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Blavkmaann:
Omo i just got the UPS tracking number, nothing concern me and VFS atlesst for now, make una help me thank master Jesus!

Please who knows where I can see mortuary standard Heineken this Friday! I need to celebrate freedom from VFS LAGOS

bro Heineken dey here.pls Drop your boy at all make I wash am with you...

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Appswheel:
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-Time
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Maths

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English
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thanks for this bro. Let me forward to a friend.

SimpleNClean:
Some are looking for 1k to eat while others are moving cash around in bullion vans. God dey sha.

that's life bro...

johnhood:
Guy I dey. I no be boss. We still dey find how to make ends meet.

lol e go good bro. Sure

johnhood:
This is the problem you guys have. You claim religious but we that are irreligious are better behave, more compassionate and respectful. Did the bible also teach you to insult people. SMH.

my boss.. How was your night sir? Good morning bro

nniero11:
Yes but it will only get better not worse brother!

na from experience oooooo

definitely boss.. Thanks so much sir

nniero11:
you are welcome bro!

let me share this story with u as an eye opener

This happened in May 2019!
I was out on the street hustling because I stayed back after NYSC! I started gambling(bet9ja) but it was strictly online because I hate going to betting shop! Baba I was just staking anyhow because I had access to all my money through internet banking. Ok look at how God saved me.

Two of my neighbors asked me to accompany them to see someone so after the meeting they asked that we take a few bottles. Baba na so me way on a normal dey dey very skeptical to drink begin take bottles. I became vey excited and enjoyed myself very well. back to the final matter na so i reach house slide my window open put my phone for bed come dey hear music na so them strong boys tear my winsdow net come carrty ONLY my sweet nokia android waka.

so that's how gaming ended if not i 4 no fit pay my rent and i for starve. u see how he took away only one thing just to save me from EMBARRASSMENT?

I was on cloud 9 because when we got bback to the house I puffed on a stick of Ghana weed my neighbour was smoking as i usually do but because of my experience baba i hate smoke now and beer dey bitter me for mouth

so u see how some shit in me was corrected by a HARMLESS LOSS

finally my neighbour gave me an android phone to use till i get a new one anytime i could afford a new phone.

The theif could have grabbed my laptob or shoe or clothes or the guy for cut my throat but he only took the thing that will bring me to order.

God dey bro. #fact
Abi na when hunger bin dey fire me left and right but now am in line for an amazing OFFER which i know he will do for me.

hahaha bro.. You just making me to laugh here. It's going be fine.. Just that it's not easy boss. I'm not happy at all.. Poverty is bad..

nniero11:
Morning Boss! Na the truth b dat bro!

life inside a deity is too INTERESTING!

Try to see beyond the struggle! u will understand that there is someone somewhere that is directing everything!

thanks so much egbon.. I appreciate this sir.

Nawao. These people no know say people dey suffer.

Evolutionlove:
In whatever situation you might be, Please never give up on Almighty GOD. If you don't have God, Sorry you have absolutely nothing and Life might be terrible for such people. Some might be lucky things will keep on going on fine for them despite not believing In God but I can't Vouch for such believe. Morso re-trace your steps In life, Don't hurt or do evil to people. Avoid wicked people so they won't hurt you and most Important of all, "Flee from fornication with the female gender" most especially "Nigerian Ladies, Lagos Exclusively" Most of them are Walking Plague & Corpse, Their Male counterparts are not left out too. Ease your urges yourself once In a while If needed but don't overdo do It. Wake up at midnight Interval, Take your bath and pray to God, Ask him everything you want and need In life and what you don't want and need. If you still have a mother, Try your best to get her some nice Items you know you can afford. Deliver the Items to her and Let her pray for you, If you have any rift with her, Pls try your best and settle with her. Mothers are quite powerful. I'm not a religion fanatic or part of all those brainwashers. But I'm boldly telling you this have been working for me really great. I'm not a typical Mosque or Church Goer, I visit the house of God once every friday and occasionally during the weekdays. But Almighty God lives In my Heart. You might give It a trial too......

