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PhonesRe: Versus:which Would You Buy? Camon 12 Air Or Spark 4. by HelpYourself(m): 8:55am On Jan 08, 2021
NwadykExcel:
Cut me some slack here bro undecided
I'll still get myself top-notch phones but for now this is what i've got and what i can settle with.
Lemme give transsion phones a go.
Soom i'mma drop them for better options.
I wasn't berating your budget

I was strictly referring to transsion phones and their low quality
Foreign AffairsRe: Africa To Trump: Who's A Sh**thole Now? by HelpYourself(m): 8:51am On Jan 08, 2021
NGpatriot:
I was actually expecting you to show us the number of yearly violent deaths in Nigeria.

Must be the attention
If you say so

grin
RomanceRe: If You Still Wonder Why GIRLS Don't Date U Even When U Have Money –here's Why by HelpYourself(m): 8:50am On Jan 08, 2021
Why is the Naira falling against the Dollar despite Us having election issues?

That's food for thought and a much better topic to discuss
Just saying
Foreign AffairsRe: Africa To Trump: Who's A Sh**thole Now? by HelpYourself(m): 8:47am On Jan 08, 2021
NGpatriot:
We don;t know, so why not just educate us?

Don't worry, I know you can not and you wont.

You just want attention.
Attention?

Me?

Lol
PhonesRe: Versus:which Would You Buy? Camon 12 Air Or Spark 4. by HelpYourself(m): 8:46am On Jan 08, 2021
Neither they are both low standard transsion nonsense phones

Better of buying a uk used iphone or htc or samsung
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 8:35am On Jan 08, 2021
Nuttella:
I noticed it too, I think the guy is a wizard, his grandmother mother taught him witchcraft and spiritism. He mixes truth with lies, I can see through him. I have told him several times to stop attacking the church, you can't be a true child of God and hate the church or men of God, that is the spirit of error working in him.
These church imps have come again led by their mistress of manipulations grin

I have been expecting you...

How much tithes have you calculated for the coming Sunday service ?

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Africa To Trump: Who's A Sh**thole Now? by HelpYourself(m): 8:26am On Jan 08, 2021
NGpatriot:
So, the 41,000 slaughtered Americans in 2020 died because they reached their life expectancy?

I hope you are not the smartest kid in your village because if so, your village is in serious trouble.


grin grin
How many nigerians where killed totally in 2020?

What is wrong with you?
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 8:01am On Jan 08, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Booking space so I could sift the lies from the Truth in what you said, so would be back to modify this comment.
I am open to where ever you say I lie grin

I am always simple and straight in my explanation the way jesus wanted us to be

It is the church and religious folk like the man above who are always ranting and angry and bitter for they spend more time doing rituals to keep members than serving God

They are so angry at me grin
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 7:58am On Jan 08, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
I have sensed that you're a Satanic agent sent to mix some Truth with lies to attract a category of people.

When i first saw some of your comments that exposed some of the ritual killings involved in Satanism, I wanted to quote you on a thread I made about that topic which I used to debunk the lie that the church of Satan were made up of atheists.

But I was led by the Spirit not to do so, and I now realize why. It's because you're a different breed of satanic agent who he wants to use to mislead a category of believers. Satan uses different strategies for different purposes depending on the target. His targets are always humans.

So in your case, he wants to get closer to true believers by using some Truth about God and himself but mixing with his lies to make it yet deceptive with the ultimate agenda of misleading some even though a few.

But his cover has been busted!

No wonder whenever you see the whole Truth you can't stand it hence you always want to debunk it.

But the devil is a liar! And anyone who falls for his lies is not wise!

God bless.
I have sensed you are possessed. The church has always accused people falsely led by people like you

They burned hundreds of families during the spanish inquisition, they murdered thousand's in europe during the protestant era

They accused the son of God of forming a rebellion and had him crucified

You are just possessed by the same demon that has always influenced them

I can help you . Free yourself from religion and worship God in truth

smiley

God bless
Music/RadioRe: Laycon Gets It Own App On Playstore by HelpYourself(m): 2:45am On Jan 08, 2021

CelebritiesRe: I Will Smile Till This Breathing Machine Fails Me – Girl That Breathes With Oxyg by HelpYourself(m): 2:20am On Jan 08, 2021
Netanya:
There are some words that are meant to be kept in the mind .....this is one of them.
She is possessed

Allow her
CelebritiesRe: I Will Smile Till This Breathing Machine Fails Me – Girl That Breathes With Oxyg by HelpYourself(m): 2:19am On Jan 08, 2021
lindaperryly:
Thank you for all the love you always give to me standard deviation calculator
Christianity EtcDemon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 2:11am On Jan 08, 2021
I have touched on this several times and I always admonish ..

