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Why dem dey run

Dem actually be tiff

Hhd

R.I.P

Sho tan

I knew it.

Something told me this was an advert.

In a nutshell, tell us what next to do

Are there no female security officials in Uganda.. ?

Also, there should be able enclosed place where they are searched.

I tire for Africans

Aloku omo kan...Omo tuntun ni oju elo mi

I understand your plight but then again, like I advice people, do not risk leaving where you work for a shabby business idea.

When I mean shabby, I mean an idea without a realistic outcome. Don't get me wrong, not all ideas readily generate funds, but as long as you know over time profits will flow in(be it 6months, be it 10years) you can always follow that idea through.

Nonetheless, DON'T ever leave a former boss unhappy, no matter how bad it is, leaving a work place is not an opportunity to rain abuses on your "annoying" boss...that's like not disappointing him.

In disappointing him, in place of abuses, pour praises on the "mothaforker"(forgive my French, I know how annoying they can be)...tell him how he has helped you become a better person in what you do..blah blah...trust me, the headache of confusion might make him commit suicide (exaggerated statement).

In conclusion good luck in your future endeavors

Ok. Here we go again. Just when I wrote a near epistle about the Olamide emotional / invisible dude story, Davido finally gave my reasoning a heads up.

Like I said, before we know it Olamide will come out with a song with all the lyrics pointing to Mr. Invisible.

See now Davido posed with a gun, everyone had to by all means be a part of that story, now Bros says it's a shoot..WATCH OUT FOR IT...

It's actually not a bad idea to have to push traffic to your site, but the conventional way is getting boring, try something more creative.

Go all emotional (people no get work), so a friend will tell a friend about Olamide going all "cry cry baby" everyone one sticks to his page, why People like to follow through.

Push traffic to his social media platforms...Instagram, twitter e.t.c

Keep spewing Rubbish about the invisible dude, before we know it..GBAM...Single don drop for our ears and we be like...Awww, the thing pain Olamide he had to drop a single.

Then we go on to do the marketing for him...you will hear things like "you don hear that Olamide song wey im sing about that guy wey make am go all emotional"

Trust me, we know as e dey go

kidnapped senior Army officer serving at the Nigerian Army School of Infantry Jaji in Kaduna State, Colonel Samaila Inusa, has been found dead.



A statement by the Acting Director, Army Public Relations, Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, said “the Nigerian Army wishes to regrettably inform the public that Colonel Samaila Inusa who was kidnapped on Sunday 27th March 2016, was found dead today (Tuesday) at about 6.00pm.

“Preliminary investigation revealed that most likely the senior officer was killed same day he was kidnapped by his abductors.

“Because the body was found already decomposing around Ajyaita village off Eastern Bypass Kaduna, Kaduna State.

“Arrangements are in progress to move the body to 44 Nigerian Army Reference Hospital, Kaduna.

The statement added that “whoever is behind his abduction and murder would be fished out to face the full wrath of the law”.

Colonel Inusa was abducted from his car around Kamazo area, near Refinery Junction in Chikun Local Government Area of Kaduna State on Sunday, March 27.

The abductors intercepted the officer’s personal car, and later dropped off his wife before leaving with him as they travelled along the Abuja-Kaduna road.


Source

http://www.channelstv.com/2016/03/29/kidnapped-army-colonel-found-dead/

May his soul rest in peace

IMO...

I think the problem came from the company that produced the signage.

Notwithstanding though, the job could have been rejected, but then again it could have been over priced, the insider could have squandered the money and instead of a replacement, they rather make a mess of themselves.

But come on, education sector making that huge mess...

God help us

In other news

https://www.nairaland.com/3017958/kidnapped-army-colonel-found-dead

Ok

See legs

I no abuse am ooo...but she use style resemble DDY(dodoyo)

We've waited this long...April 7 is round the corner

Na your John Thomas she marry and get fight with...trust me, not you

Afi to the word na...

Oyinbo hard pass English

bigfree:
I trust my family members. Na community go gather that man beat way wan make any of our sisters as babymama. We take pride in our daughters and we treat them as queens. If you can't do the needful traditional rites, omo no near our house o

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Even dem ur aunts wey never marry @ 40...

Una family tight...chop knuckle

You na baby making machine..

I foresee another artiste becoming a baby daddy soon with this madam

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omanifrank:
For All Who Have Been Wondering Why There Has Been Abysmally Poor Power Supply


For all you who have been wondering why there has been abysmally poor power supply,

I wish to bring to your notice that PHCN is no more in the business of power supply.

The company now supplies bread.

You may wish to contact the PHCN office nearest to you for all your bread needs.

From my understanding they have a sort of union that bakes bread and sells at subsidized rates to PHCN staff...

The packaging also bears the name of the union..something something PHCN staff something something bread....

Just like Unilag pure water

Modified: after commenting and then reading others comment, I got the name...poster above me thanks...it's called Nepascoop bread...coiled from their cooperative name..

We just post whatever without verification.

If you had gone closer and ask questions, you probably would have enlightened readers more and then it wouldn't be a joke but pure facts

NB: OP just made a joke out of a legit PHCN business...Be guided my people

Happy married life

Wetin wow for this one now

No Indomie

Why involve Jesus though

TheGoodJoe:
Predicted Formation For Nigeria To Beat Egypt In Alexandria

We had an entertaining game and we noted a lot of positive things in that game. Most especially the impressive performances of our youngsters against a top African stars.

Iwobi got his first Super Eagles cap in a competitive game and his pass to Victor Moses showed why the English FA made a last-minute effort to lure the young Arsenal forward to the English side.

