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G0ldcircle:
Heineken

lol.. Goldcircle how you dey na?

G0ldcircle:
GC na another man invention, I go soon arrange my own.

hey

Why she come do her legs like antelope own na.. Abi she wan fall ni...

R.i.p to him. But why these ones come dey pose take pix na?

Congratulations to her.. Ours shall come very soon. I BELIEVE...

G0ldcircle:
GC na another man invention, I go soon arrange my own.

I dey tells you.. It won't be bad at all..buh wetin you go name am na?

G0ldcircle:
As e be say na u invent Heineken abi?

lol. Yes na.

G0ldcircle:
Am a nerd already o Mark. Na wetin to invent I still dey hustle o

go invent your own Goldcircle na.

No University wey no get hym beautiful and worwor place inside. Click like if you rep Unijos.

viickerz:
That's why I always encourage guys to chase money before girls. ..

imagine, Wizkid , the guy is not even that handsome, no 6 packs, no beards, etc.. and he has been dating and dumping 'hot', classy and expensive girls..

and you will see broke guys , going to the gym 24/7 , carry 6 pack, grow beards all in the name of attracting girls.. only for one 'rich overfed midget' to come and take all the girls !

I have not shaved in like 5 weeks now, all in the name of joining "#Beard Gang.. upon all that, no girl has ever toasted me..


And I used to think girls like guys with beards..

the only thing these girls want is ' money'

if you like carry bear bear like Osama bin laden , get 6packs, one fat rich guy will still snatch ur girlfriend with his G wagon

lol ogbeni forget jor.. I get beards o and all these girls for my area won do me... No be lie mbok, na getting rich sure pass.

achmed1:
Some senior officers were given slots.... I am not sure there is going to be general recruitment.

there is.. By March

CaroLyner:
i read it twice,but still couldnt see the scam.so pathetic

That's Nairaland for you..you're beautiful dear.

CaroLyner:
how did she scam him here?

seriously I don't know.. This Nairaland don dey tire me mbok

MadCow1:
Degree..


I failed so much in school not because I was dumb, but because I got into school when I was unprepared to go to school as at when I attended.

Anyways, I failed very well. Didn't give two fhucks about classes, but attended because it was compulsory and those lecturers knew us all by name especially me; MadCow.



My first employer was the Man. He looked at my resume and asked for my Certificate, I sent him my Certificate and transcript. My transcript intrigued him so much that he just had to call me in. That interview blew his socks off.

3rd class no mean say the person dull.


And No, I didn't graduate with a third class.. My mother would have killed me.


My friend who read more than even 1st class graduates and had so many tutors graduated with a 3rd class. Today he has one of the best jobs out of my graduating class. He works in the field and is a darn good field engineer. Some people are good at applying knowledge, others are good at writing knowledge, others good at cramming.

I was just good at partying.. Thank God that attending classes was compulsory cos I believe everything I learnt from university was learnt during the period I sat in class.


That said.. I actually regret not putting in work in school. Not because I am not doing well today, but because I have to count on somebody overlooking my degree classification to get a chance that First Class and Second class upper graduates get on a platter. Also because I could have graduated with a first class if I had bothered to make an effort.

you're truly a MadCow bro.. You talk too much

Sijo01:
Nigerians believe too much on certificates than skills!

them no even care whether na cheating ugochukwu do all through.

bigl:
Drop ur phone no and I'll buzz u right away on whatsapp.

Bros please can I drop mine too? My number let's talk

Debbie you na always Lagos Lagos... Abuja nko? you're trying Sha. May God bless you dear. Am a Mass Communication graduate. Anything pls

Abrahamjesus this your name ehn.... Tor, am a Mass Communication graduate. Pls anything for me? Anything at all

uzobaby:
If u live in Abuja and environs and wish 2 learn how use video camera,video coverage and how 2 package in2 cd,vcd etc and u need some1 2 cova ur events call 07086417471

dear pls where in Abuja? And how much is it.. Just finished my service o.. No money like that

ajepako:
Cleaning wearing agbada and cap?
Badly-formed Fayose

I tire o. I don't believe the man at all.

Tuface is far far better than psquare. Even if he ain't that singing much these days.

Sorry Justin beiber and osinachi humblesmith

vizkiz:
what is this hoe saying now
Who gives a furck if he stays in a hut?

I hate it when a guy thinks having a car is an achievement when there a loads of better things he could have done. A Car doesn't appreciate but depreciates. Well you can't know because the only thing you do is spread your legs wide for a dick to come in

God! Vizkiz I swear you bad pass me. I Salute you boss.

fernandoc:
Babe finally eh...u wor wor shaa.

bad guy

Intrepid01:
Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

Nice talk boss.. God bless you

Gracito:
You didn't. I'm a lady but some ladies sha know how to piss men off. You made no mistake. You got rid of a mistake and I'm glad you did. . She doesn't like you at all. .

nawao. At all

I bin think say she Don sleep not knowing that she was using on eye style style dey look me as I wan go chop that rice and beans wey she bin remain... She just called my name ghen ghen and say make I kneel down then beat me well... I sharp since then.

Ashewo no be bad thing. Them even clean pass some of these girls out there..... Imagine giving ur gf money and claiming she's all you have not knowing she's always knacking other guys? Na the real ashewo be that

noordean:
Badt guy... How are u boss

eh boss am fine.. How thangs... Happy new year

DopeBoiRapy:
i am disappointed dat as old n mature as u are u look for advice on the internet....wot r u trying to teach ur kids wen they reach to make important decisions in lives...Man Up!!! Ur suppose to b leading a family.

see hym head like Heineken bottle. Op mbok take those yarns wey correct people drop. May God bless you as we enter this new year.

Mehn... Am a cheat master. We cheat empty hen, glow, eighteen salat and others. No time to use money browse fa

skillero:
na Children sef plenty for nl now o. 190, inkednerd, i miss una. Rokiatu how far?

seriously na children dey now... I like rokiatu wella, inkerd nerd, blueeyes abi wats her name sef . Chai