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Christianity EtcRe: Charlie Charlie And Other Superstitious Hoaxes by HelpYourself(op): 8:15am On Jan 09, 2021
Goalnaldo:
just as the name suggests; an high level occult man who was arrested by the Lord Jesus Christ.
Probably made up like 99% of religion articles about christianity and islam

You need to understand that the sole purpose of these writings movies songs and what not is to trigger your emotions into that state of "tears of joy that God loves you so much" and you are absolved of sin

Ask yourselves why there are no popular gospel songs about karma and how you reap what you sow and how you will be forced to return here in another life to make amends why?

Because they shaped religion to be like a rock concert or like a disney marvel movie the more you are entertained the more you spend and keep coming back because it just feels so good. grin

It feels good to attend shiloh and the experience right ? Just like it feels good to attend an olamide concert

It's all showbiz .. tweak the script tie become more user friendly ... Same way they have edited the hell out of the bible to make it user-friendly

At least china isn't hiding they said it openly they are editing the bible and Quran to make them less extreme and more user-friendly
Christianity EtcRe: Charlie Charlie And Other Superstitious Hoaxes by HelpYourself(op): 8:06am On Jan 09, 2021
Goalnaldo:
yeah but reading your thread on astral traveling brought back memories. I once read a book titled Occultic grandmaster now in Christ where words like astral projection, Aura etc were very common.
Never heard of the book

What was it about ?
Christianity EtcRe: Charlie Charlie And Other Superstitious Hoaxes by HelpYourself(op): 7:35am On Jan 09, 2021
Goalnaldo:
See coded advertising cheesy grin
You are new to my writing right ?

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Says It’s Good That Trump Won't Attend The Inauguration by HelpYourself(m): 7:18am On Jan 09, 2021
Eriggs:
but you can go ahead to mention sensible members and curse them out as you wish abi?
U no reach.
Kala kan....... grin grin
I think you have me confused with someone else

I will politely warn you again to please stop quoting me or you will be reported

I don't engaged in your sort of behavior here ..I actively avoid people like you as we have nothing in common

So please understand that I want nothing whatsoever to do with you on this forum and I find your lifestyle here distasteful

Seun mynd44 dominique OAM4J ishilove

Please take note I have asked this member to stop quoting me persistently

Thank you
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Says It’s Good That Trump Won't Attend The Inauguration by HelpYourself(m): 5:47am On Jan 09, 2021
Eriggs:
Incompetent? No be Jonathan 2nd name be dat, after ineffectual buffon?


Read your moniker and follow what it says.
Mr dem scam me of 2K grin grin grin grin
I am going to ask you politely not to mention me again or I will report you to the mods

Thank you
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Says It’s Good That Trump Won't Attend The Inauguration by HelpYourself(m): 5:36am On Jan 09, 2021
Simplyleo:
To me, Trump has a plan.

I heard from a very reliable source that Mazi Nnamdi Kanu has already scheduled a meeting with Trump on 20th. Efforts by Trump to make Kanu change the date wasn't successful.

I understand the meeting was to take a position on which part of US should be removed and added to biafla so that biafla will cease to be landlocked.
Mynd44 seun dominique OAM4J

Why are you derailing this thread ?
PoliticsRe: Learn From US Riots, PDP Tells Buhari by HelpYourself(m): 5:31am On Jan 09, 2021
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Christianity EtcCharlie Charlie And Other Superstitious Hoaxes by HelpYourself(op): 5:31am On Jan 09, 2021
I addressed this yesterday and I decided to dedicate a post to it exclusively for clarity
The charlie charlie game is fake , an urban legend and a hoax nothing more

Spirits can't be chanelled that way neither can moon child spirits , demons , or earth bound.spirits

To channel an earth bound spirit name john, charlie or whatever you need the following

1. Knowledge of that spirits life so you get something it loved very much . For instance if you came to me that you wanted to channel the spirit of the late relative like a late father who liked drinking Lord's dry gin I would ask you to come with a brand new unopened bottle , then what was his favorite cap or shirt bring that along then I would need his favorite nickname or his special name his mum called his or her mum at birth. With these things we can begin the channeling because I can commune with the departed and not so easily it would have to be be on a specific day for certain spirits and other details I leave out intentionally so the irresponsibly curious doesn't go and try this .

