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 Romance › Re: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by helphelp: 10:06am On Sep 15, 2014 |
Nothing. She's always doing nasty things Follow link to know more about "Things girls shouldn't do" https://www.nairaland.com/1903490/things-girls-shouldnt |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by helphelp: 10:02am On Sep 15, 2014 |
Counter thread : https://www.nairaland.com/1902152/10-things-guys-after-break Not for Naija boys though  |
| Fashion › Things Girls Shouldn't Do... by helphelp(op): 9:16am On Sep 15, 2014 |
Don't wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath. Don't leave cheap nail polish to wear off on its own, there's a reason why they sell nail polish remover. If you can't afford Brazilian, India and Malaysia hair, don't bother we understand. Don't do artificial nails that makes you look like a Chinese dragon queen, Being simple is always sexy. See through leggings or a see through top used as a dress when you are out in public is a Hell-to-the-no, Some dude might think you are selling! Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous so do it simply because you want to. Never oppose or contradict your man in public. Never stalk the man that dumped you for another girl. Don't act on distress while in a relationship, Whatever you looking for on his phone and Facebook you will definitely find it. Don't nag him to death and continuously acting like a paranoid freak will push him to someone else. Stop obsessing over your body, You are fine and some other girl is finer so leave it at that. Over accessorizing yourself makes you look like a Christmas tree but your friends won't tell you. Never leave home without your dignity. Never leave your used sanitary pad where someone else will see it...Bitch Please! Never wear high heels if you can't do the Naomi Campbell walk, You will end up walking like a drunk grasshopper. Finally,never wish to be like the other woman because there are others envying you for who you are... MY LITTLE ADVICE.... 1 Like
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| Health › Re: 20 Strange Facts About Your Body. by helphelp(op): 10:59pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
xcelsia: Wow I'm totally amazed at number 1, good info, thanks for sharing  |
| Health › 20 Strange Facts About Your Body. by helphelp(op): 10:35pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
1.) The average person produces enough saliva in their lifetime to fill 2 swimming pools. 2.) Every 60 seconds, your red blood cells do a complete circuit of your body. 3.) Sometimes, when you have to pee, you can visibly see that your bladder is bigger. 4.) Most People consume 50 tons of food and 50,000 liters of liquid in their lifetime. 5.) It can take your finger and toenails 1/2 a year to grow an entirely new nail (from base to tip). 6.) The muscles that control your eyes contract about 100,000 times a day (that's the equivalent of giving your legs a workout by walking 50 miles). 7.) Over the course of your lifetime, you'll shed about 40lbs of skin. 8.) Your brain uses about 20% of your oxygen and caloric intake. 9.) In each kidney, there are 1 million filters that clean around 1.3 liters of blood every minute and push out close to 1.5 liters of urine every day. 10.) Ovaries contain over 500,000 eggs, but only about 400 get the opportunity to create life. 11.) Everyone has a completely unique smell (except for twins). 12.) Why doesn't your stomach digest itself? That's because your stomach cells are created faster than they can be destroyed. 13.) You have about half-a-million sweat glands that produce about a pint of sweat daily. 14.) Humans are extremely visual; 90% of the information we gather from our surroundings is from our eyesight. 15.) It's nearly impossible to tickle yourself. 16.) Baby foreskin is often used as a skin graft for burn victims. 17.) Your bones, pound for pound, are 4x stronger than concrete. 18.) Your skin is the largest organ in your body; if an adult male's skin were to be stretched out, it would cover 20 square feet. 19.) In order to taste something, our saliva needs to dissolve it (try drying off your tongue and tasting something). 20.) Men produce about 10 million new sperm daily (approximately enough to repopulate the entire planet in 6 months) |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 11:31am On Sep 14, 2014 |
youngds: Drinking & Banging is my own simple way of getting over a relationship that av run up it cuz.. "gaga" not my tin, i dont av d luxury and time to think & feel badI see |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 9:10am On Sep 14, 2014 |
youngds: probably dat, or i will bang every random chick i see till my testosterone hormones are deadLmao.... In that case, there is every possibility the guy and the babe never really dated or rather the guy never really liked the babe. Trust me, it might not be as extreme as the highlighted points m, but you sure will go gaga if the babe is someone you fell in love with |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 8:41am On Sep 14, 2014 |
youngds: I drink till that mental part of the brain dat create pictures is dead!But what happens after the drink wears out of your system? Drink more? |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 8:33am On Sep 14, 2014 |
