Then there was no SARS, the problem was simply the Nigerian Police.
Lets face it, there are a lot of criminal elements in the Nigerian police and these idle minds use the opportunity to harass and rob and kill innocent citizens.
Banning SARS will encourage robbers and kidnappers to have a field day. What is best that can happen is a complete re-orientation of the police force and a watch dog within the police system that deals ruthlessly with erring officers.
...and you think allowing armed robbers and kidnappers doing their thing is not preferable to these SARS guys misbehaviour?....enter their trap, you go know say your bank account don carry virus, no matter how clean you be

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea V Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 3rd October 2020 by heffem(m): 11:53am On Oct 03, 2020
barnny:

Will you just stop shaking your head like agama lizard
Common sense should tell you is a win win for Chelsea grin cool
bro...since the restart of the PL, every early kick off match had been won by the away teams.....just a reminder. #icomeinpeace
Autos / Why Use Badagry? by heffem(m): 8:38am On Sep 23, 2020
Good morning guys,... I live at Badagry, infact I've been living here as far back as 1990, meaning I know one or two things about this place. Badagry is a historical town close to Seme which shares same border with Republic of Benin, and its Capital is Port Novo. I'm a car dealer, and before the closure of the border of the 1st of January 2017, I am used to crossing the border to buy vehicles meaning I know virtually every nooks and crannies of Badagry. The annoying part of the whole thing is how Scammers use Badagry as a point of scamming unsuspecting clients of their hard earned money. We at Badagry are good people and we deserve to be treated as such. Yesterday, being the 22nd of September I had the first hand experience of what is really happening. A particular 2007 model Toyota corolla was posted here on NL, and somewhere around Lagos (not Badagry). I called the number attached to the post and the person on the other end told me the car is at Badagry not knowing that I live there. I got to the address given to me on the phone even thou it wasn't a direct and genuine address. A lot really happened and one of the things I picked was one of them asking me on the phone if I had made any payment before coming to check on their vehicle and the other one telling me I have to come alone and not with any one that its an auction car thing. Guys, there is nothing like auctioning going on and there won't be. I'd suggest NL should do more to protect Nairalanders from lazy and dubious people here, even thou I don't have any idea how that could be done. So, I'm writing this to change you guys perspective about Badagry... thanks for reading

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla 2007 @ 1.450m by heffem(m): 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2020
Guys, I'd advice you avoid this particular posts/car because its a scam.... you guys should trust me on this
Crime / Re: Buhari’s Former Press Secretary, Wada Maida Is Dead by heffem(m): 3:51am On Aug 18, 2020
everybody around this man just dey kpai, but...............if you know, you know. Good morning guys
Religion / Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by heffem(m): 11:00pm On Jul 31, 2020
Which enemy? Ogbeni, that's a stray bat.

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Politics / Re: Repentant’ Boko Haram Member Kills Father In Borno, Reveals Ndume by heffem(m): 7:11am On Jul 30, 2020
ebenhazard:
God will bring perpetrator of the heinous act to Justice
When?!

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Politics / Re: Repentant’ Boko Haram Member Kills Father In Borno, Reveals Ndume by heffem(m): 7:09am On Jul 30, 2020
Hmmm, it ain't getting funny any longer..

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Crime / Re: Kogi: Three Kidnappers Killed, Two Others Caught By Hunters (Disturbing Photos) by heffem(m): 10:15pm On Jul 25, 2020
Deebwebb:
undecided Something should be done about yar.iiba bad luck what ever they touch becomes bad news,bubu mr integrity has turn to mr bad news....now they are trying to turn Kogi to another skull mining state.
na small remain, you for get sense..
Politics / Re: How 2023 Calculations May Have Led Dogara Back To APC by heffem(m): 6:35am On Jul 25, 2020
Olosho dem..
Sports / Re: Bet Lovers Call For Arrest Of Akin Alabi Over Arsenal VS Man. City Match by heffem(m): 6:56am On Jul 19, 2020
Drakkernoir:
Man City dont want to play the finals.

They need to concentrate on the UCL
...Guardiola told you that ? Awon eyin Lampard...complainant

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Sports / Re: Solskjaer Hits Back At Lampard's Claims That VAR Favours Manchester United by heffem(m): 4:42pm On Jul 18, 2020
Is Lampard scared already or what? Oga, come forward for thrashing with your dilapidated squad and stop complaining..