2. For demons it takes blood sacrifice and special spells

3. For moon children (incubi) it takes blood sacrifice and spells.


As you can see charlie charlie, bloody mary , and other party games are hollywood inspired or urban legend inspired party tricks nothing more

Why I always warn people to be wary of what they do. Like all things spiritual respect plays a major role ,never ever go into channeling for fun or for any reason

Even if you possess the gifts naturally as I do be very careful
CelebritiesRe: Vee: If You Know How Some People Make Money, You’d Stop Being Hard On Yourself by HelpYourself(m): 4:57am On Jan 09, 2021
[quote author= post=97867951]Gofuckyourself, go on your knees and pray for wisdom from God.
Take to this advice.
It will do you so much good in life, especially this new year.
Kapish cool[/quote]grin
You seem deeply troubled
Do you need counselling?
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 10:02pm On Jan 08, 2021
Jman24:
JW peeps always find a way to appear the true religion. Forgetting that all religion on Earth is man made. Lol

The other time I was discussing with Max about Jesus not the almighty, he still tried to technically lure me to their beliefs while agreeing with my point.
Very funny people
It's sad indeed

And generally they are not happy people
PhonesRe: Versus:which Would You Buy? Camon 12 Air Or Spark 4. by HelpYourself(m): 7:30pm On Jan 08, 2021
Chubbyface:
check out their latest phones, they're finally no longer known for low quality
Says who?

Build quality is still poor and can't even be compared to an old iphone 6

Don't confuse flashy colors with quality
CelebritiesRe: Vee: If You Know How Some People Make Money, You’d Stop Being Hard On Yourself by HelpYourself(m): 6:09pm On Jan 08, 2021
Righteousness2:
From your words, Your Challenge is wisdom.
You lack it.
I won't be Suprised that you are Hungry!
grin

Why are you so angry grin
CelebritiesRe: Vee: If You Know How Some People Make Money, You’d Stop Being Hard On Yourself by HelpYourself(m): 6:07pm On Jan 08, 2021
simplesearch:
He said the obvious, and after all your drift you still end up validating his assertions.
if I may ask, with the good health, free will and body you have, did you single-handedly train yourself through higher institution?
And after your graduation, how did you manage to get the Job you are currently engaged in?
FYI, God is omnipresent he can attend to everybody's request at the same time if they all fulfill the condition, billions to you may look like a big figure but not to God.
You err with your last statement and need to ask God to forgive you for acting like the rich farmer in the bible. Go and read that parable it's there in the bible!
Done?
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
The highlighted is ironic Sir! :

Cancelling a post and saying so many bad things shows the level of your intelligence!
From now henceforth try and see if you'll get the same attention as you often does before now.

A real intellectual will either ignore a comment to show the speaker that he made no impact or ask thought provoking or leading questions to help if the need be. But hypocrites quickly dismisses anyone whose comments may jeopardize their intentions. So from your attitude who is bitter, i that made a presentation expecting questions or you who doesn't want others to be heard? cheesy

Well as i've told you earlier, i'm Maximus one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES our own God is able to gather all his children as one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers throughout the earth {Isaiah 2:2} he is not the God of confusionists who can't come to terms with their fellow worshipers elsewhere! Luke 11:23

For future cases save that name now "MAXIMUS"

Farewell! smiley
Your church is even the worst

You tell them they can't give their family members blood transfusion?

You deny them medical care they need grin

You tell kids they can't celebrate their birthday? Why rub a child of this joy?

You tell them Christmas is a pagan holiday? What? grin

You tell them that easter is a pagan holiday ?

Your religion 8s lifeless and a bondage

That is no way to live grin
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2021
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MaxInDHouse:
The highlighted is ironic Sir! :

Cancelling a post and saying so many bad things shows the level of your intelligence!
From now henceforth try and see if you'll get the same attention as you often does before now.