naturally: Let occupy this space b4 it enters front page |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 8:25am On Sep 14, 2014 |
sauceEEP: This thread lacks substance...K 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 8:07am On Sep 14, 2014 |
chimerase2: I do all dos fins more especially no 6Good you don't smoke and drink. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by helphelp: 7:57am On Sep 14, 2014 |
10 things guys do after a break up. Counter thread : https://www.nairaland.com/1902152/10-things-guys-after-break |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:52am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Monstertrucks: so in other words, Real dudes are dudes that visit akuna joint ....na ghetto pikin leave am |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:52am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Monstertrucks: Number 2 is the only thing I do, and I think other nigerians do. If you're talking about boys living overseas then you're good.Most Naija boys no dey date again na....Once dem spend change see pant...Na on to the next one, break up happens naturally, the babe sef get guys wey dey queue already |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:50am On Sep 14, 2014 |
TribalEAST: The above are for weaklings. Real dudes go straight to the bar, get themselves drunk and head straight to the next akuna joint where they offload some seeds, which means they're through with the ex, and as soon as they leave the joint, they suddenly realize they've been in a d0ggy-dog world all this while as they get to view and sample ukwu of all shapes and sizes without any pest pestering them.Then the points should be 11" and not 10" Or topic should be "1 thing real dudes do after a break up" |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:44am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Sunkyphil: u want make fp abi op you be wizard oooow |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:43am On Sep 14, 2014 |
adonbilivit: stop shaving coz i just broke up with my girlfriend? op i become a big time player after a break up justtoYou probably never liked the babe... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:42am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Localamos: Never felt any of that... In fact, it was god ridance for me!Most of those points above not for the average Nigerian...Awon elemi lion 5 Likes |
| Romance › 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up..! by helphelp(op): 7:35am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Guys might seemed unfazed by a breakup, but if you stare into their eyes, you'll see nothing but pain, longing and a desire to fill the void in their hearts with so many Big Macs. There's a lot of self-doubt, maybe (probably) some crying, a lot of going out with friends, some trash talking, saying some nice things about the person, more trash talking, drinking, binge-watching something, a few weird texts/phone calls to the ex and then finally catharsis. Maybe. Here's what guys really do after you dump them. 1. Strumming Along: Teach ourselves a sad song on guitar. Our roommates might not have known how many chords were in "Wonderwall" before, but now they do. It's six. Six chords. 2. Dine In: Create a ring of comfort food around our desk/couch/chair/table. Wherever we've decided to park our sad, unlovable bodies, it looks like we're preparing for some ancient ritual that requires a specific arrangement of Chinese food cartons and pizza boxes on the floor. 3. All Busy-ness: Stay way too busy. "Hey, it's a great thing she broke up with me! Now I can finally clean my attic/build my own bookcase/start a business/move to Mexico! This is a cry for help someone please talk me out of these long-term plans!" 4. Lay Low: Avoid bars. We can't go to a bar without drunkenly hitting on women and getting rejected. And we can't handle rejection right now. 5. Ex Marks the Spot: Talk about our exes way too much. "You know who loved that movie? My ex! Oh, you know who was good at tying shoes? My ex. You know who also needed to eat food to survive? My ex." Everything becomes a reason to bring them up. 6. Play It Again: Listen to one song over and over. It doesn't have to be a breakup song, but if it reminds us of our ex, we will have it on repeat constantly. 7. Hiding Out: Avoid restaurants/movie theaters/parks we used to go to with our ex. Have you ever seen a grown man crying by himself in a movie theater? It's because he made the mistake of going to see the new Robocop in the same theater where he and his ex had their first date. 8. Text Troubles: Spend hours hovering our thumb over "send" on a text to our ex. Eventually, we'll either drink enough whiskey to go through with it, or a good Samaritan will recognize the signs of a dumpee and throw our phone into the woods. 9. Buddy System: Invite our guy friends over to sit in brooding silence with us. It's better than watching a Top Gear marathon by ourselves. We'll probably also try to offer them something from one of the discarded fast food boxes by our feet, because we're good hosts. 10. Shaving Boycott: Grow a breakup beard. No one has time to shave when they're plumbing the depths of human emotion. The breakup beard is sad and unkempt, with enough food in it to feed a flock of very tiny birds, like swallows or something.