Wow. Thanks for this bro. I appreciate

nniero11:
No b your fault brother! I blame our fake pastors and fake religious institutions way full naija!

They are just so after money that they fail to teach life saving truth

Just like a fish can't survive outside d water that's how man can't survive without a Deity!!

But we have no one to teach us the right way!

my boss thanks so much sir. Good morning. Fake pastors and mallams too much bro. You're right. God didn't call many of them. Hunger did

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State please

hotyink:
We are recruiting to fill the position of a
Job title: Creative Writer

Location: Ikeja, Lagos

Job Summary
• The Creative Writer will be responsible for evaluating analytics to adjust contents as needed, regularly update the company website and promoting the company’s brand through creative writing.

Responsibilities
• Developing content for blogs, articles, product descriptions, social media, and the company website.
• Reviews, submits for approval, and revises written material to meet company standards
• Organizes material for project, plans arrangement or outline, and writes synopsis.
• Analyze content marketing metrics and make changes as needed
• Regularly produce various content types, including email, social media posts, blogs and white papers.
• Add to creative and strategic ideas for online marketing initiatives of our brand.
• Responsibilities cover developing relevant engaging, creative and innovative content to enlighten clients and promote the organization’s work and brand.
• Assisting the marketing team in developing content for advertising campaigns.
• Utilize industry and organizational knowledge to develop ideas and content.
• Identifying customers’ needs and recommending new content to address gaps in the company's current content.

Requirements and Experience
• Bachelor’s Degree or equivalent
• Minimum of three years’ relevant experience as a Creative writer/Content developer

Required Skills:
• Ability to think creatively and innovatively
• Strong research and analytical skills
• Good writing skills
• In-depth understanding of the company’s current products and future concepts
• Familiarity with the latest trends, technologies and methodologies in graphic design, web design, content writing, online marketing etc.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hr@instaprohq.com using the job title as subject of the email.
Note: Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

bro I sent my cv but the mail is rejecting it..

This country is something else...

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johnhood:
Bro neither am I. It is very hard f finding that what you were indoctrinated from childhood to hope on fails. It is very hard because our system has been programmed that way to put hope in a deity so once you break or try to break it will be hard.

you're right bro.. Everything is somehow. I'm tired...ogadinma boss.

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johnhood:
People say when they look around them they can't just help but believe God exist for me when I look at how things are I can't help but question does God really exist?

seriously bro.. If one should look very meticulously you'll see that most people are suffering. Only few are living well. See me bro, I'm not happy o. I'm just trying to be. I stopped praying sef. I don't believe all those things anymore...

Nyanabo:
Trust me I understand we have one time or another been there. Your first step should be rededicating your life back to GOD The holy spirit is a person invite him to sweep across your heart a burn whatever is not of GOD in you. Never try and stop Pray till something happens. Sometimes we mistake complains for prayer.

Do you know praise a worship is so much effective ? dedicate an hour each day to praise and worship GOD each day.

We sometimes think as born again christians we are automatically relieved of all life problems and temptations but trust me that is when it becomes tougher.

thank you boss..

Houseofglam7:
Whoa!
Makeup is a life saver

may God bless you Ma. Thank you...

Nyanabo:
Life may seem too rough but never question the existence of GOD. He is there waiting for you to reach out to HIM first.

Most of us we still have the power of choice we still have control over our lives. Surrender completely to GOD and you would see your desired turn around.

God bless you.

reach out? I have tried o bro.. Poverty too much so tey hunger make me turn am to fasting still.. Tor

johnhood:
I don stop dey believe them too for a while now

boss seriously I don join you..if person reason think well, e go see things.. I don graduate since fa bro, no joy. Make we forget as Nigeria be bro, if God dey e go touch everything and everywhere.

johnhood:
Bro wetin dey sup why you no happy ?

boss things full my head. I dey perplex well. That's why I don't believe all those God, heaven and hell trash talk.. Joy no dey at all.

johnhood:
No problem open your Xender make I send am for you.

hahahahaha boss even as I no dey happy I don laugh here tire.