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PoliticsRe: Ipav & Yandev Clash In Benue: Scores Feared Dead, Churches, Houses Burnt by heffem(m): 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2021
Karlovych:
Vulturebbqrillz, your people in Benue are getting slaughtered by your darling daddy while you continue to chant Sai Baba. Your ancestors must be ashamed of you
....just watch how the busuru would avoid this thread....that guy is as useless as the 'p' in psychology
PoliticsRe: Throwback Cartoon Of Failed Promises By Buhari On A Loaf Of Bread- Photo by heffem(m): 4:11pm On Jul 06, 2021
No, No, No,No.....I can't believe this! The Op account has been hacked
PoliticsRe: US Army Veteran Laments, Accuses Nigeria President For Double Standards (video) by heffem(m): 7:54am On Jul 06, 2021
Let's wait and see if this is gonna hit front page..
HealthRe: Help My Neighbour Is Dirty by heffem(m): 7:52pm On Jul 01, 2021
Amotolongbo:
What are they training chicken for?
To drive?
Haba!, Hajjia
RomanceRe: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by heffem(m): 6:12am On Jun 24, 2021
Shey una see the wahala wey religion and these people dey cause now? Why you no jus live your life normal and enjoy yourself?
FoodRe: Unique Types Of People At A Nigerian Owambe by heffem(m): 5:23pm On Jun 10, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see number one and number seven dominating most parties as a result of the persistent hunger in the land.

This I have seen.
my guy...how market?
SportsRe: I Have Lost Interest In My Club(man City) After Ucl Defeat, What Shld I Do? by heffem(m): 4:14pm On Jun 07, 2021
This guy funny die....if you dey para like this, wetin make arsenal fans con do?
RomanceRe: What Is Going On Here? [viewer Discretion] by heffem(m): 8:19pm On Jun 01, 2021
After having unprotected sex? What's with the blood covenant again?
SportsRe: Real Madrid Sign Carlo Ancellotti As New Manager by heffem(m): 6:30pm On Jun 01, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see him trying to bring back Ronaldo to Real Madrid, I see the deal breaking down, I see Madrid finishing 3rd this season.

This I have seen.
Ogbeni, forget.....you no see anything
TV/MoviesRe: You're A Legend And Not Getting Any Younger If You Know These Movie Scenes by heffem(m): 7:24am On May 28, 2021
ekene101:
1. Hard target
2. True lies
3. Conan the barbarian
4. Mard
5. Commando
6. Terminator
7. Robocop
8. James bond spy who loves me
9.
10. Predator
11. Mortal Kombat...bros, we council of elders go need your presence today for CMS bus stop, Lagos by 5pm... We just discover new presido. Op, God bless you for putting a smile on my face this morning..
12. Terminator
13. Home alone
14. Baby day out
15. Anaconda
16. Drunken master
17. Who am i
18. King Solomon's mine
19. Airforce 1
20. The mummy
21.
22. Face off
23. Conair
24. Merlin
25.
26.
27. Issakaba
28. Water world
29.
30. Black hawk down
31. Blood diamond
32. Tears of the sun
33. Set it off



I yaf tried...
TV/MoviesRe: You're A Legend And Not Getting Any Younger If You Know These Movie Scenes by heffem(m): 7:21am On May 28, 2021
ekene101:
1. Hard target
2. True lies
3. Conan the barbarian
4. Mard
5. Commando
6. Terminator
7. Robocop
8. James bond spy who loves me
9.
10. Predator
11. Mortal Kombat...bros I been think say I dey try for this end, until I see say I get chairman. Abeg we get meeting by 6pm today for CMS bus stop, Lagos... Op, thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning
12. Terminator
13. Home alone
14. Baby day out
15. Anaconda
16. Drunken master
17. Who am i
18. King Solomon's mine
19. Airforce 1
20. The mummy
21.
22. Face off
23. Conair
24. Merlin
25.
26.
27. Issakaba
28. Water world
29.
30. Black hawk down
31. Blood diamond
32. Tears of the sun
33. Set it off



I yaf tried...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by heffem(m): 8:58pm On May 26, 2021
I need over 2.5 for this last game on my ticket...
AutosRe: 2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(op): 7:44am On Apr 09, 2021
mn

AutosRe: 2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(op): 7:43am On Apr 09, 2021
ludd

AutosRe: 2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(op): 7:43am On Apr 09, 2021
kkk