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| Jokes Etc › Do Thieves Still Steal Pot Of Soup? by helphelp(op): 6:17pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Just overheard one woman now say "dem tiff people carry my pot of egusi soup for midnight " Really, do thieves still steal pots of soup? Heard some actually stole washed and hanged cloths too. Any one with similar case? |
| Politics › Re: Debt Profile: Fashola Justifies N160bn State’s Debt by helphelp: 9:40am On Sep 11, 2014 |
aljharem: Fashola and the APC lead Tinubu government are full of lies and propaganda. Lets itemize the things he claimed to have do with a loan of 160 billion Naira. Also note that Lagos generate 29 billion Naira monthly apart from 12 billion Naira monthly allocation from the Federal GovernmentOde |
| Politics › Basis Of Making Front Page On Nairaland by helphelp(op): 12:04am On Sep 11, 2014 |
I have always wondered why some very interesting topics do not make front page, while some very unusual, annoying(pardon me, my view) makes it to the front page. Is it that the MODs are been partial (my reason for posting under politics), or they only put forward what interest them. Or, if the news does not have a viable source, it won't make front page. Really, cos not all topics are actually news, some are very informative and by the time I view, I expect such informative news to make front page, it's then you will see one actress buying roasted yam along the road or "who wore it better " or "Tiwa Savage does not have fashion sense" By now, I know it's not the number of comments or views, because I have seen some topics make front page even without a comment. It's just funny, someone will go all the way to post informative stories/ideas et al. And yet, it's "dog enter gutter" that will make front page Over to you Mr. Seun Osewa and the MODs..I'd appreciate a solid reason Bye for now |
| Education › Re: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by helphelp: 11:54pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
| Family › Who Would You Save? Mother Or Child? by helphelp(op): 10:37pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
We have heard numerous cases of life threatening situations, whereby one has to decide between Mother or child during childbirth. Also, I have seen in lots of movies (Not Nollywood) scenarios where the mother decides to save the child. Now, let's take a real life situation. Say for instance, you and your wife have been trying for so long to have a child, eventually after 10yrs your wife gets pregnant, but during childbirth, complications occurred and decisions has to be made to save either the Mother or the child. As the husband, if you were asked to choose, who would you choose? And as the wife, would you rather have your baby survive? Please give cogent reasons... |
| Celebrities › REVEALED! The Birth Names Of Nigerian Music Stars You Never Knew! by helphelp(op): 8:06am On Sep 10, 2014 |
Tuesday, 9 September 2014 REVEALED! The Birth Names Of Nigerian Music Stars You Never Knew! Advertisements Has it ever occurred to you that all our Music stars, have real names, entirely different from the stage names we have overtime been used to? You will be surprised at the kinds of names your celebs bear. Davido Davido, a musician, a Nigerian American recording artist, performer, and record producer. Davido’s real names: David Adedeji Adeleke and he was born November 21, 1992 in Atlanta, Georgia, United States. Wizkid You all call him Wizkid, Wizzy, Star Boy, but his actual names are: Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun. The Nigerian recording artist, songwriter, and performer was born 16 July 1990 in Lagos. Patoranking Loved by his voice and his reggae mix, Patoranking’s actual names are Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie. The Nigerian reggae-dancehall singer and songwriter was born 27 May 1990 in Lagos, although he is from Ebonyi state. Don Jazzy Nigerian Multi award-winning music producer, singer-songwriter, musician and CEO of Mavin Records was born Michael Collins Ajereh. He is a graduate of Ambrose Alli University. D'banj 34 year old Bangalee, Eja Nla, Kokomaster and many more are some of the nick names of Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo who is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, harmonica player, and businessman. Dr Sid Sidney Onoriode Esiri, also known as, Dr SID is a Nigerian singer-songwriter and dentist, who is from Delta state, but was raised in Lagos. Waje Waje is one Nigerian singer whose vocal range covers three octaves. Aituaje Iruobe, WAJE coined out her stage name from the acronym “Words aren’t just enough”. MI Abaga Afro-Pop artist Jude Abaga who was born 4 October 1981 is popularly known by stage name M.I Olamide 25-year-old Olamide is widely loved for his Yoruba fusion of rap and hip hop all together. The Lagos indigene is known for his blunt and rhythmic act in all his songs. His full name is Olamide Adedeji. 