A real intellectual will either ignore a comment to show the speaker that he made no impact or ask thought provoking or leading questions to help if the need be. But hypocrites quickly dismisses anyone whose comments may jeopardize their intentions. So from your attitude who is bitter, i that made a presentation expecting questions or you who doesn't want others to be heard? cheesy

Well as i've told you earlier, i'm Maximus one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES our own God is able to gather all his children as one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers throughout the earth {Isaiah 2:2} he is not the God of confusionists who can't come to terms with their fellow worshipers elsewhere! Luke 11:23

For future cases save that name now "MAXIMUS"

Farewell! smiley
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I cancelled this one again I am not an intellectual,I am a spiritualist lean the difference grin

Oh your pains had been the attention I get ,?

Hahahahahahaha if only you know

I am a counselor I get walk in visits and online today alone the number is overwhelming and it's not yet 4pm

Let me explain I didn't pull people to me the church and mosques chased them to me grin

People have gotten tired of the lies the lifelessness of the religion you offer

They seek truth and I give it to them plainly and in simplicity

I tell them the facts I tell them the gospel stripped of all falsehood grin

This is my way bro grin

Have a good day and stop trying so hard
CelebritiesRe: Vee: If You Know How Some People Make Money, You’d Stop Being Hard On Yourself by HelpYourself(m): 2:44pm On Jan 08, 2021
Righteousness2:
Life and all that comes with it are Gifts From GOD.
You don't Struggle for a Gift. A Gift is Given.

Money has wings! When you throw yourself all out for these things, they fly away and make you keep pursuing and pursuing until u go down.

There are Principles given by the GOD for wealth. The principles answers to anybody irrespective of who you are.
Gen 8:22, Proverb 3:6 Luke 6:38

It is GOD that Blesses!
It is GOD that Connects
It is GOD that lifts
And when HIS Blessings are without Sorrows

Any other way used to get these things Ends in Super Premium Tears..
You are very wrong
God has done all he can do for you by giving you free will, a body , and good health

Is it him that will connect you again,? Are you crippled ?

Is it him that will leave billions of other creatures in creation and come and teach you how to help yourself?

Haba this religion people ehn
Christianity EtcRe: The Dangers Of Astral Traveling by HelpYourself(op): 2:20pm On Jan 08, 2021
The5DME:
You seem to know so much about something you know nothing about.
Hahahahahahahaha

Another one

Okay whatever makes you happy man

Anything else ?
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 2:20pm On Jan 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
I know!
I can understand Sir!

But next time try to be sincere because most of your subscribers are following Sir! cheesy
You are trying too hard

You didn't make one point for the sake of those following your posts

That's why I called it a day

I didn't get one single point

You where just being hostile and accusing me of all sorts but I am used to angry people here

Read history of my comments you can't win me by abuses or bullying grin

It won't work
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
You're right that I'm possessed but it's with the Spirit of God not with an evil spirit as you.

Your lies have surely found you out.

God bless.
Okay bro

I hear you grin

Keep speaking demon tongue yeah grin

Cheers
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Well it's obvious you know more than Jesus because he looked into the eyes of his fellow Jewish neighbours and said "you are of your FATHER the DEVIL" John 8:44

I wonder how the same God could have such confusion amongst his worshipers if they're of the same ONE God! cheesy

Perhaps that's what you're also doing presently with fellow worshipers of your God contradicting one another! Luke 11:23

You may choose to call me whatever you like i've told you what BROTHERHOOD entails. Matthew 12:46-49

May you have PEACE! smiley
I didn't get one point bro

Wow

Why not call it a day yeah?
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 1:06pm On Jan 08, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
It appears everyone who disagrees with you sounds angry and bitter not just me.

So it's well obvious that the angry and bitter soul is actually you, hence you feel that everyone must agree with you not to be angry and bitter as you are.

May God deliver you from the spirit of anger and bitterness. Amen!
You could have objectively read the chats but you came to the support for your fellow church staff grin

Whatever helps you sleep at night sir

Well done
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 12:50pm On Jan 08, 2021
wolesmile:
thank you sir
You are welcome
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 12:44pm On Jan 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Do you really think so? smiley



I'm Maximus one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, so which church are you from?