Daily I get visits calls texts DMs and messages from several different people all passing through varied experiences and difficulty. And one common thing I have discovered is that they are mostly earnest spirits whom try as they know how to pray and seek some divine direction.

Let me reveal to you today , alot of human beings do not know how to pray.

Our lord jesus christ the purest of love from God the father came to teach us how to live aright, how to shun mediocrity, materialism and focus through his teachings to relate to God the father our creator properly ..

But as at this time lucifer still had his spear so the power of the fallen one was great indeed , he could control and manipulate billions of people's thought processes and veil his intent behind fancy words and religious piety.

He not only convinced the church (then known as Pharisees and Sadducees) that the murder of the son of God wasn't a crime he also convinced mankind that the Son of God came to die for them via ritual suicide and they believed this falsehood and spread if across generations ..

He knew that Lord Jesus teachings would ensure more and more human spirits would come here nature and ascend to higher realms there by he would loose his army , so what did lucifer do?

He convinced the mind of the church leaders to alter the accounts of Christ's teachings to show that God the father loved mankind too too much that he sent his son to commit suicide! Wait what?

But this same God could as well turn billions of grains of sand to humans if he needed more but he kept this from their mind and fed their ego and want of an easy life by telling them their sins are paid for !

They didn't even take a second to think that even in earthly law that is imperfect and incomparable to God's law which is perfect one can't die for another in a court of law yet they choose to belittle God this way why? Because it makes they heart sleep peacefully after doing evil knowing that their sins are washed away grin

Lucifer went a step further he convinced the church leaders to further pervert the writings about the teachings to christ to put much emphasis on the church ,men of God and gatherings in a church

When in fact this directly contradicts what christ did. Christ never went to churches to preach he intentionally avoided them for he saw they were already willing tools of lucifer and would do him harm , so he spent his time amongst the common folks.

Lucifer wasn't done yet he even changed the way Lord Jesus taught mankind to pray and convinced them to start speaking demon tongue and they claimed it is in the bible to speak such.

Demon tongue is an ancient version of hebrew used then by a rogue branch of judaism who rejected christ , they exalted judas for his betrayal and worshiped the fallen 7. All their leaders where high ranking members of the unified church in the post christ era.

Demon tongue is this version of hebrew spoken backwards . Aleister crowley the world famous satanist claimed he received a message from a high ranking demon on how to create a new version of demon tongue in english which he did successfully after studying that used in the German nazi party by hitler during his occulting rituals with jewish boys and girls. Later he would further learn more during his interrogation of Rudolf Hess and further expand demon tongue.

During all satanic rituals demon tongue is spoken even during demon summonings (I shall expand on this another day)

The nazi party new was dedicated to lucifer hence their symbol was a cross with broken arms.. lucifer disliked anything concerning God hence why he and Aliester crowley kept in touch.

In demon tongue when you are invoking a demon usually during the witching hour you must invoke the name of the 7 fallen ones mind you you speaking everything you say backwards for example

I kemi servant of you the morning star the fallen beauty the hated and despised unjustly I beseech thee , belial I beseech thee, now every single word is spoken as written in the xxxxxx text but backwards while invoking the demons

Now record any session of so called speaking in tongues in any church or from the internet of from any pastor it sounds exactly like any demon tongue ritual now wait for someone who is in that their usual frenzy state speaking this so called tongue record it and play it backwards... You would be surprised grin

Alot of you are praising demons and praying to lucifer and not knowing it .. You wonder why your prayers just aren't answered and for those whose prayers are who exactly answered them ? grin

It was not God the father ..

Look at the simplicity in the way Lord Jesus taught mankind to pray...

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

It's simple and a prayer you pray silently that your neighbor can't hear .. try praying this in demon tongue .. it just won't work because darkness can't stand the light !

Lord jesus taught us the way and the truth but lucifer through mankind distorted it.

Every single recorded time Lord Jesus prayed be it in gardens or in fields it was silent and calm and in clarity not in demon tongue but today's church has distorted everything just as they did all his teachings

Learn to pray aright and in truth

Imagine praying my enemy die die fire fire

These aren't prayers to God these are demonic chants and enrope you and chain your spirit to demons

Tomorrow you will be calling me to tell me how demons are using you to play lawn tennis? Off course they will, you have been invoking them...

Learn to pray aright .