2face You all Call him Tu-baba, or 2face and you will still not be wrong. Innocent Ujah Idibia is a Nigerian singer, songwriter and record producer. Chidinma Chidinma Ekile is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, recording artist and stage performer. In 2010, she rose to stardom after winning the third season of MTN Project Fame West Africa. Tiwa Savage Tiwatope Savage-Balogun, known by her stage name Tiwa Savage, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, recording artist, performer, and actress. Timaya Enetimi Alfred Odom hails from Odi, Bayelsa State and he is the founder of South South hip hop group Dem Mama Soldiers. Naeto C He calls himself ‘the only MC with an MSC’, he’s a father, Naetochukwu Chikwe, popularly known as Naeto C, is a Nigerian rapper, Afrobeat artist and record producer. He was born in Houston, Texas and is of Nigerian origin. Any of the names came as a surprise to you? Which one got you totally surprised? |
| Politics › Former President Obasanjo’s Son Shot In Mubi By Boko Haram by helphelp(op): 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
(JOS) Boko Haram militants attacked a platoon led by the son of former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo, shooting him today. He sustained serious injuries to his legs and was being transported to the hospital at the time of this report. Adeboye Obasanjo, an army engineer, was a Lieutenant Colonel at the 3rd Division in Jos, Plateau State. He and his platoon were engaged with Boko Haram militants at Baza, which is the village of the General Officer Commanding (GOC) of the 3rd division when the incident took place. The Lieutenant Agwu of the 234 battalion, GOC of the 3rd Division, Major Gen JS Zaruwa and Colonel Victor Ebhaleme who serves as the Brigade Commander of the 23rd Army brigade in Yola were all together advancing towards Michika when Boko Haram fighters unleashed the deadly attack on the soldiers. 24 soldiers in the platoon were reportedly killed by the militants. Apart from the dead soldiers, the army also lost an armored tank to the militants. As a result of the attack, the army has moved sensitive weapons from mubi to the Brigade headquarters in Yola leaving mubi vulnerable to attack. The town of Mubi has practically been deserted following the closure of schools and massive retreat of soldiers from the city. The former president is currently traveling in Singapore according to family sources.
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| TV/Movies › Re: Opinion:"I Was Highly Disappointed After Watching Half Of A Yellow Sun" by helphelp(op): 12:14pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
mufex: Your opinion is so daft and stupid. Why don't you go to retirement village?!Too much SK |
| Politics › Re: Seun Kuti Calls Buhari An Evil Man!!! by helphelp: 5:07pm On Sep 04, 2014*. Modified: 5:41pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
Baba 70 himself 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Who Pray Before Every Operation by helphelp: 9:57am On Sep 04, 2014 |
SirAweezy: Na everyday u dey panel beat ur car? Lol.. ...Na molue im dey cruise |
| Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Who Pray Before Every Operation by helphelp: 9:36am On Sep 04, 2014 |
Why do we assume it's God they pray to? Most of una too dey jump |
| Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Who Pray Before Every Operation by helphelp: 9:32am On Sep 04, 2014 |
dont8: Question is, who do those guys pray to, God? Oh I remember, there is church of satan now!.. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Opinion:"I Was Highly Disappointed After Watching Half Of A Yellow Sun" by helphelp(op): 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Briareos: For the umpteenth time, Half of a Yellow Sun is not a Biafran story. It is a romantic story set during the Biafran War.Half of a Yellow Sun is a novel by the Nigerian author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. Published in 2006 by Knopf/Anchor, it tells the story of the Biafran War[1] through the perspective of the characters Olanna, Ugwu, and Richard. It says through the perspective of, not that it's a romantic story set during the war. Or is that how you saw it? If so, that makes it more confusing. But, I must confess enough romantic scenes to make up for a short mojo |
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