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Autos / 2009 Model Toyota Corolla (toks). N2m750k by heffem(m): 7:39am On Apr 09, 2021
2009 model corolla
Lagos cleared
no single fault
alloy rims
N2.750k
location: Badagry, Lagos
contact.... whatsapp 08093984396
call 08130499108

Sports / Re: God Go Punish Man U by heffem(m): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2021
Man Utd v West ham united over2.5? guy, you ain't a gambler/game reader
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (0 - 2) On 20th February 2021 by heffem(m): 8:31pm On Feb 20, 2021
Monogamy:
Indeed life is no balance...

Lipool have lost almost their last 5 matches
and I hear say all the matches wey Thiago Alcantara don start na im Liverpool don looss

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Killed My Husband For Complaining Cows Ate His Cassava - Ogun Farmer by heffem(m): 4:00pm On Feb 13, 2021
sodiqapril:
Helinues and manabquil come and defend ur 15k per month
15k bawo? its 30k bro...

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Politics / Re: Bauchi Hisbah Confiscates 260 Crates Of Alcoholic Drinks From Hotels, Night Club by heffem(m): 9:55am On Feb 03, 2021
post=98694991:

You can start from your village now.
Who dey hold you?

Make we just remind you how cow horns looks like sha.
Make dem no hang you and ya boxers on top tree with dem horns grin cheesy wink

Better bikiaful with dis journey o, biko! cheesy
Guy, but seriously...why are you like this? is it that you're fine with the 30k stipends and then too blind to see and feel what's happening around you or what? you are just too annoying, I must confess

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Autos / Re: Lexus RX300 2003 Model(few Months Use) by heffem(m): 8:23am On Jan 28, 2021
very clean...but can it fly for N1.3m
Politics / Re: The Truth About Miyetti Allah. by heffem(m): 9:59am On Jan 27, 2021
A Fulani man wrote this......? wow.....just wow. lemme wait for the rotten meat seller to come say something before I continue
Autos / Re: Tokumbo Toyota Camry 07043477979 400k Pencil Light by heffem(m): 7:27am On Jan 27, 2021
Direct Belgium(tokunbo)? that 400k no reach to clear this car presently....una no dey tire to scam? haba!

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Autos / Re: Lexus Rx330 Nigerian Used 2.3m SOLD by heffem(m): 4:38pm On Jan 18, 2021
hello bro... what's the Lexus going for last pls?
Autos / Re: Fastest Fingers.... Registered,firstbody 2008 Toyota Camry Le..1.7m by heffem(m): 8:22pm On Jan 14, 2021
I guess the car has been sold.....
Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2004 Toyota Camry For Sale!!! by heffem(m): 8:26am On Jan 05, 2021
Op, irrespective of exchange rate.... I'd suggest you guys know the current market value of these vehicles before coming to embarrass us here...thanks
Autos / Re: Clean 03 Toyota Camry Lagos Cleared (#1.7m) by heffem(m): 8:20am On Jan 05, 2021
this is camry 05/06 and not 03
Religion / Re: Man Faces Sound System In Direction Of Church That Always 'disturbs' Him by heffem(m): 7:04am On Nov 25, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He should not incur the wrath of God by doing this; how can anyone say the sound of the gospel is noise to him?
Shebi, if God makes his next 4 generations to suffer from irreversible deafness they will say that God has started.

But the devil can sha give us ingenious ways of shutting out the word of God.
Back in the days when I was an unbeliever before I eventually gave my life to Christ and finally backslided, there was this Jehovah Witness couple that would never let me be.

Every Sunday they'd stroll into my parlor to share the goodnews. Out of civility, I'd listen to them and even offer them refreshments till the day one lady who had just been recently widowed finally agreed to visit me after 2months of non-stop follow-up. We were just about to start "egwu jigida" when my JW friends knocked.

I mumuishly opened the door and they ended up making my new convert their new convert.
That was the begining of my sworn enmity with the JW sect and till this day, whenever they come visiting, I ensure I have porn playing on the TV.

It hasn't always had the scarecrow effect on them because it has helped me convert at least eight JW ladies to my bedmates.

It was after tasting a Jehovah Witness woman that I understood why they say that paradise is here on earth.