Iheanacho showed why he is Manchester City's Best Impact player and Most Lethal Shot Taker with his low power-driven shot saved by the Egyptian goal keeper. Etebo converted an Iheanacho shot that rattled the cross-bar. Iheanacho also showed his versatility when he dropped deep on many occasions to increase the team's fluidity and possession.

Simon Moses was brilliant all through the match and he helped to cover Amuzie when he was off position with Salah exposed. Musa was also brilliant with his perpetrating runs and brilliant shots.

Carl Ikeme's saves helped calm the pain of losing the safe hands of Enyeama. Mikel had a nice game but lost possession on some occasions. Etebo put in good work rate, got the goal and helped distract a Moroccan striker who almost scored after our defence went to sleep during the first half.

Good game collectively but we head to Alexandria, Egypt for a must win tie. I expect the Coaching crew of Coach Siasia and Coach Amunike must have enough knowledge on their players and opponent to give us a win.

I propose we go with a 4-3-3 formation. An attacking line up with three forwards.

----------------------------------Carl Ikeme(GK)----------------------------------------
---------------------Ambrose(CB)----------------Oboabona(CB)------------------
Abdullahi(RB)-----------------------------------------------------------Amuzie(LB)
----------------------Mikel(DMF)-------------------Onazi(DMF)----------------------
--------------------------------------Iwobi(CMF/AMF)--------------------------------
V. Moses(SS)-----------------------------------------------------------S. Moses(SS)
-------------------------------------Iheanacho(CF)------------------------------------------


I feel Odion Ighalo did not bring in invention to his game and limited the team's fluid play. His style of staying close to the defenders all the time will not help the team in Alexandria. At Kaduna, the Egyptian defenders showed they could cope with Ighalo and I feel persisting with him up front will not help our goals.

Iwobi played for Arsenal against Barcelona and did well. He was one of the few bright players in a losing Arsenal side and I feel he can help the team with his brilliant passes. I feel we have found someone who can take the pass master crown from Mikel. Although Mikel brings a lot to the team with his short passes which is key to the team's success.

Onazi should cut his forward runs and let the attacking players do their jobs. Same caution goes to Ambrose. His forward runs were reckless and he put his team mates under a lot of pressure.

I still think Amuzie can cope with Salah if Onazi maintains his position and doubles up with him to stop Salah.

FLY SUPER EAGLES FLY.

You no read am for news say Belle dey pain Carl Ikeme...he's not been training with the team...Dude is out

Happy birthday Madam witch in movies

This matter never die

NEHLIVE:
As you celerate this Easter wining an dinning, please remember that there are some human beings who are facing the most humiliating level of poverty and who need your help. A Newseveryhour.com reader sent in the photos and shares his encounter..

"Please don't mind my poor photography. I just have to share this. This is the height of humiliation I have seen. Poverty is not good. Last night, I was coming from work and saw this man at the traffic around the overhead bridge close to the Lekki Toll gate and adjacent the Oriental Hotel. I saw this man as he suddenly walked Close to an apparently rich man waiting in his posh car at the traffic light. He kneeled down there in the middle of the busy express road and started begging him for money. I felt bad as I couldn't just stop wondering what level of poverty could make a man this able to go on his knees publicly on the road to start begging a fellow man for money."

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/03/man-goes-on-his-kneels-on-lagos-express.html

@OP.....Sho pe ti e

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Drabeey:
Nairalanders, i need your advise ASAP.
Pls note only mature minds only. Pls do not abuse or.......
I made up my mind to put it here than killing myself thinking all by myself.pls dont mind my diction, i have big thumbs

I met this young beautiful lady about 2 years now and ever since we've been friends and just friends.
I took it further to ask her out, but she declined but after up to a year of disturbance, she said yes and......


Fast forwarded till present. I Proposed my love to her with a ring and she was overwhelmed that day. She said yes without ado( i even shared some pics here).

Backward to that time i asked her out. Yes, she told me she is dating one white guy. She told me it isnt anything serious and now she is no more dating him, just that they are now best of friends and he render helps to her. I believed her and we started the relationship.

After i gave her that ring, she has been one very...... girl.
Its either we fight today,quarell tomorrow and.......

She's just been fruustrating my life.

One day we had a little misunderstanding over the phone, and the next thing i saw was her text, telling me she already flushed the ring. I was so mad that day, but i love her and i forgave her later.

Fastforward to last week, i saw a picture on her dp( she was wearing a guys cap and posed in a very lovely house ) . Without suspecting, i asked her where that nice place was and she answered that 'why was i asking'?
I told her jokingly that just to know if that was her new house and she told me it was the white guys house and that was his cap she wore.
My mind got heavy that day and i wasnt myself throughout.

Just of recent, what she did on her dp was so annoying. She snapped her hands and the guys hands on her dp, showing bothe hands as if telling someone "we are married".

I told her to remove it which she did and told me it was an old picture, at least more than a year. Yes i believed and we moved on.
Now to the major problem im facing now, she doesnt pick my calls again.
She will later call back and tell me she's been busy or sleeping and that was why she isnt picking calls.
Apart from that, she doesnt chat again nowadays. She's always online yet, she will never talk to me. She hasn't replied my messages since 2days now...


I need advise on what to do. I love her yet, im afraid she already moved on. Should i just break up with her or wait till........


Pls advise me.

@OP I don't wanna believe you are a fool

Trust me, I will have to first finish you with abusive words before advising you...

Ehya