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PoliticsRe: Probe Electoral Fraud In South- East --- APGA Urges Buhari by Hembelembe: 11:23am On Apr 27, 2015
arewafederation:
Why are these ibos always calling Buhari to come to their rescue? Is he now their new messiah? undecided



SMH for the Igbos. huh
Must you derail this thread just because there's Igbo in it?
SMH for A.SS washing tribe.
PoliticsRe: U.S. Likely To Sanction PEJ, Orubebe, Others Over Election Incitement by Hembelembe: 9:01pm On Apr 20, 2015
I wish my naija people will reduce the way they que at foreign embassies, imagine insults
CultureRe: Her Father Refuse To Return His Bride Price. by Hembelembe: 9:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
Go to d customary court, at d end of everything you'll get nothing less than #60.00 grin cheap thing, asking for refund of dowry.
TravelRe: Attack Currently Going On In South Africa, Nigerians Beware!!! by Hembelembe: 10:46pm On Apr 11, 2015
@op, you 're not really helping matters @ll. What is Biafra again? In as much as am an Igbo person, I don't really like hearing my people chanting Biafra. Count me out cos I'm from Nigeria.
TravelRe: Nigerians In U.k, Which University Can I Do My M.ba Programme. Not Expensive by Hembelembe: 8:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
University of Salford. Is in Manchester.
PoliticsRe: US, UK Allege Manipulated Collation Of Results by Hembelembe: 7:37pm On Mar 30, 2015
Seriously, I just realised the meaning of "Buhari" in Igbo language is "Change"
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Last Message To Nigerians Before Election Day (Full Text) by Hembelembe: 8:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
I think I'm beginning to like Buhari. My vote will go for him, let's give him a chance.
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Canada by Hembelembe: 4:35pm On Mar 22, 2015
[Thanks. I want to know d cost of giving birth in Canada, cheap hospitals and states quote author=Hotstepper post=31857443][
What do u want to know?



quote author=Hembelembe post=31835919]I'm also interested in this thread but people are not willing to give out any correct information.[/quote]
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Canada by Hembelembe: 10:39pm On Mar 20, 2015
I'm also interested in this thread but people are not willing to give out any correct information.
TravelRe: Does Anyone Here Live In Onitsha? by Hembelembe: 11:04pm On Mar 19, 2015
I live in onitsha, Awada Obosi won't be a bad idea.
FamilyRe: 10 Things A Woman Must Never Do To Her Husband by Hembelembe: 5:05pm On Mar 14, 2015
Lubbish
EducationRe: How To Know A 'Runs Girl' In Nigerian Universities!!! by Hembelembe: 12:12pm On Mar 06, 2015
So true
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Camp Reacts To Reports Of Impregnating Older Lover by Hembelembe: 11:23am On Mar 06, 2015
Davido the "O.B.O" himself grin
FoodRe: See How This Young Girl Disgraced Herself After Drinking Too Much by Hembelembe: 9:29am On Mar 04, 2015
*in t-pain's voice* blame it on d ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah alcohol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has A Dead Brain- Patience Jonathan. by Hembelembe: 11:08pm On Mar 03, 2015
I just dey laugh at some comments here esp "run to d kitchen and make some indomie for ur husband" NL no go kill person lol
TravelRe: Anyone Working In Saudi Arabia by Hembelembe: 10:29pm On Mar 03, 2015
Nice place sha but their law is just something else.
TravelRe: Employed But Relocating To Canada, Candid Advice Needed! by Hembelembe: 10:20pm On Mar 03, 2015
Greetings to the wonderful people here. Pls I want to know d requirements needed to migrate to Canada and how much is required in the account of family of four(4). Any candid idea will b much appreciated.
SportsRe: What is your Most Boring Sport Ever? by Hembelembe: 3:28pm On Feb 28, 2015
grin grin grin
cozy7:
My most boring sport ever is football, I rather stay idle than watch full grown men running up n down in boxers on a piece of land.
FamilyRe: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Hembelembe: 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2015
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buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
sounds dirty bro
FamilyRe: See What My Dad Found In His Food by Hembelembe: 7:39pm On Feb 27, 2015
That hook it's always in d stockfish. He should stop buying mamaput Stockfish.
PoliticsRe: A Police Out Station In Kwali-abuja by Hembelembe: 2:23pm On Feb 22, 2015
lacasa:
That is what happens when the so called 'fresh air' blows through



#BuHari4President2015
it Will not make any change if ur ret.gen is elected
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by Hembelembe: 2:12pm On Feb 21, 2015
Go and die alone tongue
PoliticsRe: Buhari In London, With Tony Blair, Saraki & Amosun by Hembelembe: 2:09pm On Feb 21, 2015
So @op what do you want us to do
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Guy With Any Of These? by Hembelembe: 2:02pm On Feb 21, 2015
I can only marry d one that weaves his hair only if he has much sterling undecided
PoliticsRe: I Will Declare My Assets Publicly – Buhari by Hembelembe: 1:44pm On Feb 20, 2015
Let him first declare his certificate
PoliticsRe: Tension Between France & Cameroun Over Captured French Boko Haram Fighters by Hembelembe: 1:08pm On Feb 20, 2015
They all want to destroy Africa
RomanceRe: Wow Most Hilarious And Funny Valentine Pic by Hembelembe: 1:05pm On Feb 20, 2015
Ok
PoliticsRe: 615 Terrorist killed In Both Air And Ground Attacks In Sambista Forest - Pic by Hembelembe: 1:02pm On Feb 20, 2015
Onyejiuwaokoh:
Yes, 40 years of born to rule people has left our military with nothing but incapacipation and 17TH century weaponry. The boko haram has successfully exposed our military weakness and armlessness. Thank God we have not gone to war with cameroon over Bakkassi land, that could have exposed our insecurity and it could have been disastrous. We will re-elect GEJ for him to continue to modernize our military and other infrastructures. We can not afford to go backward to the era of illiteracy and unqualified tribal jingoistic rulership.
word!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Flown Abroad For Prostate Cancer Checkup - The Herald by Hembelembe: 6:06pm On Feb 19, 2015
ahaika23:
They should check his throat as well for pronunciation defect, jest saying undecided
grin grin
TravelRe: UK Immigration Banned / US Visa Processing. by Hembelembe: 10:06pm On Jan 25, 2015
maternal:
You'll never get a visa to a developed nation. Don't bother
says who?

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