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Car Talk / Re: My Mercedes Benz Gl550 2008 Smoke After Starting The Engine In The Morning by heffem(m): 10:08pm On Jul 14, 2020
abidemidare:


I changed from mobil 1 recommended by mercedes to Amtecol
most times I stick to mobil1 and do not change....changing of oil too could cause damages to engines especially if not completely drained (that's my thought anyway)

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Car Talk / Re: My Mercedes Benz Gl550 2008 Smoke After Starting The Engine In The Morning by heffem(m): 6:02pm On Jul 14, 2020
I'd suggest you see an engineer or better still you change the engine oil....its bad I guess, speaking from experience
Sports / Re: I Will Never Gamble Again by heffem(m): 6:05am On Jun 29, 2020
Op, you called yourself a gambler and you should've known that there could never be a draw this past weekend because FA cup is not a compromised competition like the regular league games.... draw could only come up but not by been programmed....
Autos / Re: SOLD Cheap 2015 Tokunbo Camry Fully Loaded by heffem(m): 3:25pm On Jun 19, 2020
hello yungchap....is this Camry available?
Autos / Re: 2005 Toyota Corolla Toks And Tincan Cleared by heffem(m): 6:20am On May 29, 2020
cosemiha:
Tin Can cleared 2005 Toyota Corolla for sale
Cleared 3 weeks ago with complete papers/duty
Silver colour
PW, PL, keys, AC , Auto trans, stock rims, fabric interior, 4 cyl.
Good condition
1.8 million Nigerian Dollars firm.
Located in Lagos
hello bro...good morning to you. Is this corolla still available?
Autos / Re: Toks 2006 Corolla (Accident Free) SOLD by heffem(m): 3:38pm On May 28, 2020
how much is it? I have a client who needs it and lemme know if its within our budget ASAP
Health / Re: Please Help, My Mind Has Not Been At Rest by heffem(m): 9:47pm On May 26, 2020
idonhammer:
Ordinary fu.uck wey u no even penetrate na im u dey para...idomie generation
I greet you.....GCFR
Autos / Re: How Much Should I Pay Someone To Drive My Car From Lagos To Abuja? by heffem(m): 6:49am On May 25, 2020
Bluehill1051:
All these people saying settlement of police and custom reach 30k makes me wonder o. Even Lagos to Abuja sef. I n my brother toured those roads almost 10times back in 2018 in a 2006 corolla. We fuel 8K and that gets us comfortably to abuja on full air con.
We never settled police, army or custom up to 30k, not even 10k sef. Highest we settled was one a trip we forgot to carry MOT custom paper n we settled 5k. So me I don't understand o.
Except maybe now that there's a lock down, it may even exceed that 30k
Oga which one is MOT customs paper again? I did read some comments up there, and I was stunned with the way some people reason.

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Autos / Re: Is This Guy A Scam Car Dealer? (pictures) by heffem(m): 5:55am On May 20, 2020
If the 2005 sienna is a direct Belgium, I'd advice u run.....its a scam. but you sef you go like awoof if na true
Autos / Re: SOLD 2005 Tokunbo Corolla LE by heffem(m): 2:46pm On May 13, 2020
hello Yungchap....where is the location of the car and what's your best price? can we chat thru whatsapp? I can't connect you with those numbers
Autos / Re: 2004 Model Corolla Sport by heffem(m): 6:05pm On May 04, 2020
I'm so sorry, I'm finding it very difficult to upload...contact my whatsapp for all the pics...thanks
Autos / 2004 Model Corolla Sport by heffem(m): 6:04pm On May 04, 2020
Lagos cleared
contact: 08093984396
1.750m
Politics / Re: ”president Buhari’s Speech Was Was Not Live, It Was Recorded”- Reno Omokri Speak by heffem(m): 9:57pm On Apr 28, 2020
Oga Reno....you for no jus talk na....but we know wetin dey
Romance / Re: I Can't Continue With This Relationship Anymore by heffem(m): 2:15am On Apr 20, 2020
I can sense pride in that guy's write-up, from the way he addresses his gf, hence giving her the notion that its imprisonment and not any relationship... you don't force respect, you earn it
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Broken Up With Someone Like This? (PHOTO) by heffem(m): 9:50pm On Apr 13, 2020
Op, I'm happy for you.... the ministry is moving forward

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by heffem(m): 9:06pm On Apr 13, 2020
go get a medical blood test result (maybe from any coded place) and fill your HIV status as +ve....drop it carelessly under your decoder where she could see it....the rest is history

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