You see eh, sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.
Is this the real nigga? If yes, welcome back my brother.. 600years of .....for the busuru that banned you. Nairaland had been boring without you my gee
Romance / Re: RE: My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex by heffem(m): 9:43am On Nov 14, 2020
Shortyy:
Instead of coming here everyday to take advice from people that can't last a week in a relationship

Ask yourself, if your ex gives you a loan will you accept or not?
That's where your answer lies.
Op, this is it!
Politics / Re: #UnbanNwaAmaikpe by heffem(m): 6:59am On Nov 11, 2020
Of a truth, I must say nairaland has lost it. I use to rely on news and intelligent contributions here around 2008/2009, but now you see needless topics making front pages here and there. I keep wondering what could have led to NwaAmaikpe been ban this long...not surprising, NL mods keep acting like demigods and Seun on his own part is not even helping matters. I'd suggest you guys tell yourselves the truth and stop these sortings on this great platform. Good morning guys

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Politics / Re: Why FG Exempted Dangote, BUA From Border Closure Policy by heffem(m): 3:45pm On Nov 10, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
You talking about what your daft ogogoro and looting Jonathan and Baba Obj did for 16 long years right? Hypocrites on Nairaland are something else
You are so disgusting...even after changing your moniker from the "rotten meat seller"? I thought your initiatives too would have been affected positively but I was wrong... Now, I know what 30k every month end can do to someone like you...all you do is keep comparing white and black... Continue

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Celebrities / Re: "Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Sex A Woman" - Actress Blows Hot (pictures) by heffem(m): 8:03am On Nov 03, 2020
that's her new strategy.... looking for investors ( customers).
Politics / Re: COVID-19 Palliatives Looted From My House Were To Be Distributed On My Birthday by heffem(m): 8:00pm On Oct 24, 2020
Jeez!!!!...Oga, I fear who no fear you....and this one use confidence dey lie, share palliatives on your Birthday?....aswear Satan no sabi work for where this bro dey
Politics / Re: Laolu Akande Denies Liking Tweet Insulting Buhari, Cites “Touch Error” by heffem(m): 9:12am On Oct 24, 2020
DamZik:
It seems he has deactivated his moniker. It has been a long time I've seen him on Nairaland.
I guess he changed it to something "love Manna"... not too sure, but he still lurks around
Romance / Re: Fuckmate Needed Urgently In Asaba by heffem(m): 11:26am On Oct 23, 2020
Sirfemisky:
. Baba h how far you now
Lag bro
Romance / Re: Fuckmate Needed Urgently In Asaba by heffem(m): 11:16am On Oct 23, 2020
Sirfemisky:
.
Baba h body no be wood.
Konji wan kill me
no problem bro...just look well before you cross that express, because everybody na rough drivers
Romance / Re: Fuckmate Needed Urgently In Asaba by heffem(m): 10:35am On Oct 23, 2020
with all these wahala wey full ground....your prick still dey change gear?

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On EndSARS Protests (Live Updates) by heffem(m): 7:14pm On Oct 22, 2020
Upon the editing and reading from the prepared script....hmmm, I just wasted 11 precious minutes listening to these jargons

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Joe Biden To Buhari & Military, "Stop Violent Crackdown On Protesters" by heffem(m): 9:04am On Oct 21, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
It's only when this Nonsense that's happening in Nigeria starts to affect my Daily "Three Square Meal", that's when I'll React.

So for now, Buhari and Nigeria can go to Hell for all I care.
Slowly and carefully read what you just typed again.....any sense in it?

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Edo Youths Takeover Police Station, Patrol With Police Hilux by heffem(m): 6:52am On Oct 21, 2020
princeade86:
IT GETTING OUT OF HAND. PRESIDENT SHOULD ADDRESS THE NATION NA.
Address the nation how? what's he gonna say? the guy is empty upstairs na....try to understand

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Politics / Re: #ENDSARS: If Buhari Is Serious, Heads Should Have Started Rolling By Now. by heffem(m): 4:53pm On Oct 19, 2020
In a democratic settings?
Crime / Re: Bounty Placed On CSP James Nwafor: Wanted For Crimes Against Humanity. by heffem(m): 9:57pm On Oct 18, 2020
even Satan sef dey look for the man.....oloriburuku

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Crime / Re: The Armageddon Called The Awkuzu Sars Under Csp James Nwafor by heffem(m): 11:24pm On Oct 14, 2020
Only if the mods would move this to front page for more eye opening..
Crime / Re: GOBE!! Man In Big Trouble After Trying To Bribe FRSC Officer by heffem(m): 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
Stupid set of people..

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