As always I am available for counselling.

Good morning all
RomanceRe: Abeg, This Madness Reach Una Side? by HelpYourself(m): 12:41am On Jan 08, 2021
GayPontiff:
Na children trend this period....if u no do, u no be big boy...even kidwaya join them. grin

Na so my gateman wey be deebam boy go dey hala barber for area say abobi no allow this thing cast. Say make e be only him and him clique. Barber no hear.

Barber don paint everybody hair white for area, now dem dey plan to go Tiff him clippers.

I dey hear confam gist like this as the boy house just dey by my window. Dem update pass rythm 93.7 sef
You would do well as a comedian if you were funny
Christianity EtcRe: The Dangers Of Astral Traveling by HelpYourself(op): 12:36am On Jan 08, 2021
Fvckyouall:
She might be roaming around. People who astral project often end up not being able to get back to their bodies and end up dead or their bodies would be possessed by demons and spirits of the dead
Very true
CrimeRe: Cyber Crime And Spiritual Implications by HelpYourself(op): 12:35am On Jan 08, 2021
ArcFresky:
Gofuckyourself

What happens to politicians or corrupt leaders that stole millions and directly/indirectly leading to the death of millions?
I answered this above bro

They go to the same plain ,, one steals from strangers the other steals from the people

They both suffer innocent victims
PoliticsRe: US Electoral System Does Not Meet Democratic Standards - Russia by HelpYourself(m): 4:26pm On Jan 07, 2021
My late grandma would say if you were born and meant to be a prince or princess even if threads of fate decided you would be a prince or princess even if God the father decided you would be a prince or princess and in life you choose by choice to hangout with touts, thugs and drug addicts my dear you will end up a junkie. Every seer you visit will tell you sir or madam I see in your star wealth blah blah blah and blah I see you are great I see this and that, but what they won't tell you is unfortunately your life choices has sent you to the gutter.

America choose to allow themselves to be mocked hence the result

Oh well
CrimeRe: 12-Year-Old Missing Girl Survives Slaughter By Yahoo Boys In Delta (Graphic) by HelpYourself(m): 4:23pm On Jan 07, 2021
CandyOps:
Hmmm.... this is exactly the problem. Devil and God!

You see I don't think I can ever get to employ or live with or date anyone who is superstitious or religious because they're all mentally deranged and easily cajoled people. And even if I do, I'll be extremely cautious and never at rest.

Because na only religious people dey do nasty unthinkable stuffs like this including- washing and cooking with water used in washing private body parts and dead bodies/cadaver from mortuary, ritual killings, witchcraft, yahoo plus, voodoo and other African superstitious shits.

It is only logical to say that religion is killin Africans in droves every single day.

Because na when person believe say God dey him go also believe Satan dey exist. If by chance I get to ever become a governor or public office holder one of the first bills I'll pass would be the bill of criminalizing religion.

I'd copy the Chinese govt. and throw anyone who believes in spirits to a mental home.

Anyone who strongly believes a 'spirit' or unseen voice can talk to him or direct his/her life should have his/her head examined.

In fact, I don't even need the govt. If and when I have kids, I'll have the school exempt them from all religious activities and studies.. and will sue any institution that tries to put my kids through such abuse
This is why I give the lectures I do

This is why I stand against religion

This is why they attack me constantly
Foreign AffairsRe: China Goes Online To Mock "Beautiful Sight" Of US Capitol Chaos by HelpYourself(m): 4:21pm On Jan 07, 2021
lekki1444:
grin I told yall after that saturn and jupiter conjunction in aquarius that the USA will take a swift nosedive into obscurity and 3rd world status

https://www.nairaland.com/6317927/rare-christmas-star-appear-festive


Kalifate
Do you even understand what third world means ?

Or you just Googled it my friend?
CelebritiesRe: Victor Osuagwu Celebrates His Birthday With Fufu As Cake (Photos, Video) by HelpYourself(m): 4:09pm On Jan 07, 2021
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CrimeRe: Customs Seizes 5,200 Cartridges Of Live Ammunitions, Other Contraband by HelpYourself(m): 4:07pm On Jan 07, 2021
wink2015:
wrong posting to another thread
Yikes

Don't mind me

So exhausted
Had a busy day
CrimeRe: Customs Seizes 5,200 Cartridges Of Live Ammunitions, Other Contraband by HelpYourself(m): 3:54pm On Jan 07, 2021
If nigerians do this you will start hearing of virginity fraud

Nigerians always cheat at every opportunity.

DNA test is best

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