AutosRe: 2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(op): 7:42am On Apr 09, 2021
krns

AutosRe: 2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(op): 7:41am On Apr 09, 2021
hjjaddd

Autos2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(op): 7:39am On Apr 09, 2021
2009 model corolla
Lagos cleared
no single fault
alloy rims
N2.750k
location: Badagry, Lagos
contact.... whatsapp 08093984396
call 08130499108

SportsRe: God Go Punish Man U by heffem(m): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2021
Man Utd v West ham united over2.5? guy, you ain't a gambler/game reader
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (0 - 2) On 20th February 2021 by heffem(m): 8:31pm On Feb 20, 2021
Monogamy:
Indeed life is no balance...

Lipool have lost almost their last 5 matches
and I hear say all the matches wey Thiago Alcantara don start na im Liverpool don looss
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killed My Husband For Complaining Cows Ate His Cassava - Ogun Farmer by heffem(m): 4:00pm On Feb 13, 2021
sodiqapril:
Helinues and manabquil come and defend ur 15k per month
15k bawo? its 30k bro...
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Hisbah Confiscates 260 Crates Of Alcoholic Drinks From Hotels, Night Club by heffem(m): 9:55am On Feb 03, 2021
[quote author= post=98694991]You can start from your village now.
Who dey hold you?

Make we just remind you how cow horns looks like sha.
Make dem no hang you and ya boxers on top tree with dem horns grin cheesy wink

Better bikiaful with dis journey o, biko! cheesy[/quote]Guy, but seriously...why are you like this? is it that you're fine with the 30k stipends and then too blind to see and feel what's happening around you or what? you are just too annoying, I must confess
AutosRe: Lexus RX300 2003 Model(few Months Use) by heffem(m): 8:23am On Jan 28, 2021
very clean...but can it fly for N1.3m
PoliticsRe: The Truth About Miyetti Allah. by heffem(m): 9:59am On Jan 27, 2021
A Fulani man wrote this......? wow.....just wow. lemme wait for the rotten meat seller to come say something before I continue
AutosRe: Tokumbo Toyota Camry 07043477979 400k Pencil Light by heffem(m): 7:27am On Jan 27, 2021
Direct Belgium(tokunbo)? that 400k no reach to clear this car presently....una no dey tire to scam? haba!
AutosRe: Lexus Rx330 Nigerian Used 2.3m SOLD by heffem(m): 4:38pm On Jan 18, 2021
hello bro... what's the Lexus going for last pls?
AutosRe: Fastest Fingers.... Registered,firstbody 2008 Toyota Camry Le..1.7m by heffem(m): 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2021
I guess the car has been sold.....
AutosRe: Foreign Used 2004 Toyota Camry For Sale!!! by heffem(m): 8:26am On Jan 05, 2021
Op, irrespective of exchange rate.... I'd suggest you guys know the current market value of these vehicles before coming to embarrass us here...thanks
AutosRe: Clean 03 Toyota Camry Lagos Cleared (#1.7m) by heffem(m): 8:20am On Jan 05, 2021
this is camry 05/06 and not 03
Christianity EtcRe: Man Faces Sound System In Direction Of Church That Always 'disturbs' Him by heffem(m): 7:04am On Nov 25, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He should not incur the wrath of God by doing this; how can anyone say the sound of the gospel is noise to him?
Shebi, if God makes his next 4 generations to suffer from irreversible deafness they will say that God has started.

But the devil can sha give us ingenious ways of shutting out the word of God.
Back in the days when I was an unbeliever before I eventually gave my life to Christ and finally backslided, there was this Jehovah Witness couple that would never let me be.

Every Sunday they'd stroll into my parlor to share the goodnews. Out of civility, I'd listen to them and even offer them refreshments till the day one lady who had just been recently widowed finally agreed to visit me after 2months of non-stop follow-up. We were just about to start "egwu jigida" when my JW friends knocked.

I mumuishly opened the door and they ended up making my new convert their new convert.
That was the begining of my sworn enmity with the JW sect and till this day, whenever they come visiting, I ensure I have porn playing on the TV.

It hasn't always had the scarecrow effect on them because it has helped me convert at least eight JW ladies to my bedmates.

It was after tasting a Jehovah Witness woman that I understood why they say that paradise is here on earth.

You see eh, sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.
Is this the real nigga? If yes, welcome back my brother.. 600years of .....for the busuru that banned you. Nairaland had been boring without you my gee

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