Just asking if your God is able to gather his worshipers together for his glory! Isaiah 2:2 compared to John 17:20-23 smiley
I don't belong to any church I worship God directly and in truth

I don't understand what you mean by my God , God the father is one don't blasphem

You need to work on controlling your emotions , you exhibit a lack of self control found in people who have extreme habits

Have a great day

Brother grin
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
First of all, i'm not your brother in any way Sir, i'm just one of your neighbours! smiley

A brother is one to whom you're related either through birth, business or faith. Obviously you and i aren't related at all so you can't be my brother! smiley

As for your submission i respect whatever each commentator believe on this issue, the three questions each person need to ask himself/herself is
Where can i find what i believe at WORK?
What are the benefits of my beliefs? and
Where are the beneficiaries my beliefs?
James 2:18-26 compared to Matthew 7:16-18

May you have PEACE! smiley
You sound angry and bitter grin

Which church are you from?
Have a great day
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 11:54am On Jan 08, 2021
Valkan:
what's your take on Charlie Charlie
It's a party time game and trick like ouija boards
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 11:53am On Jan 08, 2021
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MaxInDHouse:
There is just one single church of Christians on this planet today!
They can TEACH you what speaking in tongues is all about.
It was when people started planning to stay in a particular geographical location which is contrary to God's purpose (that people should live in all the corners of the earth) that God confused their language so that they have to SCATTER all over the surface of the earth.

But now God is uniting faithful people globally as he is gathering them to form on big and happy family of peace loving worshipers. All these people speaks different languages, so how could this be possible? Jesus said "With God all things are possible" {Matthew 19:26} despite all the Organizations set up by humans to unite people worldwide like OLYMPIC, FIFA, GRAMMY, WHO, UNESCO, UNICEF and so on mankind aren't united there is wars upon wars stemming from Racism and Politics. So God with whom nothing is impossible used his ACTIVE FORCE (HOLY SPIRIT) to unite his own worshipers!
How did he do it?
He used his ACTIVE FORCE to make the first set of people who entered into a new global covenant with him speak different language despite the fact that they were all Jews {Act 2:1-4} this was the first time such a thing would happen, in fact an ancient Prophet foretold this event {Joel 2:28 compared to Act 2:16-18} that was how SPEAKING IN TONGUES started!

Later traitors began joining the congregation of holy ones so there is need for messages to be delivered in secret, again God used his ACTIVE FORCE to make the Christians speak in the language that only spirits can understand (unless those permitted by the spirit) this is the second face of SPEAKING IN TONGUES! 1Corinthians 14:2

But immediately after the Bible (the book containing all sacred secrets) was completed all these gifts siezed {1Corinthians 13:8-10}

So today the holy spirit has done away with these gift when God's people have outgrown it's aim as they're now united as a global family {1Corinthians 13:11} now God's people are like one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers, they have settled all racial disputes, they've subjected themselves to the same spiritual government whereas unbelievers are still fighting and killing themselves over who should rule over them, God's people have vowed never to raise up weapons against anyone, they've stopped learning how to kill. Micah 4:1-3

The only difficulty most people will face today is IDENTIFYING God's people today!
Instead of looking for them as a body most people think each of them must be perfect, Satan is blurring their eyes to the marks that supposed to help honest hearted and sincere people recognize the Organization of true Christians.
So because they're unique everyone labelled them "Satanist" just as Jesus foretold! Matthew 10:25 smiley
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This is nonsense my brother

You watched too many church movies

Jesus never taught you all this rubbish ,you were taught this in some church school

Even Lord jesus said let your words be simple

Complexity comes from lies and the devil

Look at how complex your explanation sounds ... So alien and false. .
Jesus prayed in simplicity God doesn't need all this rubbish

It's not your job to teach the creator ormall your generations and galaxies how to hear you

Speak in simple terms in silence in your heart
Christianity EtcRe: Demon Tongue / Speaking In Tongues by HelpYourself(op): 9:38am On Jan 08, 2021
wolesmile:
Your number is not on your signature.
Can you give it so we can chat privately on WhatsApp?
I'd really love to share some experiences with you, and perhaps get some guidance on some issues.
I will respond to your email

Cheers
RomanceRe: If You Still Wonder Why GIRLS Don't Date U Even When U Have Money –here's Why by HelpYourself(m): 9:16am On Jan 08, 2021
NengakGodwin1:
And who told you that relationships& dating is not an important topic too?

Again, who told you that relationship is the opposite of money? Shift joor.
I never said that

But that isn't what you are discussing

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